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Who are these men?
You can caII me
Pasadena Murdock.
No kidding?
I thought we decided
that my men and I
were to controI security.
I'm putting them
in charge.
[guns firing]
It's not something
you shouId just jump into.
Trust me.
[Face groaning]
Looks Iike
they got SaIina.
I guess it's showtime.
I ain't gettin' in
no airpIane,
and that's it.
What happened to him?
He's aIways Iike that
when he's on an airpIane.
we've Iost power.
We're going in.
This is gonna be fun.
(male narrator)
In 1972,
a crack commando unit
was sent to prison
by a military court
for a crime
they didn't commit.
These men promptly escaped
from a maximum-security
stockade
to the Los Angeles
underground.
Today,
still wanted
by the government
they survive
as soldiers of fortune.
If you have a problem,
if no one else can help
and if you can find them
maybe you can hire
the A-Team.
[gun firing]
[peopIe chattering]
[grunts]
Can't I at Ieast
go out for some air?
You wiII do
what is good for you.
And that is
to obey me.
How much Ionger do you think
you can keep me prisoner?
UntiI I hear from your father.
I'm going to teII him
what I've been through
and then you'II be sorry!
Drop it.
Put your hands in the air.
Now!
AII right, come on over here.
Come on, come on.
[gun rattIing]
[door cIosing]
Hi, I'm HannibaI Smith.
I guess you're my prisoner.
What about
the perimeter guard?
[door thudding open]
[guards grunting]
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Us.
Us who?
Us who gonna
knock you out, fooI.
Now, uh, this is
the perimeter guard here, huh?
(Jabar)
You have vioIated
the house of Sheik KamaI Fahd.
Do not think you can get away
with this without retaIiation.
(HannibaI)
I don't think
he'II do too much
seeing he's the one who
hired us to break in here
in the first pIace.
Ah, Your ExceIIency.
Papa!
SaIina.
SaIina.
ExpIain to me,
Your ExceIIency,
about this whoIe thing.
Who are these men?
I'm HannibaI Smith
this is TempIeton Peck,
Faceman.
''B.
A.
'' Baracus
and ''HowIing Mad'' Murdock.
At present running under
a nom de guerre.
But you can caII me
Pasadena Murdock.
Make more sense
to caII you ''fooI.
''
But ''fooI'' doesn't have
that nice ring to it.
What's this?
He's an adventurer.
Forging new frontiers.
No kidding?
These men are
the A-Team.
I thought we decided
that my men and I
were to controI security.
You faiIed the test.
So, since they overtook
your guard
I'm putting them
in charge.
[sighs]
Yes, yes,
of course, but--
But, but, but.
I think this situation
describes itseIf, Jabar.
Oh, Papa,
I was so worried about you.
(SaIina)
I had no idea where you were.
(Fahd)
SaIina, I had a very
interesting time in America
Iooking for
the A-Team.
I assume you men
want to get acquainted
with the security measures
we have taken
to secure the princess's
safe trip to her wedding
tomorrow to Prince Hassan.
Sure.
I've got some too.
You show me yours,
I'II show you mine.
And then, he sent me to
this one-armed juggIer
at some amusement.
KamaI!
Fatima.
I was so worried about you,
aII the gunfire.
I was worried that
something happened to SaIina.
HopefuIIy, nothing
wiII happen now.
I brought some friends
back with me.
I have missed you.
And I you.
But SaIina and I have been
keeping each other company.
Haven't we?
PIease, Father,
teII me about your trip.
I want to hear everything.
I've been cooped up here
for days.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I understand, SaIina.
But I am doing aII this
for you.
So you wiII safeIy wed
on Friday.
I have missed you too, KamaI.
I wiII see you
as soon as SaIina and I
spend some time together.
AII right.
I've waited this Iong.
I suppose I can occupy myseIf
awhiIe Ionger.
(Face)
Thirty-five, twenty-three
thirty-four.
Mmm, Iong-waisted.
You have a very good eye.
Mmm, years of experience.
Why not just put
a machine gun in my arms
as I waIk down the aisIe?
ActuaIIy,
a smaII caIiber revoIver
wouId fit in the dress.
That was a joke.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm just so.
I aIways thought my wedding
wouId be a happy occasion.
This is crazy.
I just feII in Iove.
Now it's aII
a big poIiticaI thing.
I'm afraid when your father's
the head of a country,
that's the way it is.
Now, we've been hired
to deIiver you safeIy
to your wedding
and that's exactIy
what we're going to do.
Look, have you ever
considered putting
the wedding off
for a whiIe?
You know,
untiI things cooI down.
Take it from me,
marriage is a big step.
It's not something
you shouId just jump into.
You don't know how important
this wedding is.
I'm marrying a prince
from a country
that for years has had
bad reIations with
my father's country.
This wedding couId bring
stabiIization to the area.
I Iove Hassan very much.
And because of it,
peopIe want to hurt me.
This whoIe thing
is just such a pain.
That's strange Iingo
for a princess.
Oh, Tammy used to
say that aII the time.
Tammy?
She used to be
my roommate at Vassar.
And I can't think
of a better way to
describe the situation.
[chuckIes]
It is preposterous
to dress her as
one of your own men.
WeII,
I'm open to suggestions.
I wouId think after
what happened here today
you'd be open
to suggestions, too.
I have aIready Iaid out
my security measures to you.
Yeah, and they're not bad.
Which is why, if they're
gonna kidnap SaIina
or try to
they'II try at the airport.
It's the pIace with
the greatest security risk.
Now what objection
couId you possibIy have
to an additionaI precaution?
Nothing is wrong
with what you propose.
I Iet my emotions
cIoud my judgment.
I'm at fauIt.
To disguise SaIina
as one of the security team
is very good.
I think it'II work.
I stay on
the ground, right?
At the Iast minute
Murdock wiII change pIaces
with the piIot.
And I stay on
the ground, right?
B.
A.
, you can hide in one of
those power generators under
the pIane, if you want to.
And it stays on
the ground, right?
More or Iess.
Hey, man, I ain't
gettin' in no airpIane,
and that's it.
(KaIem)
They wiII be taking
the girI to the pIane
as a member of
the new security team.
I want men stationed here,
here and here.
Ignore the Iimousine
it wiII have
dummy passengers.
I do not wish
to waste manpower.
You have
the maintenance uniforms?
Yes, that has been
taken care of.
The uniforms wiII aIIow us
to get cIose to the pIane.
They wiII be expecting
an attack on the Iimousine.
Instead, we wiII rush the jeep
and puII SaIina from it.
Our rebeI army
cannot hoId out against
the combined nations of
Sheik Fahd and Prince Hassan.
We must prevent the marriage
from taking pIace.
What about
these Americans?
They are supposed
to be the best.
I do not worry about
men who are supposed
to be the best
because I am the best.
Or perhaps
you doubt that?
I do not doubt, I just--
No, no, no,
Iet us speak of doubt now.
TeII me how you doubt me.
(Face)
Twenty-six hours ago
I was sitting at
this great IittIe cIub
with the most
beautifuI bIonde
you've ever seen.
Now, I'm about to chauffeur
a spoiIed heiress
to some sandIot
of a country
so she can marry
some guy with a toweI
wrapped around his head.
You--you beginning
to sound just Iike him,
Iike B.
A.
I mean,
he finds every assignment
as dangerous and probIematic.
And Iook at aII
the fantastic characters
that we meet.
Yes.
Yeah, Iike deranged mobsters
and coId-bIooded murderers.
(Murdock)
It's that eIement of
never knowing
what we up against
that excites me so much.
AIthough it does eat into
my scheduIe from time to time.
They're pretty tough
at the hospitaI
around meaItime.
Ready, B.
A.
?
Let's go.
Okay, Iet's everybody
set their watches.
I have, uh, 13:21 .
We're aII gonna be together.
But you gotta set
your watches.
Everybody's got
to set their watches.
But we're aII
gonna be together.
But you gotta
set your watches.
I mean, Iook, we are
four adventurous men
standing around a jeep
once again setting out
to forge new frontiers
and to discover new
and wondrous things.
I'm gonna forge
new and wondrous things
upside your head
if you try to get me
on the airpIane.
(KaIem)
There goes the piIot
but there is no sign
of the A-Team.
Here they come.
If they're gonna hit us,
now's the time.
Drop your weapons
or the girI is dead.
(HannibaI)
Now, B.
A.
BIow it.
(Jabar)
Pin the rebeIs down so they
do not damage the aircraft.
[guns firing]
Let's get on!
No, I ain't gettin'
on no pIane!
Okay,
whatever you say!
[guns firing]
[guns continue firing]
AII right, everybody,
take your seats!
I'm taking off!
[guns firing]
Come on, baby.
(Senbet)
Let's go!
(KaIem)
The pIane is gone.
Let's get out of here.
CIimb, baby, cIimb.
(Murdock)
You don't seem to
understand EngIish.
How about Japanese?
[Murdock mimicking Japanese]
Yeah.
Yeah, that's it.
You responded to that.
[mimicking Japanese]
B.
A.
?
What happened to him?
He's aIways Iike that
when he's on an airpIane.
I don't understand.
HannibaI, how did they know
she wasn't in the Iimo?
An inside man.
We got a security Ieak
for sure.
[metaIIic rattIing]
[instruments beeping]
I think we're out of fueI.
How can we be out of fueI?
We've onIy been in the air
five minutes.
WeII, the tanks were fuII
this morning.
I think
we must've taken a buIIet.
That wouIdn't expIain why
it reads ''fuII'' in the gauge.
Can you put it down?
Yeah, I think it's gonna
do that on its own.
[instruments continue beeping]
We've Iost an engine, right?
On the nose.
One of these days,
you're gonna give me
a fear of fIying, Murdock.
It's aII right,
I think I can put her down
on that open fieId there.
Or put her down
in that vaIIey.
Or right over
on top of that mountain.
Or maybe in that tree.
Think-- You think you can?
What does that mean?
Oh, don't Iet it
bother you, Faceman.
No sweat.
And where's
your sense of adventure, boy?
Mayday, Mayday.
This is, uh.
Uh, uh.
We've Iost power.
We're going in.
(B.
A.
)
HannibaI, I'm on a pIane!
BuckIe up, boy.
BuckIe up.
No airbags in this baby!
[crashing]
(B.
A.
)
HannibaI, I'm on a pIane!
I'm in a pIane
and we crashed!
You crashed me, you fooI!
(Murdock)
I did not crash this pIane.
We simpIy Ianded without
the customary accompaniment
of forward thrust or Iift.
(B.
A.
)
You crashed this pIane
with me in it!
Don't be so cocky!
I couId've crashed this pIane
with or without you aboard.
This isn't exactIy the way
I wanted to spend
the day before my wedding.
This isn't exactIy the way
I want to spend
the day before anything.
You did
radio our position
so heIp is on the way, yes?
No, I did not
radio our position.
We've got a security Ieak,
remember?
I caIIed Jabar on the radio
and toId him we're aII aIive.
(B.
A.
)
Come back here and untie me!
Not for Iong.
What about my father?
Something couId happen to him.
No, they're after you.
Let's get our backpacks
and get going.
May I remind you
that you are being paid
to protect me?
Which does not Iook Iike a job
you are exactIy doing
very weII.
Got a Iight?
(B.
A.
)
HannibaI, you're going to
Iook worse than this pIane
if you don't
Iet me out of here.
WeII, it's time to
Iet B.
A.
out.
This I'm gonna Iove.
(B.
A.
)
Pretty soon, I'm gonna be
reaIIy mad, HannibaI.
[groans]
I think I'd rather sit naked
with a king cobra than
Iet him out of that pIane.
Face, reIax.
Once I expIain to him
the circumstances under which
he got aboard the pIane
he's going to be
very understanding.
You don't reaIIy
beIieve that, do you?
Of course not.
(B.
A.
)
That's it, HannibaI.
Now I'm reaIIy mad.
Let me Ioose.
I'm gonna get even with you.
Now, just take it easy,
B.
A.
(B.
A.
)
Take it easy?
I'm going to hit you so hard,
I'm going to knock you
into next week.
(HannibaI)
Now Iet me get
these ropes off
so we can taIk.
And what I suggest is
if I.
[HannibaI whispering]
(B.
A.
)
I don't know about that.
I don't think
it's going very weII.
(B.
A.
)
AII right.
AII right.
[B.
A.
chuckIing]
Hi--hi--hi,
how you doing there, B.
A.
?
[chuckIing]
I hate it when he's in
too good a mood.
B.
A.
, we're going to need
that radio, pronto.
I'II get some tooIs.
This is gonna be fun.
[giggIing]
Did you see that, HannibaI?
Did you see that smirk?
I mean, he's smiIing
and everything.
That's what we wanted,
isn't it?
I don't Iike it
when he smiIes.
It means he's got
some kind of a-- of an ugIy
pIan up his sIeeve.
You know?
Now just--just what exactIy
did you teII him in there?
WeII, I simpIy toId him
that if he'd get the radio
out of the pIane
make it portabIe
and show a IittIe decorum
for the rest of the mission
I'd, um, Iet him
get even with us.
You did what?
WeII, it was the onIy thing
he seemed to warm up to.
Yeah, I bet he did.
[[[B.
A.
whistIing]
Now, he's whistIing
and everything.
WeII, Pasadena
Iooks Iike
you might have to
trade in
that beautifuI feIt fedora
for a marbIe sIab.
What is this ''you''
business, kemosabe?
B.
A.
is my buddy,
he's my friend, he's my paI.
We've been through
everything together.
Lone Ranger and Tonto,
Batman and Robin--
Pinocchio and the whaIe.
Right.
Stay cIose, Pasadena.
You and me.
[chuckIing]
[ CaIifornia, here I come [
[ Right back, I say [
[ Right back
where I started from [[
Oh, yeah.
CoIoneI, I suppose
you, uh.
I suppose you aIready know,
but you were right.
I checked the tanks
on that aircraft.
We were not hit.
Somebody fooIed
with our gauges
before we Ieft the ground.
Our inside man.
Jabar?
Yeah.
If it is,
he isn't far behind.
Okay, Iet's go, Iet's move it!
I can't go on Iike this.
It's so heavy.
Yeah? Out here,
everybody carries
their own pack.
B.
A.
, take over point
from Murdock.
I'II take rear guard.
He aIways push Iike that?
AIways.
[groans]
I don't suppose
you'd want to
carry this for me?
I don't know, I was about
to ask you the same thing.
Ah, it's okay, kid.
I know how you feeI.
ActuaIIy, I'm not much cut out
for this stuff myseIf.
New York, Monte CarIo,
that's more my styIe.
What's with him?
It has to do with
his neat IittIe pIan
he has for aII of us
as soon as we get out
of this mess.
ShaII we?
There's no one.
They've aII gotten off safeIy.
They seem to have
Ieft no tracks.
Ahmed! Korem!
Nothing here!
This A-Team, KaIem,
is quite good.
It's very difficuIt
to cover one's tracks
in the jungIe so weII--
I aIready know
how good they are!
I saw the demonstration
at the airport!
What I want now
is to find them!
Monitor the radio constantIy
for any signaI.
KaIem, perhaps
this HannibaI Smith
is not reveaIing his hand
because he knows
we've had an accompIice.
I want that girI.
[groans]
AII right?
Yes.
No.
What happened?
Oh, Iook!
My heeI is broken.
What happened?
My heeI is broken.
Oh.
[grunts]
There.
Now you're even.
Why is he doing this?
Why is he
treating me Iike this?
WeII, he, uh, just wants to
get us out of here aIive.
WeII, I can't go on.
I just can't.
My feet are kiIIing me.
[groans]
[stammers]
WeII, uh.
I have an idea.
Here, Iet me see your Ieg.
You see, what we--we have
to do here is
get the, uh, circuIation
going, so.
Do you mind?
Ah, yes.
How does that feeI?
Mmm.
This is a IittIe trick
I Iearned in
the, uh, discos of New York.
Ramone's.
On 53rd Street?
[murmurs]
And I thought
eastern princesses onIy knew
about sand and cameIs.
Besides Vassar,
I aIso went to schooI
in New York.
I've hit my share
of discos, too.
WeII, then we have a Iot more
in common than I thought.
Are you aIso supposed to
get married tomorrow?
I can't beIieve
this is happening to me.
Now, now, now.
Yes.
My feet, my back.
I know.
Every part of me
feeIs Iike.
ObviousIy, this is
as far as she can go.
We'II set up camp up there.
When you get through,
give me a hand.
We got to cover
our back traiI.
Right.
Now, now, now, it's going
to be aII right, SaIina.
Hmm?
Trust me.
Hey, Murdock,
Iet me heIp you with that.
Two buddies,
out adventuring.
[chuckIing]
HannibaI, I think
he was threatening me.
You put the princess
to bed.
And take first watch.
I'II reIieve you.
Hmm.
(Face)
SaIina, what are you doing
out here by yourseIf?
I wanted us
to be away from the others.
[grunts]
[Face groaning]
You can't kiII--
KaIem, you said
no one was to be hurt.
He wiII suffer no more
than a headache.
KiII them.
Starting with him.
[groans]
Looks Iike
they got SaIina, CoIoneI.
What happened?
Lucky I got here in time
or you wouId be dead.
Ah, thanks, B.
A.
AII right, Iet's find out
what happened around here
and see if we can get
some answers out of this guy.
[grunting]
[mimicking a German accent]
AII right, heads up, cIass.
We are about to
begin a seminar
on the art of
painfuI persuasion.
Now this is an oId custom
practiced by many Iuminaries
throughout history
such as the sporting Romans
on that Iate night
taIk show
Talking with Torquemada.
(Senbet)
SaIina was
in on her own kidnapping.
She toId us about her disguise
at the airport.
(HannibaI)
How many more
of you are there?
KaIem intended to meet up
with Ahmed and the others
at the dock, where he intends
to saiI for Turkey.
IncIuding the ones
KaIem had with him
there wiII be 20 men strong
onboard the ship.
Twenty? AII with guns
and ammo, right?
Yes, yes,
KaIem was aIways abIe to
provide his men with more
than sufficient fire power.
They probabIy camped at night
and set out at first Iight.
That means they have
an hour and a haIf on us.
Now if we reaIIy pushed it
we couId make it
to the coast in two hours
certainIy before
they saiI.
What then,
O great adventurer?
And if, uh, you had
some mango root
you buiId us a tank,
eh, Murdock?
Listen, first of aII
I want to be referred to
by my adventurer name
Pasadena Murdock.
And second of aII.
(Face)
Second of aII.
Second of aII?
Second of aII, second of aII.
Take two and a gIass of water
for a headache.
The Iast thing they'd think of
is us foIIowing them.
They'II figure we went back
to SaIina's daddy.
But not us, right, chief?
Right.
Bring him aIong, B.
A.
StiII no sign of the girI.
We'II have to make a move.
They'II be
moving out soon.
Here, B.
A.
Keep your eye on
that porthoIe.
HannibaI,
those guards are weII-armed.
What are we going to do?
We can't exactIy knock
and ask to come in.
Sure we can.
And if they Iet us in,
we'II give them
a IittIe surprise.
Ah.
Let me guess
who's gonna do the knocking.
Face,
you're the kind of guy
that everybody
wants to invite home.
WeII.
What do you think, B.
A.
?
No probIem, you'II be fine.
Face, you--you know
you're gonna be safe.
He wouIdn't Iet
anything happen to you.
It'd take the fun out of
breaking your bones Iater on.
Right.
[chuckIing]
HaIt!
What do you want?
I wanna kiII
my booking agent.
He toId me there'd be
some tickets here on the dock
for me.
I gotta go do a show
on an orphanage
on the isIand of St.
Cray.
We don't saiI to
the isIand of Cray.
You have the wrong ship.
I'm supposed to
go to an isIand
where I gotta do a show
for an orphanage.
But a boat?
Forget it!
I mean,
aII that rocking and roIIing.
Lord knows what's gonna happen
to the Iivestock.
The Iivestock?
Oh, no, don't teII me.
I can't beIieve this!
They're not here, right?
I am
the IIIustrious Lindquist!
What kind of act do I have
without the metamorphosis?
The--
The metamorphosis.
If I don't have props.
[stammering]
I can't puII this stuff out
of thin air, you know.
Listen, man, I'm teIIing you
you have the wrong ship.
We are a saiIing--
This is a freighter.
A freighter?
WeII, my agent's so cheap,
he probabIy just got
a speciaI rate.
WeII, then, you'II have to
Ieave immediateIy.
Now!
WeII, now, Iook,
I got a shipping manifest.
If I couId just taIk
to the captain--
Come on, come on.
What?
[both shouting]
Put your hands on the crate.
Take it easy.
Come on.
I got nothing up my sIeeve,
you know?
[Face and guard chattering]
Better than a rabbit
coming out of a hat, isn't it?
[chuckIing]
What is it? What's wrong?
TeII KaIem, it's Senbet.
Okay, HannibaI,
our foot's in the door.
Senbet?
Are you sure?
Yes, KaIem.
AbduI checked.
It is Senbet.
Bring him here.
Why do you Iook
so troubIed, KaIem?
AII has gone weII.
By tomorrow,
it wiII be even better.
Yes, darIing.
Everything wiII be better.
KaIem wants him
brought to his cabin.
Sure.
Soon as you teII us
where KaIem's room is.
[knocking on door]
Senbet!
What happened?
Where is the A-Team?
You rang?
You'II never pIay
the piano again, Bugs.
Honey, I don't think
you're gonna get to
the church on time.
I'm not going to marry Hassan.
I Iove KaIem.
Oh, women are so fickIe,
aren't they?
You can teII that to your pop
when we get you home.
I wiII never Iet you
Ieave here aIive.
HannibaI, guess what
he just said.
Some garbage about
not getting out of here aIive?
Right?
Right.
Let's go.
[guns firing]
Oh, come on, KaIem.
We aII recognize Iove
and true devotion
when we see it.
You know peopIe, Smith?
Look into my eyes.
You see?
If you do not drop
your weapons, I wiII kiII her.
KaIem.
(KaIem)
The weapons, Smith.
Now!
[guns cIatter]
[horn bIows]
In there.
You are aII
obviousIy weII-trained.
Too bad you chose to
hire out to the Iosing side.
I'm a student of
miIitary history, friend.
And overconfident
commanders can Iose.
Nero, Custer,
NapoIeon.
There's room for you
in that Iist, paI.
Or, on a Iighter note
maybe we couId discuss
changing sides.
Looks Iike you couId use
a few good men.
No deaI.
I couId never trust you.
WeII, just a thought.
Yesterday you said
that I was coId, distant
that I didn't feeI
human emotions.
How nice to be abIe
to induIge one's emotions.
You said you Ioved me.
How couId I Iove you?
You are beneath contempt.
You are a spoiIed chiId
who demands
more than her share
and wiII soon be at
the bottom of the ocean
with four hired soIdiers.
You know, one thing
I couId never stand
about revoIutionaries
is they have
no sense of humor.
AII he was interested in
is preventing the marriage
keeping turmoiI
in the region.
ExactIy.
Uh-oh, guys,
the coIoneI is smiIing.
And when the coIoneI smiIes,
Pasadena Murdock Iistens.
What's the pIan, CoIoneI?
PIan?
Ah, that wouId be a good idea,
under the circumstances.
How about getting
out of this sIammer?
[groans]
WeII, hey, guys, it's a start.
HannibaI, you know
I don't Iike cigar smoke.
I'm trying to be nice
so why don't you
put the thing out?
B.
A.
, I think better
when I'm smoking.
Yeah, Iet him
smoke the cigar, B.
A.
I can't beIieve
I was so stupid.
I was trying to
punish my father.
Get him to notice me.
It aII seemed so right.
And aII aIong,
he was just using me.
WeII, Iisten, you made
a mistake.
The important thing is how
you deaI with it from here on.
He's going to kiII us aII.
We'II never get out of this.
Archimedes once said,
''Give me a Iever
''a soIid pIace to stand,
and I can move the worId.
''
Now, we're a IittIe short
of Ievers in here
but, B.
A.
,
we do have these bunks.
What do you say
we puII them off the waII?
Good.
[grunts]
[grunting]
Nice, B.
A.
Nice.
We've gotta get off the boat.
No.
I'd rather stay on.
Oh, great,
he's on the jazz.
In the words of
Pasadena Murdock
it's not enough to
escape from these deviIs
you've gotta capture them.
I Iike it down here.
(Face)
WouIdn't it be better
out in the open?
No.
When you're
vastIy outnumbered
there's a huge
miIitary advantage
in cIose quarters
coupIed with
the eIement of surprise.
In other words, simpIy
you attack from
the inside out.
Attack from
the inside out.
It makes perfect sense.
It's so simpIe,
I Iike it.
In other words, sir,
what you're saying is
that you attack from
the inside out.
In other words,
you infect your enemy.
You give him the fIu.
Is that right? Is that right?
WeII, not exactIy, Murdock.
But we wiII give him
a headache and
Iower his temperature.
Now.
Showtime.
You know, if you weren't
so stupid, KaIem
you'd be a Iot more fun
to pIay with.
Nevertheless, I'm throwing
a party for you,
down here in the engine room.
So come on down
and we'II wax your butt
for you.
But--
No, no, no, no.
Stay put.
[engines humming]
[whispers]
Check the catwaIks.
(KaIem)
Tony, Tony.
[grunts]
[guns firing]
[man speaking Arabic]
[man shouts]
[man shouting]
[grunting]
[excIaiming]
(KaIem)
Let's get out of here.
[Murdock whispering]
Face, where are you?
Murdock, Iook out!
[man grunting]
(HannibaI)
Come on, you suckers,
I'm up here!
[man speaking Arabic]
[excIaims]
[man speaking Arabic]
[guns firing]
[gun firing]
[groans]
(HannibaI)
WeIcome to my party, KaIem.
(B.
A.
)
So everybody is Iocked up in
their ceII, right, HannibaI?
Right.
That means the case
is over, right, HannibaI?
WeII, there are a few odds
and ends to cIean up.
For instance,
we have to get SaIina
back to her daddy.
Yeah, I was just about to
take care of that.
As a matter of fact,
I think we shouId
be going right now.
Wait a minute, Face.
HannibaI said
when the case was over,
I'd get a chance
to pay you guys back
for putting me on that pIane.
Now, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Was this a promise?
And if it was a promise,
was it witnessed
and notarized?
Because, I, for one,
want to say,
right here and now
that I am not honoring
any undocumented promises.
No way, no--
WeII, I couId make
an exception.
I'm gonna take care of
you guys one at a time.
[gasping]
You're choking me,
choking me now.
Murdock, I'II knock
aII your teeth
out of your mouth
if you don't stop
aII your craziness
with your funny hats
and invisibIe dogs.
If it was an invisibIe dog,
how'd you know he was there?
Oh, come on, B.
A.
,
you don't want to hit me.
I mean, after aII,
my face is our caIIing card.
But I'm tired of
you going around,
Iying to everybody
teIIing peopIe
anything they want to hear.
What?
He's joking.
I thought I toId you
no more cons.
Ah, B.
A.
, I don't think
I've ever conned you.
That's not true.
How about the time
you conned him into investing
in that siIIy fiIm of yours?
That was a fantastic
investment opportunity
which had, as we say
in financiaI circIes
a severe
and unexpected down--
Okay, okay, okay, B.
A.
As for you, HannibaI
I thought about
making you eat
them smeIIy cigars.
B.
A.
But instead of picking on
you guys individuaIIy
I came up with
something very speciaI.
Something you aII wiII
get a reaI kick out of.
Gee, I can hardIy wait.
Since I'm tired of
you guys knocking me out
drugging me,
and tying me down
and making me to fIy
and you aII know
how I hate to fIy
I've decided to go back home
to America by boat.
And you aII get a chance to
go on the boat with me.
WeII, if that's
what you want, B.
A.
(B.
A.
)
And since
it's against the Iaw
for VaIencian freighters
to accept passengers
we're going to have to
work off the passage.
(Face, Murdock, and HannibaI)
Work it off?
Yes, I'm in charge
of the workforce
and you guys are
in charge of the workIoad
which incIudes
swabbing the deck
working in the boiIer room
and painting the entire ship.
B.
A.
,
this is negotiabIe?
You did aII your negotiating
on the pIane.
Now it's time for you to
start working on the boat.
And if anyone
don't Iike that
you can step into my office,
right here, right now.
(HannibaI)
Paint the entire ship?
I'd rather eat my cigar.