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Its a double Darby. Dar-be two of them.
Along with Cody Powell. We are the Pith Lords!
The Pith Lords! You know, Middle East these days is a real
shoddy Arabia. The people over there have been beaten up, but not knocked down... much
like Iraqi Balboa Let me mullah it over
*Harem* You tend to Babylon Ayatollah you ku-wait!
Mecca me...Syria-sly Yassir, Arafat. MEANWHILE
MEANWHILE, over there it used to be Sunni, Mahdi, Happy Days! until it became the chore
on Terror. I Ka-bull-Shiite. Dubya Rumsfelt the Middle
Yeast had an axis of weevil. He had to put it in the bag, dad!
The coalition's wildlife strategy of Shark and Claw was terrifying.. Oman!
Whats a matter, Euphrates? But I Tigres... The terrorists had Fatwa'ds of cash
Much of it from their produce stand. Come Mr. Taliban, tally me banana! I want to Gitmo
for my money! Also from their beverage stand, their Hezbollah
Tea Dough. They used it to fund militias of Southern cooks... the Paul Ja-Dean.
Iranically, some were ambivalent. asked if they were terrorists, they say "Al Kinda."
Meanwhile! Meanwhile, the new administration came in
and said: "Sharia, don't like it. Barack the Casbah."
Hussein that? Mahmood Notgongettajob? Hahaha Khanda-hardy har har.
Yemen, but the people still have some things. The soulful musical stylings of Kurdish Mayfield.
The great new french restaurant, the Fertile Croissant...es tres Sheik!
We're Tehren through these. I asked my wife for more puns, but this was all Jihad!
I guess Oils well that ends well!