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DAVIN: Hey guys, Geek & Sundry has asked us to film a
promotional video for International Tabletop Day,
which is March 30th.
You can check it out at tabletopday.com.
We all decided to get together at Snakes & Lattes in Toronto
to play one of the three pillar board games.
So it's either going to be Scrabble, Risk or Monopoly.
And we all decided to vote on it.
I have your votes.
And it looks like, against the rules, everybody just wrote
whatever game they wanted to play.
So Scott wants to play Masterpiece.
SCOTT: Yes, yes.
The art auction game.
DAVIN: Andy wants to play Battlestar Galactica.
ANDY: You're all already Cylons.
DAVIN: Brendan wants to play Fireball Island.
And Tess wants to play Grape Escape.
Guys, what are we gonna do?
ANDY: I think the only way to decide this is I challenge all
of you to a game of Scrabble, Monopoly or Risk!
BRENDAN: Yes, right after we get off the island.
SCOTT: Look Davin, everybody knows we gotta settle this
through a no-nonsense game of Masterpiece.
TESS: Guys, if I'm not playing the Grape Escape, the squish
'em, squash 'em, squoosh 'em game, then I'm at least gonna
play the next closest thing, which is Quebec.
DAVIN: Guys, I have an idea.
You're a Cylon.
I think this little grape here is a Cylon.
TESS: [SPEAKING FRENCH]
SCOTT: I'm talking about a million bucks.
Can I get a million bucks for this?
It's an old man--
BRENDAN: Fireball!