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Well, I don't know who wrote this book,
But you all have got to stop calling each other
*** and ***.
It just makes it okay for guys to call you *** and ***.
Who here has ever been called a ***?
Okay, everybody up.
Ms. Norbury had us write out apologies
To people that we'd hurt in our lives.
"alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed ***.
It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed."
"gretchen,
"I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea
"at barnes and noble.
And I'm sorry I told everyone about it."
And I'm sorry for repeating it now.
( ethereal choral theme plays )
Laura, I don't hate you because you're fat.
You're fat because I hate you.
( girls grunt )
I just wish we could all get along
Like we used to in middle school.
I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles,
And we'd all eat it and be happy.
She doesn't even go here!
Do you even go to this school?
No. I just have a lot of feelings.
Okay, go home.
Sharon, I think you're doing a great job.
Thanks. I feel like I'm getting through.
I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me.
But I can't help it that I'm popular.
( crash )
Oh, my god! Oh, jeez. Okay, walk it off. Walk it off.
Okay. That hurt.
They're okay.