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AND NOW "TMZ" PARENTING
PRESENTS -- MADONNA AND GUY
RITCHIE IN, HOW TO BUY YOUR
CHILDREN'S LOVE!
NOTE, SOME PORTIONS OF "TMZ"
PARENTING MAY CONTAIN EXTREMELY
BAD ADVICE ON PARENTING.
>> GUY RITCHIE DROPPING ROCCO
RITCHIE OFF AT MADONNA'S LONDON
HOME OVER THE WEEKEND.
HARVEY: THAT'S A BIG DEAL.
>> THEY HAVE NOT SEEN EACH OTHER
IN MONTHS.
HE BAILED OUT ON HER TOUR BACK
IN DECEMBER.
DECIDED TO MOVE IN WITH HIS DAD
IN LONDON.
ANNOUNCER: AND MADONNA WAS
TOTALLY FINE WITH IT.
KIDDING!
SHE WENT BANANAS!
AND THUS THE BATTLE COMMENCED!
HARVEY: THEY WERE AT WAR WITH
EACH OTHER.
>> THE JUDGE SAID, WORK IT OUT.
HARVEY: THEY WORKED IT OUT.
THAT'S ADMIRABLE.
>> HE SHOWED UP, LEFT HAPPY,
SMILING.
SEEMED LIKE IT MUST HAVE GONE
REALLY WELL FOR THEM.
ANNOUNCER: THAT'S REALLY SWEET
BUT THERE'S A BIGGER QUESTION
HERE --
>> DID HE GET ANY GIFTS?
SHE SHOULD HAVE STUFF FOR HIM
WHEN HE COMES TO THE HOUSE.
HARVEY: THEY'RE GOING TO START
THAT GAME?
THEY'RE BOTH RICH PEOPLE.
WHAT DO YOU DO THAT HE DOESN'T
HAVE?
>> YOU GET HIM SOMETHING THAT
ALL 15-YEAR-OLD BOYS WANT.
HARVEY: LIKE WHAT?
>> A ***!
[LAUGHTER]
HARVEY: YOU'RE NOT GETTING
PROSTITUTES FOR THE KID!
ANNOUNCER: WELL, IT'S THE
THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.
BUT SHOULD MADGE BE FIGHTING FOR
ROCCO AT ALL?
HARVEY: IF YOU HAD 15 YEARS WITH
THE KID AND THE KID SAID I WANT
A DIFFERENT LIFE WITH MY DAD NOW
FOR THREE YEARS, DO YOU JUST
KIND OF LET HIM DO IT?
[LAUGHTER]
>> NO!
IT'S ONLY A FEW MORE YEARS
ANYWAY, GO AHEAD.
DO WHATEVER.
HARVEY: I'M ACTUALLY REALLY
SERIOUS!
>> WOULD YOU SET YOUR DOG FREE
THAT KEPT TRYING TO ESCAPE?
[LAUGHTER]
NO.
YOU WOULD SAY GET BACK IN THE
GATE!
ANNOUNCER: WELL, THE POINT IS,
GLAD YOU AND MADONNA ARE MAKING
NICE, ROCCO, BECAUSE AS SOCRATES
ONCE SAID, A BOY'S BEST FRIEND
IS HIS MOTHER.
NO, WAIT, THAT WAS NORMAN BATES.
SAME DIFF.
BYE NOW!