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Wait, hold on, I overcame my crippling agoraphobia
Ran out of my camp, threw myself in front of a bloodthirsty wizard
And caught his *** in my face to save your family
And now you want to kill me
You're first you Oxbridge talking lump of Play Dough
Wait you guys talk pretty much the same, that's...
You know that's not really a valid insult
Plus as far as mud golems go Moe's probably the nicest why don't you try and kill us a little bit?
Yeah we're ***, we pretty much wanted your kid dead
Yeah it's a bit awkward really
Yeah it's a bit awkward
No! Violence is not the answer!
Geoff! Cover my eyes
Nah maybe if he gets a good knock in the head he'll realise he named his daughter Geoffrey
Greg please make him stop
I don't want to be in a fight
This is the most anxious I think I've ever been
Why does Dave hate me so much?
I just want to be his friend
You... Mud... You...
Clay... Something something
I'm going to... Make a woman out of you
Greg, please, please! If I get any more anxious you know what's going to happen!
Oh, no.
What's going to happen?
(Why don't you make like a frog and croak!)
When Moe gets anxious he... breaks out into a musical number
Please, don't make me fight you
Dave
Please, we didn't mean to sleight you
Dave
Please, I'd much rather kite you
Dave
Please, wouldn't you rather be my waifu
Gay
Geoffrey my son, I will avenge you
I thought it was your daughter
To a muddy grave, I will send you
Victims of wizard slaughter
Vengeance! Shall be mine! (sweet vocal range demonstration)
Oh I'll be milking you soon
Sweet Rosalind
Make some goat's cheese
I'll be milking you soon, sweet Rosali-
Kevin Costner in Waterworld, favourite movie
in Flubber when blasts out his ***
Taxi!
Nice one bro
Aw what a ***
Did you all see that?
I had him on the ropes!
Left, right, left!
Moe on the corner pocket, swing!
Yes!
Very boxing, much win!
I think Moe's a bit punch drunk
Reminds me of my childhood
Excuse me for a moment
He's going to wake up eventually, he's probably still going to be mad
We could do a runner
Hmmmm Rosalind, breast milk
Hmm, cheese
But what about good old campy campy campington
The nicest camp in campridge!
Ah yes, the times I had in that camp
I don't think Moe's in the shape for leaving anytime soon
Besides won't more neutrals spawn if we leave?
We'll have nowhere to come back to
Well we could leave someone behind to block the camp
I don't want to leave anyone behind with that psychopath
Oh god, he's standing right behind me, isn't he?
No, I'm standing right in front of you
You mud golems just don't stop, do you?
You just don't stop taking
And you expect me to fall in line and be happy that my family is dead
What would you have me do?
I'm just a big, silly satyr
Oh don't laugh at him
Adrift in a sea of wizard blasts and dead Geoffries
You know I don't want to do this, but I have no choice
I am become vengeance
And to do anything else... would be to die
We'll help
We'll help kill the wizard
You want to help me kill the wizard
Could you please stop gasping
That with one hand, annihilated my entire family
Yeah, we'll do it
And my axe!
Look, Geoff and I know a guy, he's hiding out a few camps over
I don't want to make any promises but if you're looking to kill a hero, he's our man
He's your man, what like what are you gay or something?
Oh grow up Moe!
While I was down I heard you mention that someone might need to stay behind and block the camp
I want to get moving, any volunteers?
I'll do it
I've seen plenty today
But Greg, you've always wanted to see the outside world it's literally the premise of this entire series
Of events that we're going through
Are you really going to give up? After coming this
Farlap! Brand carrot flavoured horse nutrient bars!
They've got what horses crave!
Moe, you're delirious
Hello? Who's there?
Oh yes, it's the nutrient bar man
Come to give... lots of nutrient bars to your favourite horse!
Come on
So Moe's delirious, Dave's the best fighter we've got, and Matt and Geoff know what's out there
I'm just...
I need some time to myself to think
They mean to kill me, do they?
Interesting
Come along, Mister Wiggles
I think we should report this to the boss
Despite not moving very far, the mud golems have come a long way
What dangers await them once they leave their home?
What is Ezalor plotting?
Why is Roshan so interested in the golems?
For answers, join us for the next arc of the mud golem saga!
To Kill a Wizard!