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CTSKE: [sigh]
So, this is going to be Portal.
Portal Portal Portal.
portal.
I'm just seeing if that helps any.
I don't want things to be too loud,
but if they're not loud enough
then there's some problems, so
And welcome to Portal.
[attempts to sing along with radio]
Oh, with the lag, this is probably terrible.
Ah, it's a cheerful little radio.
Hello, radio!
It's a cheerful little radio.
TOILET: [FLUSH]
GLADOS: Hello, and again,
TOILET: Your business is appreciated.
GLADOS: Welcome to the Aperture Science
Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.
We hope your brief detention
in the relaxation vault
has been a pleasant one.
Your specimen has been processed
and we are now ready
to begin the test proper.
Before we start, however,
keep in mind that although fun
and learning are the primary goals
of all enrichment center activities,
TOILET: [FLUSH]
GLADOS: serious injuries may occur.
TOILET: Your business is appreciated.
GLADOS: For your own safety,
and the safety of others,
please refrain from
Por favor bordón de fallar
Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
and back.
The portal will open in
three
two
one
CTSKE: Ah, I don't know if you can see it,
but right next to this
--clipboard, sorry, forgot the word--
That's us! That's Chell!
I think about just about everyone in the world knows that,
but in the event that you didn't, that's Chell.
Hi, Chell.
Let's throw things!
Oh, that's right. I took it out.
In the test run,
I threw it out!
It breaks!
Because there's physics in this engine.
Now, you'll note that the radio has a green light.
That's because of an achievement I didn't actually GET,
but I got most of the way to it.
It's somewhat pointless now, because all it really gave you was
hints that Portal 2 was coming.
And guess what?
PORTAL 2 IS OUT!
SO THIS IS POINTLESS!
Gah! Get away from me!
Oh! No, wait, I've got a better idea.
I've got a funny use for you!
Get in there!
You too!
Now, once we go through that door, it closes and we can't go back.
So let's pick up every little thing that we are going to mess around with.
Because I'm such a dork.
There's probably a way to mess around with these even before you have portals,
the cameras,
mess around with the cameras before you have portals
but I can't figure that out.
You can't throw the radio hard enough,
clipboard does NOTHING,
you could probably throw the mug at it, but,
I mean, look at those things. What can you do with it?
I see you~
Crouch?
I think we're supposed to be able to, so how do you crouch, again?
Oh, have I forgotten an important gameplay mechanic?
I think I have! That's just sad.
Now that's jumping.
Crouch? Come on, where is crouch?
Well, I'll remember it at some point.
And the door now shuts on us.
And this is making static.
Which is what it's supposed to do.
Ha! Morse code!
And, sorry, it does not do anything to the button.
We do things to the button! Yeah.
Get over there!
What you're supposed to do in this tutorial level is
put the box on the button.
GLADOS: Excellent. Please proceed into the Chamber-lock after completing each test.
First, however, note the incandescent particle field across the exit.
GLADOS: This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grille
will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it.
CTSKE: Like this!
GLADOS: For instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
CTSKE: Actually, you can't get the cube in there. I've tried.
But you can get this in there!
WUHHHHH!!
Yeah, I'm easily amused.
I wonder, does the radio still make a cool noise when you pick it up
and throw it?
Please make the dinosaur noise! I beg you!
Oh. I'm not sorry about that.
[dinosaur noise]
CTSKE: It only made part of the noise!
Yeah, I'm going to whine like that.
That just was disappointing.
There really isn't anything else to do back there.
Oh, alt is crouch.
Okay. Well. Why did I forget that?
Crouch.
Maybe no one will notice me
as I get into this.
No, I think they noticed.
I guess I'll try it again through portals.
Right.
Sneak.
I'm being a complete dork. Try to get around?
No. Okay.
Very sneaky.
They still know I'm here. Screw it.
There, by the way, is
the other radio.
So, down you go.
GLADOS: Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the 1500 megawatt
Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super-Button.
CTSKE: That's right! I need to stop talking while GlaDOS is talking!
This is pretty much a patience puzzle.
Or, speed, but it gives you patience.
Put the box on the button!
GLADOS: Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamber-lock,
as the effects of prolonged exposure to the button are not part of this test.
CTSKE: It's not fun to do this quick.
She's just messing with your head.
And we go again!
More strange inputs from bringing the radio to the right spot.
We don't care!
BLOO~
[dinosaur noise]
CTSKE: That's still fun to do.