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- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY.
- I THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING STEAK AND LOBSTER.
- REALLY, YOU NEED TO STOP.
IF YOUR PARTNER IS OBVIOUSLY GETTING UPSET
'CAUSE YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT THINGS
THAT ARE NOT BEING SERVED,
TAKE THE HINT AND JUST SHUT IT DOWN.
- YOU'RE SO CUTE! - OH, BABY!
- LOOK-IT, THE LITTLE RADIO SLADE.
I THINK THAT MARRIAGE IS DEFINITELY ON THE HORIZON.
[laughs]
- WHEN YOU'RE SITTING IN A GROUP OF PEOPLE
AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM ARE TELLING YOU
SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF THAT'S NOT GOOD,
THAT'S NOT WHAT A BULLY IS.
- THEY CAN SAY WHATEVER THEY WANT,
IT WAS DEFINITELY BULLYING.
- I DON'T WANT A MAN TO GET IN-BETWEEN US.
- I DON'T EITHER.
- I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE THE END.
- SHE'S ABOUT LYING, CHEATING AND DECEIVING.
I HIGHLY YOU DON'T BECOME FRIENDS WITH HER AGAIN.
[instrumental music]
- THE BEST THING ABOUT STARTING OVER
IS NEVER LOOKING BACK.
♪ ♪
- WHOEVER SAID BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN HASN'T MET ME.
WHOO!
- I'M MY OWN BOSS, AND IT'S TIME FOR A RAISE.
WHOO-HOO!
- WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH,
I JUST GET STRONGER AND STRONGER.
[laughs]
- I DON'T NEED TO PROVE ANYTHING.
I KNOW WHO I AM, AND GOD DOES TOO.
- MOMMY!
- YEAH, THAT'S EXERCISING.
- HI! - HI.
- HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- THANKS FOR PICKING UP LUNCH FOR US.
- YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME. - I DIDN'T HAVE TIME.
I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK. - WELL, GOOD.
I'M GLAD I CAN FEED YOU ONCE IN A WHILE.
- WANT TO GO SEE THE BABY? - OF COURSE.
- OOH! [baby cries]
- I HEAR HIM CRYING. - YUP.
- HE'S SAYING, "THIS IS ME," ALREADY AND HE DOESN'T KNOW IT.
A YEAR AGO TAMRA DEFINITELY WOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST ONE
TO COME SEE BABY TROY, AND I'M SAD ABOUT THAT.
THIS IS THE NEW CHAPTER IN MY LIFE,
AND NOW IT'S ALEXIS.
- [laughs] TROY.
- THERE'S A BABY! - WHO'S THAT?
- THERE'S A BABY! - OH!
- WHO IS IT? - HE'S GOT HIS EYES OPEN.
- AND HE'S SITTING UP FOR ME. HE'S A BIG BOY.
HE'S SITTING UP. WANT TO SAY HI?
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- OOH! OOH! - [laughs]
- OH, THIS IS SWEET. - HI, BUDDY.
OH, WERE YOU SITTING UP? LOOK AT YOU, HOLD YOUR HEAD UP.
OH, MY GOSH.
I MEAN, IS HE NOT TO DIE FOR?
HE IS THE CUTEST LITTLE BOY, ASIDE FROM JAMES,
THAT I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
LIKE, HE'S JUST SO PRECIOUS.
- I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT. - YEAH.
- OPEN UP YOUR PRESENT. - OKAY.
- YAY! PRESENTS. WE LIKE PRESENTS--
- IT'S FOR THE BABY. - OPEN IT.
- OH, IS THAT CUTE?
- YOU DON'T FIT IN THAT QUITE YET, HONEY.
- NOT YET. - NOT YET.
- IT'S PERFECT. - IS IT THE BEST THING EVER?
- YES. - MOTHERHOOD?
- I, LIKE, STARE AT HIM ALL DAY LONG.
- AND, LIKE, EVERY LITTLE THING HE DOES--
LIKE THAT--LIKE THE WAY HE JUST PURSED HIS LIPS.
I WOULD BE, LIKE, GOING, "OH, MY GOSH!"
- TAKE A PICTURE OF EVERYTHING. - YEAH.
- HE'S GONNA HAVE SO MANY PICTURES.
- HE'S SO MUCH MORE ALERT, LIKE, JUST THE LAST COUPLE DAYS.
HE'S BEEN, LIKE, OPENING HIS EYES--
- AMAZING HOW FAST IT HAPPENS, HUH?
- LOOKING AROUND, MAKING EYE CONTACT.
IT'S CRAZY.
- ARE YOU GOING BY GRANDMA? - NANA.
- NANA. - NANA?
- IS THAT NANA? IS THAT NANA?
- DID HE JUST WAVE? - HE WAVED AT YOU.
VICKI BEING A NANA, FIRST OF ALL,
IT'S, LIKE, OUT OF LEFT FIELD.
LIKE, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT LAST YEAR WE'D BE LOOKING AT HER
BEING A GRANDMA THIS YEAR,
BUT SHE'S JUST SUCH A NATURAL AROUND THAT BABY.
THAT LITTLE BOY IS VERY BLESSED.
- THANKS FOR GETTING THESE SALADS.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE HELD EVERY MINUTE.
- YES, I DO. - [laughs]
- SO HOW IS THIS WHOLE SITUATION--
LIKE, BRI'S HERE NOW, RIGHT?
- YEAH. - IT'S SO WEIRD.
- THIS IS ONE BIG, HAPPY FAMILY, RIGHT?
- THEY HELP ME WITH RENT AND THE UTILITIES.
- WE'RE DOING ALL THE MAINTENANCE ON IT.
RYAN'S CHANGING ALL THE AIR FILTERS
AND ALL THE LIGHTS.
AND HE'S OUT IN THE BACKYARD KILLING ALL THE SPIDERS.
- WE HAD ONE YEAR OF MAYBE SOME ICK, BUT--
NOT EVEN A YEAR, JUST A COUPLE MONTHS.
IT WAS *** BOTH OF US, WE MISSED EACH OTHER.
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU'LL GO THROUGH IT
WHEN YOU HAVE DISAGREEMENTS WITH YOUR CHILDREN, IT'S HARD.
- SO HOW'S BROOKS?
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER IN ABOUT SIX WEEKS.
- SIX WEEKS?
I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT'S BEEN THAT LONG
SINCE THE FOUR OF US WENT OUT.
- I KNOW. IT'S BEEN SIX WEEKS.
IT'S BEEN SIX WEEKS, AND WE TALK EVERY NOW AND THEN.
- HM.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH MY MOM'S RELATIONSHIP WITH BROOKS.
AND AS IT STANDS RIGHT NOW, I KIND OF TOLD HER
AS LONG AS I'M PAYING RENT HERE AND AS LONG AS MY SON IS HERE,
I DON'T WANT BROOKS IN THIS HOUSE.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HE'S--
- WE'RE KIND OF LETTING THE DUST SETTLE, YOU KNOW?
IT JUST WAS A LOT. - SO YOU'RE BROKEN UP?
OR YOU'RE JUST TAKING IT SLOW? LIKE, SLOWING DOWN A LITTLE?
- YEAH.
- AND IT'S BECAUSE OF EVERYONE ELSE'S OPINIONS?
- IT WAS JUST SO *** HIM.
IT'S VERY HARD FOR ME TO EXPLAIN THE ISSUES
THAT BROOKS AND I ARE HAVING TO ALEXIS AS WELL AS ANYBODY.
BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY,
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
I REALLY DON'T.
I'M THE MOST CONFUSED, IN-LOVE, DATING PERSON I'VE EVER MET.
- OH, VICKI, I'M SORRY. - AND I MISS HIM, YOU KNOW?
IT'S BEEN HARD.
- YOU AND JIM AND TERRY AND HEATHER HAVE BEEN AWESOME.
HAVE BEEN AWESOME.
HE'S REALLY APPRECIATED IT, YOU KNOW?
HE WAS, LIKE,
"I'M NOT GONNA FIGHT A BATTLE THAT I CAN'T WIN.
IF NOBODY WANTS US TO WORK, THEN WE'RE NOT GONNA WORK."
YOU GOTTA HAVE YOUR PEOPLE AROUND YOU
THAT WANT YOU TO WORK OR IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
AND WHAT DO YOU FEEL, BRI?
- I WANT YOU TO FIND, LIKE, A GOOD GUY.
- BRIANA, HE'S A GOOD GUY.
- HE'S JUST FLOATING AROUND-- - HE'S NOT FLOATING AROUND.
- ON YOUR DOLLAR. ON YOUR NAME.
I FEEL LIKE HE'S AN OPPORTUNIST.
- I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU
ARE NOT MAKING A DECISION BASED ON EVERYONE ELSE.
AND WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE WANTS.
I WANT VICKI TO MAKE THE DECISION VICKI WANTS.
- BRIANA NOT APPROVING OF BROOKS IS VERY HURTFUL.
BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, I'M WILLING TO PUT MY TIME ASIDE
WITH BROOKS IN THIS HOME,
BECAUSE I PUT MY DAUGHTER FIRST,
AND THAT'S WHAT I NEED TO DO RIGHT NOW.
[truck alarm honks]
- HI. - HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.
- WHERE'S MY MAN? - HE'S IN HIS OFFICE.
- OKAY, THANKS. - YOU'RE WELCOME.
THANK YOU FOR CALLING NEWPORT HEIGHTS--
- KNOCK-KNOCK. - HI, HONEY.
- HI. - HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. - OH, YOU LOOK CUTE.
- THANK YOU. HI.
MWAH!
SOUNDS LIKE A COLLETTE KISS. MWAH!
- I JUST FINISHED. - SERIOUSLY?
- YEAH. I STARTED AT 5:00 A.M. - YEAH.
- AND I JUST FINISHED. - OH.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [chuckles]
- WHAT DO YOU THINK, HONEY? - THAT LOOKS GOOD.
- DO I LOOK MORE NEWPORT BEACH? - YES, YOU DO.
NO, IT'S TOO BIG.
- YEAH, THAT'S SO NOT MY DEAL.
- YOU LOOK AMAZING. - THANKS.
- YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. - I JUST WANT MY *** BACK.
THOSE FOUR CHILDREN SUCKED THE LIFE OUT OF ME.
YOU KNOW MY FRIEND KACEY? - YES.
- REMEMBER WE HAD DINNER WITH KACEY AND STAN
A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO? - YES.
- KACEY'S GIRLFRIEND JUST CALLED ME.
HER NAME IS LYDIA. - MM-HMM.
- AND THEY HAVE A MAGAZINE,
BEVERLY HILLS SOMETHING OR OTHER.
IT'S A NATIONAL MAGAZINE, THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A HOME
IN ORANGE COUNTY TO FEATURE.
SHE SAID IT WAS AN INSIDE FEATURE.
- SO IT'S NOT A COVER THING?
- I DON'T KNOW, UM, SHE WANTS TO SIT DOWN
AND MEET WITH ME. - WELL, MY VIBE
IS IF IT'S NOT A COVER THING,
WHAT'S IN IT FOR US? I MEAN, WHY WOULD WE DO IT?
- BUT SHE'S KACEY'S FRIEND SO LET'S--
- YOU DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE? - I DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE.
GOOGLE IT. BEVERLY HILLS LIFESTYLE.
- THEY'VE GOT HIGH-END ADVERTISERS.
NICE MAGAZINE, THOUGH. - OKAY.
WELL, LET ME MEET WITH HER. - OKAY.
- IT'S VERY FLATTERING TO HAVE SOMEONE
OFFER TO PHOTOGRAPH YOUR HOME AND PUT IT IN A MAGAZINE.
YOU KNOW, TERRY HAS A VERY BIG PRACTICE
AND HE'S KNOWN ON A NATIONAL SCALE.
WE HAVE PARTIES IN OUR HOME, PEOPLE SEE OUR HOME.
IT'S COME UP BEFORE.
HONEY, I'M HERE. - WHAT?
- PHONE DOWN.
- NICE PICTURES. - OKAY.
HONEY. - YES.
- OKAY. - I'M SORRY.
- ENOUGH.
PHONE DOWN.
- MAYBE SOMETHING THAT YOU COULD ENGRAVE HIS NAME
OR, LIKE, THE DATE HE WAS BORN OR SOMETHING.
- USUALLY SILVER ITEMS THAT YOU CAN ENGRAVE, UM--
- THESE ACTUALLY RATTLE?
NO. - [laughs]
- I THINK MY DOGS WOULD LIKE THIS.
HI, LADY. - HI.
- HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD.
LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF.
I HAVEN'T BEEN IN ONE OF THESE STORES IN A LONG TIME.
- [laughs]
- I THINK BRIANA IS A SWEET, SMART GIRL.
WE'VE ALWAYS HAD A GOOD RELATIONSHIP
AND I WANTED TO GET BABY TROY SOMETHING SPECIAL.
I'M NOT GOING TO LET MY PROBLEMS WITH VICKI
AFFECT THAT.
- HOW CUTE ARE THESE BAGS?
I WONDER IF SHE ALREADY HAS ONE, YOU KNOW?
- I WOULD IMAGINE SHE HAS EVERYTHING.
- YEAH? YOU THINK--WHY?
- 'CAUSE VICKI PROBABLY BOUGHT HER EVERYTHING.
- OH.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD GET HER?
- I DON'T KNOW. YOU SHOULD TRY THIS ON.
- [laughs] - HOLD IT UP AGAINST YOU.
- SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN I'M FAT?
- LOOK, IT KIND OF MATCHES WHAT YOU--
YOU'RE, LIKE, "WELL, I HOPE MY *** GET BIGGER."
- [laughs] EXACTLY.
- SHE'S THINKING ABOUT HAVING A BABY.
CAN SHE TRY THIS ON? - AH!
- YEAH, OF COURSE.
- YES, I THINK WE NEED-- LET ME GO GET YOUR CHILD.
- OH, MY GOD, TAMRA, YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE ME DO THAT RIGHT NOW.
- OKAY, ARE YOU HAVING A MEXICAN BABY OR BLONDE BABY?
- LET'S GO WITH THE BLONDE. - THE BLONDE ONE.
- HOPEFULLY. - OKAY, LET'S GO WITH A GIRL.
- 'CAUSE IF I HAVE A MEXICAN BABY,
THAT MEANS I'M PROBABLY NOT HAVING THE BABY WITH SLADE.
YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY MAKING ME DO THIS RIGHT NOW.
- I'M SO MAKING YOU DO THIS.
I WANT YOU TO SEE WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO.
- YOU KNOW, AT SOME POINT I'D BETTER FIGURE OUT
WHEN TO START POPPING THESE THINGS OUT,
BECAUSE BEFORE YOU KNOW IT I'M GONNA BE OLD, RIGHT?
OH, HI, BABY.
- YOU NEED TO WEAR THIS THE ENTIRE TIME WE SHOP.
- [laughs]
SHE'S TOUCHING MY BREAST. SHE'S HOLDING ON TO MY BREAST.
IS IT A SHE?
- AND THEN--UH, YEAH. - [laughs]
COME ON, KID. - [laughs]
- OKAY, COME ON, GO SHOPPING.
- I MEAN, RIGHT NOW SLADE AND I ARE DOING REALLY GOOD.
WE'RE BOTH FINANCIALLY DOING WELL,
WE'RE GOOD IN OUR RELATIONSHIP, WE'RE HAPPY.
WHY NOT NOW? LET'S HAVE A BABY NOW.
OKAY, WATCH, I CAN DO IT IN HEELS TOO.
LET'S SEE IF I DO GOOD. WHOO!
AND SHE TAKES THE KID AROUND THE CORNER ONE!
AND SHE TAKES HER BABY-- - AND HER BABY JUST FELL OUT.
- [laughs] WHOA!
EXCUSE ME, DID YOU SEE THAT? ALL IN HEELS.
I'M TELLING YOU, I WAS MADE FOR THIS JOB.
- OKAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT GRETCHEN'S THINKING.
HER LIFE KIND OF REVOLVES AROUND HER.
I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'S ROOM FOR A BABY.
- ARE YOU GOING TO THROW UP ON ME NOW?
- THEY DO TAKE UP A LOT OF TIME.
OKAY, SO WAIT-- - ARE WE ALL SET?
- DO YOU DO LITTLE, CUTE GIFT-- - WE HAVE A GIFT WRAPPING.
- IF OUR GIFTS COME IN THE SAME WRAPPING--
- OH, SHE'D SORT OF, LIKE, FREAK OUT, HUH?
[scanner beeping]
- LET'S DO IT. - [laughs] OH, MY GOSH.
[scanner beeping]
- COMING UP...
- IF YOU WANT TO START BRINGING WHOEVER YOU'RE DATING
OVER TO THE HOUSE, THEN WE'LL LEAVE.
- THAT'S THE ONLY ONE I WOULD PLACE...
- GOOD, I LIKE THAT.
- THE EXISTING ONES WITH THE NEW SHEETS.
- AND WE PUT THIS ON THE LEFT SIDE, RIGHT?
- YES. ARE YOU GOING TO BE OKAY DOING THEM?
- YEAH, I'LL BE GOOD.
BRIANA'S GONNA COME IN AND HELP ME.
- ALL RIGHT.
[door closes]
- HI, HONEY. - HI.
- I CAN'T GET THESE BUSINESS-- HI, BIG BOY--HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. - GOOD.
- I'M TIRED. - I KNOW, HONEY.
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE A MOMMY.
- I HAD TO COME IN AND VISIT YOU
TO GET AWAY FROM ALL THE CONSTRUCTION.
- HI, MY GRANDSON. WHO'S THIS CUTE LITTLE GUY?
IS IT NEW? - HIS BUNNY.
- AW. HI, HONEY.
- SHOULD WE LEAVE HIM IN HERE?
- SURE. HE'S SLEEPING RIGHT NOW, SO--
- OKAY.
I'M TRYING TO GET THESE BUSINESS CARDS IN HERE.
THEY'RE BUGGING ME.
THIS IS HARD TO DO. SO HOW'S IT GOING AT THE HOUSE?
- IT'S A MESS. - OH, I'M SORRY.
- RYAN GOES TO WORK ALL DAY. YOU'RE AT WORK ALL DAY,
AND I JUST HAVE TO SIT IN THERE WITH THE BABY.
IT KIND OF SUCKS, BUT-- - YOU CAN COME IN HERE
AND HELP ME. - YEAH.
- WHY DO THEY MAKE THESE SQUARES SO HARD?
- IT'S KIND OF LIKE A WEIRD TIME RIGHT NOW
'CAUSE WE MOVED INTO YOUR HOUSE
'CAUSE HE HAD PLANS TO DEPLOY A COUPLE WEEKS
AFTER THE BABY WAS DUE.
NOW THAT, LIKE, WE DON'T KNOW WHEN HE'S GONNA BE DEPLOYED,
NOW WE KIND OF HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT THE NEXT THING TO DO IS.
I DON'T WANT TO HOLD YOU BACK FROM BRINGING
WHOEVER YOU'RE DATING OVER, BUT IT'S JUST WEIRD FOR ME.
- WELL, THAT'S WHY I'VE RESPECTED YOUR WISHES.
I HAVEN'T BROUGHT ANYBODY OVER.
IT'S HARD.
I DON'T DESERVE TO NOT DATE OR NOT BE HAPPY EITHER.
I THINK YOU'VE KIND OF BEEN HARD AND OPINIONATED
ON BROOKS SPECIFICALLY.
HE'S THE ONLY PERSON I'VE DATED SINCE I GOT DIVORCED.
AND I THINK IT WAS A LITTLE BIT UNJUSTIFIED--
- NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
IT'S NOT JUST AN OPINION, LIKE, "I DON'T THE WAY HE DRESSES."
IT'S VERY SPECIFIC CONCERNS.
- I KNOW, I KNOW. THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.
AND WE ALL HAVE CONCERNS ON PEOPLE.
- I DON'T LIKE HOW HE INTERACTS WITH ME.
I DON'T LIKE HOW HE TALKS ABOUT MY MOM
BEHIND HER BACK.
HE'S JUST NOT SOMEBODY I WANT IN MY LIFE.
HE'S JUST GOT POOR CHARACTER.
I THINK WE JUST NEED TO AGREE TO DISAGREE.
THAT YOU LIKE BROOKS, AND I THINK THAT
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE WITH HIM,
I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME OR PATIENCE OR ANYTHING
TO, LIKE, TRY TO GET TO KNOW HIM MORE.
IT'S JUST NOT THE RIGHT TIME. - THAT'S FINE.
HE DOESN'T WANT THIS CONFLICT EITHER,
AND THAT'S WHY WE'VE KIND OF TAKEN A BREAK.
- MY MOM SAYS EVERY DAY THAT SHE'S NOT DATING BROOKS
AND THEN SHE'LL, LIKE, GO AND HIDE IN THE BATHROOM
AND BE ON THE PHONE WITH HIM LIKE A LITTLE TEENAGER.
SO I DON'T THINK ANYBODY BELIEVES HER
WHEN SHE SAYS THAT SHE'S NOT DATING HIM.
'CAUSE THEY TALK ALL DAY EVERY DAY, ALL NIGHT.
IT'S JUST--IT'S SO WEIRD.
- I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO TELL ME
WHO I CAN BRING TO THE HOUSE.
- I'M PROBABLY NEVER GOING TO WANT TO BE AROUND HIM.
- HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I SAID YOU CAN'T BRING RYAN
OVER TO THE HOUSE?
IT WOULD BE AWFUL.
- I MEAN, IT'S A DIFFERENT SITUATION
BECAUSE I'M THE DAUGHTER OF TWO DIVORCES,
AND IT'S HARD FOR ME-- - WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SAY
NUMBER TWO ALL THE TIME? - BECAUSE IT IS.
IT'D BE DIFFERENT IF YOU WENT AND BOUGHT A CONDO
OR A DIFFERENT HOUSE-- - I KNOW.
- AND I WASN'T LIVING THERE, IT'S JUST--
I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH, LIKE, A NEW MAN COMING IN
AND BEING AROUND THE BABY--
- I KNOW. - IT'S JUST--IT'S TOO MUCH.
- I JUST DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, BRIANA.
- WE'RE NOT FIGHTING. - I MEAN, I DON'T WANT--
- WE'RE HAVING AN HONEST CONVERSATION.
IF YOU WANT TO START BRINGING WHOEVER YOU'RE DATING OVER
TO THE HOUSE, I CAN'T BE AROUND THAT RIGHT NOW.
- WELL, WHAT IF YOU GUYS WERE UPSTAIRS?
- I'M EMOTIONALLY NOT READY FOR IT.
- WHAT IF YOU GUYS WERE UPSTAIRS AND I JUST HAD--
- NO. MM-MM. ESPECIALLY NOT BROOKS.
IF YOU WANT TO START HAVING BROOKS OVER AT THE HOUSE,
THEN WE'LL LEAVE.
I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE.
[doorbell rings]
- HELLO?
- HI, HEATHER, IT'S LYDIA MCLAUGHLIN
WITH BEVERLY HILLS LIFESTYLE MAGAZINE.
- OH, I'M ON MY WAY. - THANKS.
- HI. - HI, I'M LYDIA.
- HI. - HI, I'M A HUGGER.
- I'M NOT AN INITIAL HUGGER.
I THINK MORE OF A HANDSHAKE, OR...
I DON'T KNOW, BUT DO YOU DO A POLITE--
LIKE, 'CAUSE YOU--MAYBE.
COME ON IN. - THANK YOU.
- I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T USUALLY HUG WHEN I FIRST MEET SOMEONE,
BUT THAT'S ME.
- THIS IS AMAZING. - THANK YOU.
- OH, MY GOSH, I LOVE IT. HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIVED HERE?
- UH, WELL, WE BUILT THE HOUSE. - OH, YOU DID?
- UH-HUH. WE BUILT IT FROM THE GROUND UP.
WE BOUGHT THE LOT AND THE WHOLE DEAL.
AND WE FINISHED CONSTRUCTION,
WE'VE BEEN IN IT ABOUT THREE YEARS.
- OH, MY GOODNESS. - YEAH.
- IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST MOVED IN,
LIKE, 'CAUSE IT'S SO-- JUST NO MARKS.
- ALL RIGHT, SO I KNOW WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT--
- YES.
- WITH THE MAGAZINE AND EVERYTHING.
- OH, AND I WANTED JUST TO GIVE YOU THIS WHILE WE START.
- OH, FABULOUS.
- SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO.
- OH, GREAT.
- HERE'S A COUPLE OF OUR LAST THREE ISSUES.
- OH, FANTASTIC. - OH, MY GOODNESS.
THIS FEELS LIKE I'M IN PARIS. THIS IS SO FUN.
- OH, THANK YOU.
- OOH. - ISN'T THIS FUN?
- YES, IT'S PERFECT. THANKS FOR HAVING ME, AND--
- OH, NO, THANKS FOR COMING OVER.
- I'M SO GLAD KACEY CONNECTED US.
- I LOVE KACEY. I ACTUALLY SAW HER YESTERDAY,
AND SHE SAID REALLY LOVELY THINGS ABOUT YOU.
- AW, SHE'S SO SWEET.
SO YEAH, THIS IS OUR MAGAZINE.
OUR LAST FEATURE WAS ON, LIKE, A PENTHOUSE IN NEW YORK.
SO IT'S BEVERLY HILLS LIFESTYLE,
BUT THE BEVERLY HILLS LIFESTYLE IS JUST SUPPOSED TO, LIKE,
REPRESENT THAT EVERYONE WANTS THAT BEVERLY HILLS LIFESTYLE.
- WE'VE BEEN ASKED TO DO THIS BEFORE--
- UH-HUH.
- AND IT DOESN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING FOR US TO HAVE
AN INSIDE SHOOT OF OUR HOME--
- OKAY.
- AND SO IT'S A PART OF BRANDING AND MARKETING--
- YEAH. - AND SO IT HELPS US...
- YEAH. - IF WE'RE ON THE COVER.
WE'RE GONNA DO THE COVER
AND IT'S GONNA BE THAT KIND OF STORY--
ABSOLUTELY. - OKAY.
MY HUSBAND PRETTY MUCH--
HE'S IN CHARGE OF THE COVER SHOOTS,
AND SO IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT I COULD BE, LIKE,
"IT'S FABULOUS, YOUR HOME'S AMAZING.
YES, LET'S DO IT." - RIGHT.
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT OFFENDED BY MY SAYING THAT--
- NO, I TOTALLY GET-- LIKE, THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
- OKAY. ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
- SO YOUR HUSBAND IS TERRY DUBROW.
- YEAH. - OKAY, SO MY MOM GOES TO HIM.
- OH! - YEAH.
- SERIOUSLY? THAT'S SO FUNNY. - I KNOW, YEAH.
- WELL, I'M SURE SHE'S STUNNING.
- OH, SHE'S-- YEAH. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
- THIS IS ORANGE COUNTY.
PLASTIC SURGERY IS A COMMON DENOMINATOR OF MANY PEOPLE.
- WE JUST MOVED IN TO DANA POINT
AND SO OUR NEIGHBOR WAS YOUR FRIEND, ALEXIS.
- OH. - YEAH.
SHE WAS, LIKE, A YOUNG GIRL IN THE AREA TOO
THAT HAD YOUNG KIDS, SO THE TWO OF US--
SO I ACTUALLY HAD HEARD YOUR NAME BEFORE.
- OH. - JUST THROUGH HER.
- ARE YOU STILL FRIENDLY? - YEAH, WE'RE STILL FRIENDS.
SHE MOVED OUT OF THE AREA, SO WE STILL TALK A LITTLE BIT.
- OH. NICE.
USUALLY YOU'RE KNOWN BY THE COMPANY YOU KEEP,
WHICH MAKES ME A LITTLE NERVOUS THAT SHE'S FRIENDS WITH ALEXIS.
HOWEVER, SHE'S ALSO FRIENDS WITH MY FRIEND KACEY,
WHO'S FABULOUS.
SO IT COULD GO EITHER WAY.
I LOVE YOUR RING. - THANK YOU.
MY REAL ONE ACTUALLY IS AT THE JEWELER.
- OH, MY GOSH. SHE IS FRIENDS WITH ALEXIS.
ARE YOU WEARING A FAKE RING? - NO, THIS IS A REAL RING.
I'M FRIENDS WITH THE JEWELER, SO I GET TO, LIKE--
- YOU KNOW, I MADE THE COMMENT BECAUSE ALEXIS DOESN'T WEAR
A REAL RING.
- WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? - I DON'T KNOW.
I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT BUT WHEN I BROUGHT IT UP
SHE GOT UPSET, SO I LET IT GO. - OH.
- ANYWAY WHEN YOU MADE THAT COMMENT,
I WAS, LIKE, "OH, DEAR, DON'T TELL ME YOU DO THAT TOO."
- NO, NO. I'M VERY AUTHENTIC ON WHO I AM,
AND WE DON'T LIKE TO PRETEND THAT WE'RE ANYTHING
THAT WE'RE NOT.
- OKAY, WELL I'M REALLY, REALLY GLAD THAT YOU CAME OVER.
- YEAH, ME TOO. ME TOO.
- YOU SHOULD SPEAK TO YOUR HUSBAND.
- OKAY.
- AND MAYBE WE CAN ALL GET TOGETHER.
AND WE CAN GO FROM THERE. - OKAY.
- SO LET ME SHOW YOU THE HOUSE.
- COMING UP...
- YOU SERIOUSLY DROVE?
THAT'S YOUR BUILDING RIGHT THERE!
LAZY.
- WE HAVE A NAME FOR OUR STUDIO. IT'S CALLED "CUT FITNESS"
WHICH STANDS FOR "CARDIO UNIQUE TRAINING."
AS MUCH AS I'M EXCITED ABOUT HAVING THE ACTUAL SPACE NOW,
I'M A LITTLE BIT SCARED. IT'S A HUGE RISK FOR ME.
I PUT MY LIFE SAVINGS INTO IT AND IF IT DOESN'T PAN OUT,
I'M SCREWED.
[phone rings]
- HI, BABY. - HI, WHAT YOU DOING?
- I WENT DOWN TO THE STUDIO. WE GOT A LOT TO DO.
- I KNOW.
I'M AT THE STUDIO RIGHT NOW.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?
- WELL, I GOT A MESSAGE FROM VICKI WANTING TO KNOW
IF SHE CAN STOP BY AND CHECK IT OUT.
- WHY DO YOU WANT TO MEET WITH HER?
- I TALKED TO HER-- - WHERE?
- AT HEATHER'S HOUSE.
- IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU GUYS RESOLVED ANYTHING.
- WELL-- - YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST LIKE
YOU GUYS TALKED AND-- - I WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING
WAS RESOLVED, BUT I THINK IT'S KIND OF THE FIRST STEP.
I MEAN, IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET,
SO I THINK SHE'S JUST A LITTLE BIT CURIOUS.
- SO YEAH, THAT IS A GOOD SIGN.
- WE'LL SEE. - WELL--
- I'M SURE SHE'LL TRY TO TELL ME HOW TO RUN MY BUSINESS
AND WHAT TO DO NEXT AND YADA-YADA-YADA.
- JUST DON'T GET IN A FIGHT.
- YOU SERIOUSLY DROVE?
YOU'RE 200 FEET AWAY FROM ME.
- I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS.
- LAZY.
THAT'S YOUR BUILDING RIGHT THERE.
- LIKE, WHAT THE HECK? - OUT OF ALL THE PLACES, RIGHT?
- WELL, IT WILL GIVE ME A REASON TO GO WORK OUT
IN THE LUNCH HOUR, RIGHT?
- EXACTLY. - VERY COOL.
HOW MANY SQUARE FEET IS THIS? - 6,300.
- WOW. - I MEAN, IT'S A LOT OF WORK.
- SO WHAT DO THINK, LIKE, A COUPLE OF MONTHS?
- THE END OF NEXT MONTH. - OKAY.
- YEAH.
- HOW ARE YOU GOING TO ADVERTISE?
- WE'RE DOING ADS, WE'RE DOING FLYERS.
- OKAY.
- I'M HAVING PEOPLE PASS THINGS OUT.
I TOLD EDDIE HE CAN GET HIS SEXY *** ON THE CORNER
WITH A SIGN IF HE HAS TO.
- RIGHT. FLIP IT, LIKE-- - FLIP IT LIKE IT'S HOT!
- LIKE IT'S A RENTAL HOME OR SOMETHING.
I HAVE TO ASK, WHO'S COVERING YOUR INSURANCE ON ALL THIS?
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
- I MEAN, BASICALLY-- - [laughs]
- COTO INSURANCE IS RIGHT THERE. WE DO ALL LIABILITY.
- YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT IS THE ONLY THING
THAT WE HAVEN'T PRICED OUT YET.
- ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU DON'T HAVE INSURANCE?
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO OPERATE YOUR BUSINESS WITH NO INSURANCE?
YOU HAVE A GOOD BUDGET-- - YEAH. YEAH.
NOW THAT EDDIE THREW IN SOME MONEY AND I THREW IN--
- GOOD. - YOU KNOW, SO WE'RE--
- BUSINESS PARTNERS. - BUT I'M 51% OWNER.
- DID YOU DO, LIKE, AN LLC WITH THIS COMPANY?
- YES. - OKAY, GOOD.
SHE'S PARTNERS WITH EDDIE.
IT TOTALLY DEFEATS THE FACT THAT SHE WANTED
TO BE INDEPENDENT.
BIG MISTAKE.
JUST SAYING.
- SO YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME ALL THE RESTAURANTS AND STUFF.
- WELL, I USUALLY GO OVER THERE BY HANNA'S OR--
- WE SHOULD GO TO HANNA'S TONIGHT.
- LET ME CHECK MY CALENDAR. OH, AVAILABLE.
- [laughs]
IT'S BEEN SEVEN MONTHS SINCE WE'VE DONE ANYTHING TOGETHER,
ONE-ON-ONE.
I FEEL LIKE I'M ASKING VICKI OUT ON A DATE.
IT'S LIKE HIGH SCHOOL.
- WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A WELCOME PARTY,
LIKE, HAVE ALL THE GIRLS AND PEOPLE THAT YOU KNOW.
- YOU THINK?
- WE HAVE TO, LIKE, PUT SAGE AROUND IT AND STUFF.
WE HAVE TO BLESS IT. - OKAY.
- OKAY? - OKAY.
- [baby gibberish]
- STIRLING, I LOVE YOU.
- OH! SUCH A GOOD KISSER.
W. THAT'S A W.
MAVERICK, YOU'RE SO SMART.
I HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR SEVEN YEARS.
DOUG AND I, WE HAVE TWO BOYS.
STIRLING IS 3 1/2 AND MAVERICK 1 1/2.
AND I LIVE IN DANA POINT, CALIFORNIA.
YEAH!
- MOMMY?
- STIRL!
MOMMY AND DADDY ARE GONNA GO OUT TO DINNER TONIGHT, OKAY?
BUT MACKENZIE'S GONNA COME PLAY WITH YOU.
WILL YOU BE A GOOD BOY FOR ME?
- YEAH. - I'LL MISS YOU.
- HELLO? - IT'S MACKENZIE.
ONE OF DOUG'S AND MY BIGGEST CONCERN
IS JUST KEEPING OUR KIDS GROUNDED.
STIRLING IS IN KARATE,
AND WE GO TO KARATE AND ALL THE PARENTS
ARE SITTING THERE, AND I SWEAR IT'S, LIKE,
HARD FOR ME TO PAY ATTENTION 'CAUSE I'M JUST, LIKE,
"OH, MY GOSH, THAT LADY HAS, LIKE, THE BIGGEST DIAMOND RING
"I HAVE EVER SEEN.
OH, MY GOODNESS, SHE HAS, LIKE, A GUCCI BAG."
THAT'S THE PLAYING FIELD IN ORANGE COUNTY.
DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THEM TO THE PARK?
SO THEN THEY WON'T SEE... - YEAH.
- DOUG AND I, LIKE, LEAVING AND EVERYTHING.
THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE BETTER.
DOUG AND I BOTH GREW UP WITH MONEY,
BUT MY PARENTS ALWAYS TAUGHT ME THAT WE WERE NO DIFFERENT
THAN ANYBODY ELSE.
AND SO WE WANT TO REALLY TRY TO INSTILL THAT
INTO OUR KIDS
AND LET THEM KNOW THAT THE REST OF THE WORLD
ISN'T AS BLESSED AS WE ARE.
- HEY, HONEY. - YAY, HI!
- OH, YOU'RE GETTING READY. - YEAH.
- HEY, BEAUTIFUL. - HOW'S IT GOING?
- GOOD. - HOW WAS WORK?
- IT WAS GOOD. - YOU LOOK HANDSOME.
I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO WEAR AND I DIDN'T KNOW.
SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED, MR. ROMANTIC?
- WE'RE TAKING A BOAT TO DINNER. - OKAY.
- IN NEWPORT.
- OKAY, SO I CAN'T WEAR WHAT I WAS GONNA WEAR.
- WE'LL DO A LITTLE CRUISE ON THE BOAT.
MAYBE SOME CHEESE. - WOW, FANCY.
- MAYBE SOME CHAMPAGNE. - FANCY, FANCY.
YOU KNOW WE'RE ALREADY MARRIED THOUGH.
- [laughs] - YOU DON'T HAVE TO WIN ME OVER.
FAITH IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO DOUG AND ME.
WE MET WHEN I WAS 21,
AND WE WERE BOTH INVOLVED WITH A CHRISTIAN ORGANIZATION.
AND I WALKED INTO THE VOLUNTEER MEETING
AND I SAW HIM AND WAS JUST, LIKE,
"THANK YOU, GOD, I LOVE YOU."
- DO I HAVE TIME FOR SOME PULL-UPS?
- YEAH, I WANT YOU BUFF.
EVERY WEEK I WOULD SEE HIM AND I'D BE, LIKE,
PLANNING MY OUTFIT AND WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY.
AND THEN I WOULD WALK IN AND BE, LIKE,
"HEY, DOUG."
HE'S, LIKE, "HEY, LINDA."
AND I'D BE, LIKE,
"YOU DON'T REMEMBER MY NAME. THAT'S SO SAD."
BUT I WON HIM OVER EVENTUALLY.
WAIT, LET ME TRY IT.
[screams]
- [laughs]
- I THINK IN ORANGE COUNTY
EVERYONE'S TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH THE JONESES,
BUT WE DEFINITELY LIVE WITHIN OUR MEANS.
- LET ME GET YOUR DOOR. - YES, MONSIEUR.
MY FAMILY IS REALLY WELL OFF.
I AM, LIKE, A TOTAL PRINCESS AND I EXPECT EVERYTHING
TO BASICALLY GO MY WAY.
- YOU READY? - LET'S DO IT.
I LOVE YOU. - TO LOVE.
NO ONE ELSE EVEN OUT HERE TO SHARE THE WATER WITH.
- NO, WE'RE ALL-- - A LOT OF EMPTY BOATS.
- EVERYONE'S WORKING TO PAY FOR THEIR BOAT.
MY HUSBAND DOUG HAD HIS OWN DESIGN FIRM
AND SO HE WAS A GRAPHIC DESIGNER.
THAT WAS SUCCESSFUL,
SO WE STARTED DOING THE MAGAZINE.
WE HAVE AN ART GALLERY.
THAT'S WHAT, YOU KNOW, ENTREPRENEURS DO
AND THAT'S WHY WE GET TO LIVE THE WAY WE DO.
- THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN JUST PULLING UP TO A RESTAURANT
AND HAVING DINNER.
- THIS IS THE BOATING LIFE.
- PERFECT TABLE. LOOK AT THIS VIEW.
- WELCOME TO FIRST CABIN. - THANK YOU, SIR.
- MAY I START YOU OFF WITH A BEVERAGE
OR PERHAPS EVEN A COCKTAIL FROM THE BAR AT THIS POINT?
- WOO-HOO!
I'M GONNA HAVE A LEMON DROP. - HAVE A LEMON DROP.
- WATCH OUT. TAKING MY HAIR OUT.
- YOU ONLY HAVE A COUPLE OF DRINKS [murmurs].
- DATE NIGHT.
DEAR LORD, THANK YOU FOR MY HANDSOME HUSBAND
AND JUST OUR CHILDREN AND ALL OF OUR BLESSINGS,
FATHER, AMEN.
- AMEN.
- OOH, I HAVE GOOD NEWS.
I HAVE A HOME THAT'S IN NEWPORT AND IT LOOKS, LIKE, AMAZING.
- SOUNDS PERFECT.
- THE ONLY CATCH IS SHE WANTS TO BE ON THE COVER.
- THE COVER.
THE COVERS ARE ALWAYS A HOUSEHOLD NAME CELEBRITY,
SO UNLESS SHE'S A--
- BUT HOW DO I SAY THAT? - EVA LONGORIA.
- WHY IS IT EVERYONE ALWAYS WANTS TO BE ON THE COVER?
- IT'S THE MAGAZINE BUSINESS, EVERYONE WANTS
TO BE ON THE COVER.
- I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE AND BE LIKE,
"SURE, TOTALLY, YEAH, CALL MY HUSBAND."
AND THEN YOU CAN BE THE BAD GUY.
- NO, YOU CAN HAVE HER CALL ME IF YOU WANT.
- MAYBE I'LL JUST DO THAT. BECAUSE HE IS THE BOSS
AND HE KIND OF HAS THE FINAL SAY,
HE NEEDS TO DELIVER THE NEWS.
[creaking noise] CHH, CHH, CHH, CHH.
- HOPE THAT'S GOOD. - WHOO!
- [laughs]
- COMING UP...
- [baby crying] NO!
- I'VE ALWAYS LOOKED AT OTHER FAMILIES AND GONE,
"OH, LOOK AT THAT CHILD," NOW I HAVE THAT CHILD!
- HERE. - OH, THANK YOU.
- CUTE. - I'M SORRY, YOU NEED ONE.
- THANK YOU. - WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- UH, A STIFF DRINK. - DO YOU WANT A DRINK OR WINE?
I MEAN, LIKE-- - WINE.
- A STIFF DRINK? - NO, WINE.
I THINK WINE.
WINE. WINE. - WINE, OKAY.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID, "WHITE." - NO, WINE.
IT MAKES ME EDGY TO BE AROUND TAMRA RIGHT NOW
BECAUSE I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW WHO TAMRA BECAME,
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE BECAME THAT PERSON.
- THERE YOU ARE.
- THANK YOU.
- ANY APPETIZERS FOR EITHER ONE OF YOU?
- NO.
- I THINK THAT I'M SET WITH THE SALMON.
- I'M GONNA DO THE SEA BASS. - OKAY.
- WITH NO POTATOES. - OF COURSE.
- SO...
- LIKE, I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START.
I MEAN, THERE WAS A LOT OF THINGS SAID AND DONE
THAT OBVIOUSLY NEED TO BE ADDRESSED.
- MM-HMM.
- YOU WEREN'T JUST AN ALEXIS TO ME.
YOU WERE NOT JUST SOMEBODY THAT I KNEW--
- A GRETCHEN? - A GRETCHEN.
YOU WERE VICKI. - RIGHT, RIGHT.
- YOU WERE LIKE MY SISTER. YOU WERE MY PARTNER IN CRIME.
- THELMA & LOUISE, WE WOULD DRIVE OFF THE CLIFF TOGETHER.
- EXACTLY. - CRAZY ***.
- LIKE, I DON'T-- I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW WE GOT
TO WHERE WE WERE.
- WHAT DO I EVEN SAY? I MEAN--
- RIGHT.
- YOU'RE HURT, BUT I'M REALLY HURT.
YOU KNEW I WAS STRUGGLING IN LIFE.
- RIGHT.
- AND I NEVER, EVER FELT LIKE YOU REALLY CARED.
- WHY? - BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I FEEL.
- YOU COULD HAVE COME TO ME AT ANY TIME AND SAID,
"THIS IS WHAT I'M FEELING." THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO.
- I'M JUST TELLING YOU OUR FRIENDSHIP FAILED
FOR A WHOLE YEAR.
IT FAILED, AND IT WASN'T BECAUSE I WANTED IT TO FAIL.
- I-- - EXCUSE MY REACH.
- WHOO! THANK YOU. - SEA BASS FOR YOU.
- THANK YOU.
- YOUR PLATE'S EXTREMELY HOT. - OKAY.
- SO PLEASE BE CAREFUL. - OH, THAT LOOKS GOOD.
- FOR YOU. - THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- CAN WE OFFER THE TWO OF YOU ANYTHING ELSE RIGHT NOW?
- NO. - YOU'RE GOOD?
- THANK YOU.
- VICKI, LISTEN.
YOU'VE DONE SOME [bleep] THINGS TO ME IN THE PAST YEAR.
- YOU WENT AFTER THE MAN THAT I--
- I DIDN'T GO AFTER HIM!
I DIDN'T GIVE HER THE [bleep] EVIL EYE!
- SHH!
- WHAT'S YOUR [bleep] PROBLEM?
- LIKE, STIRRING IT. - HOW?
- JUST WITH GRETCHEN, OR-- SHE KNEW STUFF THAT WAS BETWEEN
YOU AND ME ABOUT BROOKS, IT WAS, LIKE, WEIRD.
- YOU AND GRETCHEN AND SLADE HAVE HAD A LONG PAST.
WHEN GRETCHEN AND SLADE FOUND OUT THAT BROOKS GOT BEHIND
ON HIS CHILD SUPPORT, DO YOU NOT THINK THIS IS
THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR THEM TO GIVE IT RIGHT BACK TO YOU?
- SURE IT IS, FOR THEM TO WALK RIGHT IN.
- SO WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH ME?
- I JUST FEEL KIDS AND BOYFRIENDS ARE OFF LIMITS,
TO ME.
- I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST BROOKS.
BUT AT HEATHER'S HOUSE I WAS PISSED.
HOWEVER, YOU HIT ME TEN TIMES WORSE THAT NIGHT.
- YOU DON'T TALK THAT WAY TO ME OR HIM, EVER!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND!
MY FRIEND! MY SOUL MATE!
MY SISTER!
I WAS UP TO HERE WITH EVERYBODY TELLING ME
HOW BAD OF A GUY BROOKS IS.
- I DON'T KNOW WHO EVERYBODY IS THAT'S TELLING YOU THIS.
- EVERYBODY.
I WANTED EVERYONE TO LOVE HIM THE WAY I DID.
- BECAUSE EVERYBODY DIDN'T, IT'S MY FAULT?
IT'S PROBABLY EASIER FOR VICKI TO BLAME ME
INSTEAD OF HER OWN DAUGHTER.
IF SHE BLAMES ME FOR IT, THEN BRIANA DIDN'T TURN ON HER.
- I WANT TO BE IN LOVE, TAMRA, JUST THE WAY YOU ARE WITH EDDIE,
BECAUSE YOU WANT TO FEEL THE WAY YOU FEEL
WHEN YOU'RE WITH HIM.
I'M NO DIFFERENT THAN ANY OTHER WOMAN THAT IS IN LOVE.
- BUT THERE'S BEEN SO MANY OBSTACLES IN YOUR WAY
WITH THIS RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM.
- WE LOVE EACH OTHER. WE ENJOYED EACH OTHER.
BUT I CAN'T BE WITH SOMEBODY THAT EVERYBODY'S, LIKE,
"OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S STILL WITH HIM."
LIKE, THAT'S HARD.
- WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP YOU?
- I DON'T KNOW.
I'M UNDER CONSTRUCTION RIGHT NOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FINISHED PRODUCT IS GONNA BE.
- MY HANDS ARE TIED WITH VICKI, SO I THINK THAT SHE JUST HAS TO
LEARN ON HER OWN, AND IF HE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF HER
OR DOES SOMETHING HORRIBLE TO HER...
THAT'S WHEN SHE'LL BE COMING BACK TO ME.
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY.
AND IF IT'S WITH BROOKS, IT'S WITH BROOKS.
AND LET'S JUST SAY IF THERE'S EVER AN ISSUE
THAT WE CONFRONT EACH OTHER ONE-ON-ONE--
AND PLEASE JUST DO ME ONE FAVOR,
DON'T SAY MEAN THINGS.
- I WON'T SAY MEAN THINGS.
BUT I GOT PUSHED AND I WAS TIRED OF DEFENDING IT.
SO I'M SORRY, AND-- - I'M SORRY TOO.
- OKAY. HERE'S TO MOVING ON.
[glasses clink]
AND NOT SAYING MEAN THINGS TO EACH OTHER.
- I KNOW.
- YOU LOOKED ME IN THE EYE THE WHOLE TIME--THAT WAS GOOD.
- MAYBE WE'LL HAVE GOOD SEX TONIGHT.
- OH, MY GOD. - [laughs]
- [laughs] YOU LOOK PRETTY GOOD.
[laughter]
- WHY MAX, YOUR BUTTOCK IS SO BIG.
- SHE'S GOT SOME SERIOUS JUNK IN THE TRUNK.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? KATTY, ARE YOU READY?
KATTY, YOU'VE GOT TO BRUSH YOUR HAIR, HONEY.
- I JUST DID BRUSH HER HAIR. - REALLY?
- DOES SHE NEED MORE HAIR BRUSHING?
- YES. - SHE DOES?
WELL, I THINK HER HAIR LOOKS GREAT. ALL RIGHT.
- GETTING FOUR CHILDREN, FIVE IF I COUNT TERRY,
READY FOR TEMPLE IN THE MORNING IS--
IT'S CRAZY. IT'S AN EXERCISE IN FUTILITY.
IS THAT FOOT STINKY? - NO.
- THEN CHECK IT OUT. - ANOTHER YEAR, HONEY.
- WHAT? - YOM KIPPUR.
- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU HAVE THE LIST?
- OF THINGS THAT I WANT-- - THINGS YOU WANT TO WORK ON.
THINGS THAT, YOU KNOW,
YOU COULD IMPROVE FROM LAST YEAR?
YOM KIPPUR IS THE HOLIEST DAY OF THE YEAR IF YOU'RE JEWISH.
IT'S THE DAY THAT WE ATONE FOR OUR SINS.
- I'M GONNA LOSE THAT LAST 20 POUNDS.
- I HAVE A LIST FOR YOU. [laughs]
- YOU DO? LIKE WHAT?
- YOU HAVE TO START WORKING OUT IN THE MORNINGS
BECAUSE YOU'RE MISSING A LOT OF REALLY GOOD FAMILY TIME.
BY THE WAY, THE KIDS MENTIONED IT.
- THEY DID? - IT'S NOT JUST ME.
I KNOW YOU THINK IT'S ME CARRYING ON ABOUT IT,
BUT HONESTLY, YOU KNOW, YOUR COMMITMENT TO YOUR FAMILY
SHOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOUR COMMITMENT TO THE GYM.
YOU GOTTA GET UP AN HOUR EARLIER,
WE HAVE A GYM IN THE HOUSE.
- I KNOW, BUT IF I WORK OUT-- - HOW RIDICULOUS IS THAT?
- IF I HAVE SURGERY AT 7:00, AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK OUT
AT 5:00 A.M.?
- IT'S CALLED MAKING COMPROMISES.
- OH! - I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU.
IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME, THEY'LL BE GONE.
- YOU MEAN BOARDING SCHOOL?
[laughs]
OH, YOU WANT TO GO AWAY TO SCHOOL?
- I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A REAL CONVERSATION.
- WE ARE HAVING A REAL CONVERSATION.
- IN THIS PARTICULAR YEAR, I HAVE TO ATONE
FOR THE INCREDIBLY IRRITATING JOKES I MAKE
ALL THE TIME.
HI, MOM.
MAYBE I CAN PARTICIPATE A LITTLE MORE
IN THE HOUSEHOLD DUTIES.
OR MAYBE NOT.
- [baby screaming]
- WE WANT DADDY. - [baby crying]
- HEY.
- WHY CAN'T YOU HOLD HER WHEN SHE NEEDS TO BE CHANGED?
- BECAUSE THAT'S A MOMMY JOB.
- REMEMBER YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ATONING, DEAR.
- WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE THE STAIRS THEN.
- DAD.
- THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF DADS.
[elevator bell dings]
OKAY, LET'S GO. COME ON.
DADS WHO PARTAKE IN THE MOMMY JOBS
AND DADS WHO DON'T.
UNFORTUNATELY FOR HEATHER, I'M IN THE OTHER CAMP.
- YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR MOM JUST SAID?
"WHAT ARE YOUR JOBS?"
- HMM. - OH, DON'T EVEN GO THERE.
- LET'S GO.
- DO WE HAVE TO PARK RIGHT NEXT TO THIS CAR?
- ALL RIGHT, I'LL MOVE OVER TWO SPACES.
- WELL, THERE'S SO MANY SPACES--
- YEAH, BUT THAT WAS, LIKE, A MILE AWAY.
- WELL, I'M THE ONE THAT GETS THE KIDS OUT OF THE CAR, SO--
- ALL RIGHT.
- IT'S EASIER WHEN THERE'S A SPACE IN-BETWEEN.
- OKAY. LET'S DO IT.
- THE TEMPLE THAT I WENT TO GROWING UP IN NEW YORK
WAS VERY CONSERVATIVE
AND DEFINITELY HAD AN EAST COAST FEEL TO IT.
- HELLO. - GOOD MORNING.
- GOOD MORNING. HI. - GOOD MORNING.
- HI, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
THE TEMPLE WE GO TO OUT HERE, IT'S A LITTLE HIPPER, COOLER.
A LITTLE MORE OC.
I'M GONNA SIT HERE.
TERRY, WHY DON'T YOU SIT NEXT TO ME AND THEN--
OR YOU CAN SIT NEXT TO TERRY.
I THINK THAT'S GOOD. - [baby crying] NO!
- YOU WANT TO SIT WITH DA-DA? THERE YOU GO.
- [baby screams]
- UH-OH. - [baby screams]
- HERE, WALK AROUND.
- [speaking Hebrew]
THAT'S THE GREETING THAT WE SAY AT YOM KIPPUR.
ANYBODY REMEMBER WHAT WAS SAID AT ROSH HASHANAH?
- OUT OF ALL OF MY CHILDREN, COLLETTE HAS BEEN THE FIRST ONE
THAT'S, UM, VERY WILLFUL.
- NO!
- BUT THAT'S ONE IMPORTANT THING.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
- I'VE ALWAYS LOOKED AT OTHER FAMILIES AND GONE,
"OH, LOOK AT THAT CHILD." NOW I HAVE THAT CHILD.
- [baby screams]
- JUST TAKE HER IN THE BACK FOR A FEW MINUTES
AND BRING HER BACK.
- SHH. COME ON, BABY.
all: [singing in Hebrew]
♪ ♪
- OH, COLLETTE.
LET'S BREAK THE FAST WITH A COCKTAIL.
- [baby whimpers] - [groans]
- NO!
- NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
- NO!
[whines]
- I'M WITH COLLETTE ALL THE TIME.
SO TERRY, JUST TAKE THE BABY OUT.
TEN MINUTES.
AND BRING HER BACK.
[sighs]
- [baby screams]
- WE'RE FOUR WEEKS AWAY FROM OPENING THE FITNESS STUDIO,
AND WE HAVE SO MUCH TO DO.
OH, DEAR LORD.
I HAVE EQUIPMENT TO BE DELIVERED,
FLOORING TO BE INSTALLED, PAINTERS, CONSTRUCTION WORKERS,
CITY WORKERS, CITY PERMITS.
IT'S THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD TO SEE THIS
ALL COME TOGETHER, AND YOU'RE SO CLOSE
BUT YOU'RE NOT QUITE THERE YET.
- HELLO. - HI.
- I'M LYNN WITH 24 CARROTS. - HI, LYNN. TAMRA.
NICE TO MEET YOU. WELCOME TO MY SPACE.
- IT'S A GREAT SPACE. - THANK YOU.
- YOU GONNA HAVE A PARTY? - MM-HMM.
- IT'S NOT PARTY READY, LET'S JUST SAY THAT.
- YOU'LL MAKE IT PARTY READY. - THAT'S WHY I'M HIRING YOU.
- [laughs]
AND WHAT DO YOU SEE?
- WELL, I'M THINKING A REALLY ELEGANT, PRETTY TABLE.
MAYBE BIG CANDLES... - MM-HM.
- AND FLOWERS AND JUST REALLY ELEGANT.
- YES.
- HAVING ALL THE WOMEN COME OVER FOR A DINNER PARTY
BEFORE WE OPEN THE STUDIO IS KIND OF PERSONAL TO ME.
OH, JEEZ, I HAVEN'T EVEN CHECKED TO SEE IF WE HAVE WATER YET.
I DON'T IF YOU NEED WATER OR NOT, BUT--
YAY, WE HAVE WATER!
I WANT THEM TO SEE THE UNFINISHED SPACE
AND THEN SEE WHERE IT'S GONNA BE IN FOUR WEEKS.
IN THIS ROOM, YOU GUYS CAN SET UP EVERYTHING
SINCE THERE'S A BIG--
- MM-HMM.
THIS IS A GREAT SPACE.
- I WANT THEM TO BE PROUD OF ME.
I WANT THEM TO SEE HOW MUCH I EVOLVED IN THE PAST FEW YEARS.
I MEAN, I WISH IT WAS, YOU KNOW,
A LITTLE BIT FANCIER FOR YOU.
- YOUR FRIENDS WILL LOVE TO SEE THE TRANSFORMATION
OF WHAT IT IS NOW TO YOUR OPENING DAY.
- I HOPE SO.
I HOPE EVERYTHING TURNS OUT OKAY.
- COMING UP...
- I INVITED ALEXIS TO YOUR PARTY AT THE GYM.
- YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?
- [laughs] NICE GARDENING, MARTHA STEWART.
I LIKE IT. - OH, THANK YOU.
- THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS
THAT HAVE CHANGED ABOUT MY HUSBAND,
AND I'M WONDERING IF IT'S HIS, LIKE, 50-YEAR-OLD MIDLIFE CRISIS
BECAUSE INSTEAD OF GOING AND BUYING A PORSCHE,
HE GOT A GREEN THUMB.
AND SO NOW HE'S PLANTING GARDENS AND PLANTING FLOWERS.
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU BRING ME MY GRAPEFRUITS AND COME ON IN?
- ALL RIGHT. - [laughs]
IT KIND OF TURNS ME ON, TO BE HONEST.
PULL THIS LITTLE TWIG OFF FOR NOW.
- HONEY, LEAVE THE TWIG ON. IT MAKES IT AUTHENTIC.
- I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAVE MARTHA STEWART
FOR A HUSBAND.
- I'M AT THIS STAGE OF MY LIFE
WHERE I'M TAKING CARE OF MYSELF NOW.
THIS IS MY TIME.
I TOOK CARE OF MY KIDS.
I TAKE CARE OF MY BUSINESS. I TAKE CARE OF MY EMPLOYEES.
I TOOK CARE OF MY HUSBAND.
I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF ME NOW. THIS IS MY TIME.
[line rings]
- HELLO?
- HI, TAMRA, IT'S VICKI.
- HI, VICK. - HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. JUST MAKING DINNER.
- OH, HOW FUN. I STILL HAVE TO DO THAT.
- THE KIDS ARE WITH THEIR DAD AND EDDIE HAD A MEETING,
SO IT'S EGG WHITES AND ASPARAGUS FOR ME.
- SO LISTEN, I INVITED ALEXIS OVER RIGHT NOW TO KIND OF TALK,
AND I WANTED TO ASK YOU AHEAD OF TIME--
DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE OKAY
IF I BROUGHT HER TO YOUR PARTY AT THE GYM?
- YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?
- NO, I'M TOTALLY 100% SERIOUS.
- IT BLOWS MY MIND THAT VICKI WOULD EVEN CONSIDER
BRINGING ALEXIS TO THIS PARTY.
SHE KNOWS THAT WE'RE NOT REALLY BACK ON TRACK 100%,
AND TO BRING THE ENEMY MAKES NO SENSE TO ME AT ALL.
UM, WOW.
- MY HEART IS AT A DIFFERENT PLACE.
I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT WITH THESE WOMEN.
I'M ON MY WAY TO MAKING AMENDS WITH TAMRA,
AND I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT FOR ALEXIS
TO TRY TO DO THE SAME.
I MEAN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE, YOU KNOW,
BUDDY-BUDDY FRIENDS WITH BRACELETS
AND ALL THAT STUFF THAT YOU GUYS DO, BUT--
- UM, THE LAST I HEARD ABOUT ALEXIS
IS SHE WANTED TO SUE ME, THAT SHE HATED ME,
THAT I WAS A BULLY.
- IF WE CAN MAKE UP, YOU CAN MAKE UP WITH HER.
AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF WE'RE MADE UP YET.
- I TOLD YOU YOU COULD INVITE ONE PERSON.
IF THAT'S WHO YOU WANT TO BRING, THAT'S WHO YOU WANT TO BRING.
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT IT'S A GOOD NIGHT.
NOT A CRAZY NIGHT.
YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU WANT TO SAY NO,
AND YES COMES OUT?
YEAH, I KIND OF DID THAT.
OKAY. - OKAY.
- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY.
- TAMRA, SHE'S HAVING SOME EVENT THIS WEEK.
WOULD YOU BE MY DATE?
- VICKI--
- I MET HEATHER. - AND WHAT DID SHE SAY?
- SHE SAID YOU HAVE A FAKE DIAMOND RING.
[laughs]
- INTERESTING THAT THE FIRST THING THAT HEATHER
SHARES WITH LYDIA IS ABOUT MY DIAMOND.
INTERESTING.
- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY WHEN YOU SEE ALEXIS?
- I WANT TO LOOK AT HER AND SAY, "WHY THE [bleep] ARE YOU HERE?"
- I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND BE GANGED UP ON ONCE AGAIN.
- WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? I HAVE NOT SAID A WORD.
- SHE'S TRYING TO TELL HER SIDE. YOU'RE TELLING YOUR SIDE.
- TAMRA, BUTT OUT.
WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE TO GANG UP--
- BUTT OUT? YOU GET THE [bleep] OUT!
YOU GET OUT! - YOU KNOW WHAT?
- GET OUT. - DON'T TOUCH ME.
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