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- WA-CHA!
HIYA!
- AND NOW...
DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA:
LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS.
[gong rings]
- ¶ HEAR THE LEGENDS
OF THE KUNG FU PANDA ¶
[scatting]
¶ RAISED IN
A NOODLE SHOP ¶
¶ NEVER SEEKING
GLORY OR FAME ¶
¶ HE CLIMBED
THE MOUNTAINTOP ¶
¶ AND EARNED
THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME ¶
OOH! AHH! YAH!
¶ KUNG FU PANDA ¶
[scatting]
¶ MASTER SHIFU SAW
THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM ¶
¶ AND MASTER THE SKILLS ¶
¶ OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME ¶
¶ KUNG FU PANDA ¶
[scatting]
¶ HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS
AND HE FIGHTS ¶
¶ WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE ¶
¶ PROTECT THE VALLEY
SOMETHING SOMETHING ¶
¶ SOMETHING
SOMETHING ALIVE ¶
OOH! AH! UNGH!
¶ KUNG FU PANDA ¶
¶ LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS ¶
SWEET!
- YOGA BEGINS
BY CENTERING YOUR ENERGY.
- GAH!
- ONLY THEN CAN YOU ALLOW
THE CHI TO FLOW
IN, DOWN,
AND BACK OUT.
- [grunting]
- BREATHING IS KEY.
- BREATHE.
HOW'S THIS?
[takes a deep breath]
- BREATHE OUT.
- [exhales heavily]
- BREATHE IN.
BREATHE OUT.
BREATHE IN.
BREATHE OUT.
- [groaning]
I FEEL LIKE
I'M BREATHING TOO MUCH.
PASSING OUT.
THAT WAS
AWESOME!
I DO FEEL
AT PEACE.
- MASTER SHIFU!
THERE'S AN URGENT MESSAGE
FOR MANTIS.
[rattling]
- WHAT DOES IT SAY?
- IT SAYS
"NEED YOUR HELP.
"URGENT.
HAO MING."
[gasps]
HAO MING!
- WHAT'S A HAO MING?
- SHE'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
MANTIS IN THE WORLD.
AND MY EX-FIANCÉE.
- WAIT, WHAT?
YOU WERE
GONNA GET MARRIED?
- YEAH.
BUT IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.
SHE MUST BE
IN TROUBLE.
I NEED TO GO BACK
TO MY VILLAGE.
- WE'LL GO WITH YOU.
- UH, HMM...
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S OKAY.
MY VILLAGE DOESN'T REALLY
LIKE SNAKES.
SORRY, OR TIGERS.
OR MONKEYS
OR...CRANES.
IT'S A REALLY SMALL TOWN.
- WHAT ABOUT ME?
CAN...
- NO.
- I...
- NO.
- PLEASE?
- NO!
- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY.
- YOU WANT TO COME.
- LOVE TO.
- [sighs]
REALLY IT'S BEST IF I GO ALONE.
- HUH.
THAT'S WEIRD.
I MEAN, WHO WOULDN'T WANNA BRING
THE DRAGON WARRIOR
BACK TO THEIR HOMETOWN
WITH THEM?
- PO, FOLLOW MANTIS
IN CASE HE NEEDS
BACK UP.
- OOH, DRAGON WARRIOR
STEALTH MODE.
QUIET LIKE A CAT.
- [growls]
- HEH, SEE?
QUIET?
BYE.
- HMM?
WAIT. HUH?
[suspenseful music]
¶ ¶
- WHOOSH!
[scatting]
[yelps]
HMM.
[groans]
STEALTH MODE DRAGON WARRIOR
MENTAL STEALTH LOG, ENTRY ONE.
I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING MANTIS
FOR A DAY AND A HALF NOW.
AND HE HAS NO IDEA.
- PO.
- OH!
[chuckles nervously]
HEY, MANTIS.
WHAT IS--
I WAS--
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
ALL THE WAY OUT HERE?
- [growls]
TALK!
- SHIFU WANTED ME
TO FOLLOW YOU.
GUESS HE THOUGHT
SOMETHING WAS UP.
- WHAT?
"UP"?
HEY, THAT--
THAT'S CRAZY.
LET'S JUST GO BACK
TO THE JADE PALACE
AND FORGET ABOUT
THE WHOLE THING.
- BUT WE'RE
ALMOST THERE.
I WANNA SEE
WHERE YOU GREW UP.
- YEAH, UM,
HOW 'BOUT YOU WAIT HERE...
AND, UH,
KEEP AN EYE OUT?
AND I'LL GO SEE
WHAT'S HAPPENING.
COME ON, THEN I'LL COME BACK
AND GET YOU.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, BUDDY?
- BUT WE'RE ALREADY HERE.
- UH...
PO, LISTEN.
THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED TO TELL YOU.
SEE, A COUPLE YEARS AGO,
HAO MING LEFT ME
CROUCHING AT THE ALTAR.
- DID SHE
FORGET SOMETHING?
- MY HEART.
- NO!
YOUR TEENY,
TINY LITTLE HEART?
- I WAS OUT OF MY MIND.
- TEENY, TINY LITTLE MIND?
- I WAS MAD
AND I WANTED HER TO REGRET IT,
SO I TOLD A LIE.
- A TEENY, TINY LITTLE--
- I GET IT!
I'M SMALL!
- I DON'T LIKE THAT SOME LADY
BROKE YOUR HEART,
EVEN IF IT IS TINY.
- THANKS, PO.
YOU'RE A REAL FRIEND.
THAT'S...WHY I GOTTA
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
- OH! IT'S
THE DRAGON WARRIOR!
- THE DRAGON WARRIOR
IS HERE!
[cheering]
- AWW, YOU TOLD PEOPLE
I WAS COMING?
all: LONG LIVE
THE DRAGON WARRIOR!
LONG LIVE
THE DRAGON WARRIOR!
- MANTIS?
all: LONG LIVE
THE DRAGON WARRIOR!
LONG LIVE
THE DRAGON WARRIOR!
- THANK YOU, FANS.
IT'S GREAT
TO BE BACK HOME.
- LET US NOW CELEBRATE
HIS TRIUMPHANT RETURN
WITH THE JIG
OF HAPPY!
all: THE JIG
OF HAPPY!
[cheerful music]
¶ ¶
- SO, BUDDY, ANYTHING
YOU WANNA FILL ME IN ON?
ANYTHING AT ALL
THAT MAYBE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
THIS RINGIN' ANY BELLS?
- OKAY, OKAY.
I-I WANTED TO SEEM LIKE
A BIG SHOT
SO I COULD BURN
MY EX-GIRLFRIEND FOR DUMPING ME,
SO I TOLD EVERYONE...
I WAS
THE DRAGON WARRIOR.
- WHAT?
- [gasps]
THERE SHE IS.
- SHE DEFINITELY KNOWS HOW
TO MOVE HER...POINTY DEALIES.
- LOOK, DON'T WORRY,
ALL RIGHT?
I'LL TELL EVERYONE
AS SOON AS THEY'RE DONE.
EVEN IF SHE SEES
I'M A TOTAL FRAUD, A LOSER.
- OR...YOU COULD JUST KEEP ON
BEING THE DRAGON WARRIOR.
- WHAT--BUT--
- IT'S OKAY.
AS YOUR FRIEND, I GIVE YOU
PERMISSION TO BE ME.
AND TO RUB
HER TINY LITTLE NO I IN IT.
- OH, THAT WOULD BE REALLY,
REALLY GREAT!
UH, BUT WAIT, IF I'M THE DRAGON
WARRIOR, WHO ARE YOU?
- I COULD BE
YOUR SIDEKICK!
- GREAT!
- THERE'S JUST
ONE PROBLEM.
MY AWESOMENESS.
HMM, I HAVE TO FIND A WAY
TO HIDE MY NATURAL BODACITY.
I NEED A COSTUME AND PROPS.
YEAH, YEAH,
A WHOLE SIDEKICK PERSONA.
- MANTIS!
JOIN US, DRAGON WARRIOR.
- PLEASE WELCOME
THE DRAGON WARRIOR...
AND HIS SIDEKICK.
- OH, THIS EYE PATCH IS GONNA
TAKE SOME GETTING USED TO.
GREETINGS, ALL.
[garbled noises]
THOUGHT I'D ADD
SOME WEIRD NOISES
TO THE SIDEKICK THING
FOR A LITTLE FLAVOR.
- SO NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN,
DRAGON WARRIOR.
- OH, HELLO,
MISS...?
- HAO.
- HAO.
YES.
I THINK I GOT
ONE OF YOUR URGENT MESSAGES.
I WAS IN A PILE
OF URGENT MESSAGES.
- MM, IT WAS
AN URGENT MESSAGE,
BUT IT WAS MORE ABOUT ME
URGENTLY MISSING YOU.
- OOH.
- THERE'S AN EMPTY SEAT
NEXT TO MINE, DRAGON WARRIOR.
- I SUPPOSE, AS LONG
AS THERE'S NOTHING BLOCKING ME
IF I HAVE TO BE AWESOME.
- SO, PO, BEING
THE DRAGON WARRIOR'S SIDEKICK,
YOU MUST BE A BIT OF
A KUNG FU MASTER YOURSELF, EH?
- UH, ME?
NO WAY.
I'M HOPELESS
WITH THAT STUFF.
I LEAVE IT UP TO THE AWESOME
DRAGON WARRIOR, YEAH.
I WOULDN'T KNOW A "NUN"
FROM A "CHUK."
[chuckles nervously]
KOO-KOO-KREE!
- SO, HOW DID YOU COME TO BE
THE DRAGON WARRIOR'S SIDEKICK?
- UH, UH, YEAH.
UH, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
- UH, WELL, UH,
THE DRAGON WARRIOR,
WHO IS TOTALLY AMAZING,
SAVED MY LIFE.
SEE, I USED TO BE
A DIRT-POOR FARMER OF...
DIRT.
AND ONE DAY I WAS DIGGING IN,
YOU KNOW, DIRT.
AND I WOKE A SLEEPING DIRT--
NO, I MEAN...
ROCK MONSTER!
NOT KNOWING
ANY KUNG FU MYSELF,
I FIGURED I WAS DONE FOR,
WHEN SUDDENLY, OUT OF NOWHERE,
THE AWESOMELY BODACIOUS
DRAGON WARRIOR APPEARED!
AWESOMELY.
FROM THE GROUND
WHERE I LAY HELPLESS,
I WAS ABLE TO VIEW
THE MOST PHENOMENAL DISPLAY
OF DRAGON WARRIOR SKILLS
EVER SEEN BY PANDA EYES.
[explosion]
IT WAS SO AWESOME,
ONE OF MY EYES
ACTUALLY CLOSED FOREVER.
LEGEND HAS IT
THAT IT NEVER AGAIN WANTED
TO LOOK UPON SOMETHING
THAT WASN'T AS AWESOME
AS THE DRAGON WARRIOR HIMSELF.
I BEGGED HIM TO LET ME
BE HIS SIDEKICK,
AND EVEN THOUGH
I WASN'T QUALIFIED,
HE LET ME
HANG AROUND.
HIS LIFE REALLY TURNED AROUND
AFTER YOU.
HE'S GOT LADY FRIENDS
OUT THE *** NOW.
GUESS YOU MISSED
THE BOAT, LADY.
- IT'S TRUE.
I HAVE ALWAYS REGRETTED
LEAVING YOU.
YOU WERE THE MOST--
- I LOVE YOU, TOO!
- OOH, BURN, TAKE THAT--
WAIT, WHAT?
- I'VE NEVER
FORGOTTEN YOU EITHER.
- YES, YOU DID,
YOU COMPLETELY FORGOT HER.
HAO WHO?
- NO, I DIDN'T--
- SHH, YOU'RE BLOWING IT.
STOP SAYING
FROU FROU STUFF,
'CAUSE SHE'S TOTALLY
NOT REGRETTING IT.
- YEAH, FROU FROU.
HAO...
[ethereal music]
¶ ¶
WILL YOU HAVE THIS HUMBLE HERO
AS YOUR BOYFRIEND?
- YES.
- [groans]
- LIAR!
FRAUD!
YOU'RE NO HERO!
- I CAN EXPLAIN.
- YOU SAY YOU'RE
THE DRAGON WARRIOR,
BUT REALLY YOU'RE...
- [garbled noises]
- A GIRLFRIEND THIEF!
- OOH?
- YOU TOOK MY LADY.
AND YOU WILL PAY
FOR IT.
- HAO, WHO'S THIS OLD GUY?
- UH, THAT'S MY EX-FIANCÉ.
- WHEN DID
YOU BREAK UP?
- 2 HOURS
AND 17 MINUTES AGO.
BECAUSE OF YOU,
DRAGON WARRIOR!
- BECAUSE I REALIZED THE TRUTH
OF ME LOVING YOU.
- BECAUSE YOU'RE
THE DRAGON WARRIOR!
- NOT TRUE.
I LOVE MANTIS
FOR WHO HE IS!
- OH!
- YOU'RE GOING TO BE
SO SORRY.
[whistles]
- WHO ARE YOU,
LITTLE GUY?
- I'M SAI SO,
DOSU'S SIDEKICK.
[whistles]
- OH, WOW,
THE WHISTLING.
NICE TOUCH.
I'M STUCK
WITH THIS BIG LOUD THING.
GLARF!
- WE CHALLENGE YOU
AND YOUR SIDEKICK TO A FIGHT
SO WE KNOW
WHO THE REAL HERO IS!
TOMORROW, NOON,
THE TOWN SQUARE.
DON'T BE LATE.
- [gasps]
- OH, WE'LL BE THERE.
- SEE YA,
SUCKERS.
[whistles]
- THEY SEEM NICE.
[garbled noises]
- [humming]
[scatting]
- MANTIS?
- WHAT AN AMAZING NOSE
YOU HAVE, PO.
BEAUTIFUL.
- UH...
YOU OKAY?
- AM I OKAY?
YES!
I'M FANTASTIC!
THE DRAGON WARRIOR THING
WORKED.
SHE LIKES ME, PO.
SHE'S CRAZY
ABOUT ME.
AND I'M--
I'M IN LOVE.
- THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED
TO HAPPEN.
- I KNOW!
- [groans]
BETTER SAVE THAT KICKING
FOR THE FIGHT.
- OH, RIGHT.
THE FIGHT,
I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT.
HAO AND I MADE PLANS
TO LIE ON THE GRASS
AND LOOK UP AT THE CLOUDS
AND SAY THEY LOOK LIKE BUNNIES
AND ELEPHANTS AND STUFF.
- I CAN'T FIGHT
THOSE GUYS, MANTIS.
IF I START FIGHTING THEM,
THEY'LL SEE I'M ACTUALLY GOOD.
SO GOOD THAT THEY'LL FIGURE OUT
THAT I'M THE DRAGON WARRIOR.
AND HAO WILL KNOW
YOU ARE NOT.
- [gasps]
NO! NO! OH!
THAT CAN'T HAPPEN, PO!
THAT CAN'T HAPPEN!
I'M IN LOVE!
I'M IN LOVE!
[crying]
PO, YOU CANNOT
FIGHT THOSE GUYS.
I'LL BE THERE.
UH, NOON.
- HEH, I'M SURE
HE'LL BE HERE.
PROBABLY GOT CAUGHT UP
DOING SOMETHING...AWESOME.
[garbled noises]
YEAH.
I WISH I COULD HELP,
BUT IT'S NOT LIKE BEATING UP
A HELPLESS HALF-BLIND GUY
WITH A BUM LEG IS REALLY GONNA
QUENCH YOUR--
- [screaming]
- OKAY.
[groaning]
OW, OW, OW,
WATCH THE FACE.
THE BUTT IS BETTER.
I DON'T EAT WITH IT.
OW!
- TELL THE DRAGON WARRIOR
WE'LL BE BACK HERE AT 2:00.
HE BETTER SHOW UP
IF HE KNOWS WHAT'S GOOD FOR HIM.
AND YOU TOO.
- [humming]
OOH, PO!
OH, MAN,
WHAT HAPPENED?
- THERE WAS A FIGHT...
AT NOON.
- OH! GAH!
I'M SO SORRY, PO.
I'M A LITTLE GOOFY
ON LOVE!
THERE WAS THIS ONE CLOUD
AND IT--
IT JUST HAD THIS SORT OF--
- MANTIS!
- SORRY.
WELL, ARE YOU OKAY?
- [sighs]
NOTHING HURT BUT MY PRIDE.
AND A COUPLE OF RIBS,
AND I'VE LOST THE FEELING
IN TWO FINGERS, BUT...
YOU CAN DO ME A SOLID BY KICKING
THOSE GUYS' BUTTS AT 2:00.
- AND THAT'S JUST
WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
RIGHT AFTER HAO TAKES ME
TO MEET HER PARENTS.
- WHAT?
- I KNOW!
ISN'T IT GREAT?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GIRLS
HAVE TAKEN ME
TO MEET THEIR PARENTS?
- NONE?
- LESS!
I AM REALLY
MAKING PROGRESS.
AND I OWE IT ALL
TO YOU.
- [groans]
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, MANTIS.
BUT I'M SERIOUS, MAN,
YOU NEED TO BE THERE AT 2:00.
- YOU CAN COUNT
ON ME, PAL.
BUT DON'T FIGHT THEM.
- [whistles]
- UH... PRETTY SURE HE'S JUST
A COUPLE OF BLOCKS AWAY.
'CAUSE THE DRAGON WARRIOR'S
WORK IS NEVER--
[gong rings]
- [screams]
- [groans]
- I CAN DO 6:00.
- [grunting]
[gong rings]
UH-OH.
[spits]
- PO!
OH, IS IT 6:00 ALREADY?
- IT'S 9:00.
- OH, HEY, YOU ACTUALLY LOOK
LIKE YOU NEED THAT CRUTCH NOW.
- I DO NEED THIS CRUTCH NOW.
AND LISTEN TO THIS.
[bones cracking]
BONES AREN'T SUPPOSED
TO SOUND LIKE THAT, MANTIS.
- UH, I'M SORRY.
LOOK, NEXT TIME--
- THERE'S NOT GONNA BE
A NEXT TIME.
YOU'RE A DISGRACE
TO THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME.
- PO!
- DON'T "PO" ME, MANTIS.
THE DRAGON WARRIOR'S SUPPOSED
TO BE THERE
FOR THOSE WHO NEED HIM,
NOT JUST THINK ABOUT HIMSELF.
AS SOON AS MY SIGHT COMES BACK,
I'M LEAVING.
- WHAT? WHAT? NO!
NO, P-PLEASE,
NOT NOW.
- BECAUSE?
- BECAUSE HAO AND I
ARE GETTING MARRIED.
- [chokes]
WHA--?
- ISN'T IT GREAT?
I'M GONNA MARRY
THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS!
- MARRIAGE?
THAT MEANS--
- TOGETHER FOREVER!
- MANTIS, ARE YOU
OUT OF YOUR MIND?
YOU WERE JUST GONNA MAKE HER
A LITTLE JEALOUS
AND THEN SKEDADDLE.
THEY NEED US IN THE VALLEY
OF PEACE.
I'M THE--
- SHH!
- [whispers]
DRAGON WARRIOR.
THIS IS ALL A LIE.
- AND A GREAT IDEA.
THANKS.
I'LL TELL HER
THE TRUTH EVENTUALLY.
SHOULDN'T BE MORE THAN
A FEW YEARS.
- MANTIS, YOU ARE NOT
THE DRAGON WARRIOR.
- [laughs nervously]
OH, YOU AND YOUR LABELS.
THIS IS BIGGER THAN THAT.
LOVE, PO!
LOVE!
IT'S ALL AROUND US, BABY.
ALL THE KINGS AND QUEENS
WITH ALL THE RICHES IN THE WORLD
ARE NOTHING WITHOUT LOVE.
AND I'VE GOT IT!
PO, I'VE GOT IT RIGHT HERE
IN MY LITTLE CLAW.
HOW CAN YOU NOT
BE THERE FOR ME
WHEN I NEED YOU
THE MOST?
- ALL I'VE BEEN
IS THERE FOR YOU.
BUT WHEN I NEEDED YOU
TO BE THERE FOR ME,
YOU WERE JUST
THERE FOR YOU!
AND HAO.
AND I DON'T MEAN "AND HOW,"
I MEAN "AND HAO,"
LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAO.
- I GOT IT.
BUT PO--
- NO MORE, MANTIS.
I'M GOING HOME.
- NO, PO,
DON'T GO.
[sighs]
- TRY TO HELP A GUY OUT,
AND WHAT DOES IT
GET YA?
BUTT-KICKINGS AND A BIG MOUTHFUL
OF DISAPPOINTMENT...
AND LESS TEETH.
AND--AND
NOTHINGNESS.
LET'S SEE THAT RED MANTIS DUDE
AND HIS WHISTLING BUDDY
TAKE ME ON
WHEN I'M REALLY TRYING.
WAH! HAH!
WA-CHA!
HIYA!
SAY HELLO
TO THE DRAGON WARRIOR.
- WAIT--
HOW?
UH...YOU'RE
THE DRAGON WARRIOR.
NOT MANTIS.
- HUH?
ME?
AH, NO.
[raspberries]
HA, I'M TOO LAME
AND HUSKY TO BE HIM.
- THEN HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY
DO SUCH AMAZING KUNG FU?
- NIGHT CLASSES?
- WE HAVE
TO TELL HAO.
SHE'S MARRYING A FRAUD!
[whistles]
- SAI SO, LET'S TEAR
THAT MANTIS APART.
- NO, NO, NO!
YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE.
HORG!
- IT IS A MOST THRILLING
AND SOLEMN OCCASION
WHEN A MAN AND A WOMAN
DECIDE TO UNITE FOREVER.
- HAO MING!
I HAVE SOME INTERESTING NEWS FOR
YOU ABOUT YOUR DRAGON WA--
- OH, MY GOSH, SO SORRY,
HOW EMBARRASSING.
SORRY TO BE LATE,
OH, MIGHTY DRAGON WARRIOR.
KEEP GOING!
[fighting in background]
- RIGHT.
BEFORE WE BEGIN, DOES ANYONE
HAVE A JIG OF OBJECTION THEY--
- SKIP THAT PART!
- UM, THE READING
OF POETRY--
- SKIP IT!
- THAT GUY IS
NOT THE DRAGON WAR--
- DRAGON WARRIOR,
YOU MAY NOW SAY YOUR VOWS.
- UH, I WROTE THESE MYSELF.
[clears throat]
REMEMBER WHEN I WAS FOUR
AND YOU WERE THREE?
- FRAUD!
- SPEED IT UP, MANTIS.
- REMEMBER WHEN I WAS 16
AND YOU WERE 15?
- FASTER!
- PROMISE TO LOVE, HONOR,
AND RESPECT--
- HAO, THAT GUY
IS LYING--
- WEDDINGS ALWAYS
MAKE ME CRY.
LET'S JUST HOLD EACH OTHER
FOR A MINUTE.
- [gasping]
LYING.
- A-HA!
- HAO, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SAY YOUR VOWS?
- MY DEAREST DRAGON WARRIOR,
SINCE THE DAY I FIRST HEARD
THERE WAS A DRAGON WARRIOR,
I KNEW
I WANTED TO BE
MRS. DRAGON WARRIOR.
[echoing]
DRAGON WARRIOR, DRAGON WARRIOR.
[in slow-motion]
DRAGON WARRIOR.
- NO.
AND...
HIYA!
- [whistles]
- GET OFF MY FRIEND!
[dramatic music]
¶ ¶
[grunting]
- MANTIS IS NOT
THE DRAGON WARRIOR.
- IF HE'S NOT
THE DRAGON WARRIOR, THEN WHO IS?
- THIS GUY.
[crowd gasping]
- UM.
- WHAT, ME?
[raspberries]
THE DRAGON WARRIOR?
RIDICULOUS!
I CAN'T EVEN WALK.
SEE?
- STOP!
I CAN'T WATCH YOU
DO THIS, PO.
IT'S PAINFUL.
EVERYONE, I AM NOT
THE DRAGON WARRIOR!
- WHAT?
THE WEDDING IS OFF.
- NOT ONLY AM I NOT
THE DRAGON WARRIOR,
I'M NOT WORTHY
TO BE HIM.
THAT GUY IS WORTHY.
HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
AND HE DOESN'T CARE
IF I'M THE DRAGON WARRIOR.
HE TOOK SEVERAL BEATINGS
AND HUMILIATED HIMSELF
EVEN MORE THAN USUAL...
JUST SO I COULD MARRY
A WOMAN
WHO DOESN'T EVEN
DESERVE ME.
- [stammering]
I DON'T DESERVE YOU?
[scoffs]
YOU DON'T DESERVE ME.
- GOODBYE, HAO.
- WELL, DOSU, LOOKS LIKE
YOUR LADY'S BACK ON THE MARKET.
GOOD LUCK.
- THANK YOU,
DRAGON WARRIOR.
- [groaning]
- PO, PO, YOU CAN'T
WALK LIKE THAT.
[sighs]
GET ON MY SHOULDERS.
- IT'S OKAY.
- I'LL CARRY YOU.
I'LL BE FINE.
[grunting]
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