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Hi!
Apparently, there will never be a shortage of male stupidity!
You are undiplomatic, guys!
After the ten most stupid questions you ask a crossdresser I uploaded last year,
here are ten other nosy questions!
Do you live as a girl 24:7?
I think this question is annoying because
the people asking it don't take the time to read your profiles!
Whether it be Facebook, YouTube or my own blog,
Let me quote what I wrote:
"My nickname is Émilie la Nuit, my boy name is Julien."
This is what is written, I'm not making that up!
"Full-time boy, sometimes dressing as a girl."
No I don't live as a girl 24:7.
If that was the case,
I would not be "crossdressing" anymore.
Which brings us to the second question...
Are you a ***?
This question often pops up and it's not stupid.
When you are not familiar with the tragic Third-Gender World,
the gender questions are difficult to sort out.
People mix up elegance, class and preciousness.
Putting on make-up and wearing flats are not enough to become a woman,
polishing your nails and shaping your eyebrows don't mean you actually want to be a woman.
I'm not a *** but a crossdresser. It's different.
I'm just your usual guy who loves to try my darling's eyeshadows,
or her handbags and earrings...
And her lovely ***, too!
Well, yes! But don't tell that while recording!
How to crossdress?
Well, how to crossdress...
This is a regular questions, a lot of newcomers need tips to crossdress!
This is a good question, because there is a famous cheat code!
There is a code: the Konami code.
Input this command: left, right, left, right, up, up, down, down, B, A and start.
And you are fully crossdressed!
Seriously, there is no magic formula to crossdress, sorry!
The only way to crossdress is:
roll up your sleeves and remove your hairs, put on make-up and choose women clothes!
It's easy to learn, trust me!
Still, if you need help, please be precise when asking something!
It is very difficult to answer a question when you only ask: "Please, help me to crossdress!"
How can I increase my breast?
The cleavage is fascinating rookie crossdressers!
Still, it is extremely tricky to increase your breast without hormones or breast augmentation surgery.
It's even impossible.
they are as reliable as the ones selling products to enlarge your ***.
So, be careful with the websites selling liquid-gel or candies to boost your breast,
There are still three ways to create a sexy cleavage:
1. Have a look at Amandyne's tutorial, boobologist expert.
2. Salt injections, but I don't know a thing about it! So proceed with caution...
(If you are used do it, please send me some reviews about it!)
3. The easiest way is using Photoshop!
Do you edit your pictures?
To me, this question is very offending!
I sometimes add filters with Picasa and such,
so the picture gets more dramatized.
I'm pretty bad at taking pictures, so I often adds after effects for adding an atmosphere.
But no, I don't edit my pics!
I think it is useless, the make-up is applied so you look more feminine!
Editing picture cannot improve your passing if you succeeded in creating a nice make-up!
No, my pics are not edited!
Do you dress as a girl at work?
Of course! Everyday!
Actually, I work in a restaurant.
In the kitchen, it is very useful to wear your favorite shoes!
And what a pleasure to slice tomatoes while wearing your corset!
To flat pizzas, it is also recommended that you have a nice french manucure!
On top of that, jewellery and basic hygiene are well-known to be compatible!
So, yeah! I dress as a girl at work! Of course!
Coolest thing in the world: with all the flour flying in the kitchen, you don't need loose powder!
Do your relatives accept your long hair?
Absolutely not!
It was a reeeal problem!
I was disowned by my father.
I won't have the chance to drive his 405...
My brother and sister sent death threats in Age of Mythology...
It was a very hard time.
No! Of course my relatives accept long hair! It is a recurrent question!
Long hair are not women-exclusive!
Of all periods of history, handsome men wore long hair!
That's why I prepared a list of every man in the world having long hair!
Here we go!
Brad Pitt, Sean Penn, Orlando Bloom, Robert Pirès, Francis Lalanne...
How can I convince my wife to accept me as a lady?
It's easy: all you need is a pendulum!
Everybody has their voodoo dolls, but I like this one!
Time for hypnosis!
By Osiris and by Apis! Look at me! Now, look at me!
By Osiris and by Apis! You are a wild boar!
You are wild boar!
You are a wild boar! A wild boar!
You are a wild boar! A wild boar!
There is not a perfect sentence that makes your darling accept your crossdressing activities all of a sudden!
It is different for each couple.
Maybe you can use a love potion, but it may not work at 100%...
What is important for your spouse to accept your feminine side
is to be frank, honest... And to be yourself.
Patrick Sébastien, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Zinédine Zidane...
No, no! Zidane never had long hair!
Active or passive?
It's none of your business, you son of a...
Johnny Depp, Moundir, Resonancia Reanbell...
Resonancia actually IS a crossdresser.
Oh, you're right! That's why he has so long hair...
Slash, Carles Puyol...
Do you have a crossdresser friend to present to me?
(Crossdresser and spinster, of course!)
This is officially the hungry guy question!
The guy asking this is famished, ravenous! He needs a girl! Quick!
This question often comes after you answerd "no" to his previous question: "are you single?"
Hello, Nina?
How are you?
I'm fine, thanks!
I phone call you because a guy on Facebook absolutely anonymous, I don't know him, I don't know what he looks like...
He lives 800km far from my home. Really, I don't know him...
Maybe you know him, as an avatar, he's got his rod in his hand.
He is looking for a single crossdresser girlfriend.
I thougt of you, Nina! I told myself: "why not?"
I don't know him but I'll send you his profile!
See you! Kisses!
That's all, folks!
But don't worry! I'm pretty sure in 2014 we'll have ten other stupid questions to discuss!
Until then, please share this video! Pleaaaase!
And leave me as a comment the questions that offend you the more!
Kisses for everyone!
Andrej Pejic (difficult to pronounce), Michel Polnareff, Saroumane, and eventually...
Sébastien, my bro!
Who used to have long hair...
But Seb, please. Next time you want to shorten your fringe, ask your hairdresser!