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This is Christmas Eve this is!
The most important date in the Scarecrow Calendar
and that's the reason Worzel why you will not move 1mm from this post
or ELSE
Can we come with you?
Certainly not
Argh!
Argh!
Are you by any chance Mary Poppins, Colonel?
Ho ho ho!
Argh!
It's a PANTO boat!
I've gotta find Aunt Sally
Oh don't waste yer time!
All hands on ***!
All hands on deck!
Well I'll be bumswizzled!
Well bust my britches
You must be off yer 'ead if you think that I, a GENUINE Aunt Sally
would push a common 'andcart
# My dreams of a fair beau
# Rise higher than a scarecrow
[squawk]
Whyfore d'you go makin' that sorta noise Mrs?
Who you callin' "Mrs" Jock?
Where... where they come from?
[cheers]
This time Worzel you've gone TOO FAR
All our dreams is worth no more than
a row of scabby cabbages Aunt Sally
Chucking snowballs is common!
No it ain't!
CORSE IT IS!
# For that's how life goes
# And it seems that I'm STUCK with
# A thing that
# Scares crows
Oh please let them go to the ball Mr Crowman - please!
Now I've wished you a Merry Christmas so you can give me your presents and shove off
My present to you Worzel Gummidge is a little piece of advice:
Never trust the word of a lady what treats you like dirt
But Aunt Sally! I *is* dirt!
[cheep]
Simplicity is what saints and angels have
Berries for happiness Hazelnuts for thrifty
Seasons come and go 30 then 50
ONLY THE SCARECROWS KNOW
THAT THE FUTURE IS HISTORY
Scarecrows - take your partners
# A slice of cake an' a cup of tea
# Suits Aunt Sally and that suits me
# On slices of cake!
# SLICES OF CAKE!
# SLICES OF CAKE!
# AND CUPS OF TEA!
Anyway what you doin here I thought you were
spendin' Christmas with the Empererer of Bulgairy?
I changed my mind - I had a holiday with the Count of Africky
What you doin back here then?
There's no snow in Africky this time of the year!
It's quite unfashionable
I went for the winter sports