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Freshman year...
I had a sink in my room and I had a roommate
And sometimes when it's
too early in the morning and you didn't want to go to the bathroom
because you didn't have a bathroom in your room
I'd pee in the sink
One time, I was taking a *** in the sink, a really long ***
and my roommate walks in on me
[Jake] Wait
[Jake] So you said pee in the sink, and then you switched
[Jake] to a whole other situation
Yeah I'd pee in the sink
[Jake] but that's not *** means
Oh really? What does *** mean?
***
when I was taking a pee in the sink
[Jake] OMG, I'm glad that we kept it at this moment
oh wow [Jake] Jerry's learning some new information
*** means *** [Jake] Yeah, you have to re-evaluate some stuff now?
What...I'm such a foreigner still :)
I speak like an American
I still don't know these things
[Jake] *** stands for like, ***.
I was peeing in the sink, people; peeing in the sink
Wow, wow...okay. I learned something new today, people.
I think that's our embarrassing story.
That's our embarrassing story
Finish it anyways...
I just want to know [Jake] So you were taking a ***...
I was taking a *** in the sink and my roommate walks in on me.
And then, he acted like he didn't see, but he saw.
That's basically all that happened
I never peed in the sink again
[Jake] Now that doesn't seem embarrassing at all
[Jake] because at least you weren't taking a *** in the sink.
Yeah! It's like psychology
[Jake] Thank God you just peed
Yeah, I know. This situation right here
more embarrassing than the story that I had
That's true... that's true That's meta, right there
That's meta, ***!
He's on classless We have a Penn TV show; he's one of the guys
on it
Good, good. [Jake] Awesome, Jerry learned a new word today :)