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Welcome to the year 40,000 B.C.
Where natural selection is the law of land.
Yet, a defect continues to resist evolution, and always will.
Libido Sapiens
Wow, I haven't seen such a line at T-Rex Club.
Not surprising! When you organize a wet T-shirt contest with free admission for female mammals,
it's obvious that the whole valley would show up.
It's been so long since I've gone clubbing.
What's going on here? Looks new.
It's the Golden Arch, the hippest new club.
Apparently it's an interspecies swingers club.
That's gross! Who thought of that?
Apparently the founder is a former International Mammalian Fund director who opened it last summer.
They hire just about anybody at the IMF.
What!?
Web, what's wrong?
That's my grandfather going inside!
Grandpa!
Let me through!
Sorry miss, only couples are allowed.
Grandpa! Grandpa!
Miss, please.
Grandpa! Grandpa!
Is that you my little Web?
Mr. Julius, do you know her?
Yes, excuse her, she's my granddaughter.
What are you doing here sweetie?
I'm on a date with Rang, but grandpa, what are you doing with all these, these...animals!?
It's a private social gathering, Web.
I imagine the others were also invited.
Julius, why are we waiting outside?
Ooh! Look who's here? How are you doing Web?
Grandpa! How could you go to places like this at your age?
It's completely wrong!
I don't understand. Don't they organize activities at the retirement home?
Web, you know how the residents are at Our Lady of the Good Fossil home?
They pass their time watching Little Cave on the Prairie for the 2,000th time!
It's so boring!
You know, sexuality is still an important thing for people my age.
You just need to know how to reignite the flame after a certain age.
Isn't that true Olga?
Of course!
But with animals!?
But it's against nature! Darwin said species shouldn't mix!
You know Darwin is like all the other *** erectus!
He also slept around before becoming successful.
I think I'm going to vomit.
So are we going in or not?
We're coming!
I can't hear you, I can't hear you!
That's dreadful!
To have a descendant like that goes against evolution!
She'll grow out of it.
Such a thing makes you question your genetics.
What drama! Hey, let me bring you back home.
You know, I wonder if I should become a creationist.