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Hello George thanks for coming to see me
That's no problem Barack how can I help?
Well as you know I am coming up for re-election this year and I wondered if
you have any advice so I can secure a second term
Well you do you know I am a Republican don't you?
but I guess as the current lot are a bit of a mess it might be a good idea to
give you a few more years
Whatever happened to that Mccain fellow and his sidekick Palin?
I liked them!!
George I am only asking for advice not your vote
Well okay Barack
I am sure you have thought about the obvious things to ensure that you stay
in office
like getting us into another war to distract the electorate.
Worked for me!!
Yes I guess it did but do you think they would buy it again
Yes the secret is to create a Baddy and then to amass the forces of good against
the forces of evil.
Us being the forces of good.
So how do we choose a Baddy
Do you think Syria could fit the bill?
No I would start with a country a little earlier in the alphabet and leave that
one till later
What do you mean?
Maybe the Letter I or the Letter K
Oh I get your drift
Do you have any other suggestions to keep me in office
Well maybe you could try to keep some of the promises you made when you first got
into office!!
Just kidding!!
Oh I thought for a minute you were getting Moral on me
No I don't know the meaning of the word as it never helped me
I always relied on greed and ambition to get by and look I am still here today
Maybe I need a little bit more security than the other ex-presidents and my
bulletproof suits sometimes chafe
but what the hell I got full terms in the job and now I am a hit on the
lecture circuit, talking about topics I don't care about, and know even less
about
Oh so nothing much has changed but thanks for the advice anyway
Goodbye George