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AG = Awesome Gorgeous' lyrics
ST = Special T's lyrics
Originally performed by the Macc Lads
Adapted for ***-hop by BCS
AG
Well, I spent last night trying to dump my girl,
She was clinging to my leg like an old sick ***,
ST
I said your *** are too small
AG
and your legs are too short,
ST
you're about as hot as Mork from Ork,
AG
I can't hear my records when you sit on my face,
And then she mouths off in front of my mates,
(But you told me that you loved me) I never *** did,
(You used to bring me flowers) Shut your *** grid,
(You acted dead sweet and you called me fluffy pup,)
You can cook you can *** you can do the washing up,
Now I've had enough, come on *** off,
Get stuffed.
ST
Well I took her outside, and we started chatting,
I said tell the boys that and I'll kick your *** in,
AG
*** off to your mother's 'cos I've had enough,
Say another word, get a boot up your ***,
ST
You're spotty and your ugly and you smell like Billingsgate,
AG
And then she mouths off in front of my mates...
(But you told me that you loved me) I never *** did,
(You used to bring me flowers) Shut your *** grid,
(You acted dead sweet and you called me fluffy pup,)
You can cook you can *** you can do the washing up,
Now I've had enough, come on *** off,
Get stuffed.
AG
I stormed off 'cos I was throwin' craze,
I went to the chip truck,
ST
with one foot in the grave,
AG
She got a seven foot dad, Well just about,
And he was going to rip my liver out,
I said here you are grandad,
ST
your turn to hold her,
AG
There's half a pint of gravy and a chip on my shoulder...
(But you told me that you loved me) I never *** did,
(You used to bring me flowers) Shut your *** grid,
(You acted dead sweet and you called me fluffy pup,)
You can cook you can *** you can do the washing up,
Now I've had enough, come on *** off,
Get stuffed.
I said you can cook you can *** you can do the washing up,
Now I've had enough, come on *** off,
Get stuffed