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Narrator: COMING UP...
WHATEVER THIS CRITTER IS IN THERE IS IN DANGER.
THERE HE IS, NEAL!
IT LOOKS LIKE A CIRCUS IN THERE.
HE'S RUNNING TOWARDS THAT DESK!
AAH!
HE'S SPRAYING ME! AAH!
WE'RE GONNA REMOVE THIS HERE CRITTER
AS GENTLEMANLY AS WE CAN.
Jake: LOOK OUT!
[ BARKING ]
OH, MAN! WATCH HIM! WATCH HIM! THERE HE GOES!
Narrator: DEEP IN THE BACKWOODS OF KENTUCKY
LIVES A MAN WHO GREW UP WILD.
Neal: YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT OF BACKWOODS PEOPLE
IN KENTUCKY,
BUT NOBODY ANY MORE BACKWOODS THAN THE TURTLEMAN.
HE WAS 7 YEARS OLD WHEN HE CAUGHT HIS FIRST TURTLE.
Narrator: HE BONDED WITH THE ANIMALS AND LEARNED THEIR WAYS.
[ BIRD CALLING ]
LIVE ACTION!
[ CHEERING ]
Narrator: NOW HE'S KENTUCKY'S NUMBER-ONE MAN
GOT HIM.
Man: THERE'S NOT AN ANIMAL PROBLEM AROUND HERE
THAT THE TURTLEMAN CAN'T TAKE CARE OF.
[ WHOOPING ]
WHOO-HOO! WE GOT LIVE ACTION.
OOH!
Narrator: AND HE DOES IT ALL... WITH HIS BARE HANDS.
[ HISSING ]
CRAZY, BABY!
[ LAUGHS ]
Narrator: THIS IS...
[ WHOOPING ]
Neal: I COME OVER TO TURTLEMAN'S HOUSE TODAY.
HEY, BUDDY. WHERE YOU AT?
I GOT TO DO MY SPRING CLEANING. MY CLOTHES ARE PILING UP ON ME.
HE'S ACTUALLY STRAIGHTENING THE PLACE UP.
YOU GOT TO LOOK BACKWOODS, BUDDY.
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS HE'S PICKING STUFF UP
BUT THEN HE'S PUTTING IT BACK DOWN AGAIN.
MAN, YOU GOT MORE STUFF IN HERE THAN THEY GOT IN A MUSEUM.
DO YOU REALLY NEED -- OW! -- ALL THIS STUFF, ERNIE?
WHAT DO YOU GOT ONE DEER ANTLER IN HERE FOR?
BACK SCRATCHER, BUDDY. SEE?
WELL, IT ALMOST DONE MORE THAN SCRATCHED MY BACK.
SEE THERE?
TWO MORE JUST LIKE IT.
THIS IS MY SIDE SCRATCHER. SEE? LOOK.
OH, THAT'S UP-MY-LEG SCRATCHER.
MY BUDDY MAY NOT BE A HOARDER YET, BUT HE'S TEETERING.
SOME OF THIS STUFF HAS GOT TO GO.
IF YOU WAS TO GATHER PART OF THIS STUFF UP, ERNIE,
AND HAVE, LIKE, A YARD SALE,
YOU COULD MAKE SOME SERIOUS MONEY.
HOW AM I GONNA GET THE PEOPLE TO FIND MY PLACE?
OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
I'LL GET JAKE AND SQUIRREL TO HELP OUT.
HEY, A YARD SALE'S A PERFECT IDEA.
WE MIGHT EVEN MAKE SOMETHING.
IT'LL BE FUN.
YEAH.
A YARD SALE?
[ WHINES ]
Narrator: BEFORE THE GUYS CAN PREP FOR THE SALE, DUTY CALLS.
BUDDY, WE DON'T' HAVE TO GO FAR FROM HOME TODAY.
WE DON'T.
HERSHEL RIGHT HERE IN TOWN CALLED.
HE OWNS A STORAGE UNIT.
HERSHEL WENT OUT, HEARD A HISSING SOUND.
HE THINKS IT'S A CRITTER.
[ Laughing ] AND HE WANTS YOU TO FIGURE IT OUT.
AFTER MORE THAN 30 YEARS IN THE STORAGE BUSINESS,
HERSHEL IS NO STRANGER
TO PROPERTY THAT'S BEEN MISTAKENLY LEFT BEHIND.
BUT AN UNUSUAL SOUND IN ONE UNIT HAS HIM CONCERNED
THAT SOMEONE WHO MOVED IN YESTERDAY
MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN MORE THAN JUST SOME OLD KEEPSAKES.
Hershel: I HEARD LOTS OF SCRATCHINGS AND NOISE IN THERE.
AND I TRIED TO GET AHOLD OF THIS CLIENT.
IF THERE'S A LIVE ANIMAL IN THERE,
IT COULD BE HUNGRY AND IT COULD BE VICIOUS
IF I HAVEN'T OPENED THE DOOR.
WHAT ALL KIND OF ANIMALS WOULD DO THAT, ERNIE -- HISS?
HISS? WELL, IT COULD BE A SNAKE. IT COULD BE A POSSUM.
A POSSUM HISSES REAL LOUD WHEN THEY GET MAD.
[ HISSES ]
THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE, BUDDY.
HUH.
WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S PROBABLY TRAPPED IN THERE
AND DEFINITELY NEEDS OUR HELP, BUDDY.
LIVE ACTION.
LIVE ACTION. [ WHOOPS ]
Turtleman: HOW YOU DOING, PARTNER?
I'M DOING GREAT. GLAD YOU'RE HERE. GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
GLAD TO BE HERE. GLAD TO BE HERE.
YEAH.
YEAH. WHAT'S GOING ON?
WELL, HERE'S THE SITUATION.
I'VE HAD THIS UNIT RENTED.
HOWEVER, I HEARD THESE NOISES IN THERE
AND I KNOW HE OWNED A PET STORE, AND THAT'S WHAT WORRIES ME.
APPARENTLY, THIS GUY MOVED ALL HIS STUFF IN YESTERDAY.
AND HERSHEL'S AFRAID THAT HE MIGHT HAVE
ACCIDENTALLY LEFT AN ANIMAL FROM HIS SHOP IN THERE.
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THERE'S NO ANIMALS IN THERE
THAT ARE IN DISTRESS.
YOU CALLED THE RIGHT MAN. WE'LL GET YOUR PROBLEM THERE, BUDDY.
ALL RIGHTY.
WE DON'T KNOW IF THIS CRITTER IS WILD OR A PET,
SO WE GOT TO BE REAL CAREFUL.
WE START OUR INVESTIGATION AROUND THE PERIMETER.
TURTLEMAN WANTS TO RULE OUT THE POSSIBILITY
THAT THIS CRITTER ACTUALLY SNUCK IN FROM OUTSIDE.
Turtleman: CAN'T GET OUT THERE. IT'S SOLID AS A ROCK.
I DON'T SEE ANY HOLES, NO TRACKS.
THERE'S NO WAY. THIS PLACE IS LIKE FORT KNOX, MAN.
THERE'S NO WAY ANYTHING CAN GET IN
AND THERE'S NO WAY ANYTHING CAN GET OUT.
YEAH.
WHATEVER THIS CRITTER IS IN THERE IS IN DANGER.
SURE ENOUGH, WHEN WE MOVE AROUND TO THE FRONT OF THE UNIT,
I CAN HEAR SOMETHING MOVING.
YOU HEAR THAT?
[ RATTLING ]
IT'S HISSING.
WHATEVER IT IS IS HISSING RIGHT THERE.
WE NEED TO CAREFUL OPENING THIS DOOR
TO KEEP THE CRITTER FROM RUNNING OFF
BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS OR WHAT CONDITION IT'S IN.
SCARE IT BACK THERE A LITTLE BIT.
IT IF RUNS OFF INTO THE WOODS, IT COULD BE VULNERABLE.
LET ME CHECK HERE, BUDDY.
IT AIN'T BY THE DOOR. ALL RIGHT, NEAL.
Turtleman: HERE'S THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
WE'RE ABOUT TO GO FACE TO FACE WITH WHAT'S BEHIND THIS DOOR.
ALL RIGHT.
WE FINALLY GET IN, AND IT'S DARK.
THERE'S TONS OF PLACES FOR THINGS TO HIDE.
Turtleman: MAN.
WHAT?
IT'S A MUSKY SMELL. IS THAT YOU?
NO, SIR. [ SNIFFS ]
I KNOW IT AIN'T ME.
AND IT AIN'T MY UNDERARM, THAT'S FOR SURE,
'CAUSE I TOOK A BATH IN A BARREL THIS MORNING.
WHATEVER THIS CRITTER IS,
I'M GONNA NICKNAME IT STINKY 'CAUSE IT STINKS.
HOW YOU GONNA CATCH THIS THING?
I'M SNIFFING HIM OUT, NEAL, AND IT'S CALLED MUSKING.
[ SNIFFS ]
Neal: ERNIE IS SO BACKWOODS
THAT HE CAN ACTUALLY SNIFF A CRITTER OUT.
HE'S MUSKING OVER HERE. [ SNIFFS ]
AND HE'S MUSKING RIGHT THERE.
[ SNIFFS ]
Here's something over here. Hear it?
HUH! THERE IS IS, NEAL.
THERE IT GOES!
OH, MY GOSH. STINKY'S A MINK!
WHEN A MINK GETS REALLY SCARED, IT LETS OFF A FEAR FART.
PFFT!
SHOOTS IT AT YOU AND IT STINKS LIKE...
OR PERFUME.
COMING TOWARDS YOU.
[ MINK SQUEAKS ]
I DON'T SEE HIM, BUDDY.
Narrator: MINKS CAN GROW TO NEARLY TWO FEET IN THE WILD,
BUT THEIR SLENDER BODIES ALLOW THEM
TO SNAKE THROUGH TIGHT AREAS AND ELUDE POTENTIAL THREATS.
Neal: HERE HE IS, ERNIE.
I GO TO CATCH HIM, HE'S ALL OVER THE PLACE.
HERE, THERE, EVERYWHERE.
HE'S BACK OVER WHERE I'M AT.
I'M RUNNING OVER HERE.
NEAL'S SAYING HE'S BACK OVER THERE.
HERE HE IS!
THERE HE IS, NEAL!
IT LOOKS LIKE A CIRCUS IN THERE.
BACK THAT WAY! BACK THAT WAY!
HE'S RUNNING TOWARDS THAT DESK!
STINKY MINKY BEELINES IT FOR A DESK DRAWER.
AND JUST LIKE THAT, TURTLEMAN'S GOT HIM CORNERED.
I SHUT IT BACK.
[ GRUNTING ]
OKAY, RIGHT THERE.
BUT I'M NOT SURE STINKY MINKY'S GONNA GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT.
MAN, HE'S FIGHTING, NEAL.
OH, BE CAREFUL, ERNIE.
[ GRUNTS ]
OW!
[ WHOOPING ]
Narrator: TURTLEMAN AND NEAL ARE ON A RESCUE MISSION
TO SAVE A MINK THAT'S TRAPPED IN A STORAGE UNIT.
HERE HE IS!
HE'S RUNNING TOWARDS THAT DESK!
BUT STINKY MINKY SHOWS NO SIGN OF SURRENDER.
Turtleman: OKAY, NEAL.
Turtleman: WHEN I REACH FOR HIM TO GET HIM OUT OF THE DESK,
STINKY MINKY SPRAYS ME WITH HIS MUSK SMELL!
I SMELL IT.
GOT ME RIGHT IN THE FACE!
UGH!
HIS SPRAY GOES RIGHT INTO MY EYES.
AAAH!
UGH!
Narrator: WHEN THREATENED, MINKS EXCRETE A FOUL MUSK SIMILAR TO A SKUNK'S.
BUT UNLIKE SKUNKS,
MINKS ARE NOT ABLE TO CONTROL OR AIM THE POTENT SPRAY.
AT LEAST WITH SKUNKS,
TURTLEMAN CAN ANTICIPATE WHEN THE SPRAY'S COMING.
BUT STINKY MINKY'S JUST LETTING LOOSE.
OH, HE'S SPRAYING ME AGAIN. AAH!
MAN, HE'S IN A GOOD SPOT.
THE SPRAY WAS THE FIRST ASSAULT.
OW! DANG IT!
WHAT A BITE. MAN, THAT'S A STRIKE.
NOW STINKY'S ON THE OFFENSIVE,
SNAPPING AT TURTLEMAN JUST LIKE A COBRA.
YOU FEEL THAT, NEAL?
MAN, HE TRIED TO BITE YOUR FINGER OFF.
Narrator: EQUIPPED WITH FOUR SHARP CANINE TEETH,
MINKS STRIKE WITH TENACITY AND LATCH ON TO THEIR PREY.
TURTLEMAN'S GLOVES PROVIDE LITTLE PROTECTION.
HE'S GOT A PRESSURE WITH ALL THOSE TEETH.
THEM THINGS BITE HARD. OW!
COME ON, STINKY MINKY. CALM DOWN.
I JUST WANT TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE, BUDDY.
STINKY MINKY WON'T SURVIVE IF WE LEAVE HIM IN HERE.
HE KEEPS BITING AT ME.
I'M GONNA USE THIS TO MY ADVANTAGE.
I'M GONNA TRY TO LOOSEN UP MY GLOVE, LET HIM BITE ON THAT,
AND I CAN PULL HIM, EASE HIM ON OUT.
OH, MAN, I BARELY MISSED HIM, NEAL.
OH, BE CAREFUL, ERNIE.
SO CLOSE. THAT WAS SO CLOSE.
OH! I GOT HIM, NEAL.
GOT HIM?
STINKY MINKY IN THE HAND.
[ MINK SQUEAKING ]
I DON'T KNOW WHO'S GOT WHO HERE.
STINKY MINKY GETS AWAY NOW HE'S GONNA GO RIGHT FOR MY FACE.
HEY, YOU'RE ONLY GONNA GET ONE SHOT.
HERE WE GO!
GOOD.
DO IT. TORNADO IT.
WHOO-HOO! [ WHOOPING ]
STINKY MINKY IN THE BAG.
GOOD JOB, MAN.
Neal: FINALLY ERNIE'S ABLE TO CATCH STINKY MINKY.
WOULDN'T HAVE LASTED LONG IN THERE.
AND NOW IT'S TIME TO GO TO HIGHER GROUND, BUDDY.
Hershel: WHAT'D YOU FIND, TURTLEMAN?
A MINK.
OH, MY GOODNESS. LOOK AT THAT.
WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE TURTLEMAN ACTUALLY FOUND A MINK.
Neal: HERSHEL WILL CONTACT THE OWNER
AND LET HIM KNOW WE RESCUED A MINK.
Turtleman: FOR A REWARD, HE SAYS I CAN HAVE
ANYTHING FROM ANY ABANDONED UNIT.
DING! [ LAUGHS ]
Neal: TURTLEMAN HAS SO MUCH JUNK
THAT HE ALREADY NEEDS TO HAVE A YARD SALE,
BUT MY BUDDY JUST CAN'T HELP HIMSELF.
THAT WAS A GOOD HAUL, NEAL.
[ LOLLY BARKS ]
THERE WASN'T EVEN NO ROOM FOR LOLLY IN THE BACK.
WE GOT SOME TREASURE. YAHOO!
Neal: MAN, ERNIE, YOU SERIOUSLY GOT A PROBLEM, BUDDY.
WE'RE HAVING A YARD SALE RIGHT AT MY HOUSE,
AND MY PRIORITY IS TO FIND OUT WHAT I NEED TO SELL
AND WHAT NOT TO SELL.
WHERE TO START? WOW. [ CHUCKLES ]
I DIDN'T REALIZE I HAD ALL THIS STUFF.
SELL IT, SELL IT...
KEEP IT, KEEP IT.
NEAL SAID HE WAS GONNA GET THE GANG
AND HELP ME OUT WITH ALL MY CHORES.
I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM NOWHERE.
I GUESS THEY'RE GETTING THINGS DONE --
WHATEVER THEY NEED TO BE GETTING DONE.
THANK YOU GUYS FOR SHOWING UP, MAN. I OWE YOU BIG.
WHAT'S GOING ON, BUDDY?
AT MY HOUSE, YARD SALES ARE EASY.
AT TURTLEMAN'S HOUSE...
...HE'S MILES FROM CIVILIZATION.
MY MOUTH WROTE A CHECK THAT I CAN'T CASH BY MYSELF,
SO I CALLED IN THE GUYS TO HELP ME.
JUST HAND THESE OUT,
AND HOPEFULLY WE'LL GET SOMEBODY TO COME UP THERE.
ALL RIGHT.
GOOD LUCK, PARTNER.
Neal: Y'ALL DOING ALL RIGHT TODAY?
WHY, JUST FINE.
IS THERE ANY CHANCE YOU CAN HELP ME OUT?
Neal: WE'RE TRYING TO HAND OUT THESE FLYERS,
AND IT'S NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL.
PLEASE GO UP TO TURTLEMAN'S TO THE YARD SALE.
HEY, YOU GUYS. TURTLEMAN'S HAVING A YARD SALE.
LIVE ACTION YARD SALE AT TURTLEMAN'S HOUSE.
NO, IT'S TOO FAR AWAY.
WHAT?
OH, THAT'S TOO FAR. THAT'S ALL THE WAY OUT THERE.
I'VE GOT TO THINK OF A WAY TO GET PEOPLE TO COME.
I CAN'T LET MY BUDDY DOWN.
Narrator: AS THE YARD SALE LOOMS CLOSER,
THE GUYS GET ROLLING ON ONE LAST-MINUTE CRITTER CALL.
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A CIGAR AFICIONADO?
AFICIONADO.
THIS FELLOW NAMED ALLEN CALLED.
HE RUNS THIS KENTUCKY GENTLEMEN CIGAR FACTORY.
AND SO, HE MOVED IN TO A NEW BUILDING,
AND IT'S GOT CRITTERS IN IT.
OVER THE LAST DECADE,
CIGAR ENTREPRENEUR ALLEN HAS BUILT A THRIVING BUSINESS,
THANKS IN PART TO HIS UNIQUE BOURBON-BARREL AGING PROCESS.
BUT AFTER A RECENT EXPANSION INTO A LARGER SPACE,
ALLEN IS FACED WITH A NEW PROBLEM --
A CRITTER THAT'S BEEN TAMPERING WITH HIS BOURBON BARRELS
FULL OF TOBACCO.
A CRITTER IN MY LOCATION COULD MAKE A MESS OUT OF EVERYTHING.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IT TAKES TO MAKE A KENTUCKY GENTLEMEN?
WHAT DOES IT TAKE?
WELL, OPENING DOORS FOR PEOPLE
AND HELPING LITTLE OLD LADIES ACROSS THE STREET.
RIGHT.
AND, YOU KNOW, LOOK, NEAL! A YARD SALE!
NO, I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT.
YEAH, THAT'S GENTLEMANLY RIGHT HERE.
YEAH. GENTLEMANLY?
WE'RE ONE THE WAY.
LIVE ACTION, SIR.
LIVE ACTION, SIR.
I THINK WE SHALL GO GET THIS CRITTER.
HOW YOU ALL DOING? GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUD.
YEAH.
ALLEN MOBLEY.
OKAY.
OUR NEW PLACE IS AN OLD HARDWARE STORE.
WE HAVE BARRELS TURNED OVER,
TOBACCO JUST ALL SHREDDED OUT EVERYWHERE.
WE'RE AT THE KENTUCKY GENTLEMEN CIGAR FACTORY.
SO IF I'M GONNA BE A GENTLEMAN, I GOT TO ACT LIKE A GENTLEMAN.
BUDDY, IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR BACK?
NOPE.
WE'RE GONNA REMOVE THIS HERE CRITTER
AS GENTLEMANLY AS WE CAN, SIR.
YES, SIR.
AND WE'LL GET STARTED THERE.
AND WHICH WAY DO WE GO TO FIND THIS CRITTER?
JUST BACK UP THE ROAD.
Narrator: COMING UP...
THERE'S A LOT TO LOOK FOR IN THIS BUILDING.
THERE'S WHAT THEY DESTROYED.
THIS IS GONNA BE A STICKY JOB.
YOU THINK SO, SIR?
THIS CRITTER'S FIXING FOR A DUEL.
LIVE ACTION! WHAT IS IT?!
OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!
Jake: BE CAREFUL, ERNIE! NEAL, LOOK OUT!
[ WHOOPING ]
Narrator: TURTLEMAN AND NEAL ARE AT THE FUTURE HOME
OF THE KENTUCKY GENTLEMEN CIGAR COMPANY.
AND TODAY THE GUYS ARE CAPTURING CRITTERS
THE KENTUCKY GENTLEMAN WAY.
MAN, THIS BUILDING IS HUGE, NEAL!
A KENTUCKY GENTLEMAN ALWAYS FOLLOWS STRICT PROCEDURES
WHEN HE'S INVESTIGATING A CRITTER CALL.
EXCUSE ME, PLANTS. I HAVE TO CUT MY WAY THROUGH.
I'M SO SORRY.
YOU ALWAYS WANT TO CUT AWAY
THE BRANCHES AROUND A BUILDING LIKE THAT.
THAT'S JUST INVITING CRITTERS RIGHT IN.
WATCH THEM BRIARS, NEAL.
Neal: EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME. YES, SIR.
A HOLE RIGHT HERE, NEAL!
THERE'S A HOLE RIGHT IN THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING --
PERFECT PLACE FOR IN AND OUTS.
LET ME BLOCK THIS, NEAL.
GOOD DEAL.
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS TOBACCO
THAT'S GOT AN ANIMAL COMING IN TO CHECK THINGS OUT.
THERE'S WHAT THEY DESTROYED.
I MEAN, NOTHING EATS TOBACCO, BUDDY, AFTER IT CURES UP.
WELL, YOU KNOW, THEY USE MOLASSES TO FLAVOR THE TOBACCO.
MAYBE THAT'S WHAT HE'S AFTER.
NEAL'S RIGHT.
ONCE MY FINGERS GET ALL STICKY,
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT IS.
THIS IS WHAT THE CRITTER'S AFTER -- MOLASSES.
THIS IS GONNA BE A STICKY JOB.
[ CHUCKLES ] YOU THINK SO, SIR?
YES, SIR.
THIS CRITTER LOVES TOBACCO, SO I'M GONNA NAME HIM SMOKEY.
GOOD OLD SMOKEY.
TURTLEMAN DECIDES TO CALL FOR BACKUP,
BUT I'M NOT SURE THE GUY HE'S GOT IN MIND
IS THE GENTLEMAN WE NEED FOR SUCH A SENSITIVE JOB.
DANG! WHEN DID THIS PLACE CLOSE DOWN?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
I'M FINE, SIR. HOW ARE YOU, SIR?
GOOD TO SEE YOU, SIR.
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU TWO HILLBILLIES?
JAKE JUST SIMPLY DON'T UNDERSTAND GENTLEMAN.
I'M THINKING, JAKE, WITH MY GENTLEMANLY MIND HERE,
I'M GONNA MAKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF MOLASSES TRAPS.
ERNIE'S PLAN IS FOR US TO SEPARATE THIS SORGHUM
ON THE FAR SIDE OF THE BUILDING,
TO PUT OUT NOT ONE, BUT A COUPLE OR THREE SPOTS
SO THAT WE CAN CATCH IT AND GET IT OUT OF HERE.
I GOT MINE DONE!
Jake: ONE DONE OVER HERE!
Neal: THE TOBACCO'S OUT IN PLACE
AND A LITTLE TRAIL GOING TO EACH BARREL.
NOW WHAT WE GOT TO DO IS MAN THESE TRAPS.
WHEN THIS CRITTER COMES IN TO GET A BITE,
WE'RE GONNA BE THERE TO BITE HIM.
[ LOLLY BARKING ]
Jake: I'M JUST SITTING, WAITING BY MY BAIT TRAP.
ALL OF A SUDDEN, LOLLY STARTS BARKING
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BUILDING.
TURTLEMAN, IT'S ON! GET OVER HERE!
Turtleman: WE GOT LIVE ACTION, JAKE!
WHAT IS IT?!
OH! OH, MAN!
HOLY SMOKES!
WHOA! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE RIGHT HERE!
THERE'S MORE THAN ONE!
"SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT," BOYS!
RACCOONS ARE NOCTURNAL.
I GUESS THEY'VE JUST BEEN RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSES ALL ALONG.
WE JUST WOKE THEM UP.
WE GOT TO SAVE THESE RACCOONS
BEFORE SOMEBODY KICKS THEM OUT THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
I'M GONNA CATCH SMOKEY WHILE JAKE KEEPS AN EYE ON BANDIT.
HE'S ON THE SHELF, BUT HE'S NOT FOR SALE.
I'M GONNA USE MY GENTLEMANLY TOUCH TODAY
AND SEE IF I CAN JUST TALK HIM INTO THE BAG VERY PEACEFULLY.
LIKE THE GENTLEMAN, WE'RE JUST GONNA SLIP YOU INTO THE BAG.
COME ON, SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT.
OH, MAN!
I'VE GOT TO GO BACKWOODS TO GET HIM INTO THE BAG.
[ GRUNTS ] OKAY. OKAY.
Jake: WATCH HIM. HE'S FEISTY!
Turtleman: OKAY! HERE WE GO! OKAY!
AAH! I LOST MY STICK!
SMOKEY TOOK MY STICK!
NEAL, I NEED MY OTHER STICK! NEAL!
YEAH! WHERE'S THE BUCKET?
THE BUCKET'S RIGHT HERE.
THE ONLY THING I CAN FIND IS TWO COMMODE PLUNGERS.
I'D HAVE DONE BETTER WITH A BUCKET OF PAINT.
HERE YOU ARE, SIR.
THAT'S ALL I GOT.
THAT'S COMMODE STUFF. HOW'D YOU FIND A PLUNGER?
AAH! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, NEAL?
Turtleman: READY.
THERE YOU GO. ALL RIGHT.
I'M GOING FOR YOU. HERE WE GO.
Jake: HERE YOU GO. PUT HIM IN THE BAG.
I TRY TO GRAB THE BANDIT, BUT HE SLIPS OUT OF MY HANDS,
TAKES OFF DOWN THE AISLE RUNNING.
I GOT TO GET HIM.
NEAL, LOOK OUT!
OH, BOY!
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!
BE CAREFUL, ERNIE! NEAL, LOOK OUT!
[ WHOOPING ]
Narrator: THE TURTLE TEAM HAS CAPTURED SMOKEY,
AN ILL-MANNERED RACCOON
THAT'S BEEN LOOTING ALLEN'S TOBACCO BARRELS.
BUT SMOKEY'S PAL, BANDIT, IS STILL AT LARGE.
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!
Jake: BE CAREFUL, ERNIE! NEAL, LOOK OUT!
LOOK OUT!
WE NEED TO CATCH BANDIT
AND RELOCATE HIM TO A NEW SAFE PLACE.
BUT HE JUST WON'T QUIT.
Narrator: RACCOONS CAN REACH SPEEDS OF UP TO 15 MILES PER HOUR,
AND THEIR REMARKABLE CLIMBING SKILLS
MAKE THEM NATURAL ESCAPE ARTISTS.
WATCH HIM! WATCH HIM! THERE HE GOES!
Turtleman: ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE HEADS FOR THE CORNER,
AND I KNOW WHAT HE'S THINKING.
MAN, IF BANDIT GETS OVER THAT WALL,
HE'S LOOSE AND GONE,
AND I GOT TO MAKE MY MOVE RIGHT HERE.
Neal: OH, THAT WAS CLOSE.
I CAN'T GET TO HIS TAIL.
TURTLEMAN FINALLY HAS BANDIT CONTAINED.
BUT THIS CRITTER'S FIXING FOR A DUEL.
WHOA! WHOA!
I'M GOING BACK IN. I'LL CALL FOR A BUCKET. AAH!
YOU ALMOST HAD HIM.
CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR!
PHEW. OKAY.
Turtleman: BANDIT TURNS HIS BACK ON ME TO CLIMB THE WALL.
THIS IS MY CHANCE TO GRAB HIS TAIL.
[ GRUNTS ] GOT HIM!
HERE WE GO!
IN THE BAG! IN THE BAG!
AAAH!
GET THE PLUNGER! GET THE PLUNGER!
OH, MAN!
MAN, THESE ARE SOME FINE GENTLEMAN RIGHT HERE.
OH, THESE ARE MY VARMINTS. ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S YOUR CRITTER PROBLEM, BUDDY.
ALLEN, BEING THE GENTLEMAN THAT HE IS, HE GIVES ME A CIGAR BOX.
TURTLEMAN IS MY TYPE OF GUY.
I'D CALL HIM IN A HEARTBEAT.
WELL, ALLEN, WE THANK YOU, BUDDY.
ALL RIGHT.
TODAY I CAUGHT TWO RACCOONS.
PLUS I LEARNED HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN.
WHOO-HOO!
NEAL CONVINCED ME TO SELL SOME OF MY STUFF.
SO I PICKED OUT MY BEST TURTLE GEAR.
PEOPLE FROM MILES AROUND IS GONNA COME AND BUY MY STUFF.
SQUIRREL'S GOT THE LEMONADE READY.
JAKE, HE'S GOT DOUGHNUTS LAID OUT.
NEAL SAYS, "PUT UP A SIGN AND PEOPLE WILL COME."
BUT WHERE IS EVERYBODY.
WHERE IS NEAL AT?
HE TOLD YOU HE'D BE HERE. HE'LL BE HERE.
I'M GETTING ABOUT READY TO CALL IT A DAY.
AND IT'S NEAL, TOO!
HEY, IT'S NEAL!
[ BOTH WHOOPING ]
NEAL JUST BROUGHT A TON OF PEOPLE UP HERE. [ CHUCKLES ]
I DON'T KNOW HOW HE PULLED THAT OFF.
I BRIBED PEOPLE IN TOWN.
I GAVE THEM LIKE FIVE BUCKS APIECE.
I HAVEN'T TOLD ERNIE.
I HOPE HE DOES SOME SELLING.
LIVE-ACTION YARD SALE -- EVERYTHING MUST GO!
Turtleman: THERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
THANK YOU.
HOW ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOVIES OVER THERE?
MOVIES? WELL, THEY'RE JUST EMPTY CASES TO PUT MOVIES IN.
YOU GOT A BLANK MOVIE SOMEWHERE?
I'LL THROW IN THE BOOTS TO GO WITH IT -- THESE TWO RIGHT BOOTS. HUH?
Turtleman: I MADE A COUPLE DOLLARS TODAY.
I GOT $38, MAN.
I'M GONNA THROW A COUPLE DOLLARS IN FOR NEAL
FOR HELPING ME OUT TODAY.
I MUST'VE SPENT LIKE 150-SOME BUCKS.
ERNIE MAKES 38 BUCKS AND GIVES ME $10 --
BAD BUSINESS MOVE.
[ WHOOPING ] WE GONNA DO THIS EVERY WEEK!
YEAH! WHOO!
"CALL OF THE WILDMAN" CONTINUES ONLINE.
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AND MORE [WHOOPING] LIVE ACTION.