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- PREVIOUSLY ON MARRIED TO MEDICINE...
- I WAS AT THE SALON.
TOYA HAD BEEN IN THERE TALKING THAT AYDIN'S NOT LAUREN'S DAD.
- I'VE BEEN A FRIEND TO TOYA.
SHE'S NOT JUST HURTING ME,
BUT SHE'S HURTING MY BABY.
DOES SHE NOT GET THAT?
- DON'T PUT YOUR [bleep]-- - RESPECTFUL, MARIAH--
- LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. - WE DON'T--
- LET ME TELL YOU-- - MARIAH!
[bleep]! - HELL, ***.
NAW, ***.
- WAIT! NO, NO, NO!
[both grunting]
NO, NO, NO!
[glass shatters]
- MARIAH OBVIOUSLY WAS EITHER INTOXICATED,
UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
I DON'T KNOW.
- COME ON, MARIAH. LET GO!
- THIS IS NOT HOW WE ACT.
- WHEN SOMEBODY PUTS THEIR HANDS ON YOU,
IT TAKES YOU TO A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL.
- MM.
- I FEEL LIKE WE LOOK LIKE THE VILLAINS.
- SHE WAS THE EXAMPLE.
LITTLE GIRL FROM NOWHERE MAKING GOOD.
- I KNOW THAT'S NOT YOU, SO WHY DID YOU DO IT?
- 'CAUSE THE THINGS SHE HAS DONE TO ME
I WOULD NEVER DO TO A PERSON.
[upbeat dance music]
- ♪ NOW PAGING DR. JACKIE ♪
♪ DR. SIMONE ♪
♪ KARI ♪
♪ TOYA ♪
♪ QUAD ♪
♪ MARIAH ♪
♪ ♪
[siren wailing]
[hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- GOOD MORNING, DARLING. - HEY, LOVE.
- HOW ARE YOU? - DID YOU JUST GET HERE?
- YEAH, YEAH. I WAS A LITTLE LATE.
- WHY, THE KIDS? - KIDS.
- GETTING TO SCHOOL?
- OH, I JUST HAD A MEETING.
SO, UM, HEY, LISTEN... - YEAH.
- YOU NEED TO SIGN THIS FOR THE ACCOUNTANTS.
- OH, WHAT'S-- WHAT'S THIS FOR?
- TAX RETURN. I NEED TO GET SIGNATURE ON THAT.
AND THEN I WANTED TO GO OVER-- UH, DOWN TO THE SECOND FLOOR.
WE'VE GOT A LOT TO GO OVER DOWN THERE.
DUNCAN IS A WONDERFUL DOCTOR,
BUT A TERRIBLE BUSINESSMAN.
AND THAT'S WHERE I COME IN.
SHALL I HOLD YOUR HAND WHILE WE WALK DOWNSTAIRS?
- DO YOU WANT TO HOLD SOMETHING ELSE?
NO, I'M KIDDING. - HA, HA, HA.
AFTER RENTING FOR 16 YEARS,
IT WAS MY IDEA TO BUY A MEDICAL BUILDING,
AND THE MIDDLE FLOOR IS STILL AVAILABLE.
[line ringing] - IS THAT SIMONE?
- YEAH. - OH, OKAY.
- I REALLY THINK THAT SPACE THAT WE HAVE ON THE SECOND FLOOR
WOULD BE FABULOUS FOR SIMONE.
- HELLO. - DR. SIMONE, GOOD MORNING.
SIMONE AND I GET ON REALLY WELL.
- HEY, GIRLIE. HOW IS YOUR DAY?
- WELL, MY DARLING.
I'M HERE WITH DUNCAN,
AND WE'RE ON THE SECOND FLOOR OF THE BUILDING, AND--
- HEY, SIMONE. - HE'S ON THE PHONE, TOO.
- HEY, DOCTOR. - HEY.
- WE'RE JUST LOOKING AT A FLOOR LAYOUT PLAN.
AS AN OB-GYN,
SHE WOULD BENEFIT BEING IN A BUILDING
WITH FIVE PRIMARY CARE DOCTORS.
- WHAT'S THE SQUARE FOOTAGE?
- WELL, YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE.
I MEAN, THE FLOOR IS 6,300,
BUT IT'S BROKEN DOWN INTO TWO SUITES.
- OH.
- WE WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU WERE IN THE BUILDING.
- YEAH, THAT WOULD BE NICE. IT SOUNDS NICE.
I'VE GOT TO COME AND TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
- YOU LOOK AT YOUR CALENDAR,
AND YOU CAN CALL US BACK, DARLING.
- ALL RIGHT, THANKS FOR CALLING, KARI.
- BYE. - BYE-BYE.
- THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
- SHE WOULD BE GREAT HERE. - SHE WOULD.
- THAT COULD WORK. - WHAT ABOUT AYDIN?
HE WAS GOING TO COME AND LOOK AT THE SPACE TOO.
- [sighs] - I MEAN, ARE WE--
- DARLING-- - ARE WE TALKING TO AYDIN?
- IT'S BEEN A COUPLE OF WEEKS SINCE THE FIGHT.
DUNCAN AND MARIAH'S HUSBAND AYDIN
HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME,
BUT THEY HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO EACH OTHER.
EVERYBODY'S ON EDGE.
- I MEAN, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT TALKING TO MARIAH EVER AGAIN.
- I WOULD LOVE AYDIN TO BE IN THIS BUILDING,
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, HE'S MARRIED TO MARIAH.
- [scoffs]
- AND THAT COMES WITH SOME SERIOUS BAGGAGE.
- WELL, HON, I DON'T KNOW.
- AND WE'RE NOT TALKING LOUIS VUITTON.
- [laughs]
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♪ ♪
- HONEY.
- YEAH?
- I WANT TO GO OVER THE GUEST LIST AS FAR AS SPOOKY OOKEY.
- NOW HOW MUCH IS THIS GOING TO COST ME?
- HONEY, WE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT COST,
SO LET'S NOT EVEN GO THERE.
LET'S JUST STAY FOCUSED ON WHO WE'RE GOING TO INVITE.
- I THINK THAT SHOULD BE THE FOCUS.
- WE ARE THROWING AN OVER-THE-TOP
HALLOWEEN PARTY FOR THE KIDS,
AND WE'VE PUT A LOT OF CREATIVE THOUGHT BEHIND THIS.
IT'S CALLED THE SPOOKY OOKEY, AND IT IS GOING TO BE A BLAST.
I DO WANT TO INVITE SIMONE, BECAUSE--
- YEAH, THAT'D BE NICE.
- YEAH, BECAUSE, I MEAN, SHE HAS BEEN SUCH A GOOD FRIEND.
IT'S BEEN A COUPLE OF WEEKS SINCE THE FIGHT,
AND EVERYONE, INCLUDING MY HUSBAND,
HAVE BEEN VERY SUPPORTIVE.
- AND THIS IS ON HALLOWEEN DAY, RIGHT?
- THIS IS ON HALLOWEEN.
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT WE CAN DO A RUN THROUGH
OF ALL THE GAMES AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
I MEAN, I'M, LIKE-- I'M EXCITED.
- YEAH, AS LONG AS IT'S A NICE, PEACEFUL--
YOU KNOW, I DON'T--
- WHEN DO WE NOT HAVE PEACEFUL PARTIES?
- I KNOW, BUT, LIKE, IT'S JUST, THE WHOLE MARIAH THING
HAS GOT ME KIND OF-- - DON'T GET ME WRONG.
WE MAILED OUT SOME OF THE INVITATIONS,
AND I DID MAIL HERS OUT.
I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO PLAN MONTHS AHEAD,
SO I STARTED PUTTING TOGETHER INVITATIONS
TWO MONTHS BEFORE THE PARTY DATE,
AND MARIAH WAS DEFINITELY ON THE LIST.
- YEAH, BUT SHE CAN'T COME.
- I'M THINKING THAT SHE KNOWS BETTER.
'CAUSE WE GOT OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS HERE,
AND SHE'S TRYING TO--GONNA COME HERE WITH ALL THIS STUFF,
YOU KNOW, IN PEOPLE'S FACE, I MEAN, I JUST DON'T WANT
IT TO BE ASSUMED THAT SHE'S NOT GOING TO COME.
I WANT HER TO KNOW THAT SHE'S NOT GOING TO COME.
- I MEAN, IF YOU WANT, I CAN REACH OUT TO HER
AND TELL HER, "DON'T COME TO MY HOUSE."
- SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TELL HER.
- I HAVEN'T SEEN OR SPOKEN TO MARIAH
SINCE AYDIN AND DUNCAN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
I'M HAVING A HARD TIME RIGHT NOW
TELLING MYSELF THAT I'M OVER IT,
BECAUSE THE REALITY IS, I'M NOT.
YOU KNOW, AND IT JUST DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY.
- MM-HMM.
- I MEAN, I WOULD LOVE TO CHALK IT UP
AND SAY THAT MARIAH AND HER MOTHER
HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK THAT NIGHT,
BUT HONESTLY, LIKE,
MARIAH OBVIOUSLY WAS UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
I DON'T KNOW.
I'LL SEND AN EMAIL. I'LL SEND IT RIGHT NOW.
WE CAN SAY SOMETHING LIKE-- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- "HEY, ***, DON'T COME."
- [laughs]
- IT WOULD BE NICE IF EVERYONE LIKED EACH OTHER.
- RIGHT.
- BUT THAT'S NOT REALITY. - MM-HMM.
- GONNA BE CORDIAL, AND WE'RE GOING TO SAY,
"I'M SORRY TO INFORM YOU"--
- "YOUR INVITATION TO THE HARRIS SPOOKY OOKEY PARTY
IS NO LONGER VALID."
- IT'S UNFORTUNATE, BECAUSE MY SONS
HAVE GOTTEN REALLY CLOSE TO MARIAH'S CHILDREN.
THEY'RE SWEET KIDS, YOU KNOW,
BUT I CAN'T TELL HER TO DROP 'EM OFF AND KEEP ON MOVIN'.
- "BUT DUE TO THE UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCES,
WE HAVE DECIDED TO GO WITH OTHER FRIENDS."
- [laughs]
BUT HOW DO WE END IT?
- "SINCERELY, THE HARRIS FAMILY."
WHAT?
I MEAN, YOU GET EMAILS LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME.
I'M SURE SHE DOES.
"SINCERELY, THE HARRISES."
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♪ ♪
[doorbell rings]
- [giggling]
- WHAT'S THE "T"?
- WHAT'S THE "T," "T," "T," HONEY?
- WHAT'S THE "T," "T," "T," "T," "T?"
- I SEE YOU GOT-- YOU CHECK YOUR EMAIL, BABY.
- HEY, HONEY BOO-BOO.
- IT'S BEEN A ROUGH TWO WEEKS SINCE TOYA AND I HAD OUR FIGHT,
BECAUSE I'M HAVING TO APOLOGIZE
TO MY HUSBAND, TO OUR GUESTS THAT WAS AT THE PARTY.
I'VE NEVER IMAGINED I WOULD BE IN THIS SITUATION.
AND JUST-- I JUST HAVE TO MOVE ON.
WE GOING TO BAKE SOME HALLOWEEN COOKIES...
- OKAY. - FOR THE KIDS.
- OH, THIS IS CUTE.
SO THEY HAVE ALL THESE LITTLE DESIGNS ON?
THIS IS PUMPKINS, AND LITTLE SCAREDY-CATS.
- MM-HMM, YES, THEY DO.
- THAT'S A SCAREDY-CAT. IS THAT TOYA?
- MM, MAYBE.
- IS THAT A LITTLE SCAREDY-CAT ON THERE?
- OH, YOU KNOW SHE'S NOT SCARED ANYMORE. YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT?
SHE'S VERY BIG AND BOLD NOW.
- THANK YOU, MY LOVE. I APPRECIATE IT.
- MM, MISS TOYA. - SHE DID JUMP BACK, DIDN'T SHE?
- I GOT TO SHOW YOU WHAT SHE SENT ME.
SINCE THE FIGHT, TOYA AND I HAVEN'T TALKED,
AND HER SENDING DISINVITES
DEFINITELY DOESN'T HELP THE DAMN SITUATION.
- WHAT'S THE "T?"
- PREPARE YOURSELF, HONEY.
FIRST SHE'S GOING AROUND TALKING ABOUT
AYDIN NOT BEING LAUREN'S BIOLOGICAL FATHER,
WHEN SHE KNEW THAT WAS A FAMILY SECRET,
AND NOW SHE UNINVITES HER TO A KIDS' PARTY?
WHO ARE YOU?
READ IT OUT-- READ IT RIGHT THERE.
- OH, SHE'S HERE. - MM-HMM.
- "I'M SORRY TO INFORM YOU THAT THE INVITATION
"TO THE HARRIS SPOOKY OOKEY PARTY IS NO LONGER VALID.
WE APPRECIATE YOUR INTEREST"--
AS IF YOU HAD SOLICITED HER.
- WHOO.
- THESE GROUP OF WOMEN WILL UNINVITE YOU TO A PARTY...
[laughs] IN A SECOND.
FORTUNATELY-- AND I DO MEAN FORTUNATELY--
I WAS NOT INVITED.
SO YOU CAN'T GO TO THE SPOOKY OOKEY.
YOU HAVE BEEN REVOKED, BABY.
- HONESTLY, I DID SEND HER AN EMAIL RESPONDING TO THAT.
AND I LET HER KNOW I JUST DON'T WANT TO MOVE FORWARD THIS WAY.
I REMINDED HER THAT TO WHOM MUCH IS GIVEN, MUCH IS REQUIRED.
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE SPOOKY, THE OOKEY,
THE NOO-KEY, OR THE WOO-KEY.
- TOYA'S KIDS AND MARIAH'S KIDS--
THEY GET ALONG WELL.
SHE'S JUST LOW-DOWN.
A LOW-DOWN, DIRTY SCOUNDREL.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
ALL THIS MESS, HONEY, SEEMS LIKE A BIG, SCARY MOVIE.
YOU THINK ABOUT IT AS A BIG FIGHT?
HONEY, THAT WAS FRIGHT NIGHT. - YEAH.
- I'M OVER IT.
I'M READY TO MOVE TO THE NEXT HOLIDAY.
- YEAH, I THINK IT'S-- I THINK IT'S DEAD, HONEY.
I THINK WE DON'T NEED TO GIVE IT ANY MORE LIFE.
WE JUST DON'T TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE.
- YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT AYDIN SAID.
- HOW DID AYDIN FEEL ABOUT WHAT TRANSPIRED?
- HE WAS, UM, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,
HE WAS VERY UPSET WITH ME.
- HOW DID HIS COUNTERPARTS FEEL ABOUT IT?
- WELL, THEY DIDN'T REALLY SAY ANYTHING, THANK GOD,
BECAUSE THESE PEOPLE JUST NEVER SEEN THAT SIDE.
- YEAH.
- AND DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT EXISTS.
- YEAH, YEAH.
- SO YOU IMMEDIATELY START THINKING, "OH, MY GOD,"
YOU KNOW, THINK I'M SOME HOOD CHICK OUT STILL FIGHTING,
AND THAT'S NOT REALLY WHAT I'M TRYING--
- SHE RATCHET.
- RATCHET TO RICHES, AND THEN BACK TO RATCHET.
- BACK TO RATCHET.
IT'S JUST REALLY FUNNY HOW TABLES TURN.
INITIALLY EVERYONE WAS SAYING, "QUAD SHOULD ACT LIKE THIS,"
AND, "WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TEACH HER HOW TO ACT
AND TAKE HER UNDER OUR WING."
I DON'T THINK THAT ANY OF THEM
ARE IN POSITION TO TELL ME ANYTHING.
IN FACT, I WOULD SAY
WE ALL NEED TO GO TO AN ETIQUETTE CLASS OR TWO.
- I'M REALLY, REALLY MAD AT MYSELF
FOR ALLOWING HER TO BRING THAT OUT OF ME,
BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW IT EXISTED ANYMORE.
I GREW UP IN CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE, HONEY.
CHAT TOWN.
I THINK THEY TOLD ME I WAS BORN IN THE PROJECTS,
BUT I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THAT.
I'VE WORKED HARD TO GET TO THE PLACE I AM TODAY.
SINCE MY FIRST JOB AT MCDONALDS AT 14 YEARS OLD,
I PULLED MYSELF UP BY THE STRAPS OF MY OWN BOOTS.
TOYA CAN'T EVEN DAMN SPELL BOOTS.
WHEN I WAS INTRODUCED TO TOYA,
SOMEONE INTRODUCED ME TO HER,
AND THEY TOLD ME, "SHE'S A HOT MESS."
- HMM.
- YOU KNOW, SHE LIVED WHERE SHE CURRENTLY LIVES.
- OKAY.
- SHE ONLY HAD ONE KID WHEN I MET HER.
I THINK SHE HAD JUST HAD HIM.
SHE WAS JUST CLUELESS, YOU KNOW?
I HELPED DEVELOP TOYA
INTO THE WONDERFUL DOCTOR'S WIFE SHE IS TODAY.
I THINK TOYA IS REALLY, REALLY HAVING A FIELD DAY WITH THIS.
- SHE WANTS TO UTILIZE THIS TO CATAPULT TO ANOTHER LEVEL,
BECAUSE SHE CAN'T DO IT ON HER OWN.
- I NEVER SAID I CAN WALK ON WATER.
I'M NOT JESUS. I MADE A MISTAKE.
I THINK THE LADIES WOULD LOVE FOR ME TO FEEL AS THOUGH
I DON'T DESERVE TO BE WHERE I AM
AND I'M NOT THE WOMAN THEY THOUGHT I WAS.
EVERYBODY GOES FOR THE TOP, BUT I'M NOT MOVING.
- COMING UP ON MARRIED TO MEDICINE.
- THAT'S NOT CHEATING? - THIS IS THE MILLENNIUM.
WE DON'T REALLY NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH A MAN.
[barking] - NOW, HONEY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
NOW I'M NOT GONNA BE IN COMPETITION WITH YOU, KHLOE.
SO YOU CAN CUT IT OUT.
- I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO STEP ON ONE OF 'EM.
- NO, HONEY, YOU WON'T STEP ON MY BABIES.
WE'RE HERE!
HEY, GUYS. HOW ARE YOU?
- HI. - HEY.
- I INVITED MARIAH TO COME OUT TO GO SHOPPING
FOR KAR'IE AND KHLOE,
AND SHE'S LIKE, "GO SHOPPING?"
I'M LIKE, "YES, THE SEASONS ARE CHANGING."
THIS IS MY BESTIE MARIAH.
SHE DOES NOT LIKE DOGS.
- I'M AFRAID OF DOGS. - SHE'S AFRAID OF DOGS.
I MEAN, A DOG SCARED YOU AND YOU ALMOST GOT YOUR HAND BIT OFF,
BUT STILL, HOW LONG AGO WAS THAT AGAIN?
- I CAN DO KHLOE AND KAR'IE.
THEY LOVE THEIR AUNTIE,
EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESN'T SHOW THEM MUCH LOVE.
[laughter]
BUT THE OTHER DOGS-- I DON'T KNOW HOW TAME THEY ARE.
- YOU WANT YOUR BABY? WHO WANTS THE BABY?
WHO WANTS IT? GO GET IT, GO GET IT, GO GET IT.
I THREW IT A LONG TIME AGO, HONEY.
YOU ARE NOT ON CUE.
[barking]
- ...HAVE ALL THE PEOPLE OVER HERE.
- MA'AM, RELAX YOURSELF, MISS KHLOE.
- I CAN'T HEAR, 'CAUSE SOMEBODY'S TAKING--
- NOW, HONEY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
NOW I'M NOT GONNA BE IN COMPETITION WITH YOU, KHLOE.
SO YOU CAN CUT IT OUT.
- SHE'S DEFINITELY MOMMY, HONEY.
- YOU BETTER KNOCK IT OFF, AND I MEAN IT.
COME HERE RIGHT NOW, 'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET A SPANKIN'.
- DO YOU SPANK THE DOGGIES?
- YES, SHE'S GOING TO GET A SPANKIN' RIGHT NOW.
YOU BETTER STOP IT, AND I MEAN IT. STOP THAT.
- YOU CAN'T SPANK THE DOGGIES. - YES, I CAN.
- THERE'S A LAW AGAINST THAT FOR KIDS.
- WELL, HONEY, THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE.
- OH, OKAY.
- SO, NICHOLE, HONEY,
WE NEED TO DO A FABULOUS PARTY FOR THE GIRLS.
- OF COURSE.
- WHEN I TOLD MARIAH THAT I WAS HAVING A PARTY
FOR KHLOE AND KAR'IE,
AND SHE'S LIKE, "OH, YOU HAVING A PARTY FOR THE DOGS?"
I'M LIKE, "HOLD ON, HOLD ON, BOO-BOO.
YOU KNOW WE DON'T CALL THEM DOGS."
I'M GONNA WORK WITH TASHA-- YOU KNOW TASHA?
- YEAH, YEAH. - THE EVENT PLANNER.
- YES. - WE NEED TO DO IT ALL OUT.
RED CARPET, I NEED PHOTOGRAPHERS.
- OKAY. - I NEED THE WHOLE NINE.
I'M HAVING A PUPS IN PARIS PARTY,
OF COURSE, TO CELEBRATE KAR'IE AND KHLOE, BUT NOT ONLY THAT,
IT'S GOING TO RAISE AWARENESS AND ALSO MONEY
FOR CANINE ASSISTANTS.
CANINE ASSISTANTS IS AN ORGANIZATION BASED IN ATLANTA
THAT FOSTERS PUPPIES, OR CANINES, SO TO SPEAK,
TO HELP AID CHILDREN, SENIORS, AND ADULTS WITH DISABILITIES.
SO I'M THINKING ABOUT US DOING, LIKE, PAW-CASSO,
SO THEY'LL HAVE, LIKE, PAW PAINTINGS.
- OH, THAT'LL BE CUTE. - OH, I LOVE THAT.
- I LIKE THAT IDEA. - YEAH.
- COULD GET SOME, LIKE, LITTLE FRENCH DOGGIE TREATS...
- MM-HMM. - LIKE, TO PUT OUT.
- EIFFEL TOWERS.
JUST EVERYTHING PARIS.
I JUST WANT TO SEE THE CHECKBOOKS FLYING
AND THE MONEY PASSING.
COME HERE.
- I THINK I MIGHT COME TO THAT, DEPENDING ON THE GUEST LIST.
- WELL, NOW, YOU KNOW, TOYA WILL BE INVITED BECAUSE OF BAILEY.
ALTHOUGH TOYA AND I HAVE OUR DIFFERENCES,
I AM INVITING HER TO THE PUPS IN PARIS PARTY.
I MEAN, I THINK SHE'S A DOG LOVER,
SO I'M FIGURING, IF I CAN SQUEEZE BLOOD FROM A TURNIP,
THEN I CAN SHAKE TOYA DOWN FOR A DOLLAR.
IT IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
- CAN SHE NOT BE UNINVITED?
YOU KNOW, WE BELIEVE IN UNINVITING PEOPLE.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE HER OR HER DAMN DOG,
BUT I GUESS I'LL GO ANYWAY,
JUST TO SUPPORT MY FRIEND.
I HAVE TO GO LAY ON DR. GREG'S COUCH AFTER THIS.
- IT'S NOT GONNA BE BAD. - THAT ANXIETY.
- IT WON'T BE BAD.
I THINK PEOPLE WILL BE ON BEST BEHAVIOR.
I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE A SEPARATE LITTLE V.I.P. TABLE
WHERE TOYA'S DOG CAN'T COME IN THERE.
YOU BETTER PEE ON HER, KHLOE,
'CAUSE IF SHE'S ANYTHING LIKE HER MAMA, HONEY,
YOU DO NOT WANT HER AROUND.
- BUT YOU CAN'T REALLY CHARGE--
YOU CAN'T REALLY CHARGE THE BABY FOR WHAT THE MOMMY DOES.
- SHE TALKED ABOUT MY CHILD, SO I'LL TALK ABOUT HERS.
- MARIAH, REALLY?
I KNOW MARIAH'S VERY MUCH STILL UPSET.
I KNOW THAT, BUT I KNOW SHE KNOWS BETTER.
WELL, YOU HAVE MORE-- - HOW ABOUT THAT?
- NO, BUT YOU HAVE MORE CLASS THAN THAT.
- YOU'RE RIGHT. JUST SCRATCH HER.
JUST SCRATCH HER THEN, SINCE WE WANT TO BE CLASSY.
WE'LL JUST SCRATCH.
- SO WE HAVE THE TWO BEDS,
WE HAVE SIX BOWS, WE HAVE THE FLOPPY TOY,
THE TWO DRESSES,
THE LITTLE GIRAFFE TOY, AND YOUR RUBBER BOOTS,
COME TO $233.27.
- OKAY. - ALL RIGHT.
- OOH, SHE'S GROWLING AT YOU.
- SHE'S SO UNGRATEFUL.
- AS MUCH AS I HATE TO ADMIT IT, IT'S VERY CUTE.
IT IS. - SEE?
PEOPLE LOVE THEIR PUMPKINS.
- PUMPKINS, BABIES.
- THEY'RE PART OF THE FAMILY, TOO.
- THEY ARE.
- WHO IS YOUR BABY DADDY? NO, I'M JUST JOKING.
- THEY ARE NOT BABIES. THEY ARE DOGS.
D-O-G-S, DOGS.
YOUR DADDY'S A DOCTOR, HONEY.
THAT'S WHY YOUR MAMA CAN SPEND ALL THIS MONEY ON YOU.
- THANKS, NICHOLE. I'LL SEE YOU SOON, OKAY?
- YOU'RE WELCOME, LADIES. WE'LL SEE YOU LATER.
- HAVE A GOOD ONE. - BYE-BYE.
- WHERE'S THAT MESSAGE?
- OKAY, LET ME CALL HER REAL QUICK.
I AM MY OWN OFFICE MANAGER. I LIKE TO BE THE BOSS.
- SHE NEVER CALLED.
- I THOUGHT YOU TOLD ME SHE CALLED--
- NO, NO, NO, THAT WAS THE I.U.D. INSERTION.
- KYM, I THOUGHT-- - THAT WAS THE I.U.D.
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I HAVE A NICKNAME-- "BITCHMORE."
DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND THAT ON THE NIGHTS LIKE LAST NIGHT
WHEN I'M AWAKENED OUT OF MY SLEEP,
AND I HAVE TO GET OUT OF MY BED,
AND SO I HAVE TO COME IN HERE TIRED AND EXHAUSTED,
THAT SOMETIMES I'M A LITTLE GROUCHY?
- WE KNOW. WE UNDERSTAND.
- BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE TAKING IT PERSONAL,
BECAUSE SOMETIMES IT'S JUST LACK OF SLEEP, MAD AT THE HUSBAND.
I HAVE A SPECIAL PERSONALITY. I HAVE MY OWN CRAZIES.
LUCKY FOR ME, I CAN IDENTIFY THOSE CRAZIES.
YOU'RE NOT MY BOSS. - [laughs]
- OKAY? I'M YOUR BOSS.
- THAT'S THE PISCES IN HER, THOUGH.
- KYM, DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? - NO, NO, UH-UH. NOTHING.
- HEY, HEY, HEY.
SO TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT WHAT BRINGS YOU IN TODAY.
- I REALLY WANT ANOTHER BABY.
- REALLY? - BAD.
BUT I WANT TO SEE HOW WE CAN GO ABOUT
MAYBE GETTING A *** DONOR OR--
- OKAY.
- ME AND CODEDRA WILL RAISE THE BABY TOGETHER.
- HOW'S SHE DOING? - SHE'S GOOD.
- JEENETTA'S BEEN MY PATIENT FOR SEVERAL YEARS.
I MET HER PARTNER FIRST,
AND THEY ARE WONDERFUL LADIES.
- SHE'S READY FOR A BABY TOO?
- YEAH, SHE WANTS A BABY REALLY BAD.
- NOW WHO'S GOING TO CARRY THE BABY?
- ME. - YEAH.
- BUT I'M READY, LIKE, I WANT TO HAVE THE BABY, LIKE, YESTERDAY.
- NORMALLY IF I HAD A GAY WOMAN ASKING ME
ABOUT HAVING A BABY,
I WOULD ADVISE HER TO GO TO AN INFERTILITY SPECIALIST,
AND THE INFERTILITY SPECIALIST
COULD THEN PROCEED WITH INTRAUTERINE INSEMINATION
OR IN VITRO FERTILIZATION.
WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO GO THROUGH A *** BANK
AND HAVE A COMPLETE STRANGER?
- WHEN I SAY I'M READY, I'M READY.
I'M TALKING ABOUT, LIKE, MAYBE JUST GOING OLD-SCHOOL,
TRYING TO FIND SOMEBODY,
YOU KNOW, HAVE SEX AND GET PREGNANT.
- HAVE SEX... WITH A MAN?
- YEAH.
- BUT WOULDN'T THAT BE CHEATING?
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? NO, THAT'S NOT CHEATING.
- WOULDN'T THAT BE INFIDELITY? - NO.
- I'M CONFUSED. - NOT IF SHE'S THERE, NO.
- SHE'S GOING TO BE THERE?
- I'M--IT'S GOING TO BE HER BABY TOO. WHY NOT?
- DOING WHAT?
- WHAT YOU MEAN? WATCHING HER BABY BE CONCEIVED!
- I TRY TO BE THE TYPE OF DOCTOR THAT PATIENTS CAN RELATE TO.
THE PATIENT COMES IN,
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN HER HOME LIFE.
THERE'S NOTHING WE'RE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT.
SHE WOULD BE WATCHING. THAT'S INTERESTING.
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THAT THAT I--
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. IT'S NOT SITTING WELL WITH ME.
PROFESSIONALLY, I WOULD RECOMMEND THAT HE BE
A *** DONOR VIA CUP...
OKAY.
- INSTEAD OF SEX.
IN THE BACK OF MY MIND, I'M LIKE,
DID SHE GET A LITTLE INKLING,
JUST A LITTLE DESIRE...
FOR THAT ***?
DID SHE?
[laughter]
THIS SHOULD BE FUN.
I JUST WANTED HER TO GET A *** DONOR,
PUT THAT *** IN A SYRINGE, AND SHOOT IT UP.
LISTEN, I NEED FOR YOU TO, UM,
JUST PUT THAT IN THE FILE FOLDER FOR ME.
UM, YOU REFUSE TO PICK UP THE PAPER OFF THE FLOOR
THAT I TOLD YOU TO PICK UP THREE TIMES NOW.
I'M GONNA RUN OVER TO DR. WALTERS' OFFICE
AND HAVE A LITTLE LUNCH. - OKAY.
- OKAY. THAT'S MINE?
- YES. - OKAY.
- THIS IS YOURS. - I'M GONNA KEEP THIS FOR LATER.
- OKAY. - OKAY?
- OKAY.
- AND THEN I AM GOING TO HAVE A PROTEIN BAR.
- IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT IT,
LET'S BREAK IT OPEN. LET'S SHARE.
- I REALLY WANT TO TAKE IT HOME. - OKAY, WELL, TAKE IT HOME.
- DON'T EAT THAT COOKIE. DON'T EAT THAT COOKIE.
- NO, NO.
- OKAY, WE HAD SOMETHING-- - WE DID, WE DID, WE DID.
- YOU REALLY ARE GONNA EAT THAT COOKIE?
- YES!
- MM, LOOK AT THE COOKIE MONSTER.
TALK NOW. WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY, HUH?
SAY SOMETHING.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY NOW?
SIMONE, YOU REALLY EAT THAT FOR LUNCH?
- NO. - NO?
- I MEAN, YEAH.
[laughter]
- SO I HAD AN ABDOMINAL MYOMECTOMY THIS MORNING.
GIRL, THE FIBROID DID NOT WANT TO COME OUT.
I'M LIKE, "COME ON OUT," IT WAS LIKE, "NO, NOT COMING."
- HOW BIG? HOW BIG WAS IT?
- 7 CENTIMETERS. THE SUCKER WAS HUGE.
- THAT'S NOT BIG.
- YOU KNOW, SHE WANTS THE ABILITY TO HAVE ANOTHER BABY.
- SHE'LL DO FINE. - SO, YEAH, SHE WILL.
- I WANT A BABY.
- JACKIE... - MM-HMM.
- I'VE TOLD YOU SEVERAL TIMES, IF YOU WANT A BABY,
YOU CAN HAVE MY CHILDREN.
YOU CAN HAVE THE ONE YOU DELIVERED,
WHO HAS YOUR ROTTEN PERSONALITY AND ATTITUDE.
- SUCH A SWEET CHILD.
- OH.
- COMING UP ON MARRIED TO MEDICINE...
- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THEM "UNINVITING" US?
- I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM A GROWN BLACK MAN
IN THIS UGLY-*** COSTUME.
[ghoulish laughter]
[indistinct chatter]
- WHAT'S UP, MATE?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MOMMY'S COSTUME?
- [muttering]
- EVERY HALLOWEEN, WE LOVE TO DRESS UP.
AND ALTHOUGH LAUREN AND ETHAN
WERE UNINVITED TO THE SPOOKY DOOKIE PARTY,
THIS HALLOWEEN WAS NO EXCEPTION.
♪ TRICK OR TREAT, SMELL MY FEET ♪
♪ GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT ♪
SO YOU GUYS EXCITED ABOUT GOING TO THE PARTY?
WE DECIDED TO GO TO DR. LORENZO'S--
AYDIN'S BOSS' HOUSE.
HOW ABOUT THAT? BOO!
- OF COURSE, WE LIKE PARTIES!
- YOU LIKE PARTIES? - PARTY, PARTY, PARTY.
- YOU'RE GONNA BE A PARTY ANIMAL?
- BUT WE'RE GOING TO ASHTON'S HOUSE.
- ASHTON?
- TOYA'S ASHTON.
- OH, NO. - NO, WE'RE NOT GOING THERE.
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO THERE. - OH.
- YOU FORGOT? - YEAH.
- SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THEIR HALLOWEEN PARTY,
BUT UNFORTUNATELY,
THEY DIDN'T WANT US TO COME ANYMORE.
BEFORE ME, THERE WAS NO TOYA.
SHE WAS A LITTLE OLD HOUSEWIFE WEARING FLIP FLOPS
AND TRUE RELIGION JEANS.
SO I FEEL VERY BETRAYED.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THEM "UNINVITING" US?
- YEAH, I MEAN, I'M-- YOU KNOW, I'M SURPRISED
THAT AT LEAST EUGENE DIDN'T EVEN CALL ME
AND TELL ME ANYTHING, YOU KNOW, OR SAY ANYTHING.
- AYDIN WAS "VERY, VERY UPSET"
THAT THEY DISINVITED TO OUR CHILDREN TO A PARTY.
HE SAID, "THEY ARE VERY, VERY BAD PEOPLE."
- HOW'S EVERYTHING COMING DOWN HERE?
IT LOOKS GOOD. THAT'S PRETTY.
I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT.
WE'RE THE HARRIS FAMILY. WE ENTERTAIN, THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
GIRL, MY COSTUME IS SEXY.
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MONSTERS, BUT I'M KEEPING IT SEXY.
- I WANT TO GO PLAY TOYS.
- WE GONNA PLAY TOYS WITH YOUR FRIENDS
WHEN THEY GET HERE, OKAY?
LOOK AT THE LOLLIPOPS.
ASHTON TALKS ABOUT MARIAH'S KIDS.
HE LOVES LAUREN.
IT'S UNFORTUNATE, BECAUSE THEY'RE SUFFERING
BECAUSE OF THEIR ACTIONS OF THEIR MOM.
EUGENE.
WHERE'S MY HUSBAND?
- I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM A GROWN BLACK MAN
IN THIS UGLY-*** COSTUME, LOOKIN' LIKE BARNEY'S COUSIN.
KIDS BETTER...
BETTER PUT ME IN A GOOD NURSING HOME, TELL YOU THAT.
NO, DON'T TAKE NO PICTURES OF ME.
NO, MAN.
YOU KNOW?
WHAT'S UP?
- EUGENE! - HUH?
- UH, YOU CAN'T SET UP ONE GAME AND NOT FINISH ANOTHER.
I AM DEFINITELY BEING EXTRA CAREFUL
THAT EVERYTHING GOES PERFECT.
WHAT'S UP WITH THE CANDY APPLE THING?
- WE NEVER GOT THERE YET.
- WELL, COME ON. - ALL RIGHT.
- I DON'T EVER WANT PEOPLE TO FEEL LIKE
TOYA DIDN'T DO THINGS THE RIGHT WAY, SO I'M ON IT.
- AND YOU CAN'T YELL AT THIS FEROCIOUS MONSTER.
- MONSTER? - THIS IS AWESOME.
- MONSTER COSTUME? - MISS TOYA DID ALL THIS, KIDS.
- SHE DID THAT HERSELF?
- TOYA AND EUGENE HAD GONE ALL OUT FOR THE SPOOKY OOKEY EVENT.
- IT WAS ALL CURLED UP. - DO I STILL HAVE A TAIL?
- YES. - STRAIGHTEN MY TAIL.
AND I BET THEIR KIDS THINK THEY ARE THE COOLEST PARENTS.
THIS IS NOT PIN THE TAIL ON THE ***, OKAY?
DOGGIE. - OH.
WELL, I FEEL EMBARRASSED.
EVERYONE'S IN A COSTUME EXCEPT ME.
- I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR TOYA.
SHE MADE A MISTAKE. SHE OWNED UP TO IT.
SHE APOLOGIZED. WE MOVED ON. THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO.
- YOU LOOK SO CUTE. - LOOK AT YOU.
- OH, LOOK AT--OH, MY GOD, IT'S THE MONSTER COUPLE.
- OH, I GOT TWO DOCTORS HERE. - WOW.
- I HAVEN'T SEEN DUNCAN SINCE THE WHOLE ISSUE
AT HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY,
AND HONESTLY, IT FEELS AWKWARD.
- THIS IS THE FUN HOUSE, KIDS. THIS IS THE FUN HOUSE.
- WHAT IS THAT? - FOR BOBBING FOR APPLES.
- I GOT THAT. YOU DO IT. YOU GET STARTED OUTSIDE.
- OKAY, JUST RELAX, TOYA. - THANK YOU.
- LET'S HAVE SOME FUN. - YEAH, FUN IS BEING ORGANIZED.
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. LET'S GO PARTY!
I AM DRESSED THIS YEAR AS A SEXY CANDY CORN.
I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE A BLOND.
- YOU LOOK SO CUTE. - YOU LOOKIN' ALL GORGEOUS.
LOOK AT YOU GUYS!
- YOU KNOW I LOVE ME A DOCTOR, HONEY.
I WOULD SO LOVE IT IF MILES BECAME A DOCTOR.
IT WOULD MAKE ME PROUD AS A MOTHER.
- OH, LOOK AT MY LITTLE MAN!
YOU LOOK SO CUTE.
LOOK, ALL YOUR CANDY CAN GO RIGHT IN HERE.
- I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO MARIAH,
BUT QUITE FRANKLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
I DID NOT PICK SIDES AFTER THE FIGHT.
I HELPED TOYA BECAUSE SHE WAS ALL ALONE.
SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANYBODY THERE.
AS A DOCTOR, I AM A HEALER, AND TOYA NEEDED MY HELP.
- WHERE IS VICTORIA? WHERE IS SAMANTHA?
SO MANY KIDS.
HI, GUYS. - HEY!
- HOW ARE Y'ALL DOING? OH!
QUAD WILL BE HERE SOON,
HOWEVER, I KNOW
KARI AND SIMONE WENT TO TOYA'S KIDS PARTY,
AND IT DOESN'T SIT WELL WITH ME AT ALL.
- HEY. - HI.
- LAUREN, YOU LOOK SO CUTE. - HI.
- PUT YOUR HAT ON.
- I'VE BEEN THE NUCLEUS OF THIS GROUP.
I HAVE BEEN THE QUEEN BEE.
AND I THINK TOYA DEFINITELY IS
ON A MISSION TO TURN MY FRIENDS AGAINST ME.
- SOMEBODY GOT TO DO IT.
[indistinct chatter]
- NO ONE CARES ABOUT MARIAH TODAY.
- LOOK NOW, IF I GOT TO WEAR THIS,
SOMEBODY GOT TO GET IN THIS AND RACE.
- IT'S NOT ABOUT MARIAH.
[laughter, shouting]
- GO, GO, GO! - GOT TO GO BACK.
- HOPEFULLY SHE WAS ABLE TO TAKE LAUREN AND ETHAN OUT
TO HAVE A GOOD TIME FOR HALLOWEEN,
BUT SHE'S NOT MISSED OVER HERE.
- COME ON, WE NEED ALL THE MEN.
- ALL THE MENS, COME HERE.
- OKAY.
- COME ON, DUNCAN!
- DUNC, DO NOT.
JUST LOSE GRACEFULLY.
- GO, CECIL! I'VE GOT A REWARD FOR YOU, BOO!
- YOU KNOW I'M COMPETITIVE. YOU GOT TO WIN.
AT ALL COSTS.
IF YOU HAVE TO KNOCK A FEW KIDS DOWN,
KNOCK A DAD DOWN HERE OR THERE-- WIN!
- GO!
- OH, I MISSED IT.
- I DIDN'T HEAR "GO!"
[laughter]
I DIDN'T HEAR "GO."
- HE'S BEEN PRACTICING.
- OH!
[laughter]
- THERE IT IS. - YAY!
- OH, MY GOD. - IT WAS A TIE!
- NO, MAN, I WON!
WE WON, WE WON, WE WON!
- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
- HEY.
- IT'S THE PIRATES-- HOW ARE YOU?
LOOKS LIKE THE CARIBBEAN.
OH, YOU LOOK SO PRETTY, DON'T YOU, HONEY BUNNY?
- HI. - HI.
- AND YOU ARE CLEOPATRA?
- YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M A LITTLE MEDIEVAL.
SO THIS IS THE THING ABOUT BEING MARRIED TO A DOCTOR:
AGAIN, SHE'S ALONE.
- WHERE'S DR. GREGORY, HONEY, ANYWAY?
- IS HE WORKING? - DR. G. IS AT WORK, YEAH.
- ALL THE TIME. - ALL THE TIME.
- I'M GLAD YOU CAME. - BUT AT LEAST I HAVE YOU GUYS.
SO THAT'S ALL THAT REALLY MATTERS.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
[laughs]
KIKI-ING AND LEG SLAPPING, HONEY.
KIKI-ING AND LEG SLAPPING. DO YOU HEAR ME?
[indistinct chatter]
- AND YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE SITTING IN THE LABORATORY.
I WONDER WHAT MISS TOYA GOT GOING ON OVER THERE.
- OH, HONEY, DEAD.
- WE'RE NOT THERE, SO WHO'S THE LIFE OF THE PARTY?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- ARE THEY DEPENDING ON MISS TOYA?
- HONEY, THEY PUTTING THEIR MONEY ON THE WRONG THING.
- I KNOW SHE MISSING US AT THE PARTY.
- MM-HMM.
- 'CAUSE SHE DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
- NO, SHE REALLY DOESN'T.
SPEAKING OF SPOOKY OOKEY,
THE OOKEY WOO-KEY, OR DOOKIE DOOKIE,
[laughs]
IT'S PROBABLY DRY AS A DESERT BED.
YOU CAN PROBABLY HEAR CRICKETS,
FROGS, OWLS.
[owl hooting]
- [laughs]
- I WAS TRYING TO SEE HOW SOMEBODY
COULD HAVE A GRIP THAT STRONG THAT--
WITHOUT IT BEING SOME KIND OF ROBOT.
- WHERE WERE YOU? - I WAS ABOUT 7 FEET AWAY.
- REALLY?
- WHERE WERE YOU? YOU WERE RIGHT THERE.
- I WAS RIGHT THERE, LIKE, THIS [bleep] IS NOT HAPPENING.
IT'S NOT HAPPENING.
- YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
- IT'S NOT HAPPENING. - I KNOW.
- ♪ TRICK OR TREAT, SMELL MY FEET ♪
♪ GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT ♪
♪ IF YOU DON'T, I DON'T CARE ♪
♪ I'LL PULL DOWN YOUR UNDERWEAR ♪
- I DIDN'T SAY... - UH-OH.
- YES, HONEY.
MISS QUAD CLAIMS SHE DOESN'T WANT KIDS,
BUT I SEE HER TRICK-OR-TREATING WITH MY KIDS,
AND I KNOW SHE WANTS KIDS.
- OKAY, THIS IS MY MAGIC WAND.
QUIET, QUIET, DING!
[laughter]
- THAT'S MY MAGIC WAND. DING! - THANK YOU.
- I CAN'T EVEN GET CLOSE TO KIDS WITHOUT SOMEONE TELLING ME,
"WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE CHILDREN?"
"OH, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME TO HAVE KIDS?"
I'M LIKE, HONEY, PIPE DOWN AND FALL BACK. NOT YET.
I HAVE A LOT OF GOALS THAT I WANT TO ACHIEVE
THAT I'M STRIVING TO REACH... - ABSOLUTELY.
- AND IF HE COULD JUST GIVE ME THIS ONE YEAR.
- ME HAVING KIDS MADE ME THE WOMAN I AM TODAY.
I CAN'T--I CAN'T COMPARE ANOTHER LOVE.
I CAN'T COMPARE ANOTHER SACRIFICE I'VE EVER MADE.
- YOU KNOW, I HAVE KHLOE AND KAR'IE,
AND I THINK THEY KIND OF HELP ME...
- NO RUSH.
- AND THEY'RE MY TRAINING WHEELS.
- TELL DR. GREG TO RELAX.
- I KNOW, IT'S A WHOLE LOT. - RELAX, BABY.
- IT'S ALWAYS A LOT, AND I'M LIKE,
JEEZ, WHY DO WE GOT TO TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN?
[own hooting]
- HEY. - HI.
- WELL, HELLO, HELLO.
JEENETTA HAS RETURNED TODAY WITH HER PARTNER CODEDRA
SO THAT WE COULD DISCUSS
FINDING A GUY THAT SHE COULD HAVE SEX WITH,
CODEDRA COULD WATCH HER HAVE SEX,
SO THAT THEY COULD HAVE A BABY.
- I KNOW I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU ABOUT THIS,
UM, BUT I WAS THINKING
THAT WE COULD POSSIBLY TRY,
LIKE, YOU KNOW,
THE OLD FASHIONED WAY TO GET PREGNANT.
IT WOULD BE QUICKER AND CHEAPER,
AND I THINK IT'S SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD DISCUSS.
- [coughs, laughs]
CODEDRA AND JEENETTA HAVE TOTALLY DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES.
CODEDRA'S VERY RESERVED. SHE'S VERY QUIET.
- IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
- THERE WE HAVE OUR ANSWER. - NOPE.
- NO. - NO.
- I DON'T AGREE WITH THAT. - I SAY NO.
- IT'S NOT LIKE I'M TRYING TO BE WITH THAT PERSON.
- I MEAN, YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?
- I MEAN, WHAT'S WRONG-- - WITH A MAN.
- YEAH. - AND GET PREGNANT.
IT'S NOT CHEATING.
THAT'S GETTING PREGNANT TO PRODUCE OUR BABY.
- I DON'T WANT THAT. - I'M WITH CODEDRA.
- THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS HOPING TO HEAR.
- I KNOW, BUT THIS IS THE MILLENNIUM.
WE DON'T REALLY NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH A MAN.
- I JUST WANT YOU GUYS JUST TO THINK ABOUT IT, PLEASE.
- MM-HMM. - JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
- WELL, THIS IS AN INTERESTING LITTLE PATH WE'RE ON.
YOU GUYS COME UP WITH A DECISION OF HOWEVER YOU'RE GONNA DO IT.
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU GUYS PREGNANT.
THANKS FOR COMING IN. - THANK YOU, AS ALWAYS.
- I REALLY HOPE THAT JEENETTA DECIDES
TO GO AHEAD AND USE A *** BANK.
GOOD LUCK.
- COMING UP...
- BONJOUR! OUI, OUI!
- *** IS BACK.
- DID YOUR MAMA TELL YOU TO BITE ME TODAY?
I WILL SUE HER IF YOU BITE ME.
- HEY! WHAT UP?
HEY. - HOW YOU DOING?
- WAIT A MINUTE. - WAIT A MINUTE.
- [growling]
- OH, MY-- - OH, MY GOD, AYDIN.
- YOU LIKE THAT? YOU LIKE THAT?
- YOU ARE VERY BUSY.
- CAN YOU WEAR THAT COSTUME FOR ME TONIGHT?
- NOW THAT'S LOVE.
- NO, NO. - THAT'S LOVE.
WHEN YOU KISS SOMEBODY WITH TEETH LIKE THAT,
THAT IS LOVE. - THAT'S RIGHT.
- ARE YOU CAPTAIN HOOK, OR ARE YOU CAPTAIN HOOK?
- I'M CAPTAIN INCREDIBLE. all: OHH!
[knock on door]
- SO WHAT'S GOING ON?
- EVERYTHING'S GOOD.
JUST FOLLOWING UP FROM OUR LAST VISIT.
- OKAY, I GOT TO ASK YOU THIS,
AND IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT'S TOO MUCH,
IF YOU FEEL THAT I'M PROBING TOO DEEP,
YOU HAVE TO JUST SAY THAT,
BUT I WONDER,
ARE YOU HAVING SOME THOUGHTS,
SOME FEELINGS ABOUT REENTERING
THAT HETEROSEXUAL WORLD?
- [laughs]
NO. - I'M NOT LAUGHING.
NO. - OKAY.
- I JUST FIGURED THAT AS AN OPTION, THAT'S ALL.
BECAUSE A LONG TIME AGO WE HAD TALKED ABOUT IT,
AND SHE WASN'T JUST ALL THE WAY "NO."
- MM-HMM. - SO I FIGURED IF I REVISIT...
- RIGHT. - THE TOPIC,
IN FRONT OF YOU, WHILE YOU WERE HERE,
IF YOU SAID SOMETHING DIFFERENT,
SHE MIGHT SAY, "OKAY, WELL, MAYBE,"
AND I COULD KIND OF TALK HER INTO IT,
BUT IT WAS A DEFINITELY "NO."
- OKAY.
CODEDRA WAS NOT HAVING IT.
THERE WAS NOT GONNA BE A ***
ACTUALLY INVOLVED IN MAKING THIS BABY.
I REALLY, YOU KNOW, THINK THAT
THAT MIGHT BE THE BEST ROUTE.
*** IN A JAR, YES.
SEX WITH A MAN, NO.
HAVE YOU STARTED AT LEAST CHECKING OUT SOME *** BANKS,
SEEING HOW MUCH IT WOULD COST? - MM-HMM, YEAH.
- OKAY.
WELL, I'M GOING TO SUPPORT YOU THROUGH THE ENTIRE PROCESS.
I'M EXCITED THAT JEENETTA HAS COME TO HER SENSES,
AND SHE'S WILLING TO HAVE ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION.
[hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO MOVE THIS A LITTLE BIT HERE.
- COME ON, DIVA. IT'S OKAY.
UM, WHERE'S MY RED CARPET?
OH, MY.
SO TONIGHT IS KHLOE AND KAR'IE'S PUPPIES IN PARIS PARTY,
AND IT'S GOING TO BE A SIGHT TO SEE.
OHH, LA, OUI, OUI.
WELL, WHERE'S THE RED CARPET?
- IT'S ROLLED UP,
'CAUSE WE GOT TO WAIT UNTIL WE GET EVERYTHING IN.
- I KNOW YOU GOT ME, BUT... - WE GOT YOU.
- I JUST GOT TO COME IN WITH THE--WHAT THE "T" IS, HONEY.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PARTY. IT'S GOING TO BE SO FUN.
OKAY, I KNOW TOYA AND I DON'T GET ALONG.
I'M NOT TRYING TO USE THIS AS AN OLIVE BRANCH AT ALL,
BUT I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST HER DOG,
AND I THINK IT'LL BE GREAT TO HAVE HER AT THE CHARITY EVENT.
HOPEFULLY SHE'LL OPEN HER PURSE AND MAKE A DONATION.
- ALL RIGHT, MISSUS.
IF QUAD'S SO TEAM MARIAH,
I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY SHE WOULD INVITE ME THERE
AFTER EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED.
BAILEYS, WHERE IS YOUR BARRETT? BAD GIRL.
- [speaking indistinctly]
HEY!
- I'M IN THE BACK GETTING READY, AND LO AND BEHOLD,
GUESS WHAT THE CAT DRUG IN?
TACKY "T."
HOW ARE YOU?
- COULD BE BETTER IF I HAD MY DOG.
- WHAT IS SHE WEARING?
- [laughs]
- ARE WE IN THE HOOD OR ARE WE AT PUPS IN PARIS?
[sighs]
- OH, OH.
YOU KNOW THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN YOUR DOGS, RIGHT?
- KHLOE AND KAR'IE? - YES.
WHEN ARE YOU COMING OUT?
- I SHOULD BE OUT SHORTLY. - OKAY.
SAY "THANK YOU FOR INVITING US."
- OH, NO PROBLEM.
- COME ON. - QUE PASA, MI AMIGA?
[indistinct chatter]
[dog barks]
- BEEN A MINUTE SINCE WE SAW YOU.
- IT'S KIND OF WEIRD.
- MARIAH DOESN'T LIKE DOGS, SO I DON'T EXPECT HER TO BE THERE.
I'M TRYING TO MAKE AMENDS BY COMING AND JUST SAYING HELLO.
I WAS TALKING TO MY HUSBAND ON THE WAY HERE, AND HE WAS LIKE,
"YOU KNOW WHAT, SWEETIE, QUAD HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING,
SO GO AND HAVE A GOOD TIME."
- COME ON, MUNCHKINS!
HELLO!
[indistinct chatter]
- YOU BE A GOOD GIRL.
[dance music]
♪ ♪
- HELLO! - WELCOME TO THE PARTY, LADIES.
- IF I COULD BRING EVERYONE DOWN HERE, PLEASE.
I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW
THAT WE DO HAVE A DONATION TABLE DOWN THERE,
SO JUST GIVE WHAT YOU CAN. IT'S FOR A GREAT CAUSE.
AND KHLOE AND KAR'IE--WE DON'T CARE ABOUT BIRTHDAY GIFTS.
THIS WILL BE THE BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT YOU CAN GIVE TO THEM.
I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A STAPLE IN THE COMMUNITY.
I HAVE ALWAYS HELPED THE LESS FORTUNATE,
SO LET'S SEE IF WE CAN SHAKE TOYA UP FOR SOME COINS.
DIG DEEP INTO YOUR BAGS.
YAY!
I MEAN, AFTER ALL, THERE IS DISABLED CHILDREN,
SENIORS, AND ADULTS THAT NEED HELP.
- HOW MANY MORE YOU GOT COMING?
- WE GOT A COUPLE MORE PEOPLE COMING.
- LET'S GO, HONEY. WE GOT TO SAY BONJOUR.
OUI, OUI. GIVE ME YOUR HAND, LAUREN.
I AM LOOKING LIKE I'M ABOUT TO HIT THE RUNWAY IN PARIS.
OUI, OUI, OUI.
I HAVE ON MY STILETTOS AND MY TIGHTS AND MY CAPE,
AND LAUREN IS A MINI ME. WE BOTH LOOK GORGE.
BONJOUR, OUI, OUI!
BONJOUR, OUI, OUI, HONEY.
FACE, BABY. GIVE FACE, HONEY.
THIS IS WHEN YOU GIVE FACE.
- THE *** IS BACK.
[sighs] LET ME FIND MY DOG.
MARIAH WALKS IN.
SHE'S MADE AN ENTRANCE TO A DOG PARTY WITH A FAKE DOG.
DID YOU CATCH THAT DIRT?
- BONJOUR!
- HI, HONEY. - MY BABY, HONEY.
[indistinct chatter]
SO I JUST LOVE THE FACT
THAT MARIAH BROUGHT LULU TO THE PARTY.
ALTHOUGH LULU IS BATTERY-OPERATED, HONEY,
WE HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE.
- YOU WANT SOME WATER?
- TOYA DIDN'T KNOW I WOULD BE AT THAT PARTY.
SHE WOULD NOT HAVE ON TENNIS SHOES AND A JERSEY T-SHIRT
HAD SHE KNOWN I WAS GOING TO BE THERE.
GOT TO SAY HI, MISS TOYA, GIRL. HI, BAILEYS.
- HELLO. - HOW ARE YOU?
- I HAVEN'T SEEN HER SINCE OUR STRAIGHT-UP DRAG-OUT FIGHT,
AND INSTEAD OF HER TALKING TO ME,
SHE DECIDES TO TALK TO MY DOG.
- OH, YOU WANT TO JUMP UP ON ME.
I KNOW, HONEY. DID YOU MAMA TELL YOU TO BITE ME TODAY?
I WILL SUE YOUR MAMA, BAILEY. I WILL SUE HER IF YOU BITE ME.
I KNOW THAT LAUREN WOULD WANT TO TALK TO HER
AND SPEAK TO HER AND HUG HER,
NOT KNOWING THAT "AUNTIE TOYA"
HAS BEEN THE ONE SPREADING, YOU KNOW, THINGS ABOUT HER.
WHY DON'T YOU ASK MISS TOYA WHY YOU COULDN'T COME TO THE PARTY
THAT YOU ASKED ME ABOUT YESTERDAY?
MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK HER THAT.
YOU REMEMBER MISS TOYA? ASHTON'S MOMMY?
ASK HER WHAT YOU ASKED MOMMY YESTERDAY.
HMM.
- BECAUSE YOUR MOMMY WAS BEING MEAN TO ME.
'CAUSE WE DID MISS YOU. ASHTON ASKED ABOUT YOU.
SHE HAD UTILIZED HER DAUGHTER AS A PAWN,
SENT HER UP TO ME, BEING PETTY.
FROM ANOTHER MOTHER TO ANOTHER MOTHER,
I JUST WOULD NEVER INVOLVE MY KIDS.
YEAH, YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO COME ANYTIME YOU WANT, OKAY?
- OKAY. - ALL RIGHT.
IT WAS VERY FAKE OF QUAD TO INVITE ME KNOWING THAT,
YOU KNOW, ME AND MARIAH WASN'T IN A GOOD PLACE.
QUAD, WE WERE GONNA GO AHEAD AND GO.
- OH, YOU'RE LEAVING?
- YEAH, WE WERE KIND OF--
I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED TO SEND YOU A PREREQUISITE
TO FIND OUT WHO WAS GOING TO BE HERE.
I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE. - YOU DON'T?
- COMING UP ON MARRIED TO MEDICINE.
- THINGS ARE VERY AWKWARD RIGHT NOW.
EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT SOMETHING.
- YOU REALLY DIDN'T UNINVITE ME. YOU UNINVITED THE BABIES.
WHEN HAVE I EVER ACTED UP?
- [laughs]
- I THINK THE THING WITH TOYA IS,
YOU HAVE TO PUT HER IN HER PLACE
BEFORE SHE TRIES TO PUT YOU IN YOURS.
- I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE.
- YOU DON'T? REALLY?
I INVITED TOYA TO KAR'IE AND KHLOE'S CHARITY EVENT,
BUT TOYA DID NOT DONATE YET.
- SHE'S HERE BECAUSE IT'S KAR'IE AND KHLOE,
AND BECAUSE OF ME, SO--
- NO, IT'S NOT.
YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE GOING TO STAY,
AND YOU WILL WRITE A CHECK OUT TO THE CHARITY.
THINGS ARE VERY AWKWARD RIGHT NOW
BECAUSE WHERE WE ALL ARE WITH ONE ANOTHER.
I'M SURE EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT SOMETHING.
- MM-HMM.
- BUT RIGHT NOW WE'RE JUST HERE FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
MM-MM, YOU'RE NOT LEAVING.
DON'T RUN FROM THE KITCHEN. IS IT TOO HOT?
- I LOVE MY DAMN DOG.
- NO DRAMA.
THEY'RE WRITING CHECKS!
WE LOVE WHEN THEY WRITE CHECKS!
- YAY!
LET'S DO OUR CHECK DANCE. THIS IS OUR CHECK DANCE.
- ULTIMATELY, I DECIDED TO STAY AT THE PARTY
BECAUSE I WAS JUST HAVING A GOOD TIME,
BUT FOR MARIAH TO DECIDE THAT IT WAS OKAY
TO BRING HER DAUGHTER INTO A MESS,
THAT WAS JUST NOT A COOL THING TO DO.
- OKAY, MOMMIES,
WE'RE GONNA TAKE ALL OF OUR BABIES INTO THE OBSTACLE COURSE,
SO EVERYONE COME THIS WAY.
[indistinct chatter]
- ALL RIGHT.
- SO, MARIAH,
YOUR DAUGHTER REALLY WANTED TO COME?
- SHE DID. - THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?
- NO, I WOULDN'T WANT TO DO THAT.
- WHY NOT?
- 'CAUSE YOU HAD ALREADY UNINVITED ME.
- BUT YOU KNOW WHEN IT COMES TO KIDS,
IT'S SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
- BUT YOU--I-- THAT WASN'T A PARTY FOR ME.
- BUT STILL. - BRING YOUR BABY INSIDE.
- IT WASN'T A PARTY FOR ME. IT WAS A PARTY FOR THE KIDS.
SO WHEN YOU-- YOU REALLY DIDN'T UNINVITE ME,
YOU UNINVITED THE BABIES.
- BUT THAT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU WERE GONNA COME...
- I PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE. - AND THEN GET THERE AND ACT UP.
- BUT WHY WOULD I ACT UP? WHEN HAVE I EVER ACTED UP?
- WHAT?
OH, [bleep].
THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
- WHEN HAVE I EVER ACTED UP? - [laughs]
I REALLY BELIEVE THAT MARIAH HAS MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER.
THERE'S DEFINITELY A SCREW LOOSE.
SOME ISSUES, POSSIBLY WITH CHILDHOOD.
- WE'VE ALWAYS GOTTEN ALONG.
THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF SITUATIONS
THAT HAVE I FELT LIKE I COULD'VE HANDLED DIFFERENTLY,
BUT OUT OF RESPECT FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY,
I TRIED TO HANDLE IT THE BEST WAY I KNEW HOW.
BUT I FELT LIKE I WAS AT MY PEAK.
- IT'S NOT GOING TO GO DOWN HERE.
THEY'RE GOING TO RESPECT ME.
THEY'RE GOING TO RESPECT WHAT I'M DOING FOR CHARITY,
AND THAT'S GOING TO BE ENOUGH.
OKAY, BABY, COME ON.
- ALL RIGHT, COME ON, BABIES, LET'S GO PLAY.
WE'LL TALK. - OKAY.
- COME ON, COME ON.
- I THINK IT WAS A T.K.O., HONEY.
I THINK I DEFINITELY WON THIS ROUND.
JUST LIKE THE LAST.
- NEXT TIME ON MARRIED TO MEDICINE...
- YOU KNOW, I HAD TALKED TO MARIAH
ABOUT GETTING TOGETHER AS A GROUP AND JUST TALK ABOUT
HOW WOMEN SHOULD PROBABLY DO PROBLEM SOLVING,
AND HAVE WHAT WE CALLED IN MY SORORITY A "LEMON SQUEEZE."
- I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE
HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO BE AT THIS LITTLE LEMON SQUEEZE.
- JACKIE IS NOT BEING REAL
ABOUT THE SEVERITY OF THE SITUATION WITH TOYA AND I.
WE WEREN'T FIGHTING OVER LIPSTICK.
- GIRL HAS THREATENED ME BEFORE. - TOYA.
- "I'MA SLIT YOUR THROAT FOR $5."
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT, STOP. RIGHT?
RIGHT--YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT? - STOP, STOP.
- DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT.
- OKAY, TOYA, DO ME A FAVOR, PLEASE...
- YEAH. - AND STOP TALKING.
- OH, [bleep].