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- Okay, here we go, nice and wet.
- Oh, yeah.
Calm down, now, calm down.
Sorry, guys, but the coffee here
is strictly non-Irish.
- Come on, loosen up.
- Yeah, have a drink.
If that's what I think it is,
you'll have to take it outside.
Besides, we're closing.
- Can I get you anything else?
- Just a boyfriend who can keep a date.
You're definitely talking
to the wrong person.
Dr.
Bryce, are you sure you're okay?
Yeah, I just thought
I saw someone I knew.
But it's late.
I better be going.
Thanks, Lana.
No problem.
Bye.
- Go get her, Andy.
- Hey.
We heard this place had
the friendliest service in town.
Just leave.
That's no way to talk to a customer.
Hey!
Why don't we take this into the back
and have a private party.
Stop.
Get away from her.
Isn't it past your bedtime?
Look, the police are on their way.
Right now.
Come on, let's go.
Lana, are you okay?
Yeah.
Did you see the stupid look on her face?
Check out Speedy Gonzales.
I don't want to see any of you
in the Talon again.
Got it?
Listen, John Boy.
We'll do whatever the hell we want.
Matter of fact, we were thinking
about stopping by tomorrow.
- I won't tell you again.
- Oh, I get it.
You got the hots for that *** manager.
It's too bad she's a real dirty ***.
All right, you want to try it on, farm boy?
Let's see what you're made of.
Get your coffee somewhere else.
On your knees.
Hands behind your head.
Now.
Now!
So you're the new sheriff in town.
You writing a book, Mr.
Kent?
No, ma'am.
Then keep the chitter-chatter to yourself.
Flying boys.
Flying boys aren't something
you see every day.
That young man told me
you attacked him and his friends
then threw him 30 feet onto my car.
- That's crazy.
How come the paramedics are all over
them and there's not a scratch on you?
What about you, Miss Lang?
What'd you see?
Nothing.
- You're lying, you know.
- Excuse me?
You said you made a good cappuccino.
This is a great cappuccino.
- Looks like we're done here.
- No, Mr.
Kent.
We are just getting started.
Sheriff, we know our son, and Clark
would never deliberately hurt anybody.
I'm sure, whatever he did,
he did it because he thought he had to.
By throwing another young man
across my police car?
I ran a complete check
on your son, Mr.
Kent.
He's been at more crime scenes
than Eliot Ness.
If Clark's been involved with police
business, he was trying to help people.
Or he's got some kind of hero complex.
Even heroes gotta play by the rules.
That's why I'm charging him
with misdemeanor battery.
What exactly does that mean?
Could be a $ 1500 fine,
depends on the judge.
I'm sorry, but we can't afford that.
Clark.
Sit down.
Well, I'll make you a deal, Mr.
Kent.
I won't charge you if you are willing
to do the community service.
And then you can keep the world safe
from roadside litter.
Wait just a minute.
Who?
Your former sheriff, he may have looked
way the other way on these matters
but I'm here to tell you,
those good-old-boy days are over.
Nighty-night.
Metropolis Flower Show, 1999.
You couldn't take your eyes off of them.
Paul?
Dr.
Bryce.
I thought I saw you last night.
You did.
And I was gonna say hi
but it was really late and you didn't
look like you wanted any company.
- What are you doing in Smallville?
- I'm here on business.
And I read that you were
getting married.
You shouldn't believe
everything you read.
Right now Lex and I are married
to our careers.
At least, that's what we tell each other.
Lex! I'd like you to meet
an old friend of mine
Paul Hayden.
Hey.
I take it you two knew each other
from Metropolis.
Well, we actually dated
for a while in med school.
Until we realized we weren't
gonna live happily ever after
at least not with each other.
Well, Paul, it was nice seeing you.
- Lex and I are on our way to lunch, so
- Actually
I stopped by to tell you
I can't make it.
I'm sorry.
Well, maybe I could fill in,
you know, if it's okay with Lex.
I'm sure you two have
a lot of catching up to do.
Patient emergency.
I'll have to take
a rain check on that lunch.
Give Lex the number where you're
staying, and we'll plan to get together.
Yeah, sounds great.
Same old Helen.
One minute she's here,
the next she's gone.
Hang on to her, Lex
if you can.
- Clark Kent, convict.
- Yeah, I know.
When do you get fitted for
that orange jumpsuit?
Or is it one-size-fits-all?
Forty hours of community service
is not funny.
- It's an orange vest.
- Oh, no, it's gonna clash with the plaid.
Welcome to Smallville, where you stop
the crime, you do the time.
Very pithy.
Maybe I should use that
as my campaign slogan, huh?
We're gonna see you bright and early
tomorrow, Mr.
Kent.
- I'm looking forward to it.
- Yeah.
All right.
Good luck on the chain gang.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Hey, Lana, what's wrong?
According to the sheriff, I don't have
a case that'll hold up in court.
It's all hearsay.
At least you were there, Clark.
Yeah, look where it got me.
I'm sorry.
So how'd you do it, Clark?
I know you can take care of yourself,
but there were three of them.
They were drunk.
And I was highly motivated by
the thought of someone hurting you.
You can't keep your eye
on me every second.
I can try.
You're always there to save me.
I just wish for once
I could have saved myself.
Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
No, it's okay.
Guess I'm still a little jumpy.
It's understandable.
You had quite an ordeal.
I just feel so stupid.
It's not like I was even hurt.
No, this place has always been
a safe haven for you.
Now that's been violated.
So now what, I become a shut-in?
Lana, I know what it's like
to feel vulnerable.
You?
Trust me, eccentric bald kids sit
pretty low on the prep-school totem pole.
I was bullied for years
till one day I decided I'd had enough.
What'd you do?
One of my father's chauffeurs
was an ex-Navy SEAL.
I convinced him to teach me to fight.
The next time I was cornered,
the guy ended up needing dental work.
- I could never hurt anybody.
- It's not about hurting people.
It's about reclaiming
your sense of control over your life.
Isn't that what you want?
One million dollars.
The sheriff said
he had a few cuts and bruises.
Now he claims
to have "severe neck injury.
"
Punitive damages, pain and suffering,
loss of future earnings.
They're saying Andy's mobility
may be permanently limited.
They hired the best
personal-injury attorney in the state.
You did throw him into that car, Clark.
Maybe this is where it starts.
Remember what it said in the spaceship?
"They're a flawed race,
rule them with strength.
"
Son
I got into a lot of fights
when I was your age, believe me.
But, Clark, these are not alien feelings.
What you have to remember
under these circumstances
is that there are consequences.
Your father's right.
You'll make decisions in a split second
you have to live with the rest of your life.
Clark, it's true.
We are a flawed race, sure
but we're a flawed race
that raised you.
You're a lot more human than you think.
Lex, it still won't start.
How far away are you?
Okay.
I'll see you in a sec.
You always had
the worst luck with cars.
Paul.
- What are you doing here?
- It must be kismet.
I dropped my cell phone,
came back to get it, and here you were.
- How about I give you a ride?
- Lex is on his way.
Come on, Helen, why wait?
Same old Helen.
Never wanted my help.
Must be different with Lex, huh?
Yes.
It is.
Here comes Prince Charming now.
Helen.
Is everything all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Yeah?
Hey.
Hello, Paul.
- I didn't expect to see you here.
- Happened to be in the neighborhood.
Twice in one day.
Three times if you count last night.
Careful, I might think you're
stalking my girlfriend.
- Come on, let's go.
- Why would I wanna do that?
You're not over her.
I was just trying to be a Good Samaritan.
So when my mechanic looks
over this car, he's not gonna
find missing spark plugs
or sugar in the gas tank?
Lex, enough.
You really are paranoid.
No.
I'm just a frighteningly
good judge of character.
I strongly suggest
you stay away from Helen.
Is that a threat?
You seem like a simple guy, Paul.
I'd hate for your life to get complicated.
He's back at the motel, Mr.
Luthor.
You know I love you, Helen.
And you know that
I would do anything to be with you.
I do mean anything.
- Paul.
- Helen.
What happened to you?
Lex.
Lex did this to me.
Lex, we need to talk.
- What's going on?
- Paul claims you had him beaten up.
From the tone in your voice
it sounds like you believe him.
For two weeks you've been ignoring me.
Suddenly Paul shows up, you're jealous.
I'm not jealous, I'm concerned.
Especially about someone who's
unhinged enough to do that to himself.
Helen, he's clearly stalking you.
I don't understand it.
I mean, we were never that serious.
It was a relationship of convenience.
There was no emotional involvement.
Could have fooled him.
- Who broke it off?
- I did.
One of his ex-girlfriends
warned me to stay away from him.
She claimed that he beat her up.
She ever report him to the police?
No, but I wasn't gonna wait around
to see if history repeated itself
so I broke it off
and we never spoke after that.
Three months later
he dropped out of school.
Mr.
Luthor
just the man I was looking for.
I didn't have Paul Hayden beaten up.
I usually like to ask the questions
before I get the answers.
A natural flow of things.
- Where were you earlier this evening?
- At home, a fact my staff can confirm.
You didn't threaten Paul Hayden
in the medical center parking lot?
He's stalking my girlfriend.
According to him, he offered her a ride.
That's not exactly criminal behavior.
Sheriff, if you want to play
letter of the law, you go right ahead.
I just hope your professional instincts
lead you back in the right direction.
Don't worry, they always do, Mr.
Luthor.
I'll stay in touch.
- Morning, Clark.
- Look, don't even start.
I've had half of Smallville High out here
already giving me a hard time.
Would it be violating your parole
to take a coffee break?
That'd be the least of my problems.
That kid who harassed Lana is suing us.
He could literally take the farm.
It's hard to believe someone could
come into your life and screw it up.
Lana's a wreck, I'm picking up trash,
and this guy's walking around free.
I wouldn't worry too much about Lana.
Why's that?
Let's just say the crouching tigress is
about to find her hidden dragon.
I can't even get the bag to move.
I don't see how I can take on
a guy twice my size.
Lana, getting the upper hand
isn't about size
it's about decisiveness and speed.
You have to commit.
You're only putting part of yourself
into it.
If you want to be effective
you have to put
your whole body into it.
- Okay?
- Okay.
There you go, that's it.
Now channel all your anger.
Some of us aren't as angry
as you are, Lex.
Of course not.
And what's to be angry about?
It's not like a bunch of frat boys came
into your own place and harassed you.
It's not like you felt helpless
when that guy shoved you.
And I know it doesn't make you mad that
you needed Clark Kent to save you again.
Better.
Andy.
Restraining order says you can't come
within 500 feet of me, Kent.
I just want to talk.
Anything you gotta say,
say to my lawyer.
- Let me apologize.
- Yeah, it's too late.
What?
We both made mistakes
the other night
and I understand you're mad at me,
but this lawsuit could ruin my family.
Just leave them out of it.
I'll see you in court.
If you break this restraining order again,
I'll have the sheriff all over your ***.
Yo, Joe Millionaire, what's up?
Easy, man, don't hurt yourself.
- What's up?
- Andy Connors is faking his injuries.
Well, that's an intriguing claim,
but as the defendant
I doubt your case holds much water.
- I followed him home.
I saw him take his neck brace off.
I was trying to gather some evidence
so I could nail him.
I'm always up for a good conspiracy.
- Thanks, Chloe.
- Or if all else fails
we could send Lana out
to beat the confession out of him.
It was a joke, Clark.
Why do I get the feeling
you're not impressed
with Lana turning
all Charlie's Angels on us?
I know Lex's intentions are good
but what if she gets overconfident
finds herself in a situation
she can't handle?
Clark, as a 6-foot-whatever guy
you don't know how it feels
to cross the street at night
when you hear footsteps.
If getting a little girl-power makes
Lana feel like less of a victim
then you should be all for it.
I guess.
Or are you secretly worried
that if Lana learns to defend herself
she won't need a knight in
shining armor to rescue her anymore?
Doctor?
Paul.
What are you doing here?
I had to see you alone.
All right, why don't we go upstairs
and we can talk about it over coffee.
No, we can't go and have coffee,
thank you very much.
When you broke up with me,
I thought that it was because
you knew I was never gonna be
a great doctor.
You were right, that's why I quit.
If you can't be great, why bother at all?
That's what you used to say, right?
- Paul.
- I was working on becoming successful
so that I could have you back.
Then I found out
that you were with Luthor
and I knew
I had to save you from that fraud.
I don't want you to save me.
Look, I broke up with you
because you beat your ex-girlfriend.
No, no, no! She was so beneath me.
That's not the case with you and I.
You and I were meant for each other.
I love Lex.
No, you don't.
You love me, you just don't know it yet.
Get away from me, Paul!
- Hello?
- Helen, it's me.
Look.
You're right, I've been distant
the last few weeks
but that's gonna change.
I'm on my way over so we can talk.
- Helen?
- I'm busy with a patient.
In the pathology lab.
- Helen?
- That was him, wasn't it?
It was him, wasn't it?
He doesn't love you.
Can you see that?
Helen, what's going on?
Get up here.
Get up here, come on!
Helen!
Paul, no! Help!
Helen!
Helen!
Helen!
Helen!
Get her to ER.
I need 2 cc's epi and an IV push.
Stat!
Stat!
Helen.
No.
Smallville is officially litter-free.
- You must be exhausted.
- Well, frustrated and humiliated, yes
exhausted, no.
I can stick around for a little while
if you want.
I'm fine, Clark.
I know, I just thought
you might want some company.
Karate class?
I take it the meeting with Lex went well.
Lex has a way of bringing out a side
of me that's both scary and liberating.
But you know the first rule
of self-defense is to avoid conflict.
Relax, Clark, I'm not about to go
prowling the night fighting crime.
I'll leave that to the expert.
Trust me, there's no future in fighting
crime unless you enjoy being sued.
You know the worst part? I know
he's faking, I just don't have proof.
I was gonna follow him with a camera,
but I'd be violating the restraining order.
Well, what about me?
What about you?
I wanna see him go down
as badly as you do.
Let me help.
No, that'd be too dangerous.
Clark, the law's not on our side.
What are we supposed to do?
Meacham, where the hell are you?
- I need to know where Hayden is, now.
- Mr.
Luthor
I am sorry about Dr.
Bryce.
But I hope you are not planning
to take the law into your own hands.
The woman I love is fighting
for her life, sheriff, so
you'll have to excuse my lack of faith
in Smallville's finest.
I have roadblocks up
across every major highway
I have deputies canvassing the area
and I'm waiting for a warrant
on his motel room.
- How long will it take?
- A little while
but I have rung every judge's bell
in Lowell County.
I'm certainly glad you're doing
everything humanly possible.
Mr.
Luthor, where are you going?
If I find you tampered
with the investigation
You'll what?
You'll arrest me
and make me pick up trash?
You are not above the law, Mr.
Luthor.
Thank you for that bracing insight.
Am I free to go now?
Meacham!
Lex?
Sheriff, I heard about Dr.
Bryce.
Is she okay?
- Still touch-and-go.
- Was it Paul Hayden?
Mr.
Kent, do I have to remind you about
involving yourself in police business?
Where are we on the warrant
for Hayden's room at the Heartland?
Twenty minutes.
We have a car standing by.
- Clark, how did you?
- Same way you did.
What are you doing here, Lex?
- Look, stay out of this.
- They know you want to nail this guy.
What, I should leave it to the pros?
Hayden's car is still here, okay?
I had a guy on him, now he's no
Son of a ***.
He's got Meacham's car.
Lex, we've got company.
LoJack system said the car was here.
I thought only the police
had access to LoJack.
- Let's split up.
- We should wait for Sheriff Adams.
You wait, I'm gonna go look around.
If you pull that trigger,
you'll be the one going to prison.
Not if it's self-defense.
I guess I forgot to load it.
You're just full of surprises today,
aren't you?
Goodbye, Paul.
Lex!
Hands up.
Get rid of that gun.
Put that gun on the table right now.
Put it on the table now!
Last time I checked,
citizen's arrests are still legal in Kansas.
Oh, man.
I'm telling you
if I catch you meddling
in a police investigation again I swear
heaven help you.
Thanks for coming.
Well.
This better be good,
to get me out of bed so early.
Listen, Andy
I'm really sorry about
what happened the other night.
But I think this has gotten
a little out of hand.
The lawsuit
Don't worry about it.
It's Kent's problem.
I know you're faking your injuries.
I think you should drop the suit
before you get caught.
You didn't call me here
to talk about the lawsuit, did you?
Touch me again and you'll
have some real soft-tissue injury.
You can play hard to get,
but we both know you want me.
So why don't we take this
into the back?
Hi, Clark.
I just got a phone call saying
that Andy dropped the lawsuit.
Any idea what could have
made him do that?
Maybe he just realized
that you were trying to help a friend.
Sheriff told me you have
quite a spin kick.
I'm sorry I missed it.
So you heard about that.
- Lana
- Clark, I know what you're gonna say
I shouldn't have gotten involved, but
- I just wanted to say thank you.
You've been there for me so many times,
I just wanted to repay you.
Besides, it's not every day that Lana Lang
gets a chance to save Clark Kent.
Yeah.
I thought you had a board meeting.
I cancelled it for personal reasons.
That's a first.
My lawyer told me that
Paul is pleading temporary insanity.
- Lex, l
I told him not to fight the plea.
Paul needs help.
I wanted to kill him, Helen.
I wanted to kill him
for what he did to you.
I probably could have gotten away
with it in everyone's eyes
but one person would
have known the truth.
Clark.
You.
Clark didn't save me
in that moment, Helen.
You did.
And that's when I knew.
So, what do you say, Dr.
Bryce?
Will you marry me?