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Justin, Justin, He tried to kill me with a baseball bat.
This song just said, "Mama, I'm sucking dicks now."
It's a rap song, did you hear that, Sam, did you hear him say that?
Yeah I did. I don't know what song that is, but,
You guys should google, rap genius, "Mama I'm sucking dicks now." And find out what
song that is for me, and post it in the stream. Thank you.
GET OUT! He was swimming, I had a chance.
I'm stuck under the car! I'm stuck!
Justin, Justin, Justin, Justin, Justin, Justin, I'm not going to kill you, I want to swim
with you. In the water.
Got my pistol. AH.
GREATEST OF ALL TIME. Greatest of all time.
Greatest of all time. Oh is that it?
Greatest of all time. Sit down.
So I'm in the stairwell Wooooo!
I hit it at a wrong angle. AHAHAHAHAH.
We got this, guys. Keep killing each other, we're all...
No. We all lost.
Nobody was supposed to destroy the truck, right?
Woo! Oh, Justin got a rainbow.
There we go. You know what, screw this, I'm heading straight
for the landing strip. What?
Yep. Stacks were wasted.
Everytime I bet a stack, I'm throwing it away. Heading straight for the landing zone.
What? How is somebody already here?
OH GOD I HIT A ROCK. I wish there was a back seat.
These are really hard to fly. Yeah, I think so.
OH GOD, OH GOD, I JUST EJECTED! Sam. Sam.
Ahahahahaha. I don't know.
Behind you, behind you, behind you, no, no, don't heal me,
Gooch, gooch, gooch GOOCH NO.
Go, Darion! I'mma run up on him and hit him, okay?
You can shoot him. Okay, go.
I don't know where he's at. Uh, behind us, behind us,
okay I'm coming, I'm hit!
Oh God! Finish em'.
Woo! Yes. As you crawl up beside me.
As I crawl up, just to say hello. Oh crap, it's just me.
Sam, climbing that building. Firefly, watch out! OOOOOOOOuuuuu
Oh no, oh no, oh no, Oh, oh! He's right behind you.
You can bring this back! You've got this. Shottie in the face.
Does he really have that much armor? I've got those hunters.
Sam just gettin' drunk. I'm sorry.
Sam just likes to, like, get chocolate wasted. Get white girl wasted.
WHITE GIRL WASTED. Ha, ha.
Swag, Fresher than my groceries.
Definitely need to stop drinking Still drank.
SAM. SAM, WHY?
No, you aint' gonna let me do nothing. You can barely stand.
I need you to quit drinking. Sam I'm gonna jerk off on you
until you stop drinking. I'mma need you
if you don't understand, whatever man, you're a lost cause.
Ahahahaha, look at What am I?
You can't even sit down, dude. Look at that ***.
I'm serious. Look at it.
That's my broken sword. Hyeeuuah
Can I twerk? I guess you can say, ahahahah
Happy Halloween, guys! If like, a Jack'o'lantern had syphilis.
A jack'o'lantern with chlamydia and leprosy It's locked, isn't that a shame.
Matt said, "No balls." Alright, I'm gonna go back and fight the guy.
Ya'll done made me do it. Using two hands.
Or do I have to fight him one handed? One handed.
One handed? One handed.
One handed? One handed.
One handed? Alright.
Oh, I ain't feeling good about this, Sam. Look at em'.
Look how big he is compared to, to McFlexy. No balls.
Ya'll better donate for dis. This is serious.
That's how much damage I'm doing to him. He walked away from the fight.
Not ran away, walked away. He like, what, what is this?
This is bull. MMMMM!
Did you kill em'? No, nonononono, he's got too much life for
that. Look, look how much life he has, and that
was a, it was supposed to be like a one hit kill.
Until he figures it out. You smart, you smart,
You smart, you smar, He don't know there's steps.
You only have one estus. He don't understand what steps are.
You only have one sip left. OH HE LEARNED WHAT STEPS ARE.
HE FIGURED IT OUT. Maybe he won't know how to get down.
HE CAN LEARN. Phew, is he dead?
OH! Sam!
Justin just beat it one handed. One handed,
One handed, Sam!
One handed, THIS HAND RIGHT HERE
Ahhhhh, See you even get stuff for beating him like,
that's such an accomplishment. And I did it one handed. I've never even played Dark Souls
one handed. You have to stay like, right up on his balls.
That's the trick to it. Yeah, he, I was, feeling it.
You fell off! I was doing good.
His *** flapped and pushed me off the stage.
You just activated my trapcard, doeee. "You're exterminated!" "No, no no!"
"Yo Reactor, slap me some skin!" "HAHAHAHAHAHHOHOHO!"
That's right kids! "Breathless because you get to sit up here
next to me?" "No, but that does explain,
OOOOHHHHHHHHH!! Rejected!
Got shut down by Juanita! Juanita putting it down.
Sam, you keep saying I don't know what I'm getting myself into.
You really don't. Do I not know?
Is it that bad guys? Please comment.
Has anyone else played this? Ah, got me on that one.
Coolest, most, important conversation.
Alright, you ready? Yolo mode.
I hear static. Nah, we good.
We good. We've been running for awhile.
HOLY Ahhh,
uughh, Is it gonna be like, really loud?
The struggle for birth, gravity, inertia, physics, it's like a round-robin.
The unborn child is like a real number, it can not be divided by zero, think about that.
Bruh, I don't know what you mean. Jesus Christ.
I'm not a philosopher. SWIMMING AROUND IN AVAGINA
I TRIED TO MAKE A PRINCESS This is a cool game.
Woo! What about the others?
They get flushed out. Right?
I don't, I don't, I don't do girl stuff. I think I can see where this is going.
You kept telling me like, make it cute, make it to where you really like it,
and you know, can I play video games with it?
OH, COOL My stomach hurts, playing this game.
Ohhh! Alright, it's time to go to sleep.
I'll see you guys later. Eheheh!
Sam, you're Yolo mode.
What you're saying, is you only live once, yet you are repeated killing yourself
and respawning and doing it again. YOLO MODE
YOLO MODE YOLO MODE
That is nonsensical. YOLO MODE
Sam. Sam it's time to stop.
YOLO MODE It's time to give it up.
Oh, somebody shot my tires out. Oh god, Police, police everywhere.
There's so many cops! What?
Alright, alright, we gotta go back this way. Turn around!
We gotta get new Mini Coops. Alright, alright, I block. I block, somebody
got that Mini Coop. Get the Mini Coop!
No, go! Pedestrian, pedestrian,
pedestrian, pedestrian, pedestrian, pedestrian, pedestrian,
pedestrian, Got her, okay. Let's go.
Gogogo. AHAHAHAH!
You died too? What'd you dive out of your car?
Yeah. He got you back for me.
I barely took any damage, though. Oh the police are after someone.
I woke up in a Mini Coop ~ Oh my god.
Boxed me in. I will kill you.
Oh my god. ...he has something against me.
I want you guys to Yeah I'll stand beside you.
so he'll know not to kill you. I'mma kill her, and now we can go.
Oh, oh, oh. Sam, you've gotta chill out, man. I can't
take you to Amunation... AHAhAHAH
Yeah, that's gotta go in the highlights, "Man you've gotta chill out, I can't go to...
Dead. See, look what you did!
I was like, walk with me, now he'll know you're cool
And you turn around and smack me in the face, He's like "Yo, Hostile."
You ***! Drop the weapon!
Oh, c'mere. Stepped on your tail :( I'm sorry
Oh my god. What just happened?
That was, that was too much. You guys had the same idea.
Yep. No don't shoot me.
Whoa! We both jumped
Alright, here we go. Oh my god.
Woooo! I'mma make it, too.
You got an award. Oh, I'm glad that was on the stream.
Alright, I need you to shoot this helicopter beside me.
Thanks for watching, though. Have a good night!
See you next time! Buh bye!