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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I JUST REALIZED YOU COULD KICK
MY ***.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO, I DON'T WANT TO MESS
WITH YOU.
I JUST SHOWED THAT CLIP,
AND THEN I'M LIKE, "I'M GOING
TO PICK ON HER NOW."
>> YES, THANK YOU.
>> Conan: NOW, "DAREDEVIL," IS
THIS A GOOD --
WOULD YOU SAY THIS IS A GOOD
VALENTINE'S DAY MOVIE?
>> "DAREDEVIL" IS A CHICK FLICK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
PEOPLE DON'T KNOW.
>> Conan: REALLY?
>> THEY THINK LIKE CHICK FLICK,
"YA-YA SISTERHOOD"
OR "PRACTICAL MAGIC."
BUT NO, IT'S "DAREDEVIL."
>> Conan: YEAH, YEAH.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> Conan: AND THE WHOLE CAST
OF "THE HOURS" IS IN THIS MOVIE
I UNDERSTAND.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEY ALL FIGHT EACH
OTHER, TOO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I HEAR THAT'S A PRETTY
AMAZING SCENE.
>> OH, MERYL'S GOT A HECK
OF A SPIN HOOK, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO, ACTUALLY, "DAREDEVIL" IS
A REALLY ROMANTIC MOVIE.
>> Conan: MM-HMM.
>> YEAH, I MEAN, I THINK
THE GIRLS WILL HAVE TO DRAG
THE GUYS TO SEE "DAREDEVIL."
NO, IT'S ACTUALLY --
IT'S REALLY ROMANTIC,
AND THE COOL THING ABOUT IT
FOR WOMEN IS THAT ELECTRA IS
DAREDEVIL'S EQUAL.
SHE'S NOT SOME DAMSEL
IN DISTRESS, YOU KNOW?
"OOH, HELP ME."
SHE'S DEFINITELY OUT THERE.
>> Conan: WELL, THEY DEFINITELY
GOT THE RIGHT WOMAN TO DO THESE
FIGHT SCENES BECAUSE
THEY ARE INTENSE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I MEAN, THEY'RE NOT --
THEY'RE LIKE.
>> I FOUGHT COLIN FARRELL
AS WELL.
>> Conan: YEAH.
>> AND COLIN AND I REALLY --
I MEAN --
>> Conan: YOU FOUGHT
COLIN FARRELL IN THE MOVIE?
>> HE'S CRAZY.
COLIN'S CRAZY.
>> Conan: YEAH.
>> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER
HAD HIM ON THE SHOW.
>> Conan: YEAH, WE'VE HAD
HIM HERE.
>> DID YOU BLEEP EVERYTHING THAT
HE SAID?
>> Conan: EVERY OTHER WORD,
BUT THEN --
[ LAUGHTER ]
-- I HAD BEEN DRINKING, TOO.
SO BETWEEN THE TWO OF US --
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> COLIN, HE SO WENT FOR IT THAT
I'M SURPRISED THAT I'M SITTING
HERE RIGHT NOW.
>> Conan: BECAUSE YOU'D
GET BRUISED.
>> NO, NOT JUST BRUISED.
THERE WAS THIS MOMENT THAT
THE DIRECTOR ADDED WHERE
HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL
IF COLIN JUST NIBBLED ON MY LIP.
I MEAN, THERE'S A LOT THERE
TO NIBBLE ON, GRANTED, BUT EVERY
SINGLE TAKE HE WOULD GO
FROM LIKE A LITTLE NIBBLE TO --
[ GROWLING ]
-- UNTIL THE END WHERE HE WAS
JUST LIKE PULLING IT OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ GROWLING ]
>> Conan: YEAH.
IT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT PART
OF THE MOVIE.
HE PUTS ON A LOBSTER BIB.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH.
>> THE NEXT MORNING I WOKE UP --
YOU KNOW, WE WERE SHOOTING ALL
NIGHT, SO I GOT UP AT LIKE
11:00 IN THE MORNING.
AND I WALK OUT INTO THE LIVING
ROOM, AND MY HUSBAND SCOTT IS
SITTING THERE, AND
HE WAS LIKE --
[ GASPING ]
MY LIP WAS LIKE --
COLIN SAID I LOOKED LIKE ONE
OF THOSE AFRICAN WOMEN
WITH A PLATE IN HER LIP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Conan: RIGHT.
SERIOUSLY --
SERIOUSLY DISTENDED, RIGHT.
[ JENNIFER SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND HE COULDN'T
UNDERSTAND YOU --
>> YEAH.
>> Conan: -- FOR MANY A YEAR,
YEAH.
>> AND NOT GOOD.
>> Conan: WELL, I GUESS IT WAS
ALL WORTH IT BECAUSE
"DAREDEVIL" IS --
>> IT'S A FUN MOVIE.
IT'S REALLY FUN.
>> Conan: IT'S OPENING TOMORROW.
>> MM-HMM.
>> Conan: AND "ALIAS,"
OF COURSE, AIRS SUNDAY NIGHTS
AT 9:00 ON ABC.
AND YOU'RE HOSTING
"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS
WEEKEND WITH BECK.
THAT'S GOING TO BE A GOOD SHOW.
>> YEAH, IT'S FUN.
>> Conan: HEY, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR BEING HERE.
>> THANK YOU, CONAN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Conan: JENNIFER GARNER,
EVERYONE.
HARLAND WILLIAMS COMING UP.
WE'LL TAKE A BREAK.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]