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in the beginning
there was Rome
in the Rome there was a King
And the King was Constantine
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my lord
people are here, for justice
My lord that man KILLED MY BROTHER
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My lord that monster, *** me
Hi!! Beautiful!!
thanks for last night
Paul, tell me, how can one be just
and do justice
one can be just, kind, and do justice like God.
How did God do justice?
And who knows,how God did justice?
One, two, three and four knows, god is kind, and did justice.
Who are one, two, three and four?
They are Mark, Matthew, Luke, and John.
guards, take those criminals for now.
bring them back , after I learn how to do justice.
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guards, bring Mark, Mathew, Luke and John. NOW!!
Introduce yourself to our lord.
I am Mark
I am Matthew
I am Luke
I am John
go on , and tell me, how god did justice!
let me start from the beginning
In the beginning, was the Word
and the Word was with God. And, the Word was God.
it all started
when, the y h w h, created everything, in six days, and rested on the 7th day
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its been a day Jehovah, and you are still resting ?
one second, SOOO TIRED!!
can't talk right now, just finished creating the universe, in 6 days!
by the way, angels does have wings!
After few heavenly days later
what happend Y H W H?
I am regretting, for what I have created! It's a nightmare!! Down there!
WAR!!
KILLING!!
FIGHTING!!
DESTRUCTION!!
GENOCIDE!!
***!!
ADULTERY!!
***!!
AaAhH! THE HORROR !! WHAT HAVE I DONE??!!
Yaa wayh, are you having a heart attack ?
do you want to ride your cherub ?
And it repented the LORD
that he had made man, on the earth, and it grieved him, at his heart
I can't take it anymore
I will go down
make my way
Y H W H, roamed around all day
Meanwhile at night
Jacob, in fear of his elder brother, Esaw, got up
and took his 2 wives, his 2 female servants, and his 11 sons, and crossed the ford of the Jabbok.
After he had sent them, across the stream, he sent over all his possessions
So, Jacob was left alone, and a man wrestled with him, till daybreak.
give me your blessing
go away from me!
I won't let you go, until you give me your blessing
not in my lifetime
FOR BLESSING!!
NEVER!!
When Y H W H saw that, he could not overpower Jacob, so, Y H W H, touched the socket of Jacob's hip
so that, his hip was wrenched, as Y H W H wrestled with him.
BLESSING!!
Let me go, for it is daybreak
I will not let you go, unless you bless me
what is your name? Jacob
Your name will no longer be Jacob, but Israel, because you have struggled with God and with humans and have overcome
Please tell me your name
Why do you ask my name?
Then Y H W H blessed him there.
So Jacob called the place, Peniel, and said it is because, I saw God, face to face, and yet, my life was spared
Y H W H, why are you crying?
that stupid human , my creation , beat me up, i could fight him anymore
WHAT??!!
wait, with Y H W H, all things are possible. I wrote that in my gospel.
yes, I copied you in my gospel, in chapter 19 verse 26
but don't you remember, in judges one nineteen God could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron?
HUH!!
Anyways, that's not important go on with your story John
As I was saying
I lost to Jacob
WHAT??!!
How did Jacob knew, that you are Y H W H ?
He is crazy, he did not knew who I am
He cheated his father for blessing
and now, he is holding unknown people on the street for blessing!
Y H W H!! I thought you said in Exodus that, you cannot see my face, for no one may see me, and live.
I know, but, how would I kill him? He is even stronger than me.
I wonder
what would have happened if I had meet Jacob’s elder brother Esau
Even, mighty Jacob, is afraid of him.
Now, let me take some rest
Don't worry, Jehovah, umm, Y H W H, umm, Yahweh, take some rest, everything will be fine
Make up your mind, what do you want to call me
I don't know your name, is it Jehovah, or Y h W H, and, how do you pronounce Y h w h.
Who knows?
I even don't know
Anyways, I am furious right now
There is so much sin in the world
There is no way, they can get salvation
I am regretting, creating them
holy ghost get away from me
I will go back in time, of Noah. and I will kill them all
Wait YHWH, you don't have to kill anyone
Why don't you sacrifice someone for all their sin?
Yes, that's not a bad idea
My dear ghost
I will go down to earth
Although, it will be me
But
I will call myself my son
And I will sacrifice my only begotten son, for their sin
What about me ?
Yes, you too!! You, me, we all are same
Yes, that’s how Y H W H, himself become the son of Y H W H, and was born, from a ***
But, still remained y h w h, and got circumcised, on the 8th day
Then, what happened??
Yes, thats a sad story
after the last supper
my lord Jesus, went with his disciples to Gethsemane, and began to be sorrowful,
and very heavy, he said to them
My soul is overwhelmed with sorrow, to the point of death
Stay here, and keep watch with me
Going a little farther, he fell with his face to the ground, and prayed
My father
If it is possible
May this cup be taken from me
Yet not as I will
But as you will
on his way back, he found his disciples sleeping
Couldn’t you men, keep watch with me, for one hour?
wait that’s not what happened
he never plead
He gave his life freely and said…
Righteous Father, though the world does not know you
I know you
And they know
That you have sent me
I have made you known to them and will continue to make you known
In order that
The love you have for me may be in them
And that, I myself may be in them
No way
jesus pleaded to Y H W H, and begged to remove the burden from him
He said, Abba, Father, all things are possible unto thee
Take away this cup from me: nevertheless, not what I will, but what thou wilt
Yes
I copied him in my gospel
Also an angel appeared unto him from heaven strengthening him
And being in anguish, he prayed more earnestly
And his sweat was like drops of blood
Falling to the ground
WHAT NONSENSE??!!
There were no angels in my gospel
Obviously not in mine either
Although, i was born many years after the Crucifixion
The youngest disciple of Jesus, John and I, are one
Though, I never went to any med school, but still, I am a doctor
I never meet Jesus face to face, still, I saw him face to face, in my imagination
Although, I am different, and born years later, from the time of Jesus
But I and the disciple of Jesus, Mathew, are one
However, I copied from this guy, Mark
Even though, I was not a disciple of Jesus
But I wrote the gospel first
Still, you fools, copied me, or modified my gospel
SILENT!!
All of you
Thank you Paul
I want to know
How did Y H W H responded to his prayer?
Y H W H did justice
The sins that has been committed by the criminals, murderers
***
Cannot be just erased crime cannot be forgiven otherwise I won't be just
CRIMINALS, I LOVE YOU
AND, GUARDS!! TAKE MY SON!!
Jesus was betrayed
by his disciple
and he was taken by the Roman soldiers
He was tortured brutally, and then crucified
The LORD is righteous
He hath cut, asunder, the cords of the wicked
I am righteous and just , so beat the sins, out of my son
He that loveth not, knoweth not God; for God is love
I am love and look my son is being tortured
I AM LOVING IT!! I AM LOVING IT!! I AM LOVING IT!!
Hypocrites!!
you serpents!! you generation of vipers!!
And evil an adulterous generation!! I never blaspheme against god
How can you escape the damnation of hell??
Why do the followers of Bible want to kill this man?
The followers of bible are not as good, as they used to be
By the way, What is Bible?
Bible is a word which came from the Greek word Biblos
Really, Never heard of any one of them using the word Bible
I know, It will come into existence after 2000 years. Any way what did you mean by the followere of Bible as good as they used to be
They do not folow their *** rituals
One, why are you using slangs
in front of your superior leader
No no I did not meant any disrespect
They have some *** rituals which involves ***, dung, ***, that is what, I have heard
Like what??
they eat ***, by baking it, into cake or bread. They also drink ***
their god wants to rub, *** on their face
May be, that’s some sort of game.
Does that make them feel holy?
No idea, you have to ask them
Know therefore, that the LORD, thy God, he is God, the faithful God
I am faithful. Look how faithful I am to my only beggoten son
It's been nine hours. Now its really good time to save me, FATHER!!
JEHOVAH!! Y H W H!!
ANYONE, THERE!! they are not kidding
the really going to kill me
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
Y H W H. Father!!
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME??!!
For I so loved the world that I gave my only begotten Son
that who so ever believeth in him, should not perish but have everlasting life
Also, women?
Are you kidding me
my ghost?
haven't you read Revelation? All women will go to hell
only one hundred forty four thousand *** men will go to heaven
What about the rest?
REST, WILL BURN IN HELL!!
Now, call my cherub.
I need to shave the leg of the king of Assyria, with hired razor
By the way for people, who doesn't know what cherub is
let me give you a little description. Cherubs are young baby girl, with fluffy nipples
Y H W H uses cherub to ride from one place to another
in order to get the correct idea, lets watch some lovely innocent cherubs
Of course! They will be censored!
Playful cherub
Moody cherub
Friendly cherub
I know you can't keep your eyes away from them
but, that’s it for today, if you want to see more
just go to your church or just Google them!!
Holy ghost!! Why is the delay?
Yes!! My ride is here!!
Fly my cherub, fly
Don’t look so surprised
Y H W H knows, so many circus tricks
In 2 Samuel 22 9, you will find that, There went up a smoke out of Y H W H’s nostrils
and fire out of his mouth devoured: coals were kindled by it
And in 2 Samuel 22 11, and Y H W H, rode upon a cherub, and did fly: and he was seen upon the wings of the wind.
See you next time! Ba bye!!
What an amazing way to do justice
Paul, have you ever meet this amazing
man god of yours
Yes, my lord
I was not a disciple of Jesus before
I was known as Saul
I used to threat and slaughter the disciples of jesus
but things changed, as I meet him
Please let us go to
NEVER!!
Who’s next ?
What about you? Girly!
MERCY!!
Not in this life!
Many a time, I went from one synagogue to another
to have them punished
and I try to force them to blaspheme
I was so obsessed with persecuting them, that I even hunted them down in foreign cities
On one of these journeys
I was going to Damascus, with the authority and commission of the chief priests
I saw in the way a light from heaven, above the brightness of the sun
shining round about me and them which journeyed with me
Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me?
It is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
That day changed my life
as Y H W H, blessed Jacob by changing his name, to Israel
so, I blessed myself
by changing my name
from Saul to Paul
Paul, what is the meaning of pricks?
My lord and sorry to say such a word in front of your lordship But, I must follow your order
according to oxford dictionary, pricks is a vulgar slang, for a man's ***
I have learned a lot now I must do justice as God do justice
Guards bring those criminals and victims
CRIMINALS!! I LOVE YOU!!
And, guards bring my son
For I so loved the world that I gave my only begotten Son
Paul, I also have other begotten sons and daughters
Don't worry my lord Y H W H also had many begotten sons
Y H W H said to David Thou are my Son; this day have I begotten thee
My lord, what about me? He *** me! No one would marry me now
Yes,Paul, what should I do ?
If a man rapes an unmarried woman
he should pay fifty shekels to the father of the girl and marry her
and he is not allowed to divorce her for rest of her life
problem solved
*** give her father 50 shekel and marry her. True justice
I accept your righteous justice my lord
Marry a ***!!
And cant even divorce him. It is better to die, then to leave by this injustice
Next
My lord, he is my son in law, and he says that, my daughter is not a ***
Paul, what to do?
The fathers have to present evidence to the priest of the virginity of his daughter.
And if he can prove it then the son in law, has to give 100 shekel to the father
What if, he can’t prove it?
His daughter has to be *** to death
Go on get the evidence
Where would I find the evidence? I shouldn't have come here
now they will kill my daughter
What’s wrong?
My lord!! Your son!!
Yes I have sacrificed him for removing the sins of the criminals
No my lord! Your other begotten son!
WHAT??!! What happened to my son?
Prince was caught while committing ***
no problem
give that woman's father fifty shekel and ask my son to marry her then, through her in one corner. Paul am I doing justice?
Yes my lord You are doing fine
But my lord!
What? What’s the problem?
Your son was raping your own daughter
WHAT??!!
My lord.even the other begotten son of Y H W H, faced the same problem
The son of David, refused to listen to his sister, and since he was stronger than she, he *** her
But, still I am getting furious
Yes, when king David heard all this, he was furious as well
even, the other son of David, Absalom, slept with his father’s concubines in the sight of all Israel
Really?
evenwhile Israel was living in the region Reuben went in and slept with his father’s concubine, Bilhah, and Israel heard of it
What did Jacob and David did after hearing this?
They did nothing
Even mighty Jacob who defeated Y H W H in a fight did nothing, so I should follow his foot step
I will also do nothing
Now, I understand bible, I think , holy ghost has inspired me!
No, I did not.
I will follow bible and at the same time I will not
asked in Deuteronomy 22, verse 28 & 29, I will take fifty shekel for my son and I will ask him to marry his sister
Guards bring 50 shekel from my son
Confusing, What just happened??!!
How can one follow bible, by not following it?
JUSTICE!! JUSTICE!! JUSTICE!! JUSTICE!!
This fool king, killed his own son married his son to his daughter
I wonder, who would follow this religion in the future.
We don't believe in bible, we are only here for the money!
We keep on lying and people keep on believing but the stupid ones get caught
I have an announcement! Two new words has been modified
From now on, ELOHIM, which previously meant God, now will also mean, angel.
And proskyne, which previously meant
to kiss the hand to one, in token of reverence, now will also mean, worship
Now people will blame me!
Till now , no one in history, ever changed words from their real meaning, in such a level as they have done.