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I´m 25, I`m three kilos, ok eight kilos overweight, I´m jobless, I was homeless
and I`ve been single for two days, sixteen hours and twelve Minutes.
And this is ... No, this is Tom, since school he was the dream boy of every girl.
I will never forget Susanne Burghaus`s Birthday Party when he kissed me.
He probably would`t remember, but for me it was unforgettably romantic ...
Ok we played truth or dare and it was his punishment, but still ... this kiss.
After school I never saw him again, until one day, 17 hours and 35 minutes ago
and it looked like this.
Instead of packing the Britannica encyclopedia, I should have packed more underwear.
Yes?
Tom?
Yes?
I`m here because of the ad about the room.
Ah, sorry did we talk on the phone?
Awesome! So, I`ve been in love with you since seventh grade and of course I meet
you today, after I caught my fiancé cheating with his sister, not his real sister,
his stepsister and then I threw him out of our apartment, until I realized that
it is actually his apartment and then I had to quit my job, because he was also my boss ...
Dammit Tom, eight grade!
Nutcracker, Emma!
Do you like toast? I love toast.
Hallo, I´m Emma and this is my world.
Slept well?
Mmh.
Hey.
Hey, hey.
Call me!
Yes, bye.
It`s healthier.
I`m going back to bed.
What happened here?
It looks like it has been hit by a bomb.
Go away!
Did you eat all of this?
No.
Emma you can`t go on like this. It`s been five days already.
I know it is bad that your ex-boyfriend left you, but ..
Ex fiancé!
Sorry, your ex fiancé, still this isn´t a reason to let yourself go like this.
Go away!
Emma, listen.
Around the corner there is a park.
I don`t wanna go to the park. I don`t like parks, I don`t like people.
Last week a new Ice-cream parlor opened.
With a really great selection, a cup of fresh strawberries with vanilla ice cream.
Coupe Denmark with chocolate sprinkles and chocolate sauce.
Also, banana split?
With fresh bananas.
So what do you think?
Ok.
Right now?
Do you really think I`m that stupid?
What did you think we were doing, after I said: "Put on your sports clothes."
That we walk to the Ice-cream parlor.
Seriously?
I don`t know what I thought, but definitely not that!
That was a normal training for beginners.
Training for beginners! Are you kidding?
And this is how Tom defines "training for beginners."
forty one ... faster ... forty two .. that would be a good clothes size ... forty three ..
do you wanna be a potato sack or a women ...
I think I understand now why Peter left you.
What`s your problem? I just wanted to help.
Help!
Women!