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What's the big emergency this time?
a Hulk-sized problem.
Jen, give us a look-see.
SHE-HULK: There's our disaster, dead-ahead.
a million people.
HULK: Who is that, anyway?
(VILLAIN LAUGHS)
SKAAR: Very bad man look familiar.
(ROARS)
A-BOMB: It's Blastaar,
the evil cowardly lion from another dimension.
And he brought his munchkins!
Remember last time fang-face visited,
he ambushed us for The Leader.
I'll be sure to thank him.
Rest of you, smash his Borers and fix the dam.
Line it up, boys.
The Hulk launcher is ready to fire.
Hulks away!
(RED HULK LAUGHING)
(A-BOMB CHEERING)
getting hurt.
But these are Hulks. So we do the hurting.
HULK: Yo, ugly!
You Negative Zone creeps never learn!
(GROANS)
(ROARS)
Blastaar will do the teaching this day.
(ROARS)
(HULK ROARS)
(GRUNTS)
Don't want you breaking a nail, Jenny.
I got this.
(BLASTAAR GRUNTING)
(GROANS)
Stop blasting yourself!
Stop blasting yourself!
Anything else to teach me?
(CHUCKLES)
It is your friends who shall learn pain first!
(ROARS)
Oh, what else could go wrong?
(ROARS)
Hey! What's biting me?
Get it off, get it off!
You wouldn't last a minute without me, Red.
(GRUNTS)
I got this!
(GROANS)
(SCREAMS) Ow!
Says the green damsel in distress.
(LAUGHS)
Ew, not enough it chomped me,
but it slimed me, too?
I'll kiss your boo-boo later.
We gotta stop this thing from going splits-ville!
SHE-HULK: So weld it up, hot stuff!
Fire in the hole!
when you do what I say.
(GRUNTS)
(ROARS)
bitey snake-things?
Get it off! Get it off!
(ROARS)
Skaar bit too!
(GROANS)
HULK: Rick? Jen?
A-BOMB: (GROANS) Hulk?
(STRAINING)
Can't move.
(GROWLS)
HULK: The Negative Zone.
BLASTAAR: Enjoy watching your friends perish!
The Leader sends his regards.
(SNARLS)
A-BOMB: Ah! Ow!
This stuff grows back fast.
Worse than picking a scab.
Don't make Skaar peel.
Skaar not like when Skaar peel. (GRUNTS)
Ugh, will you stop picking? It's gross.
AUTOMATED MALE VOICE: Scan initialized.
Tissue analysis complete.
Unknown poison is spreading through the subjects' cells,
crystallizing their bodies from the outside in.
How do I stop it?
Treatment unknown.
Then what am I supposed to do?
Better do something soon, Greenie.
We're being petrified here.
And I'd kind of like to know why?
THE LEADER: An intriguing question.
Premise,
how best to destroy one's enemy.
Conclusion,
destroy their allies first.
How'd this jerk get on our TV's?
Must've hacked my cameras.
What can I say? I like to watch.
What do you want?
Why, I'm here to help you, Hulk.
If you're going to create an antidote,
you'll need more of the poison.
Which is found only in The Negative Zone.
Simply put, to save your friends,
you'll have to come to me.
Oh, and I wouldn't dilly-dally.
I doubt they'll last 24 hours.
Coming after me is one thing.
But my friends? My family?
(GRUNTS)
This serum mixer better do the trick.
Hulk, don't go. It's a trap.
(GRUNTS) Course it is! And I'm going...
(GROANS) With him.
You're not going anywhere.
None of you.
Leader wants me, he's gonna get me.
Just hang in there.
(HULKS GROAN)
(THUNDER CRACKING)
to help, you big clod.
Reed ain't back yet.
Hey, maybe you and I could work on a cure.
The Negative Zone?
(SIGHS) This way.
I can get going.
You go alone, you might never come back.
at your green funeral.
It's my risk. Don't need your help.
Sure, I could count on Ben.
of my pals in danger.
Well, you're gonna need a pilot.
in my big rocky hand.
You don't.
Only way I open this door is if I go too.
(SIGHS)
You going in your pajamas?
(BEEPS)
AUTOMATED MALE VOICE: Portal activated.
Fasten your seat belts.
It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
Lot of bad stuff in here.
We're only after one bad guy.
Picking up The Leader's gamma signature ahead.
And he's ready for us.
We're going in full smash.
I want the big head to feel us coming.
I got another idea.
Going to camo-mode.
AUTOMATED MALE VOICE: Cloaking device activated.
(SOLDIERS GROAN)
HULK: Ugh, you and your big ideas.
(HULK SIGHS) This ain't gonna work.
an honest try.
(GROANS)
You know, I kind of like this armor.
HULK: They're getting worse. We need to hurry.
Heads up, green genes.
their furry noses.
You just stick with old blue eyes.
Not saying I needed help,
but maybe letting the Thing tag along
wasn't such a bad idea after all.
This scanner better work.
(BEEPING)
This way.
What's your doodad picking up, anyway?
It's rigged to track the source of the poison.
And we're close.
(BELLOWS)
monster in the place.
That's just another snake to me.
You hold it down, I'll go for the poison.
Oh, gee, thanks a lot.
(GRUNTS)
THING: This thing has three heads? Really?
(ROARS)
(ELECTRIC CRACKING)
(GRUNTS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Are you gonna clobber something?
Are you gonna lay around all day?
(GROANS)
Hurry it up, will you?
(YELLS)
HULK: Three strikes and you're out.
That was lame, even for you.
Got it, let's move.
Just another snake, he says.
(RHYTHMIC MARCHING)
HULK: Okay, Ben, here's the plan.
I'll cause a distraction.
You get the antidote back to the Hulks.
Ugh, you're going after The Leader.
coming after us.
(GRUNTS) Hey!
(GROWLS)
Who wants to get smashed first?
Well? Come on!
I got smashes for everyone!
Want some too? Tough guys, huh?
Say hello to my fist!
Go! I'll see you on the other side!
(GROANS)
(GROANING)
(GROWLS)
THE LEADER: I was afraid you wouldn't come.
have been poisoned,
like your friends.
Those who disappoint me.
And you do not want to disappoint me.
I never disappoint.
hand-me-down's?
The cosmic control rod
(CRACKING)
Hmm. That glow stick didn't save bug-brain.
Well, I've made some improvements.
(CHUCKLES)
(SCREAMS)
(GROANS)
(MOANS)
THE LEADER: Annihilus, be gone.
Annihilus?
The price of his failure.
And now to yours.
your sad attempt
to rebrand yourself a hero.
And I must admit, I was inspired
to chronicle my own adventures.
Care to see what I've been up to?
are packing lasers!
Where did they get lasers?
Where, indeed?
Yes.
chaos in the world
so my leadership would be welcomed.
You were behind that?
Shame me and my pals loused it up for you.
Sauron wasn't my only attempt.
I found Ymir, God of Winter,
for the frost giants to attack Earth.
We agreed to share the planet
if their invasion was successful.
And how'd that work out for you?
All your flunkies let you down.
For a guy who named himself "The Leader,"
you're not very good at it.
your leadership?
(GROWLS)
In the past, you've been unbeatable
because you were a raging monster
who cared for nothing.
Now, at long last, you have a weakness.
Friends.
I'm not worried about them.
Antidote's already on Earth by now.
My friends are fine.
Probably on their way here for me.
Drat, I've failed again!
Well, let's have a look.
Just to be sure.
A-BOMB: Ow, and I thought poison oak was gross.
Somebody. I need more lotion.
Gotta slow the transformation.
Give Hulk time. (GRUNTS)
Ben should've been there.
You refer to Benjamin Grimm?
Now where could the Thing be?
(GROWLS)
(THING YELLS)
(SIGHS)
That was my ride home, you bum!
You'll never escape!
(GRUNTS)
The Hulk has already fallen.
Now, you shall too!
Sorry, fur ball.
Aunt Petunia didn't raise
to give up!
It's clobberin' time!
(GROANS)
Relax, *** in boots.
Uncle Ben's gonna borrow your flying thingamajig.
(GROANS) You see my friends as a weakness,
but I can always count on them.
Ah, that's what I've been waiting for.
Hope.
from your face.
(BEEPS)
(BEEPING)
What kind of cockamamie nonsense...
Hey!
(MACHINE BUZZES)
(SCREAMS)
Ben!
Just how many of your friends
have met their doom because of you?
You can add four Hulks to the list.
No!
Yes, that rampaging beast is still in you.
Let it out!
(ROARS)
Hulk crush Leader!
Hulk smash all!
with those close to you.
(BEEPS)
(BEEPING)
(GROWLS)
(YELLS)
to rage completely,
stay that way.
(GRUNTS)
When I unleash you on to Earth,
the people of the world will see no hero.
(IMAGE ROARS)
They'll see what I do.
A monster who must be destroyed.
Hulk! Smash! Ground!
Yes, smash any chance at redemption,
and destroy enough of mankind
to create need for my leadership.
Two birds with a single green stone.
(ROARS)
(GRUNTS)
Impossible!
Hulk smash Leader!
(GROANS)
(GRUNTS)
My liege, what should we do?
Restrain him, by any means.
Hulk smash Leader!
Hulk smash Cat-Man!
(PANTING)
(GROANS)
(GROWLS)
Bug shell won't save Leader!
We won't know if we don't try.
This battle was inevitable.
Brains versus brawn.
For all your power, you are just an animal.
And no competition for my intellect.
(HULK GROANS)
(WHIMPERS)
Leader! Not!
Fly! Away!
Miscalculated.
Wanted your rage.
Not directed at me.
Now, Hulk smash Leader!
For good!
That's enough, jade jaws.
Hulk smash orange monster!
Ugh, I'm on your side, Green.
Forget the long-headed dope.
I still got the antidote.
Your friends need you.
Jen?
(SIGHS) Rick.
I'm sorry, Ben. Thought I lost you.
could take me out?
Hah! I just hitched a ride on Blastaar here.
HULK: Come on, let's get home.
Ah, I can move! The A-Bomb is mobile!
You okay?
Yeah, just glad you're all okay.
there, rainy face?
We volunteered for this job.
to get us here.
We're in this together.
We're not gonna let you hog all the smashing.
Skaar like being smasher.
Chopped liver?
I couldn't have done it without you.
SHE-HULK: So, what's the big surprise
you brought us from The Negative Zone?
(HULKS SHOUT)
Skaar not like him here.
Is there a risk to having The Leader in our base?
Sure.
But at least here, I got friends
who can help me keep an eye on him.
Hulk out.