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[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey, everybody.
Welcome to Nerd Comment Commentary.
I'm Trisha Hershberger.
I'm Steve Zaragoza.
I'm DJ Wooldridge.
DJ.
DJ.
On the house.
I'm so excited.
I'm excited too.
And I'm very excited about the toys on the table
right now, because I will not destroy them.
So before we go ahead and jump into your comments,
let's take a look at the art that we
managed to gather from the interweb this week.
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So we did a Table Talk on Theater Kids, King Jew and Did
Lee just Kiss Trisha, that's what it was called.
What's King Jew?
It was Jolie and myself, and we asked you guys,
if you were able to get a moving tattoo, kind
of like in pictures and Harry Potter, what moving tattoo
would you get?
And let us know.
And we also talked about our favorite and least
favorite smells in the world.
ThePaperCUTS says, my tattoo would be a kitten
constantly playing with a ball of yarn or anything
that I put near the tattoo.
That'd be pretty--
I think that'd be dangerous.
That's kind of impossible.
Even if we're talking about a magical moving tattoo,
we're talking about ink technology that moves.
Yes.
But this person is saying, or anything I put near the tattoo.
But this raises the question, could you
add things to the tattoo that are--
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
That's fine.
But this person's saying, or anything I put near the tattoo.
Yeah, the tattoo can't interact with real-life things.
Come on.
I agree.
Retrotelephone says, instead of a teardrop tattoo
to symbolize a killer, it would just
be a video of a guy killing someone.
I don't like that idea.
Yeah, it's a little dark.
It's a little dark.
How do you feel about that, Steve?
It would be like a lively video that you
could play on your chest.
Wouldn't that take up a lot of-- do
you think it would still be where the teardrop would be?
No, it couldn't still be here.
It would be around the face.
Or like on your back or something.
You would be just, yeah, you could
have like a little animated GIF of a *** happening
under your eye.
You just have a little magnifying monocle
thing wearing around your neck.
Bro, come here.
You want to check this out?
You just put it up there, and they could look into it
and see it.
I think an image that is important to me
would possibly be a ***.
Or ***.
Would you get *** tattoos right here that bounce?
You could get a sex toy tattooed on your--
I'd rather get *** tattooed on my arm
so I could be like, oh man, I'm feeling really depressed today.
Oh, ***.
You could just feel better.
That's how people get the dancing lady on their arm.
It's the same idea.
Like on Pete and Pete?
Like Petunia, I think her name was?
Good memory, dude.
It was Petunia.
Wait, wait, wait.
I got it.
As a girl.
It's the new *** stamp.
Just ***.
Right there.
That's great.
So that the dude can watch *** while he's having sex.
Yeah.
There you go.
Andymion says, what would the Lee and Ross ship be called?
Because we talked about Lee and Ross dating.
Simple.
Loss.
A funny story, I--
It's a double entendre too.
--I edited that video, and I thought
about putting that up on the screen.
But I didn't want to tell people what to think.
Yeah, no.
Andy came up with it for us.
We don't like telling people what to think.
Now this one you should laugh at,
because this is by Melanie Davis.
Can we get that little subtle-- Drew got it.
I love the smell of honeysuckles and fresh cut grass.
It reminds me of my childhood.
I absolutely hate the smell of cantaloupe and mangoes.
That's weird.
[LAUGHTER]
Why?
It's weird to not like a fruit smell.
Fruit smells are usually pretty inoffensive.
The smell I hate is peas.
Really.
Really?
Apparently I had a traumatizing experience with peas
when I was a child, and it included
me vomiting all over the place.
And ever since I can't-- the smell makes me--
[VOMITING SOUND]
Oh, I get that.
I'm sorry, DJ, about your past experience with peas.
It's fine.
I don't think I have a smell I don't really like.
Even farts is not a pleasant smell.
But it's usually accompanied by a pleasant sound.
But there's foods that you don't mind, right?
Steve loves the smell of farts.
For the record.
I don't if I love the smell--
Sorry, not the smell.
Steve loves the sound of farts.
I do.
Loves it, loves it, loves it.
If anyone farts near him, he just giggles uncontrollably.
He's a happy man when he ***, because he
likes the sound of it.
Very into that.
I could be at a funeral and someone would make a fart sound
and I would laugh.
And he would laugh.
I could be on trial, on death row,
and if someone made a fart sound, I'd laugh.
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Talk about the top 10 '80s TV theme songs.
In fact, we sung a great many of them
for you, including Ms. Tricia Hershberger and Lee and some
of the other people we don't quite care about.
[LAUGHTER]
We did rock out.
Had a great time singing songs on the set.
That must have been a *** to edit for the editors.
I apologize.
Anna Massey says, I sang along with all of these.
I was born in '92.
Reruns for the win, I guess.
Ha ha ha.
That's true.
That's true.
I remember growing up as a kid, and it was like the '70s shows.
My reruns we're probably the same as yours, like Mr. Ed--
Yeah.
And Green Acres.
And Bewitched.
Lots of Bewitched and I Dream of Jeannie.
*** Van *** Show.
Oh, *** Van *** Show is so good.
My family would watch a lot of reruns.
I Love Lucy.
I Love Lucy.
I Love Lucy.
I own them all.
I have a big set that has every episode aired and unaired
of I Love Lucy ever.
Love it.
--Nick at Night did this hilarious commercial promo
for I Love Lucy.
And it was The Pants That Ate Fred Mertz.
Yes, I remember that.
As it goes higher and higher.
As the series goes on, his pants would go higher and higher.
And his tie would disappear in the pants.
Harwae-Helin Aikanaro says, yes, saved by the bell.
My elementary school used to play that on the announcements
every morning.
Cool elementary school, I might add.
At one point everyone in my class knew the lyrics
and one morning we all sang along with it.
Our teacher yelled at us for it later but we had a blast.
What a ***.
You know, we're talking about camaraderie,
we're talking about the energy.
This is one thing that teachers didn't
think about when they were teaching.
I understand, it must be frustrating to deal
with a bunch of booger-nosed kids who think they know better
and they think they're smart.
At the end of the day, if you just
feel out the attitude of the class and you get that,
you earn the respect.
If you're just one of those teachers,
and you throw it out there, and the kids
are going to just throw it right back at you.
And it's a wall of attitude.
You're going to give these kids everything you've got.
You're going to throw your subconscious at them.
And they're going to throw it right back at you.
You know, many of you might not have known this,
but Steve was an elementary school teacher in a past life.
And that's how he knows all this.
Just saying.
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Steve showed us some of your favorite collectibles--
Yes.
--in Star Wars Black Series, prints, and Bioshock action
figures on Collectibles Corner.
Boom.
And you know it's funny because that Boba Fett that I showed
in the episode was actually picked up at Target.
And it's a super rare figure you can't find anywhere.
And I like this comment here from Hempev, who says, Target?
Hope you paid cash.
Boom.
It's topical.
It's all about--
MildManNerd for, one, cut a hole in a box.
Two, put your Fett in that box.
Three, make Steve open that box.
I just appreciate the *** in a box effort.
I think I like that way you were actually saying it.
Yeah, wow.
This week's shirt is the Poke Trainers shirt from FHP
and the drawing board on the FHP channel, which,
if you haven't checked out yet, you should, it's pretty sweet.
So check your YouTube user inbox.
We're all going to sign this and get it out to you.
Please be patient.
Our folks at FHP work super hard,
and they're filling all of the orders to get them out to you.
Hey, XFactorz17 says, Steve, you have
to review the Masters of the Universe classics line.
It's easily the best figure line currently running
and with the huge Castle Grayskull playset
that was released last month.
It will possibly go down as the most epic line ever.
And you know what.
I happen to agree.
Because MOTU is great.
MOTU is fantastic.
We love Masters of the Universe here at Source Fed,
don't we, DJ?
We also--
Of course we do.
You're right.
I should be reviewing them.
Mattie Collector.
Dolph Lundgren movie.
We love Mattie here.
We love Mattie.
And we also love Mattie, editor Mattie.
I think that's it.
We good?
Yeah, so thank you guys so much for watching Nerd Comment
Commentary.
Congratulations to MildManNerd for your t-shirt from FHP.
Thank you, everybody, for sending in art.
Keep that coming.
These beanbags are really weird.
I don't know that they're going to be here that much
longer, because we can't figure out
how to sit on them correctly really.
So this weekend we've got movie club coming up.
Yeah.
We watched Blackfish.
--which is a ton of fun.
Yeah, no, it's not a fun movie, really.
But New Movie Thing Show.
I, Frankenstein.
More like, ayayay.
Or more like, I don't want to see it.
More like, I would never pay money to see such a film.
Or more like, I--
I'm excited for it.
[SINGING] Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free.
Flying around on a wing and a prayer.
Who can it be?
I will tell you.
It's Trish, Joe, DJ, and Steve.
[LAUGHTER]
Aw, Joe.
You're the best.
Joe gets the t-shirt.
Joe gets the t-shirt.
That's your t-shirt.
My t-shirt.
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