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JAKE: If you want to attack them, then we shall wait for the break. Look, two
security guards are watching any visitors. You might arrest you.
MATT D: I don’t want to hear your voice again!
JAKE: But.
[caliber shot]
MATT D: I said shut up. (woman scream) Nobody move this is a stick up.
BLUEBIRD: I escaped. Jason was abducted. Domingo, listen to me. Turn the radio on!
STEVEN: Good evening, a scene happens on the studio 2 of Sirius Broadcasting Center.
Gang leader, G-Wizard-triple-7, abducted assistant producers in the set while his
two aides abducted controllers in the control room. Before the incident happen, one
witness, bluebird1494, saw two security guards collapsed, as they shot bullets, most
likely a caliber. When the attack initially began, some audiences in the studio escaped
while other remain inside. Tune in to our news summary before sign-off at Sirius radio.
I’m Steven Harding.
[car speeds up]
JOKER: This is getting crazy. How can we stop them?
BATMAN: Me either. I know!
JAKE: What’s that you say, Schultz? Boo-who. Poor you.
ARCHIE: Nobody messes with the staff. Say goodbye to your kneecap, chucklehead.
[bonks]
KATE: Eat my words, we don’t want strangers. That includes you! PK SMASH!
[punches]
MATT N:All right! We surrender! We give up! JAKE: Don’t kill us.
ARCHIE: I think our work is done. Next up: G-Wizard-777!
PAULA: What the hell are you doing? You ***! I am older than you are. Five
months!
MATT D: How did you know? PAULA: Tim sneaks your birth date. Your birthday
is September 27, 1995. Mine is April.
MATT D: April what? PAULA: Sorry. Can’t tell! Haha/
NEON GIRL: Poor Paula. Hey audience! Let’s sing “Eight Melodies” and defeat that
puny Giyga.
[Eight Melodies]
MATT D: Gah! Stop singing. STOP singing! STOP! Stop the song! STOP IT! STOP THAT SONG! You
puny little Earth bugs! Shut up, and STOP singing! The SONG...STOP IT! Stop... Please,
stop!
Just kidding! (shoots gun, evil laugh) BEANIE: No! Kyte! You will pay for this!
JOKER: What is that? BATMAN: The epic music. The attack has just
begun.
JOKER: No, I mean the weapon she’s holding. BATMAN: That’s a taser gun, an electroshock
weapon. I have my own.
JOKER: Cool! BEANIE: Eat this!
[taser sound effect] BATMAN: Don’t tase me! I was not responsible
for killing your child!
BEANIE: It’s you! BATMAN: No.
BEANIE: Who? BATMAN: G-Wizard-777. That guy hates Pokémon
and abuses it. You must be careful. Use your taser to defeat that ***.
NEON GIRL: Did someone says taser? I have one. Let’s do this.
BATMAN: Ready, aim, tase!
BEANIE: Still intact. BATMAN: Tase! (taser)
MATT D: Ouch! (tased again) No, cramps. NEON GIRL: He’s going to give up.
BATMAN: Finish him! Stepping forward to 12 feet. Ready, aim…
MATT D: Please stop! I give up! Sorry, for being a stupid jerk. Please, Tim, have mercy.