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Next stop, Werevertumorro
Hey cachorros, how are you?
I hope you’re doing well
out there in your houses, on your phones, wherever you’re watching from.
Anyway, the presidential election is coming up
so I wanted to do a topic related to that.
Werevertumorro channel has always been about making you laugh
but it’s also about making you think
so I was trying to come up with a topic related to the campaigns.
And today’s topic is:
Fairy Tales
Fairy tales are the stories our parents used to read to us before bed.
Dad, this is so boring!
Shhh! I’m reading you a story so you can go to sleep, pay attention!
Ok, fine
Listen
Article 3: Every citizen has the right to an education
Fantasy, right?
And all little girls dream about being princesses
no matter what they look like.
Doesn’t my daughter look pretty in her princess dress?
Holy ***!
Yeah, she looks beautiful…
um, honey, you’ve got something on your face, it looks like chocolate
Where? Ah no, that’s her mustache, just like her dad
she’s 5 and she’s already got more whiskers than her daddy
Princesses, sure, but from Mordor
If there’s one thing we’ve all learned about from fairy tales
its Prince Charming
How many frogs do I have to kiss before I find my prince charming?
Im looking for a prince that is, buff, good looking... but not charming, prince charming doesnt exist!
Prince Charming, I want to lick your lollipop
Seeking a prince charming who won’t break my heart. In return, eternal love
What
the f-
fudge monkeys?!
ohhh just kidding!
And I don’t usually do this but
I want to make a point that’s a little bit serious.
All the stories
in Disney movies, fairy tales, books, etc.
portray a damsel in distress who needs someone to love her
and only a man can make her happy.
And that’s stupid
but unfortunately a lot of people grow up with this idea
that women need a man to rescue them.
But women are strong
they don’t need a man’s help to stand the pain of giving birth
they’re intelligent, competent
they can raise a family while working full time
You don’t need a man to make you happy
And if you’re watching this at home, the guys might be thinking
Shut up Werever, you’re such a ***, do you even believe that?
That’s what the guys are thinking
But you know what the girls are thinking?
Werever, I want to have your babies
Come take me, my body’s yours
Here’s my Facebook, my phone number, my tumblr
One fairy tale that made an impression on me is
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
A woman living with seven men
It’s like a woman living with the werevertumorrro crew if we were all as tall as Felix
What adorable little dwarves
Come on in Snow White, this is Grumpy
I hate visitors
Hi Grumpy
This house is so nice, but it’s really hot
I hate the heat
Don’t you think you should get a fan?
I hate fans
Well ok, then I’m going to take my clothes off
I hope you guys don’t mind
Don’t you have anything to say Grumpy?
I’m grumpy, not gay
Burn!
Guys let’s go to my house and watch this ***, guess who’s in it?
Who?
Esperanza Gomez
Or we could watch this one with college girls
No, let’s watch that one that you have
Yeah yeah
Which one?
Little Caprice
Guess which one I got
What is it?
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Because those really do have happy endings
And all the princesses have either had *** jobs or go to the gym
or I don’t know what but they’re damn sexy
And speaking of ***
yesterday it made me cry because I was watching them getting it on
and I realized they didn’t love each other, I mean…
And the most retarded family in fairy tales is in
Little Red Riding Hood
First, the mom sends her by herself to the other side of the forest
even though she knows it’s dangerous
just to take some cake to her grandma.
But Red Riding Hood runs into the wolf and tells him where she’s going
so he goes to her grandma’s house.
Grandmother, can I come in?
Who is it?
Little Red Riding Hood
Oh, come on in sweetie, I’m just making some cookies
I’m screwed
***, I’m going to be *** rags for a month
15 minutes later
Hi Grandma
Hi Little Red Riding Hood
Oh Grandmother, no offense, but you look terrible
I’m sick, so sick I like my sister
How the hell doesn’t she notice that it’s a freaking wolf?
Look, wolf
Grandma
Is that so hard?
Wolf
Grandma
Wolf
What the ***?!
Ok, if Red Riding Hood’s grandma looked like that she could pass for a wolf
Can you imagine if Little Red Riding Hood watched my videos?
Grandma, come here!
Come see the videoblog with Werevertumorro and his girlfriend
I love his girlfriend!
Red Riding Hood, it’s a freaking wig!
Grandma, I-
Wow, Grandmother, what big eyes you have!
I’m trying to take a ***! Kids these days!
And the narrators in fairy tales are very very important
Can you imagine if there were narrators in real life?
There
said Werevertumorro.
Then he got dressed and got ready to make millions of people laugh!
What the ***?
But imagine if it were a narrator like in fairy tales
Once upon a time, there was a guy with a face like an ape who posted videos on YouTube.
He was obsessed with his hair.
There
he said
although his hair looked worse than before
He started to pick out a wig so he could try to be funny
What’s your problem?
exclaimed the mandrill.
Bite me!
That’s what your mom said
Pinocchio is a story about the most forever alone old man ever
Damn doctors, all that technology and they can’t even make me a uterus
Well, at least I have my puppets to keep me company
Can you imagine how lonely he was that he made puppets to keep him company?
Like this one that I just finished, my Pinocchio
He’s alive!
I’m alive!
He’s alive! He’s aliiiiiive!
Everyday im shuffling!
Werevertumorro presents: The Story Corner
Today we present modern fairy tales
*** in Boots
Aladdin
(terrible singing)
The Little Mermaid
Yes we can! Pinocchio
I’m gonna make a taco from your *** and salsa from your period!
I wish I were a fart so I could be in your ***!
I wanna *** you pregnant so your baby can suck my ***! The Three Little Pigs
That guy’s hilarious
Hey Rob, how do I look in my new shirt? I bought it last weekend, do you like it?
Are you serious ***?
You look like ***, you fat ***, are you pregnant or something?
All you do is eat, that’s how you spend all my *** money you fat ***!
*** ***! ***! ***!
Get your fat *** over there, I’ve had it with you ***! Beauty and the Beast
Pocahontas
Cachorros, that’s it for the videoblog-
Dude what about Dumbo?
Yeah, but…
Yeah what the ***? What about Dumbo?
Big ears!
You’ve got elephant ears *** Dumbo
Fly away with your ears!
Mickey Mouse
The Jungle Book you’re ugly
Cachorros, that’s it for the videoblog today
Send it to your friends on Facebook or post it on your wall, right there
so everyone can watch it and have a good time if they’re bored
Also like the video, give it a thumbs up, I know it’s the same thing, YouTube jargon, whatever
Thanks for your time
for coming here and watching the videos and having fun
I think what the world needs most is more laughing
it’s a luxury these days
so anyway, all I have left to say is have a good day or night or afternoon or whatever
take care, big hugs!
I am Werevertumorro and I want you to be all you can be
Spread your legs skanky ***, suck my balls skanky ***, ah ah aah
Spread your legs skanky ***, suck my balls skanky ***, ah ah aah
Suck my balls skanky ***, spread your legs, put them on me like earrings oh oh ooh ooh ooh oooooh