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Hello, my name is Ermil Oprina and I'm a Historian of Religions,
specialized in gods and mythology. And your name is?
Simona. With an S?
Let's see (names of gods): Andromeda, Artemis, Afrodita, Gaia...
Is it Thursday? (when posh people gather in Gaia - a famous club)
...Shiva, Selegina, Sigim...
I'm sorry, but "Simona" doesn't seem to appear anywhere --
not in Mesopotamia, nor in the Byzantine Empire,
nor in the Ancient Greece...
nor here, nor here!
Alright. Moving on. I will ask you a series of questions:
in how many paintings do you appear?
I have a photo in a press release!
No, no... I mean a painting, as in a chapel, or a cave, or on stained glass.. something.
Mkay... Not the case, I see.
A bas-relief, a mural painting, nothing?
Or is there an ode sang in your name?
No, no, excluding "Happy Birthday to You". Nope?
Well, I guess no one worships you, you don't do any miracles and...
Temple? A two room flat uptown... Really?
So, in my professional opinion, it's crystal clear: you're not a goddess.
So that's it. Quod erat demonstrandum.
Have a nice day!
It's hard to win,
it's harder to #stayhumble.
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