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Top ten reasons why you should never call someone and then go on a date with them...
Because they may sound happy and silly like me like my profile picture, looking like a cute little monkey....
But really they look like this. Me.
GOTH GIRL.
I love this life style....you know I could sound...
...cutesy on the phone, but guuuuurl imma not like that.
I was just tryin to get a date. But now that I got one....I can be....
MYSELF.
around anyone I want to. Understood? (x2) Good. (x2)
Because like nobody can really act like me. Like really? Like really? Like really? Yeah. No.
They can't. Cause they want all of this...
AND YOU JUST GOT IT SIR. Gemme a kissyyyy wissyyyyy muah yeah.
Ha Ha mmm I'm sorry I don't laugh.
No.
Everything I been doing is fake.
So you want a little bit of this? You got a little bit of this. When really, you think I'm this! BUT I'M NOT!
Mmhm. *huge hair flip*
I'm this.
GImme a kiss MMMMMM
MMMAKSJGAUGHALGMM
And if you break my heart...
I'll break your face.
Online dating....NAUGHTY NAUGHTY.