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I have cancer.
Oh, no, no, no.
It's pancreatic.
Julian?
We don't know what
tomorrow will bring.
I want to go out
with you
On a date.
Excuse me.
Are you katie ryan?
see the stars, the novas
and develop
if ever I was wrong
I never could write your
What's his problem?
Costume malfunction.
I'm not coming out!
This isn't funny, josh!
No, it's not!
What's his deal?
Maybe he wants to know
why his director
Is an hour late to set.
No sleep.
Don't ask.
Josh?!
Get out here
before I tell everybody
Who you went home
with last Saturday.
This is bull
Someone find
Brooke!
What the hell is this?
It's the jogging scene.
Is there a problem?
The problem, brooke,
is that my romantic lead
Looks like the love child
Of richard simmons
and a village person.
Well
I guess I made
a huge, stupid,
Unforgivable mistake.
Imagine that.
Brooke, this is not
the costume we agreed on.
Well, then, I guess I'm also
a dirty, no-good liar.
Good morning, paul.
No special effects,
baby.
If you like what you see,
That's exactly
what I'm working with.
Um, barf.
I never would clap
Hey, tay, it's your mother.
Again.
Call me, honey.
It smells suspiciously like
Birthday chicken-dumpling soup
in here.
Well, I was feeling particularly
energetic this morning,
And it's the least I can do
for having missed your birthday.
Well, you didn't miss
my birthday, mom.
I just didn't
get your message
Because I was
at that fundraiser.
Same difference.
We didn't
speak on your birthday.
First time ever.
Well, I would continue
to argue with you,
But I really want soup.
So can I please stir
the dumpling batter?
Ah, you know you can,
sweetie.
It's always been
a two-person recipe, baby.
Hey, mom.
I love you.
OhGoodLord.
You have been saying
that every 10 minutes
Since you learned
I have cancer.
I'm not gonna keel over
in the soup pot, haley.
Okay.
But in case I do
I love you, too.
Now, let's not be morbid.
Stir.
Dressed to kill
at 9:00 in the morning.
Either you met
a boy or
You met a boy.
I met an agent.
A very cute agent.
With a very expensive car
And a very naked
ring finger.
And did this miracle
of nature and bachelorhood
Sign you to his agency?
I'm meeting with him
this morning.
He'll either sign me
or marry me.
Either way,
this just might be the first day
Of the rest of my life.
S-o-o-o
Shall we get to the elephant
in the room?
Sure.
His name is harold, and
he's very sweet.
He never forgets,
but he's very forgiving.
Mm-hmm.
And on that note
I'm really sorry
I asked you out.
It's okay.
No, it's not.
I had too much to drink.
And haley was at tric giving
this kind of "carpe diem" speech
That just makes you want
to stand on your desk
And tear the pages
out of your textbook.
And I just
I got carried away.
Well, I was flattered.
Seriously.
It's just
Skills.
Actually,
it's more millicent.
You were just jealous
of her hanging out with owen.
Look
I really like you.
But I would rather
be your partner in crime
Than your rebound.
Wheel man or bag man?
Bag lady.
No.
BagWoman?
I'll just take the food.
To the promised land
Hey.
What are you looking at?
It's your mom's
funeral arrangements.
She left them here
on the desk.
It's like contracts.
This is how it ends, huh?
With a line-item total.
Hales, it's okay.
I can I can read
through this stuff.
How am I supposed to
do this, nathan?
The same way
you always do
Gracefully
and courageously
And with me at your side
every step of the way.
Okay?
Okay.
So, Mr.
Agent
Tell me this is
just the beginning
Of a beautiful relationship.
"let's not be morbid"?
You left your funeral
arrangements lying around, mom.
Mom?
Mom! Mom!
Mom! Mom! No, no, mom.
Hey! Hey!
Nathan! Nathan!
Nathan!
It's just amazing how difference between good a
day and a bad day can come down to a good, long
Ouch!
Oops.
You were saying?
I was saying
a good, long sleep
Can totally give you
an attitude adjustment.
You should try it.
Like it was the sleep.
Oh, you're grumpy because
we had sex, aren't you?
Excuse me?
I told him
not to tell you.
Besides,
it just sort of happened,
And then it just sort of
happened again and
Ouch! Son of a
It just sort of happened.
Whatever.
Ouch!
And then it just sort of
happened again.
I know my stats
could be better,
But I'm training
like crazy.
And let's be honest
They're better than anna
kournikova's were at my age.
And at the risk of sounding
a little conceited,
I, like anna, could make
a wheaties box look good.
You're right
On all accounts.
I have no doubt that you have a
very bright future ahead of you,
You know, both professionally
and commercially.
B-but I-I can't
represent you.
I don't get it.
Then why am I here?
Because I thought I could.
But I can't.
And I can't really
explain it.
I'm sorry.
Well,
if you can't sign me
The least you can do is take me
out on a consolation date.
A date?
Come on.
I saw the way you were
looking at me last night.
You were practically
imagining our babies.
Look, I'm I'm sorry
Hey.
It's okay.
I think you're hot, too.
Hi.
When?
I'm so sorry.
I'm on my way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Call me
when the fire's put out.
I'm sorry, but that's
not gonna happen, sara.
"sara"?
Right.
I mean katie.
Who's sara?
I got to go.
"hi, daughter.
"
"hi, mother.
"
"how was your morning
on the set, daughter?"
"oh, it was
just fine, mother.
"fine until
the ex love of my life
"and current bane
of my existence
"made it very clear to me
That they did the wild thing
last night!"
This is where
the motherly sympathy
Is supposed to
start kicking in!
Sorry.
I've been, um, wasting
all my self-pity on me.
But if misery loves company,
I did get stood up
last night.
Paul stood you up?
What a toad!
I never said it
You didn't have to.
It is so clear to me
that the julian apple
Did not fall far
from the *** paul tree!
Did I ruin the soup?
Well, that depends
on whether or not you think
My floor is clean enough
to eat off.
And I was looking forward
to that.
And in my condition,
One can only do
so much looking forward.
It's okay.
You're gonna be around long
enough to make a lot more soup.
Hey, girls.
It's okay.
The doctors
talked to me, too.
And I know that I
I don't have much time.
But it's okay.
I had wonderful visits
with each of my children.
It's not fair.
Doctors promised you
a few more months.
Cancer doesn't care much
for promises, baby.
I mean, after all,
I promised myself
That I would stick around
Until you two were right
with taylor again.
Well, great.
You'll be here forever.
God.
You all were probably
too young to remember, but
You three girls were
You were inseparable
at one point.
I mean, look.
That's a long time ago.
Yeah.
She seems
almost human here.
Two out of three.
Ain't bad.
single file was our
Come here.
My sweet things.
You should
really call first.
Mom's dying.
Yeah, eventually.
No.
Now.
She collapsed this morning,
and they don't think that
This it it, taylor.
This is the time
to say goodbye.
I don't think so.
Please stop.
Look, I don't know
what your problem is.
And I-I don't understand you
at all.
I don't know when or why
You became such a colossal,
selfish ***.
But I know
that you're my sister.
And I love you.
And I know
that mom wants to see you.
And I know that
it's the right thing to do.
Well, you also know that
I rarely do the right thing.
Taylor, please.
Fine.
I tried.
Way to go,
perfect daughter!
What the hell is this?
That's the real you.
The sister you used to be.
I
I don't want this, quinn!
open your eyes
I don't want this.
it's time to see
if you still believe in me
open your life now
open your life now
I'll try to be
all that you.
.
Well, that must have been
some dream you were having.
You were awfully smiley.
I was dreaming
about your dad.
I woke up smelling
his cologne.
Huh.
What kind did he wear?
Stetson.
Back when I first met him,
He was something
of a dime-store cowboy.
A cowboy? Dad?
We can't be talking
about the same father.
You'd be surprised what you
don't know about that man.
Or about both of us,
actually.
Like what?
Oh, I don't know.
Well, come on, like
Did you guys
have a song or
"don't think twice,
it's all right" by bob dylan.
That's a breakup song.
I know, but it's what was
playing in that old chevy pickup
The first time that we
uh, uh, "kissed," please.
Se.
"kissed.
"
Oh, now, that
That was at
a christmas mixer.
Mistletoe
Nat king cole
on the record player.
Huh.
I felt that kiss
in my toes.
Mm.
And you won his n his heart wir
chicken-dumpling soup, huh?
I won his heart
With a note that I left
in his jean-jacket pocket.
I won his stomach with
my chicken-dumpling soup.
I don't even
have the recipe.
Well, give me a pen.
Come on.
Here.
Now
The secret,
as you know
Is to stir the batter
slowly.
And whole peppercorns.
None of that table stuff.
And always start
with a whole chicken, okay?
Hey, jame!
We need to talk, buddy.
Man to man?
Yeah.
When you were at andre's
this morning,
Your grandma got sicker.
She's in the hospital now.
And, um,
she'd like to see you.
She's gonna die now,
isn't she?
open your eyes now
Man to man?
Yeah, buddy.
Pretty soon.
You want to talk about it?
If it wasn't for grandma,
I wouldn't have chester.
Didn't your mom
and I buy you chester?
Yeah, but you didn't
really have a choice.
Grandma taught me
to wish on a star.
And you wished for chester?
Wouldn't you?
Yeah.
Can I have a few minutes
before we leave?
Sure.
I'll be downstairs
with your mom, all right?
All right, let's go, people!
Rehearsal's up!
It was crazy-hot.
When he finally caught
his breath enough to speak,
He actually called it
a religious experience.
I know.
But the last girl
he was with
Practically qualifies
for a senior discount.
I know.
Julian?
Have you called last looks
for hair and makeup yet?
No.
Why?
Just trying
to be professional.
Alex, you okay?
I'm fine.
Ouch.
Wow.
Ouch.
Get off my set.
Do you have any idea the kinds of
things she has been saying about
I don't care, brooke!
Get off my set!
- Julian!
- I don't care!
Yeah, I guess you've made that
pretty obvious.
Excuse me.
It smells awesome.
It's my mom's recipe.
You okay?
Yeah, I was just
Where's jamie?
He'll be downstairs
in a second.
Haley.
He knows.
I thought we decided
we weren't gonna tell him.
He guessed.
Of course he did.
He's so familiar with death.
Why wouldn't he?
Haley.
Ow! Damn it!
Are you okay?
Mm-hmm.
Are you okay?
Is it bad?
Yeah, it's bad.
It's really bad.
My mom's dying,
and I'm making soup!
Because there's nothing else
that I can do
Because I can't stop it
because nothing can stop it!
Okay.
All right.
There's just
this is so
There's so many moments
and there's so much
That go with her
when she dies.
I don't know what the right
questions are to ask.
And I don't
I'm not ready for this.
I'm just really not ready.
Nobody ever is.
Whoa.
You all right?
In movies, you never see how
much punching hurts the puncher.
And who did
the puncher punch?
Alex.
Because?
Because I went to julian's
hotel room last night,
And I saw alex
naked in his bed,
And I could hear him
in the shower.
Oh, dear.
Yeah.
You said it.
No, I meant
"oh, dear, I don't know
whose room she was in,
"but alex was with me
last night.
And she was very naked.
"
You?
Yes.
Not julian?
No.
In julian's hotel room?
Apparently.
Oh, my God!
Hey, come on!
Look, whatever you've done
How how bad can it be?
We're completely screwed.
We can't shoot a thing
until the swelling goes down.
Okay.
"okay"?
This is a $50,000-a-day
operation.
Let's do the math
before we call it "okay.
"
I am so sorry.
This is not your fault.
We'll just
Roll with the punches?
Right now your job is
to keep ice on that eye, okay?
Uh, looks like we're gonna
get a couple days off.
You know what's good
on a black eye?
If you say, "raw meat,"
I will tear out your tonsils,
tie off your *** bag,
And castrate you
like a bull.
Well, you mess
with the bull
You know what you get.
That doesn't
even make sense!
in carrollton
Well, well.
When the sun goes down
I could smell it coming
all the way down the hall.
Ah, here's the real test.
How's it taste?
Is it too salty?
Are the dumplings soggy?
It's perfect.
It's not perfect.
I made it myself,
and it's a two-person recipe.
Oh, sweetie.
I followed your recipe
to the letter.
And when it was finished,
I realized that it's not
the soup I love.
It's making it with my mom.
Okay.
And now she's leaving me.
I may have some unconventional
beliefs about the afterlife,
But I can tell you
right now
I have no intention
of leaving you.
You just prepare to be haunted,
haley james scott.
Hi, grandma!
Oh, goodness gracious!
When did they start letting
squirrels into the hospital?
Get on up here, boy.
Give your old grandmother
a kiss.
What you got there, huh?
"the handsomest husky.
"
Mom reads to me
whenever I'm sick.
It pretty much
makes me feel better.
You want to hear it?
I can't think of anything
That I would like more.
"once upon a time,
there was a dog named andy.
"everybody loved andy.
He was very handsome.
"andy had a best friend.
His name was mike.
Andy and mike
did everything together.
"
if you knew this was
Why is the store closed?
And why are you lying
on the floor?
I'm trying to pick a place
to hang myself.
Oh, don't be so dramatic.
Apparently it's best to find
a load-bearing beam.
I don't think
we have one.
Fine.
You want to talk
about it?
What is there to discuss?
I'm the donkey in a big,
stupid shakespearean mixup.
You're not making any sense.
Alex slept with alexander,
not julian.
So, I ruined wardrobe
*** out the one man
who makes my world turn
And clocked
an interloping hoochie
Whose only mistake
was boning crocodile dundee.
You realize you're overlooking
the best part of this
Julian didn't sleep
with alex.
And as far as that
shakespearean play,
As I recall, the donkey
gets turned back into a person
Once he realizes
what an *** he's been.
You think I should
go talk to julian?
It's far less tacky
than suicide.
how would your lips move?
Thanks, mom.
in church, they must say
Hi, mom.
Hey.
Hey.
How you feeling?
Ooh, a little tired.
What's with
all the hardware?
Your daughter and I
Have been working on
something special for you.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
I don't know why
I can't provide
Now, you know
that I loved david, but
I have the same feeling
about clay
That I did with nathan.
I think he's one
of the good ones.
Yeah.
He's special.
I really love him.
Well, have you told him?
Not yet.
But I think
he's pretty clear on that.
Oh, you do, do you?
Well, just in case you
haven't figured this out yet,
Men need to be hit
over the head with things.
Sometimes frying pans.
But mostly love.
Don't be afraid to do it.
Am I that obvious?
You have always been
my heart girl,
The one with
the most unbridled passions.
Just give your head
permission
To follow your heart, okay?
Okay.
I promise.
who knew this was
Hi.
if you knew
this was our last kiss
how would your lips move?
Oh, my God!
Didn't know your own strength,
did you, bamm-bamm?
UhI was
You're looking for julian.
Come in.
He switched rooms with me
last night because the guys
In the room next to me
were keeping me up with their
Whatever they were doing.
Which explains
why he was exhausted today.
Can I ask
why you punched me?
Because I know
we weren't gonna,
Like, braid each other's hair
anytime soon,
But I kind of thought
we were okay.
We were.
We are.
I
I came here
last night, late.
You were sleeping,
And I guess it was alexander
in the shower?
But you thought
it was julian.
I wish.
Seriously, I'm not gonna
lie to you, brooke,
But it's never gonna
happen between us.
You know why?
Because whether you guys
Continue to push
each other away or not,
He knows what it's like
to really be in love.
I never had a chance.
Alex, I'm sorry.
For everything.
Me too.
For everything.
God knows
what I'm gonna do
and God knows
I'm so glad you came.
You know it's all right
to be upset about all of this.
I mean
Lord knows I am.
It's pretty upsetting
stuff.
I came to tell you
That I'm sorry for being
such a disappointment.
Is that what you think?
That I'm disappointed
with you?
Why wouldn't you be?
I'm awful.
All of my siblings
are talented or smart
Or both.
And I'm just taylor.
Nobody likes taylor.
I do.
You have to say that.
You're my mother.
Get over here.
Come here.
Here is something
That nobody else knows.
Of all of my kids,
You are the one who reminds me
the most of myself.
I don't believe it.
Well, that's because you've
only known lydia the mom.
But there was a very
Taylor-ish lydia
before that.
And that's why
I have never had any doubt
That you will find your way,
because I did.
And you can fight this
all you want,
But you are going to
end up happy.
I've been so awful.
How can you still love me?
Oh, God! My sweet baby.
My love for you
has never been in question.
The only question here is,
How long is it going to take
for you to love yourself?
Because wherever I am,
Wherever I go from here
I will never, ever
Let go of you.
Please don't leave.
It's okay.
It's okay.
now I'll know, too
- Victoria, I just want
to say - Don't bother.
I know
why you stood me up.
You were with that
snotty little actress.
It was just sex.
It
Victoria, you and I
are different, okay?
You and I are are
Finished!
Good night, alexander.
I have a surprise for you.
I love surprises.
What is it?
Make a wish.
What's going on?
An audience.
I'm not yet gone
I'm still around here
Listen.
I'm really sorry.
I know that I have been
a lousy sister.
And I totally
don't deserve it
But if you could maybe
give me another chance.
Okay?
From now on,
I'll be better.
It's okay.
I know I'm banned
from the set,
But I need
to clear something up.
Well, this better be good.
That black eye's gonna cost us
about 100 grand.
If it helps,
it cost me my dignity.
Brooke, what the hell
happened today?
I thought
you slept with alex.
So, basically,
you still don't trust me.
No.
Basically I got jealous.
Because I'm in love
with you, julian,
And I always will be.
And that's gonna make me
do stupid things sometimes
Because love is crazy.
And I've been crazy.
I know.
First, I thought
you were falling for alex,
And then, last night,
I went to your hotel,
And I thought
you fell for alex.
I'm sorry.
I took my love,
I took it down
You think too much,
brooke davis.
climbed a mountain,
and I turned around
and I saw my reflection
in the snow-covered hills
till the landslide
Are you comfortable?
Yes.
Okay, mom.
Here we go.
mirror in the sky,
what is love?
can the child
within my heart
Oh, my goodness.
can I sail through
the changing
My beautiful babies.
can I handle the seasons
of my l-I-I-ife?
hmm-mm, mm-mm
well, I've been afraid
of changin'
'cause I've built my life
around you
but time makes you bolder
even children get older
and I'm gettin' older, too
How long
have you been out here?
I like you.
Okay?
I know I slept with alex.
But I like you.
A lot.
I like
Nice job othe eye.
Not good enough for film,
But definitely
good enough for sex.
If you talk, I can't pretend
you're somebody else.
well, I've been afraid
of changin'
'cause I've built my life
around you
but time makes you bolder
even children get older
and I'm gettin' older, too
oh, I'm gettin' older, too
ah-ah, take my love,
I take it down
I guess I did all right,
didn't I?
and if you see
my reflection
You did everything, mom.
well, the landslide
Hello, handsome.
and if you see my reflection
in the snow-covered hills
well, the landslide
will bring you down
ohh-ohh
the landslide
will bring you down
come to me now
and lay your hands over me
even if it's a lie
say, "it will be all right"
and I shall believe
I'm broken in two
and I know you're on to me
that I only come home
when I'm so all alone
but I do believe
that not everything
is gonna be the way
you think it ought to be
it seems like every time
I try to make it right
it all comes down on me
please say, honestly
you won't give up on me
and I shall believe
and I shall believe
open the door
and show me your face
tonight
I know it's true
no one heals me like you
and you hold the key
Come in.
Hey.
Hey.
Okay, look, I wasn't worried
about being your rebound, mouth.
I was worried
you'd be mine.
What are you saying?
I'm saying
What the hell.
not everything is gonna be the
way you think it ought to be
it seems like every time
I try to make it right
it all comes down on me
Anybody home?
Hey, baby.
and I shall believe
I shall believe
I shall believe
Something
smells awesome.
Mm.
This is your grandma's
chicken-dumpling soup.
And you are just in time.
I am?
Yes.
Did you know that this is
A very special
chicken-dumpling soup recipe
That specifically calls
For a handsome
To stir
the dumpling batter?
What are the chances?
I don't know.
please say, honestly
you won't give up on me
Now, the secret
is to stir the batter slowly.
And the whole peppercorns,
not the table stuff.
Hey.
What's up?
What's up
is that I love you.
In case you didn't know.
I shall believe
please say, honestly,
you won't give up on me
I love you, too.
Nothing's
ever gonna change that.
and I shall believe
Did I tell you?
I'm gonna get that agent.
He decided to sign you?
Not yet, but he will.
'cause it turns out
I'm his type.
I shall believe