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>>> TIME NOW FOR THE RIDICULIST.
TONIGHT I'M COMING TO THE
DEFENSE OF A WOMAN IN OHIO WHO
DECIDED TO MAKE A CHANGE.
SHEILA CRABTREE SAID SHE HAS
ALWAYS HATED HER NAME.
IT WASN'T THE CRABTREE PART THE
SHEILA PART.
SHE WENT TO A JUDGE AND ASKED IF
SHE COULD LEGALLY CHANGE HER
FIRST NAME TO SEXY.
THE JUDGE ASKED IF HER KIDS
APPROVED, WHICH THEY DID.
AND ALSO ASKED HER REASONING
BEHIND THE CHANGE.
>> I'M A FREE-SPIRITED PERSON.
I LOVE TO HAVE FUN.
THIS IS THE LAST PIECE TO MAKE
MY LIFE COMPLETE.
>> SO WE'RE GRANTING YOUR
REQUEST.
>> AND THUS, SEXY CRABTREE WAS
BORN.
IT WASN'T NECESSARILY A GIVEN
THAT THE JUDGE IN LIKING COUNTY,
OHIO WOULD APPROVE THE CHANGE.
LICKING COUNTY.
SEXY CRABTREE.
ACCORDING TO COLUMBUS DISPATCH,
THE JUDGE ONCE DENIED A REQUEST
FROM A MAN WHO WANTED TO CHANGE
HIS NAME TO TAZ MAINIAN DEVIL
AND A WOMAN WHO WAS TIRED OF
BEING CALLED B.J.
WANTED INSTEAD TO BE CALLED
WINNIE POOH.
BUT THANKFULLY FOR SEXY CRABTREE
ALL WAS IN ORDER SO THE JUDGE IN
LICKING COUNTY -- AM I IN AN
*** TIM BURTON MOVIE?
ALL THE PAPERWORK WAS IN ORDER.
THE REQUEST WAS GRANTED.
SINCE THEN SEXY HAS GOTTEN
BACKLASH MAINLY OF THE TWO DOES
SHE THINK SHE IS VARIETY.
>> I KNOW I'M NOT THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL PERSON OUT THERE IN
THE WORLD.
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER.
IT'S WHAT YOU FEEL ABOUT
YOURSELF.
AND I'M LIVING FOR ME AND NOT
ANYONE ELSE.
SO I'M JUST DOING WHAT MAKES ME
HAPPY.
>> I'M WITH SEXY.
BY THE WAY, THAT WOULD MAKE A
GREAT T-SHIRT FOR HER HUSBAND TO
WEAR.
I'M WITH SEXY, A LITTLE HAND OR
ARROW POINTING.
SHE CHANGED HER NAME.
BIG DEAL.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
LISTENED TO A ROBERT ZIMMERMAN
RECORD?
THAT'S HIS REAL NAME.
OPEN THE WINDOW BECAUSE I THINK
THE ANSWER IS BLOWING IN THE
WIND.
WHAT ABOUT KAREN JOHNSON
CHANGING HER NAME?
WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE THERE?
SHE CHANGED HER NAME TO WHOOPIE.
I SUPPOSE YOU ENJOYED PETER
HERNANDEZ'S HALFTIME SUPER BOWL
SHOW THIS YEAR.
BRUNO MARS.
THE WOMAN CHANGED HER NAME TO
SEXY.
GET OVER IT.
SHE WANTED TO SURPRISE HER
HUSBAND WHO CALLS HER SEXY.
NOW SHE'S GETTING CALLS FROM ALL
OVER THE WORLD.
>> I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING
NEGATIVE OR ATTENTION.
I'M DOING IT FOR MYSELF.
THAT IS THE BEST THING TO DO,
FOR YOURSELF AND NOT ANYBODY
ELSE.