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My god! Do you know what happened?
Whoa! Wait. Someone got expelled?
Seriously, seriously?
Do you know who it is?
-No! I don't know, I'm asking you. -Hell if I know.
-Wait! -Wait? What do you mean, wait?
I don't know.
***...
This is High school, and now I have to turn you in, and your lives are pretty much shot. Probably, I don't know.
My god, you guys, do you understand the position you just put me in? I'm your teacher, I catch you with drugs, I have to turn you in, or else I get fired.
This isn't surf camp, in like, Waimea Canyon. You know, you're not like Puff the Magic Dragon here, you're kids, you need to graduate from High school.
I think it might be Jake, or Trip?
What was it about?
-Can you even... -I don't know what the fuss was about.
Oh ***!
-Travis, what happened in there? (Everyone trying to figure out what happened)
(Kids talking amongst themselves)
(burp) (laughter)
Shh!
This assembly should have served as a warm send-off--a well-wishing for healthy happy summers.
But instead, in light of the behavior of two of your fellow students, I must tell you that I am shocked, appalled and concerned.
Appalled by and concerned for your generation.
(empty wind) (rewind)
I am shocked, appalled and, concerned. (In low, drowned out voice) Concerned for the world in which you reside. I urge you all to exercise caution this summer.
Live up to the ideals that you have learned here at our school. Do not fall prey to the pressure of teen life, as portrayed by your cable television sets...
Think about where you want to be in a few years, on your own. But first, you have to graduate.
And to graduate, you have to follow the rules and the rules say: if you are found with illegal substances, you will be expelled. No questions.
(giggles)
Hello!
-Hi -Hi
You at the assembly?
Yeah. I know, it was... ridiculous.
But they're your friends, right? Like you were pretty close with them?
Yeah... I guess. Very close.
What a *** last day of school, man.
Hey... Hey wait, you were in Ms. Greiners fifth period English senior seminar, or something, right?
Uh-huh
-I was in her sixth period. -I know, I always saw you coming, while I was going.
-God... Ms. Greiner was such a ***! -Seriously? Seriously.
-Yeah, I hated her. -Too bad she was in love with every guy, in the entire class.
-God, I know! -Making up for her teen years as a nobody, by flirting with all the guys, pretending she's a sex goddess.
That's exactly what she was doing. You know what she did? Every project I was on, all the guys in my group got an A, and I got a *** B! And I did all the work!
-Are you kidding? -No! I'm not kidding, and I was *** pissed!
Sexist ***... It's no big deal. She just needs to get laid.
(both laugh)
-You know what, you're probably right. -I thought you were going to be like, you're probably a jerk.
I was like, thanks!
(both laughing)
Why didn't we ever talk or hang out before?
Well--well I mean like, you're a Senior and I'm... not
So what, who cares?
Well at least congratulations on graduating!
Thanks
-Where are you going to college? -I'm not.
I mean, I have a future and a plan ahead of me, don't kill yourself or anything.
I wasn't gonna... Okay, well, I do wish we had hung out before, or at least talked or something.
-Officially, I'm Gwen. -Sarah.
-So what, you going to offer me a lighter? -Yeah! Wait, you don't have one? I thought you were like the cool--
One of my teachers took it, I'm sorry.