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I hate you! I hope you die in a blizzard!
Wait, what day is it?
September 15th.
Oh monkey nuts!
Have you seen my library book?
It's in the freezer!
How do I know when it's due?
Check the back of the book.
You know you can renew your books online right?
You're gone aren't you?
Hi.
Oh hey!
I'd like to check this out.
but this book is late but I don't think I should pay.
Uh, why?
because my roommate put it in the freezer.
So would you like my response
in say rap jazz opera?
Opera?
Circulation desk!
Naw I mean rap. Oh okay, thats cool.
Why is it getting darker?
(song starts) Yo yo mmm check it check it
check it out check it out check it out right here.
bring your id, yo you're in the clear. get a book and a vid
and the bathrooms near
got a question, yo, we're here all year!
We have so much, where do I start? Browse it here,
take it home, it's ala carte.
Journals, books, and audio
Expand your mind and catch up on your cardio.
We'll get your ILL within a week.
We'll get your course reserves before you blink.
we got annex books. and ohio link
You need it, we can get it, no need to think.
ILL what is that?
Interlibrary loan program, we can borrow a book
from anywhere in the world.
Like New Zealand?
Yes!
Taiwan?
Yes!
Guatemala?
Guatemala is also a country.
And what's an annex?
It means an additional building, we have a lot of books so
some are kept in storage.
But we can get them in 24 hours.
Ohio link is the same thing but
it uses every other university library in Ohio and
it takes four days.
That's a lot of books.
Well we are the circulation desk.
We circulate books.
If you're quite done, can I finish?
Sorry!
Rent movies here,
to save you time.
we got long hours, so there is no line.
Check em out, turn them in, online renew
you've got 3 whole weeks before they're due.
Dog ate it, roomie burned it, we've heard it all.
If it's late,
We don't have to call.
We try to be nice and go the extra yard.
But it's on your head, cause it's on your card.
Circulation
we have so much where do I start
you'll come here first if you're smart
Circulation
we have so much where do I start
You'll come here first if you're smart
Circulation, lation, lation
All right.
Your rapping still needs improvement
What do you expect, I'm a librarian!
Do you want these books or not?
Yes please.