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ANNOUNCER: "TMZ" PRESENTS THE
WONDERFUL WORLD OF BABIES!
AND HOW TO USE THEM TO GET RICH,
MAKE A WOMAN UGLY AND *** HOT
CHICKS THAT AREN'T YOUR WIFE.
>> MEGAN FOX, SHE'S PREGNANT FOR
REAL.
ANNOUNCER: AND THE FATHER OF THE
BABY IS NONE OTHER THAN THIS
BAG!
NO, THIS BAG, BRIAN AUSTIN
GREEN.
FOX'S ESTRANGED HUSBAND WHO
SHE'S IN THE PROCESS OF
DIVORCING AS WE SPEAK.
BUT NOT BEFORE --
>> HE LEFT HER WITH A PARTING
GIFT.
ANNOUNCER: THAT'S WHAT THEY
SHOULD NAME HIM, PARTING GIFT.
BUT THE COUPLE, WHO HAVE TWO
OTHER KIDS TOGETHER, SURPRISED
US ALL WITH THIS NEW
ANNOUNCEMENT.
SO WAS IT PLANNED?
DID BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN SET A FOX
TRAP?
>> HE DIDN'T TRAP HER!
ANNOUNCER: NO.
THEY PROBABLY JUST COULDN'T
RESIST A QUICK *** BECAUSE OF
THEIR AMAZING CHEMISTRY.
>> HE WENT OVER THERE AND SAID,
HERE'S OUR SON.
IT'S GOING TO SEE -- OH, MY GOD,
THAT'S MEGAN FOX!
ANNOUNCER: SO ROMANTIC.
>> HE SHOWED UP WITH HIS SHIRT
OFF AND HE LIKE WALKED IN, I'M
SORRY!
I FORGOT MY SHIRT.
CAN I USE YOUR SHOWER?
ANNOUNCER: WHY DO WE FEEL MEGAN
FOX ISN'T IN THIS SCENARIO
ANYMORE?
>> HE WALKS OUT, OH, MY TOWEL,
I'M SORRY.
HARVEY: WOW.
TO QUOTE MARCIA CLARK, A
MOUNTAIN OF EVIDENCE.
ANNOUNCER: AND THERE'S ALSO A
MOUNTAIN OF AMNIOTIC FLUID,
INSIDE MEGAN FOX.
SO GOOD LUCK, GUYS.
WE CAN'T WAIT TO MEET LITTLE
PARTING GIFT!