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Are you tired of unprocessed, organic, macro biotic, sugar free, salt free,
fat free, dairy free, preservative free food?
You need a Gobsmack Burger
the biggest *** for your buck
in calorie loaded junk food
What more sugar?
Our buns contain bucket-loads.
Want more saturated fat?
Our burgers ooze fat.
We don't grill,
we fry
in genuine beef drippings.
Salt? Our competitors use a pinch
We pour it on.
Want lettuce, tomato, and other nancy boy salad items?
Get outta here!
We're talking real man burgers!
without the f****** dressing
Want to look like this guy? Sure, we all do! And you can with a regular diet of Gobsmack Burgers.
We price 'em
so everyone can afford 'em.
Plus, we include
toys for the little ones.
Everyone's a winner with Gobsmack Burgers.
And if you buy within the next seven days we give you three burgers
for the price of one. So what are you waiting for?
Gobsmack Burgers
The biggest hit in calorie loaded junk food
in the galaxy.