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So, that's what Art is.
Art is nothing. Art is feeling.
And I feel that's my greatest work. It's called "Pain and Absence".
Hold on.
This is beautiful and all, but isn't he a real dwarf?
-- His name is Sandro. -- Sandro.
-- Is Sandro dead? -- Sandro is not dead, Sandro is resting.
He only reacts to pain.
-- Genius. -- Genius? Is he in real pain?
There's no art without pain.
-- How much? -- What?
120,000 Reais.
Sold.
-- Thank you so much... -- You can't sell a dwarf.
You can't sell a dwarf. Not a real one.
This dwarf is a volunteer drama student. He's in a acting course, he's fine.
See? We can hang it in our bedroom.
-- Our bedroom? -- Yeah, our bedroom, above the bed.
How can we hang a man in our bedroom?
Honey, listen, he can work as an alarm.
While we're sleeping, if anyone comes in, he screams.
Hang on, where should he poop, pee, all those kinds of human stuff.
On the floor. It's part of the work.
Perhaps we could hang it in the living room.
-- Not the living room, Cinthia. -- In the living room!
It could only be hung in the bathroom above a toilet.
How should we feed him?
You don't.
You should leave him languish, hungry and thirsty.
So when he dies, the cicle of the title is complete.
It's "Pain and Absence".
The absence of Sandro.
Wonderful.
If he dies, does the work finish?
No. You leave his skeleton on the floor, and then what will you have?
A still life.
I made my decision, I'll take it!
No, you don't, we'll take a look around, see if we like anything else...
Well, I was about to say, if you throw a party at your house,
you can do this.
He does this performance the whole night through.
It's adorable.
And what if I gave him one of those mosquito rackets,
would he kill the mosquitoes for me?
I can't say he wouldn't.
Wonderful.
Cinthia is a little dazzled... yeah, yeah, right.
We're gonna take a look around the gallery,
cause there's lots of works to see, lots of beautiful things
for her to get excited with, right?
-- Do you like sculptures? -- I love them!
I have a gang *** one that's made just for you.
Come with me. You're gonna like it.
Tradução e legendas: Melissa Prado
Wait, wait!
This is not working out.
Guys, this is not gonna happen. Léo screwed this video up, guys.
-- No, I didn't. -- Yes, you did, Léo!
-- It's not happening today. -- We can do it some other day.
We have to, it's not happening today.
Why is it gonna work out today?
Who told you it's gonna work out today?
The thing is: if you got up there, you better get down.
Léo, if you told me "I'm done",
I would say "yeah, right" and would hang you up there anyway.
One, two, three...
Come on, come on...
-- No, no, no! -- Careful back there!
Why is it gonna work out, Cédric?
No fear.