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22 and still a ***.
I'm lovely-looking, clever and easy-going... so, what's wrong?
She's missing...
She is not SO bright...
Easy-going? That chick? I'd have screwed her ex, the one with the robe, the one
from Lost, Castelo, the ***...
Well, I've already done them.
What's wrong is that I'm jinxed. Because if not, you'll tell me that just in the
moment when I was going to lose my virginity...
Or jinxed or the destiny wanted me to lose my virginity with that brat.
I love her.
Cris, there are mails for you.
Pablo’s love letter, Pablo's love letter, Pablo's love letter...
An official receipt!
“Cris, you've mortgaged my heart...”
The stuff with that guy was bordering harassment.
You again? Nononono...
No! wait, wait, wait.
Who has no harassed someone once in life? To act as though it was a chance
meeting, to send some SMS, some blow jobs, to call up at midnight, to draw a piece
of graffiti in his doorway, to poison his dog... Silly things from youth, aren't them?
I was harassed once by a guy. I was asked to sign in favor of the bullfights abolition
and well.. I had to screw him.
Although I have to recognize... that the guy did his best.
I'm here to apologize.
I forgive you, Pablo. I've removed the restraining order. Everything is forgiven.
So.. we could meet.. some evening.. or at night... or whenever you want.
No way, Pablo. We're not going to meet. Nor in the evening, nor at night, nor never.
You are so pretty!
OK. I recognize it.
The psychopath who knocked me down... all of a sudden...
I took a liking to him.
He said me that I was “so pretty”. What a cute guy...
Oh my god. You like him!
Dudette, you cannot get involved with a crazy driver. No way!
No, Sony, no... We have nothing to do. I prefer men more like...
...older.
...gutter punk.
...well-endowed
...hairy
...waxed, with long hair and a girly face.
… so hairy.
...Catholics.
...an ant bear, to sum up.
...all of them.
I was starting to feel something for that brat and what happened that day... just
complicated everything.
Oh my God! Help!! Help!!
Cris...
Listen, I don't want to bother you anymore, I promise.
I only want to say you that I love you.
And well, I know that you don't care about me,
and that my life doesn't finish here and all that stuff...
But it's going to be much more sad without you.
That's the most beautiful thing that anyone's ever said to me.
You are lovely.
This is for you...
And also this.
Five minutes later an ambulance came to pick him up. And in spite of everything,
I put a note in his pocket with my telephone number.
Because of the stink of my clothes, my mother threw them out as soon as she saw me
It came as no surprise that she didn't want to meet me again.
But he never phoned me... So...the history with Pablo ended...
Go back to my old ways.
I'm going to find at the end a guy to lose my virginity with.
Wish me luck.
NEXT EPISODE
I met Román, a handsome boy, talkative...
But there was something weird, as always.
So you are a *** actor?
A *** star.
He's got a big ***.
But it's made with Photoshop, isn't it?
He was going to burst me.