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As soon as I open up my laptop I’m in a good mood:
the browser always starts with my favourite internet portal.
I log into it every day and no longer feel so lonely.
The webcam is my best friend so the world doesn’t have to miss anything.
I always want to upload new vids — there’s no harm in flaunting yourself —
so I file more than just my face and suddenly I’m the talk of the town.
I may be a typical single, but everyone likes me here.
The things that sick users have to offer are added to my favorites.
Youuuuu-Tu-Tu-Tu-Tube, I need Youuuuu-Tu-Tu-Tu-Tube.
Youuuuu-Tu-Tu-Tu-Tube, I love Youuuuu-Tu-Tu-Tu-Tube.
Die Aussenseiter do emo drama, and then I have to take my meds;
Harry Potter is dubbed anew, which coldmirror does, quite unabashed;
rewboss asks how British I am — about as British as my double chin;
and if I’ve forgotten how to speak German, speedyconkiwi graces my screen;
vulgar tromaggot makes his vlogs on the throne;
and if you want something for the ears, let Der Sandynel assault them.
Subscribe away and rock on! Has anyone not blogged today?
Why am I so smart? I got my education from YouTube.
Youuuuu-Tu-Tu-Tu-Tube, I need Youuuuu-Tu-Tu-Tu-Tube.
Youuuuu-Tu-Tu-Tu-Tube, I love Youuuuu-Tu-Tu-Tu-Tube.
I don’t need to go out to the movies: they’re all here in ten parts.
I don’t watch the TV news any more: I prefer to count my views.
Youuuuu-Tu-Tu-Tu-Tube, I need Youuuuu-Tu-Tu-Tu-Tube.
Youuuuu-Tu-Tu-Tu-Tube, I love Youuuuu-Tu-Tu-Tu-Tube.
Youuuuu-Tu-Tu-Tu-Tube, I need Youuuuu-Tu-Tu-Tu-Tube.
Youuuuu-Tu-Tu-Tu-Tube, I love Youuuuu-Tu-Tu-Tu-Tube.
Subtitles: rewboss