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(projector spooling film)
THE LEAGUE OF S.T.E.A.M.
(Supernatural and Troublesome Ectoplasmic Apparitional Management)
Presents...
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"Are you troubled by strange noises
in the middle of the night?"
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"Do you experience feelings of dread
in your basement or attic?"
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"Have you or any of your family
ever seen a spook, specter, or ghost?"
♪ (energetic piano music) ♪
"If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute."
Telegram the professionals - "
♪ (energetic piano music) ♪
"LEAGUE of S.T.E.A.M."
♪ (energetic piano music) ♪
"Our courteous and efficient staff
is on call 24 hours a day
to serve all your supernatural elimination needs."
♪ (energetic piano music) ♪
"We're ready to believe you!"
♪ (energetic piano music) ♪
Whom shall you telegram? THE LEAGUE OF S.T.E.A.M.
"Serving All Your Supernatural Elimination Needs Since 1884"
(film projector running, winding down)