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How many times has this happened to you?
– Bwaaahaha!
– What the *beep*
– OK, but how many times has THIS happened to you?
– Mommy, I want to bake a cake in my
– Easy Bake Oven.
– Easy...
– ...Bake Oven.
– Um, what?
– Mommy,
I want to bake a cake in my Easy Bake Oven,
but the light bulb's blown out.
– Dammit, I guess I have to change the damn bulb.
AHHHH, DAMMIT!
Isn't there a child's toy oven
that doesn't utilize dangerous
lightbulbs as its method of convection?
– Well now you can!
– Who the hell are you? – I'm the Spishak spokesman.
And I've got a new toy so modern and fun
that you'll say goodbye to that old-fashioned toy oven.
Now, little Daisy.
Are you ready for your new toy oven of the future?
– SHUT UP.
– Are you ready for your new toy oven of the future?
– Sure, mister! That sounds fun.
– Who's cleaning that up?
– That's the spirit! It's Spishak's "Hey, it's Ovens for Kids"!
– No more lightbulbs?
– No more lightbulbs.
– No more lightbulbs? – No more lightbulbs!
– No more lightbulbs? – NO!
And, just like Mommy's oven,
because it runs on clean-burning gas.
– And it's a fact!
Food cooked with natural gas
doesn't have that strange electric taste.
– I wanna try, I wanna try!
– Haha, hold on there, little Daisy. First we have to hook it up.
– Well that sounds easy enough.
– As easy as one, two, three.
One: unhook your kitchen oven from the gas line.
Two: refasten the gas line
to your "Hey, its Ovens for Kids" oven gas nozzle.
– I don't think it fits very well.
– You're insane.
And step three:
just light the pilot light with Spishak's "My First Matches",
included in the box.
Don't you want to learn how to light a pilot light?
– OK...
– Here, let me help!