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Poorly Created Pictures Presents:
The Adventures of Scurvy Jörg and *** Vlad
Yaargh! A beautiful day on the sea!
I'm Scurvy Jörg, the best pirate in the world!
and I NEVER brush my teeth!
*NOBUNGA BANZAI!!!*
You're the worst ninja in the world, Buttface Hirohito!
What do you have to hit me with?
I have a big old tree!
Yaargh! We have a ninja problem!
I need to call *** Vlad.
Ah, it's my cell phone!
Da?
What is it?
Ah! Hello, Scurvy Jörg!
How's it going?
Da.
You're having problems with the Ninjas?
That's terrible!
We need to do something!
I think I should help you.
Yeah, I'll come.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
OK...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Bye.
I'll use my computer system.
Kill... the... ninjas!
And?
HAHA!
MEANWHILE...
Wait!
What is it?
Why do you want to kill me?
Why are you still alive?
Because I'm a pirate!
Why do you run so fast?
Because I'm a ninja!
Why don't you have ninja pants, then?
I have them, but they're invisible.
Do you want me to wear invisible pants?
No...
Why are we even asking these stupid questions?
Because Mr. Buck told us that we had to.
Mr. Buck! Seven questions - DONE!
Let's fight again!
OK!
I'll throw my shuriken!
I'll make you dead!
Hello! My name is Daniel!
RIP Daniel - He is no longer in this film.
My God! He's Dead! You're a murderer!
I found my sword!
Oh no!
MY GOD!!!
Hello Children.
We have a lot of fun in our movie...
But do you know what's not fun?
Alcohol!
It's bad for you!
I only drink OJ, because it's healthy.
And kids... WINNERS DON'T USE DRUGS!
Scurvy Jörg, my comrade!
I told you that I'd help you...
And now I'm here!
Thanks very much, *** Vlad!
It makes me happy to help you out.
And for Communism, too!
And for the Proletariat!
And Lenin!
And Stalin!
And for all of my comrades in the USSR!
It makes me very happy.
And NOW
We need to take these Ninjas -
Round them up, and KILL them!
Yaargh! We need to run after him!
Yes!
FOR THE MOTHERLAND!
OUCH! YOU SHOT ME IN THE ARM!
I'm gonna go to Japan -
There, where I'm going to kill all of the Pirates!
Oh no! He's driving to the airport!
Yaargh, *** Vlad! We need to go to Japan so we can *** him!
Yes... But I have a better idea!
My country has many atom bombs!
SO MANY ATOM BOMBS!
We should shoot him with one of those!
A good idea!
YEAH!
Here's my atom bomb program.
Click here to shoot the bomb.
To Japan...
Are you ready?
Yes.
GO! GO!
SUCCESS!
THE END