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How's it going everybody. A lot of you have been hitting me up on Twitter and Facebook
about doing challenges like the cinnamon challenge. I've actually already successfully completed
the cinnamon challenge so *** yourself. Today I thought I would do the baby food challenge
which I am super pumped about and by super pumped I mean zero pumped I *** hate eating
stuff that I don't like. I'm really picky with my food anyway I don't like fish, or
cheese, or chocolate or like dessert really I don't like any desserts. I like italian
sandwiches actually I eat tunafish I eat canned tunafish sandwiches all the time but other
than that no fish it's gross. Anyway the idea is I'm going to blindfold myself, taste some
food and try to identify what the *** flavor is we'll see what happens. Sidebar
if you really want a good effective blindfold you take a T shirt like this hold one corner
and then the other corner, spin it around, and you can really blindfold yourself. I sometimes
do this when I'm sleeping but don't tell anybody. And a lot of people tell I look like a terrorist,
I happen to think I look like more of a pirate. Yea here we go. Ready? That's pretty good.
What is that applesauce? Yea that was good. Apple blueberry? Ooo manzanas y arrandanos.
Yea that was fine. I don't know what these *** babies are complaining about. So I
got that one right. Kind of you said it was applesauce. Well *** yourself I got half
I'm counting it one for one I said applesauce it was apples and blueberries whatever. Here
we go number two oh my god what the *** is ah come on oh god what the *** was that?
oh god. Oh my god chicken noodle. That literally tasted like throw up. I thought this was gonna
be fine ok jesus that was awful. Alright hand? It's great when the guy handing you the ***
baby food starts laughing to himself. Oh this smells *** is this is *** dog food isn't
it. Is it cat food? Nope. It's cat food Jon. No it's not. Ok. Your mistake was smelling
it at all before putting git in you mouth. What a foolish mistake I made. Oh god. Oh
what the *** is this? It's *** dog it's dog food it's gotta be *** dog food. Oh
god. What was that it wasn't dog food? Chicken and Chicken gravy. Dear babies ah one day
it gets better one day you'll graduate to buffalo wings, it's not all chicken and chicken
gravy. I honestly thought that was dog food. OH my god what the ***? Is it peas? Nope.
Carrots. Yup. Gotta be carrots. Oh god it's even worse going down. Carrots, zanahorias.
It wasn't that bad I was still just so scared of that chicken and chicken gravy. Chicken
noodle was the worst cuz it was chunkier, there was like bits of junk I don't ***
know. Feelin good, cruising now. Applesauce. Nailed it. Really? Yup. Cinnamon
ooo motts. Crushing this. Applesauce ***. Alright. What. What is. What the *** was
that? Squash. That was brutal. Squash was bad. I think chicken soup is still the worst.
It's Jello. Jello guaranteed snack pack! Here we go. This is the same *** one you
*** isn't it ***! Nope. It's more chicken then chicken *** how do they eat this dog
food? I can't even swallow my own breath. Come on. The *** was that is it more chicken
and chicken gravy? Ham and ham gravy of *** course it was. Is this blended ham? This is
gross it like. Ingredients: ham water. It is it's pureed. *** ham man it's just
ugh. Blended ham are you out of your *** mind?
What the ***. Is this sour creme? You ***. It's not sour creme. I mean its ok but like
but like it hurts my tongue. Alright what the *** is it? Greek yogurt? That's ***
gross, as I *** eat more of it. This is *** gross like I can't believe
babies have to eat this ***. "They don't know the difference though it's just it's
just food you know?" Well we do. What the. I'm going to say ah apple pie. It's
bananas. Ooo good aftertaste though. Bananas, Bananas.
Ok oh no. Mixed vegetables and beef a nutritious dinner. Nutrition for babies five grams of
protein? Good lord that is horrible. This is so gross this is like the grossest thing
I've ever had these two hands down Gerber I love you buddy you're killing me with the
baby food here. Like it burns oh god. Alright let's keep going. Huh it's spicy,
is this *** mustard? It's mustard, obviously. ***. Mustard. Oh god that was tough.
Yea so if your baby is a growing boy feed him *** 100% mustard. Better than chicken
noodle nutritious dinner or *** beef puree or whatever the *** that other *** was ham
and ham gravy oh god. What the, hot, is that *** hot sauce?
Oh my god it went up my nose, oh what do I do. Oh I like snotted it. Alright well ah
moral of the story is if you're going to try this make sure you can trust your friends
which I *** can't obviously. I hope something I don't know whatever dude *** it I'm done.
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My name is Max No Sleeves and I'll see you next Tuesday.
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