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(***ON CAM***) HEY NOW! WELCOME TO PREVIEW REVIEW THIS WEEK,
WELL WE START THE SHOW ON A BIT OF A SOMBER NOTE THIS WEEK. WE LOST ONE OF THE GREAT INOVATORS
OF OUR TIME STEVE JOBS LAST WEEK. AND I THINK WE’RE ALL FEELING A BIT LOST HERE AT PREVIEW
REVIEW. BUT WE’D LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR ALL THE EASY WAYS TO WATCH ***, THANKS STEVE!
ALRIGHTY THIS WEEK WE’RE CHECKING OUT “THE THING,” GETTING “FOOTLOOSE” WITHOUT
THE BACON, BUT FIRST UP “THE BIG YEAR.” NO SAM…SAM DON’T TAKE THAT IN THE BATHROOM
DAMN IT. (***THE BIG YEAR TRAILER***)
Three avid bird watchers compete to spot the rarest birds in North America at a prestigious
annual event. (***ON CAM***)
I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS COMING OUT UNTIL WE WROTE THIS EPISODE…SO OF COURSE….THAT
MEANS IT’S PROBABLY GOING TO SUCK. THERE’S 3 COMIC....WELL 1 COMIC GENIUS IN THIS AND
I’M PRETTY SURE STEVE’S JUST DOING THIS TO KEEP HIS SAG INSURANCE. ALL THE FUNNY PARTS
ARE IN THE TRAILER IT LOOKS LIKE AND IT JUST SEEMS..***. BUT THIS GOT ME THINKING, IF
I HAD TO DO ONE THING IN A YEAR HOW WOULD THAT END.
(***LOGO OF JACK DANIELS***) YEA…PROBABLY. ALRIGHTY NEXT UP THE MOVIE
WE’VE ALL FEARED THEY’D REMAKE “FOOTLOOSE” (***FOOTLOOSE TRAILER***)
City kid Ren McCormack (NOT KEVIN BACON) moves to a small town where rock 'n' roll and dancing
have been banned, and his rebellious spirit shakes up the populace.
(***ON CAM***) WHO ASKED FOR THIS!? WHO ASKED FOR THIS?!
I DON’T REALLY KNOW I NEED TO TELL YOU THE STORY OR ANYTHING ABOUT THIS BECAUSE IT WAS
DONE 27 YEARS AGO. IT MIGHT BE AN UPDATE BUT THAT WAS JUST FINE. KEVIN BACON EVEN REFUSED
TO BE IN THIS BECAUSE HE KNEW IT WAS A STUPID IDEA.AND THE “FOOTLOOSE” SONG BY KENNY
LOGGINS, WHICH IS GREAT IN IT’S OWN RIGHT HAS BEEN REPLACED BY BLAKE SHELTONS COUNTRY
VERSION! THEY’RE RUINING EVERYTHING! I’M AT MY LIMIT WITH THESE REMAKES, WHAT’S NEXT
“BACK TO THE FUTURE” WITH A PRIUS? “THE GODFATHER” WITH DON CORLION PLAYED BY JUSTIN
TIMBERLAKE? OR “SHOWGIRLS” REMAKE WITH EMMA STONE…WAIT…GO…GO A HEAD AND MAKE
THAT. ALRIGHTY NEXT UP…AH DAMN IT ANOTHER REMAKE/PREQUILE “THE THING.”
(***THE THING TRAILER***) At
an Antarctica research site, the discovery of an alien craft leads to a confrontation
between graduate student Kate Lloyd and scientist Dr. Sander Halvorson.
(***ON CAM***) OK, I’LL ADMIT THE TRAILER LOOKS PRETTY
NEAT, THEY DID A PREQUILE INSTEAD OF A REMAKE SO I’LL GIVE THEM POINTS FOR THAT, AND THEY
HAVE A HOUSE FOR THIS AT UNIVERSAL STUDIO “HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS” SO I’LL GO
TO THAT THEN I’LL SEE THIS. THERE’S NO BIG NAME ACTORS IN THIS SO THEY’RE LETTING
“THE THING” BE THE STAR WHICH IS A GOOD MOVE ON THE STUDIOS PART. AND APPARENTLY EVERY
THING THAT’S FROZEN UP IN THE ARCTIC ENDS UP EITHER SAVING OR TRYING TO DESTROY THE
WORLD. MAYBE WE LEAVE THE FROZEN TUNDRA ALONE. ALTHOUGH WHEN I DID HEAR THAT A MOVIE CALLED
“THE THING” WAS BEING RELEASED I WAS AFRAID IT WAS THAT “SHAQ” SEX TAPE BEING RELEASED
FINALLY. THAT…WOULD BE SCARY. ALRIGHTY THAT’S GOING TO DO IT FOR PREVIEW REVIEW THIS WEEK
YADA YADA.