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Well, here we are then
Thanks for a lovely evening.
No no, thank you. Well, goodnight.
Goodnight.
Claire?
Yes?
You know, I don't..I don't really feel like going home now.
Is..is there any chance for another drink, or... a cup of coffee?
James... I know you want to come in, and I know you probably want more than just a drink, or a cup of coffee.
It's just that....I'm not drunk enough.
Whats wrong, Claire, don't..don't you like me?
Of course I like you, I'm just... not drunk enough to find you attractive.
I more than want to be drunk enough.
W...well why aren't you drunk now?
I am drunk now, I can hardly stand up. ..
I'm just not drunk enough.
Is there anything I can do?
No,...because you're just not attractive.
But I took you to the Munich beer festival.
I know, I thought that would be it, and I tried, I drank my own weight in German beer.
I was completely out of my tree the whole time we were there.
I got arrested!....TWICE. But it still wasn't enough.
Maybe... maybe you'll never be drunk enough.
Oh, James, I do like you, if only I could get so spectacularly p*ssed I just wasn't worth what you look like.
Hang, on, there's an operation you can have, whic... which allows more alcohol into your bloodstream.
James, no, my liver's wrecked as it is,
I've drank so much to try and find you attractive,
the doctors say I may be dead within a year.
Goodnight, James.
Claire! ...give me a call.