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Alana: COMING UP ON "HERE COMES HONEY BOO BOO"...
June: MAKE A WISH.
Alana: MAMA!
June: WE'RE HOPING THAT YOU CAN GIVE US SOME ADVICE.
THAT'S NOT CUTE.
THAT'S NOT CUTE. LET'S NOT DO THAT.
Alana: MISS GEORGIA...
TODAY IS ALANA'S 7th BIRTHDAY PARTY,
AND IT'S GONNA BE A BLAST.
WHOO!
[ DOG BARKING ]
[ FARTS ]
MAMA!
[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
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SO, THERE'S JUST A FEW MORE THINGS
THAT WE'VE GOT TO DO TO GET READY.
YEAH.
HEY, GUYS.
HI, JENNIFER.
JUNE LIKES TO SAVE MONEY.
YOU KNOW, JUNE COUPONS SOME.
AND SO THIS IS JUST ANOTHER WAY FOR HER TO SAVE A FEW DOLLARS.
HERE WE GO.
THAT'S IT. THAT'S AS HIGH AS YOU GO RIGHT THERE.
ALL RIGHT. SIT BACK.
SO, I'M GONNA JUST TEACH YOU SOME QUICK TRICKS.
WHAT I'LL DO IS I'LL DO HALF OF HER FACE,
AND I'LL WALK YOU THROUGH IT STEP-BY-STEP.
AND THEN I'LL LET YOU DO THE OTHER HALF OF HER FACE, OKAY?
I PREFER TO USE A...
...A BRUSH FOR MY POWDER.
WELL, BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA SEE IF MOMMY CAN DO THE HALF OF IT.
LOOK UP A LITTLE BIT FOR ME SO I CAN GET YOUR EYEBROW.
WE GOT TO MAKE YOUR EYES POP WHILE THEY ON STAGE.
CLOSE YOUR EYE.
AND WE'RE GONNA PUT IT RIGHT WHERE HER EYE BONE IS.
AND THEN JUST A LITTLE BIT OF SHINY GLOSS TO TOP IT OFF.
OOH, THAT'S SHINY.
OKAY, MISS JUNE.
OH, YOU GOT IT? SHE'S GONNA DO IT.
OKAY.
STEP TWO -- POWDER.
ALL RIGHT. WE'LL JUST PUT A LITTLE POWDER ON IT.
OOH.
WELL, YOU KNOW.
GOOD THING -- GOOD THING
THAT WE GOT CLEANING PEOPLE AT THE SALON.
I DON'T WEAR NO MAKEUP, PERIOD.
OH, MY GOD.
JUNE HAS PROBLEMS SEEING.
I KNOW. CLOSE YOUR EYES.
THIS -- THIS IS ACTUALLY HER EYEBROW UP HERE.
MAMA!
THIS IS HER EYEBROW UP HERE.
SHOW JESSICA.
MAMA, IT'S UP HERE!
OKAY.
OKAY. AND I THINK THAT'S IT.
WE'RE DONE.
YOU READY TO SEE HOW PRETTY MAMA MADE YOU?
1...2...3.
YAY!
MY MAMA DID SUPER-NOT-THAT-AWESOME.
MADE YOU BEAUTIFUL.
[BLEEP]
MAMA!
MAMA!
I HOPE YOU WIN SOMETHING.
MAMA, BUT I AIN'T GOT NO MORE 12s.
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S OLD-PEOPLE STUFF.
MOM PLAYS BINGO BETTER THAN SHE COOKS OR CLEANS OR ANYTHING.
[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]
Woman: BINGO!
THAT LADY WAS CHEATING!
I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT I KNOW THAT LADY WAS CHEATING.
SO, LIKE, WHEN YOU SEE THE NUMBER ON THE MONITOR...
IT'S GONNA BE INTERESTING HOW THIS PLAYS OUT.
Woman: 59.
Woman: N-40.
BINGO!
Caller: I HAVE A BINGO ON N-40.
AND UNFORTUNATELY, IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
I HAD BINGO. I HAD BINGO.
YES, I CAN.
BINGO!
YOU AIN'T GOT NO BINGO.
June: ALANA GOT UPSET WE DIDN'T WIN.
SHE THOUGHT WE HAD A BINGO, BUT WE REALLY --
[ SNEEZING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH, THERE SHE IS.
[ ANGELIC VOCALIZING ]
I'M REALLY EXCITED TO MEET MICHAELA
AND LEARN ALL HER BEAUTY TRICKS.
CAN I HAVE A HUG, PLEASE? [ LAUGHS ]
SHE'S SHY.
HI. I'M MICHAELA.
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
SO, YOU READY TO GO SHOPPING?
COME ON. LET'S GET INSIDE WITH THE A.C.
Alana: OH, THIS IS NICE.
BUY THIS.
BUY THAT? WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT IT, ALANA?
OKAY.
I'M HOPING TO GIVE HER SOME TIPS ON IMPROVING IN THE PAGEANTS
THAT SHE IS GETTING READY TO BE IN
AND HOPEFULLY TO GIVE HER ANY ADVICE THAT SHE MIGHT NEED
TO REACHING HER GOALS.
[ BLOWING ]
THAT'S GOOD.
I COULD DEFINITELY SAY SHE DOES HAVE ENOUGH ATTITUDE
TO GET OUT ONSTAGE
AND NOT BE AFRAID TO SHOW WHO SHE REALLY IS.
DO YOU DO THIS ON A REGULAR BASIS IN YOUR ROOM?
June: YES.
[ CHUCKLING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
IT LOOKS LIKE I'M IN THE MIRROR --
INSIDE OF THE MIRROR.
AND THEN I'M JUMPING OUT OF THE MIRROR.
[ LAUGHS ]
FREE PAPER, YEP.
THIS IS REAL LIFE.
Man: ALL RIGHT, LADIES.
OH, MY GOODNESS. YOU'RE SPOILING US.
HERE WE HAVE OUR PIÑA COLADA CAKE,
OUR BANANA PUDDING CAKE,
AND THIS IS OUR CHOCOLATE CARAMEL.
I WANT THIS ONE AND THIS ONE.
June: [ LAUGHS ] TWO?
THAT'S NOT CUTE.
THAT'S NOT CUTE. LET'S NOT DO THAT.
Michaela: ALANA'S MANNERS --
I THINK THEY COULD DEFINITELY BE WORKED ON A LITTLE BIT.
WELL, THAT'S GOOD. IF YOU WANT TO WIN ANOTHER TIME
AND THEY'RE TELLING YOU YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR EYE CONTACT,
YOU WANT TO LOOK AT THE JUDGES
AND YOU WANT TO LOOK AT THE AUDIENCE, TOO.
THEY TOLD ME...
June: STOP, ALANA. ALANA, STOP.
BUT YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE WHEN TO USE YOUR PERSONALITY.
[ FARTS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
SHE DID HAVE A LITTLE INCIDENT
WHERE SHE TOLD US THAT SHE FARTED,
AND THAT'S WHERE WE KIND OF NEED TO TALK TO HER
ABOUT MANNERS, I GUESS, AT THE TABLE.
IT'S EVEN WEIRD TO SAY THE WORD "FART" ON CAMERA. [ LAUGHS ]
IT'S SOMETHING I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY.
AAH!
NOW, SINCE YOU'VE BEEN SUCH A GOOD GIRL,
I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU, OKAY?
MM-HMM.
I GOT YOU AN OFFICIAL MISS GEORGIA HEADSHOT.
June: OH, WOW. LOOK AT HER HEADSHOT.
"WHO IS THAT"? YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS?
NO.
Michaela: IT'S HARD TO SAY RIGHT NOW
IF ALANA WILL BE MISS AMERICA SOMEDAY.
I THINK SHE HAS A LOT OF REFINING TO DO.
SHE IS ONLY 6, SO I THINK SHE HAS A LOT OF TIME TO GROW.
June: COME ON, ALANA.
ALANA'S ALWAYS GONNA HAVE SOMETHING EXTRA
THAT YOU'LL NEVER FIND IN ANOTHER CHILD. THAT'S FOR SURE.
I CAN'T DO IT.
I USED TO BE ABLE TO DO IT, BUT NOW I CAN'T.
OH, MY GOD!
WE HAVE NO MONEY.
SO HOW THE HECK ARE WE GONNA BUY HER ANYTHING?
TODAY IS ALANA'S 7th BIRTHDAY PARTY,
AND IT'S GONNA BE A BLAST.
WHAT?
COME HERE A SECOND.
WE'RE SITTING HERE THINKING ABOUT
WHAT WE'RE GONNA GET ALANA FOR HER BIRTHDAY.
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO?
I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY.
ALL I HAVE IS THIS PIECE OF TAPE.
I'M NOT VERY CREATIVE.
YEAH, I'M NOT CREATIVE, EITHER.
OH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
[ LAUGHS ]
ALL RIGHT. WE GOT HER.
[ SIGHS ]
LOOK WHAT I GOT.
REALLY HOT SAUCE.
THAT. THESE.
CEREAL.
AND SOAP.
...SINCE WE GOT ALL THIS FREE [BLEEP]
I THINK I USED MORE TAPE THAN I DID WRAPPING PAPER, ACTUALLY.
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
I'VE NEVER HAD SO MUCH FUN WRAPPING A PRESENT BEFORE.
AND EVEN IF ALANA DOESN'T LIKE THE GIFTS,
WE CAN PUT THEM BACK ON THE SHELVES,
OR SHE CAN TRADE IT OFF FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
IT WORKS.
AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY TODAY,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A POOL, Slip'N Slide,
DRINKS, SNOW-CONE MACHINE, AND SOME FOOD.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
WE ALWAYS THROW BIG PARTIES LIKE THIS.
THIS AIN'T [BLEEP]
ALANA!
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
WHOO!
June: WAS THAT FUN?
Young woman: BIG MAMA! WHOO!
June: OH, GOD.
Alana: GO, MAMA! WHOO!
[ CHANTING "JUNE! JUNE!" ]
MY MAMA WAS TRYING TO GO UP THE SLIDE,
BUT SHE COULDN'T MAKE IT ALL THE WAY UP.
NOPE, NOPE, NOPE.
I THINK IT WAS THE FORKLIFT FOOT AND GRAVITY.
Young woman: GO, MAMA! JUST GO UP!
NO, I CAN'T.
YEAH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
June: SAY HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
ALANA, MAKE A WISH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Jessica: I THINK ALANA HAD AN EXCELLENT TIME AT HER PARTY TODAY.
I MEAN, SHE HAD FUN, SHE PLAYED, SHE RAN AROUND.
THIS IS MY BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ SNEEZES ]
[ SNIFFLES ]
[ SNIFFLES ]
[ SNIFFLES ]