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RegularJob - The Interview (AnnaHall92 for the translation)
-Come in
-Mr Red? (Rossi=Red, that is a typical Italian surname )
-yes
- Please, have a sit
-But there are no chairs
- So, do you have any qualification?
- Well, i've experienced trading for 6 years in this company, and I've recently completed a specialization in business administration
- Good. Now tell me: have you ever been assigned to a position of leadership?
- Yes, I had a job at management function when our boss was out of the city
- Red, answer honestly, have you stole any items owned by the company
- Uhm.... No, of course not - Now tell me, have you ever poisoned a co-worker?
- Are you serious?
- Listen, mr. Red. I must ask you these question. Answer honestly
- No, I've never poisoned a co-worker
- Okay.... Ah! What kind of relationship do you have with your clients? - I have a good relationship with my clients. Actually I...
- Have you ever followed a client to his house? - N-no...
- ...and waited into the closet until he started sleeping?
- .....? - Have you ever attempted a sacrificial *** to one of our clients?
-No!
- Red! Rossini! May I call you Rossetti? - I don't...
- Have you ever drunk blood from a desecrated skull in the glorious name of Satan?
-This... is... -SAAATAAAN!!
-This... -SAATAN!
-This is ridiculous!
-POPOPOPOPOPOPO
- I'm sorry but...
-RORORORRRRRORO
- Mr Red, You're right! This is getting us nowhere
-How do you see yourself in this company five years from now? - Are we done with questions about ***?
- Listen, Mr. Red, if you are not feeling ready about this job we can call someone else to...
-No! No!
- In five years I hope to get a responsible role and help our company to improve...
-Mr Red!
- Have you ever played a Human-Flesh-made organ? - What?
-An organ of human flesh Red, of flesh! - But this is not even possible!!!
- It is indeed. I tried once and the sound is horrible
- This interview is not going as I expected - Well, I'll let you know that: I don't have the ***, mr. Red
- What? - I don't have any kind of low-belly. Someone might even call me "Myrmidon"
- But this... Wait! Is that why there are no chairs in this room?
-Do you believe in ghosts?
-Well... - Or in angels? Vampires?
Please, Can you tell me if I'm bleeding from my eyes? I feel like blood is coming out
of my eyeholes. Just tell me! - This interview is degenerating!
- Well, mr Red, I need a siren to my Myrmidon!
-ahhhh... - Why did God had to take my ***?
-It wasn't a gradual thing! It is simply turned and then walked away
- Yeah... that's pretty sad
- Mr. Red. If you're willing to give me some of your buttocks, could you perform an *** transplant?
-Look, I don't want this job anymore
- Wait! Wait! Wait mr. Red! I could add an insurance policy in the agreement
-Just tell me it's not an insurance on my butt...
-POPOPOPOPOPO!
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