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Richie, I'm sorry I couldn't get the pitch you wanted ready our first home game.
I looked everywhere pal, I was up all night worrying
Get a grip Sparky ya soft ***
I'll tell you lot. Not. Good. Enough!
Boss, I think Sparky has done his best
I think before you open your mouth Varzee, you need to think about why I am here in the first place. It was your complete incompetance in the first game that got us in this mess and made us a laughing stock owa their in the land of smog so you can go *** ya sell.
but nobody knows bout it
Varzee you thick ***. They all know! On both sides of the *** water
Sir, you are right. Candice put it on facebook and the whole town is talking about it, it's on twitter as well, i think.
Thanks, at last someone decided not to talk out of their ***!
But Richie, What are we gonna do about the next game?
You useless piece of ***, Varzee
Yeah but they were too strong
Ahhh for *** sake! My ways are genius! I'll have those smoggie *** feeling like they have asthma. Look! I'll sort it out
The match kicks off in one hour
We will play with five strikers
But boss........
Just do it, we will score and play THEM offside. We have some new players but Rob won't be playing.
The win will be ours. We will pass the *** off them and bribe Cheesy whenever we can.
Boss, Im playing and managed to get out of the kitchen. I will try my best. I heard strikers were skipping past us in the last game, I will show no mercy.
Huh, Gus, you ***
Yes, Richie
You have done well with the rota, but from now on you make sure the weakness in the team work dayshifts, understood?
Yes sir, consider it done. I will work on it straight away. I have people doing stupid shifts with no days off. I might get people whinging like but..
Do what you have to, I'll deal with the whingers.
I want you to play in midfield and leave the tackling to people who arent scared of getting dirty.
Richie, with respect. I have to budget for washing powder and have to be careful. Even Asda have bumped up their prices lately.
Hmmm, better try and limit my skidders