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- ON THIS EPISODE OF COUNTING CARS...
- WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M GETTING IDEAS. - SERIOUSLY?
YOU'RE PUTTING ALL THIS MONEY INTO A MOTORHOME.
YOU'RE GONNA BE UP TO 50 GRAND. - NO.
- YOU NEED AN INTERVENTION.
- I'M LOOKING FOR A MOVIE REPLICA BIKE
FROM HARLEY DAVIDSON AND THE MARLBORO MAN.
- AWESOME. IT'S A PRETTY RAW MACHINE.
- I'M GONNA LOVE IT.
I THINK MY [bleep] ARE GONNA HATE IT.
- [laughs] ABSOLUTELY, MAN.
JUST MAKE ME SOME ROOM FOR THE FMC,
'CAUSE WE'RE BRINGING HER IN TONIGHT.
- ROLI, LET'S PUT IT OVER HERE. - THANK YOU GUYS.
- OH, [bleep].
- VEGAS IS A GAMBLING TOWN.
MOST PEOPLE BET WITH CHIPS.
I BET WITH RIDES...
LOOK AT THIS.
AND I ALWAYS GO ALL IN.
WOW. WHAT WOULD YOU TAKE FOR THIS?
[tires squealing]
I'M DANNY, AKA THE COUNT,
AND THIS IS MY ALL-STAR TEAM.
WE FIND THEM... WHERE'S THE REST OF THE CAR AT?
FIX THEM, FLIP THEM,
AND SOMETIMES I KEEP THEM.
THIS THING IS SICK.
[laughs] I WANT THIS CAR.
FOR MY CREW, EVERY JOB'S HIGH STAKES,
AND WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE.
THIS IS COUNTING CARS.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - WHAT'S UP, MACK?
HOW ARE YOU?
- WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M GETTING IDEAS, MAN. - IDEAS FOR WHAT?
- FOR THE INTERIOR OF THIS RIG.
- YOU'RE GONNA PURPLE THIS THING AND CHEETAH?
[laughs]
- DUDE, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS THING.
I AM ABSOLUTELY HAVING A FREAKING BALL.
A WHILE BACK, I PICKED UP A BEAUTIFUL 1976 FMC MOTORHOME.
GOT A GREAT DEAL. PAID 16 GRAND FOR IT.
AND NOW I'M FINALLY GETTING TO PUT SOME TIME IN
AND START WORKING ON THIS THING,
AND I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW EXCITED I AM.
- WHEN YOU BOUGHT THIS, YOU SAID YOU LIKED IT THE WAY IT WAS.
- I'M DOING SOME UPDATES HERE AND THERE.
IT'S GONNA BE GORGEOUS.
FUEL INJECTION, NEW A/C UNITS, NEW GENERATOR,
AND OF COURSE I'M GONNA UPDATE WITH SOME FLAT SCREENS
AND A NICE STEREO AND SATELLITE AND THINGS LIKE THAT.
- THE CREATURE COMFORTS. - ABSOLUTELY.
- HAVE YOU ADDED ANY OF THIS STUFF UP?
- A LITTLE BIT HERE AND THERE.
I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS MOTORHOME SINCE I WAS A KID.
- ALL THAT STUFF COSTS MONEY.
- I'M NOT GONNA CUT ANY CORNERS NOW.
I'M KEEPING THIS THING.
- WHAT IS THAT WINDSHIELD GONNA COST TO FIX?
- I DON'T KNOW. IT'S GOT A HUGE CRACK IN IT.
IT'S SPIDERWEBBING, AND IT'S JUST--
THAT'S MY UNKNOWN AS WELL.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S GONNA COST.
I'M CERTAINLY NOT GONNA TELL KEVIN
THAT THESE 1976 FMC WINDSHIELDS ARE RARE AND EXPENSIVE.
I MEAN, IF YOU CAN FIND ONE, IT'S GONNA COST A FORTUNE.
BUT I'M GONNA FIND ONE,
AND I'LL JUST DEAL WITH KEVIN LATER.
- AND SO THEN ALL THAT STUFF YOU TALKED ABOUT...
- RIGHT. - AND WE'RE GOOD.
- WELL, THAT, AND I'M GONNA PAINT IT.
- [sighs]
- I'MA PAINT THE WHOLE OUTSIDE. - DOES IT NEED BODY WORK?
- WELL, YOU KNOW, A CERTAIN AMOUNT.
- YOU NEED AN INTERVENTION.
YOU'RE PUTTING ALL THIS MONEY
INTO A 1976 MOTORHOME.
WE BOUGHT THIS FOR $16,000.
YOU'RE GONNA BE UP TO 50 GRAND. - NO.
- OH, YEAH.
- I DON'T THINK I'M GOING THAT CRAZY.
- NEW AIR CONDITIONERS, NEW WIRING,
PAINT, BODY WORK, INTERIOR-- WHERE DO WE STOP?
- 35Gs.
- ADDED TO THE 16. - ADDED TO THE 16.
- OKAY, SO THAT'S $51,000.
- ARE YOU DONE? - YOU'RE COMFORTABLE...
- AT 50. CALL ME 34 THEN.
- YOU'RE COMFORTABLE AT 50 GRAND.
- THE ENTIRE RIG. IN THE ENTIRE RIG.
- YOU KNOW, I TRY AND KEEP MY COOL WITH THE COUNT,
BUT THIS IS THE ULTIMATE EXAMPLE OF BAD BUSINESS.
THIS MOTORHOME IS GONNA COST THE SHOP A LOT OF MONEY,
AND THEN I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO WITH IT
WHEN IT GETS RESTORED.
I JUST DON'T KNOW.
YOU KNOW, THE REASON I'M HERE IS TO PROTECT YOU FROM YOURSELF.
- [laughing] FROM MYSELF? - I'M SERIOUS.
SO YOU MIGHT HAVE TO SELL THAT GTO TO PAY FOR THIS.
- OH, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO, THAT GTO AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE.
- MOVE.
- LET ME GUESS. THOSE ARE THE EYEBALLS?
- YOU ARE A GENIUS. - THAT'S A HUGE-*** SKULL.
MIKE HAS BEEN TEACHING ME TO AIRBRUSH, SORT OF.
HE DIDN'T WANT TO,
BUT THEN I CAUGHT HIM SMASHING ONE OF DANNY'S TRUCKS,
SO HE HAD TO.
- [bleep].
- I NEVER SAY NOTHING TO THEM.
YOU TEACH ME FINALLY HOW TO AIRBRUSH.
- SO BASICALLY YOU'RE STRAIGHT-UP BLACKMAILING ME.
- I HAVE HIM OVER AT MY NEW PLACE
TO HAVE HIM DO A SPECIAL DECORATION ON MY WALL.
- ALL RIGHT. IT'S YOUR TURN.
COME ON.
I DID THAT IN TEN MINUTES,
SO YOU'VE GOT THREE HOURS TO DO THE NEXT EYE.
YOU WANT IT SMOOTH. YOU WANT A SMOOTH FLOW.
YOU'RE DOING SPOTS.
THAT'S--THAT'S PRETTY BAD.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I EXPECTED
OUT OF SOMEONE WHO WOULDN'T PRACTICE.
WHY ARE YOU MAKING THE EYE SMALLER?
SHADE THAT WAY.
[chuckles]
ANYWAY, MAKE THIS WHOLE THING HAPPEN.
I'M GONNA GO DOWNSTAIRS, CHILL ON YOUR COUCH,
AND WAIT FOR YOU TO GET DONE.
GET TO WORK.
- MIKE HAS TO BE THE LAZIEST TEACHER I EVER KNOWN.
IT DOESN'T MATTER, THOUGH.
IN MY HEART, I KNOW I'M A GREAT ARTIST,
AND I'LL SHOW HIM.
- I CAN HEAR YOU DOING IT INCORRECTLY, SO STOP IT!
- I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
[bleep].
- WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
- [groans]
- WHAT DID YOU DO? - WELL, THIS FELL DOWN.
- [laughing] - WHAT?
- SO I COME BACK IN, AND I SEE THIS THING ON THE WALL.
LOOKS LIKE A SKULL THAT MY BUS RAN OVER.
IT'S GOT A TUMOR ON ITS FACE. IT'S GOT PIANO TEETH.
ITS JAW IS KICKED OVER TO THE SIDE.
IT LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE GOT THEIR *** WHUPPED.
THIS IS HORRIBLE.
WHY DOES HE HAVE, LIKE, AN EXTRA TUMOR RIGHT HERE?
IT'S LIKE A TUMOR.
WHERE DID HIS NOSE GO? WHERE--
- ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. - YEAH, IT IS.
WHERE DID HIS NOSE GO? WHERE--
THIS SUCKS. GOOD JOB, BUDDY.
LISTEN, I'M NO TEACHER. I NEVER WANTED TO BE ONE.
I NEVER WILL BE ONE.
BUT IF ROLI DOESN'T START LEARNING SOON,
I'M GONNA BE UNDER HIS THUMB FOREVER,
SO I BETTER START TAKING THIS MORE SERIOUSLY.
MAYBE.
YOU KNOW, FOR A GUY THAT WANTS TO LEARN,
YOU REALLY DON'T PAY ATTENTION.
- THE DEAL WAS, YOU TEACH ME,
NOT LET ME AIRBRUSH ON MY WALL.
- HOW ABOUT THIS, ROLI?
YOU PRACTICE WHAT I ALREADY TRIED TO TEACH YOU,
AND THEN WE'LL TALK AGAIN LATER.
- I THOUGHT BLACKMAILING MIKE
TEACHING ME HOW TO AIRBRUSH WAS A GOOD IDEA.
SO FAR HE'S JUST YELLING AT ME.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO AIRBRUSH.
AND NOW I HAVE A BIG UGLY-*** SKULL ON MY WALL.
SO MAYBE NOT.
GUESS I NEED TO BUY SOME WHITE PAINT.
- LET'S GO ON IN HERE, MAN.
I WANT YOU TO MEET SHANNON.
[mechanical whirring]
YO, SHAN!
YO, SHANNON.
SHANNON, MY BROTHER. WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN?
- WHAT'S GOING ON? - I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEBODY.
THIS IS JOHNNY. - HEY, NICE TO MEET YOU, JOHNNY.
- SHANNON, HOW YOU DOING? - NICE TO MEET YOU.
- SHANNON IS THE BEST BIKE GUY ON THE PLANET,
AND JOHNNY'S HERE TO GET A CUSTOM BIKE BUILT.
- COOL.
- AND I THINK YOU'RE GONNA DIG THIS PROJECT.
I'M GONNA LET JOHNNY TELL YOU WHAT WE WANT TO BUILD.
- SWEET, MAN.
- I'M LOOKING FOR A MOVIE REPLICA BIKE.
IT'S THE BIKE FROM THE MOVIE
HARLEY DAVIDSON AND THE MARLBORO MAN.
- AWESOME. - I WANT TO REBUILD THAT.
- A RIGID FXR. - YES.
- A RIGID FXR. - [laughs]
- SWEET.
- I WANTED TO DO THE BIKE
FROM HARLEY DAVIDSON AND THE MARLBORO MAN
JUST BECAUSE I SAW THE MOVIE 20-PLUS YEARS AGO,
AND THAT IS THE BIKE THAT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD
THAT HEY, IF I WAS GONNA RIDE A CHOPPER
OR A TOTAL CUSTOM RIDE,
THIS WOULD BE THE BIKE THAT I'D GET.
- WHAT MOTIVATED YOU TO DO THIS BIKE?
- ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, MY RIDING FOR THE LAST 12 YEARS
HAVE BEEN BUILDING A FAMILY, BUILDING A BUSINESS,
AND I HAVEN'T GOT TO RIDE AS MUCH
AS I PROBABLY WOULD'VE LIKED TO, AND SO, YOU KNOW...
UNFORTUNATELY, I HAD A BUDDY WHO PASSED AWAY
IN A CAR ACCIDENT HERE BACK IN 2012.
- OH, I'M SORRY. - SORRY, MAN.
- BUT, YOU KNOW, KIND OF GETTING BEYOND THE SADNESS OF IT,
HE KIND OF--HE'S INSPIRED A LOT OF US TO DO DIFFERENT THINGS.
- WHAT'S HIS NAME? - GABRIEL.
- GABRIEL.
- THE GUY WAS JUST ALWAYS-- YOU KNOW, HE WAS ALWAYS ON.
AND HE WAS ELECTRIC, LIVING HIS LIFE TO THE FULLEST.
YOU COULDN'T HELP BUT LOVE THE GUY WHEN YOU MET HIM.
- GABRIEL WAS THAT KIND OF GUY
WHERE HE JUST INFLUENCED PEOPLE POSITIVELY.
- ABSOLUTELY.
MY BUDDY GABE KIND OF GAVE ME THE INSPIRATION
TO KIND OF TAKE A LOOK AT MY LIFE
AND FIGURE OUT WHAT THE THINGS WERE
THAT I'D ALWAYS WANTED BUT NEVER QUITE CROSSED OFF THE LIST.
AND THIS IS SOMETHING I'VE HAD ON MY MIND FOR 20 YEARS,
AND THIS IS PART OF LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST
AND HAVING A TON OF FUN DOING IT,
AND SO THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR.
- THE BIKE. LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS BIKE.
- ABSOLUTELY. - IT'S A PRETTY RAW MACHINE.
- OH, IT'S VERY RAW. - NO PAINT.
IT WAS JUST BARE METAL. - REALLY RAW.
IT HAD THE DEAD MAN'S HAND ON IT.
- YEAH, ACES AND EIGHTS. - ACES AND EIGHTS.
AND, OF COURSE, NO SHOCKS. - ZERO.
- IT'S JUST HARD STRUTS WITH-- BUT SLANT, MAN.
THE FENDER--I REMEMBER THE FENDER WAS RIGHT ALL THE TIME.
- THE ONLY SUSPENSION WOULD BE IN THE FRONT, OBVIOUSLY,
AND THE AIR IN THE TIRE.
- AND THE AIR IN THE TIRE.
NOTHING LIKE TAKING THE SHOCKS OFF AN FXR
AND PUTTING ON SOLID STRUTS.
- I'M GONNA LOVE IT.
I THINK MY [bleep] ARE GONNA HATE IT.
- [laughing] ABSOLUTELY.
- IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
- I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS BUILD.
I LOVE THE MOVIE AND I LOVE THE BIKE,
AND TO HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO BUILD A TRIBUTE OF IT--
WELL, THAT'S JUST GONNA BE AWESOME.
WHAT KIND OF BUDGET DO YOU HAVE TO THROW AT THIS BIKE?
- YOU KNOW, I THINK CONSIDERING IT HAS BARELY A SEAT
AND NO SHOCKS...
- YEAH?
- I THINK IF YOU COULD BUILD IT IN THAT 30 RANGE,
I THINK WE SHOULD GET IT DONE FOR THAT.
- OKAY, I THINK YOU CAME IN WITH THE CORRECT BUDGET.
WELL, THEN I THINK THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO DO
BUT TO GO SHOPPING.
I'M GONNA TAKE JOHNNY UP TO THE OFFICE.
WE'LL DO SOME PAPERWORK OUT.
AND LET'S FIND THIS FXR, MAN. LET'S GET ROCKING.
- AWESOME. - LET'S DO IT.
- THANK YOU, MAN. - GOOD TO MEET YOU.
- JOHNNY, COME WITH ME, BROTHER, MAN.
SHANNON, YOU ARE ALWAYS THE BEST, MY BROTHER.
- I'LL SEE YOU. - ALL RIGHT, MY MAN.
FIND THAT FXR, BRO.
I'VE BEEN WORKING FOR WEEKS
RESTORING ONE OF MY CHILDHOOD DREAM MACHINES,
A 1976 FMC MOTORHOME.
BUT KEVIN WAS RIGHT.
IT'S BEEN A BIT OF A NIGHTMARE AND A MONEY PIT OF A PROJECT.
THE WIRING HAD BEEN MESSED UP SO MUCH BY GOD-KNOWS-WHO
THAT MY GUYS HAD TO PRACTICALLY DO SURGERY ON THE THING
TO GET HER RUNNING.
I'M FINALLY MAKING PROGRESS,
BUT ONE THING THAT'S GIVING ME GRIEF
IS THIS BROKEN WINDSHIELD.
COME ON, GUYS. BRING IT BACK.
NICE AND EASY. PRECIOUS CARGO.
COME ON. COME ON. THAT'S GOOD.
BUT TONIGHT, ROLI AND MIKE HAVE RETURNED
WITH WHAT I HOPE IS JUST WHAT I NEED.
THESE OLD MOTORCOACHES, MAN, THEY ARE SUPER RARE,
AND FINDING AN ORIGINAL WINDSHIELD FOR IT--
WELL, IT'S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE.
SO I PRACTICALLY HAD TO TRADE AN ARM AND A LEG FOR IT.
OH, MY GOSH, YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA
HOW HAPPY I AM TO FIND THIS.
- ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FLIP IT.
- I'M CAREFUL. - YEAH.
- IT'S SO NICE TO FIND THIS WINDSHIELD UNCRACKED.
IT JUST NEEDS A GOOD POLISH.
JUST MAKE ME SOME ROOM FOR THE FMC,
'CAUSE WE'RE BRINGING HER IN TONIGHT.
WE'LL GO PUT THE GLASS IN THE WINDSHIELD,
GET EVERYTHING POLISHED UP.
I'M STOKED. WE'LL GET THIS THING.
IT'S GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL. THANK YOU GUYS.
- PUT IT OVER HERE, MAN. RIGHT HERE.
- LOVE IT.
- NO!
[bleep] [bleep].
COME ON, MAN! - WHY'D YOU HAVE TO PUSH ME?
- YOU TRIPPED, YOU CLUMSY ***.
- YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
SERIOUSLY.
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS THING SINCE I WAS A KID, MAN.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS--
YOU KNOW--WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE'S WHAT'S GOING ON.
AT 7:22 TOMORROW-- THIS EXACT TIME IN 24 HOURS,
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAND ME ANOTHER WINDSHIELD
THAT AIN'T BUSTED, THAT'S READY TO GO.
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO. 24 HOURS.
- WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND ONE IN 24 HOURS?
- I DON'T CARE. THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
24 HOURS.
SEE YOU GUYS HERE AT 7:20 TOMORROW.
- [groans]
IT TOOK DANNY SIX MONTHS TO FIND THIS WINDSHIELD,
AND GOD KNOWS HOW MUCH IT COST HIM.
WE--I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND IT? SERIOUSLY.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. - YEAH.
THANKS FOR GETTING ME IN TROUBLE AGAIN, ROLI.
- THE GUYS ARE CRAWLING ALL OVER MY LATEST OBSESSION,
MY 1976 FMC MOTORCOACH.
THIS BABY'S TAKEN UP A WHOLE LOT OF TIME
AND A WHOLE LOT OF MONEY,
KEVIN'S ABOUT TO BEAT ME UP WITH HIS CALCULATOR,
AND *** MIKE AND ROLI DROVE ALL THE WAY TO UTAH
TO GO GET ANOTHER WINDSHIELD,
BUT I KNOW THAT THIS BABY IS GONNA BE WORTH IT IN THE END.
MEANWHILE, JOHN IS HERE TO PICK UP
HIS COUNT'S KUSTOMS VERSION OF THE BIKE
FROM HIS FAVORITE MOVIE
HARLEY DAVIDSON AND THE MARLBORO MAN.
NOW, WE PRETTY MUCH STUCK TO THE ORIGINAL SCRIPT,
BUT, OF COURSE, WE ADDED
A LITTLE BIT OF COUNT'S KUSTOMS' POLISH AND FLAVOR TO IT,
SO I HOPE HE DIGS THE FINAL PRODUCT.
JOHNNY, YOU READY FOR THIS? - ABSOLUTELY READY.
- HERE WE GO. SHANNON, BRING THAT BABY OUT!
[motorcycle rumbling]
[laughter]
- YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME. - OH, YEAH, MAN.
- THAT IS SO COOL.
DUDE, THAT IS SO AWESOME.
- [laughs]
- THAT IS SO AWESOME. - SHE'S ALL YOU, BUDDY.
SHE'S ALL YOU, BROTHER. TAKE YOUR TIME.
- I CANNOT BELIEVE IT. - TAKE YOUR TIME.
WE STARTED OFF WITH A HARLEY DAVIDSON FXR.
WE GAVE IT
THAT HARLEY DAVIDSON AND THE MARLBORO MAN REPLICA VIBE
WITH A LITTLE BIT OF A COUNT'S KUSTOMS TWIST ON IT.
WE ADDED AN 88 CUBIC INCH REVTECH MOTOR
AND A FIVE-SPEED TRANSMISSION.
WE ADDED P.M. CONTROLS AND BRAKES,
CHROME 40 SPOKE WHEELS, AND A GORGEOUS CUSTOM PAINT JOB.
HARLEY DAVIDSON AND THE MARLBORO MAN
WAS ALWAYS A COOL MOVIE, AND, I MUST ADMIT,
IT WAS A BIKE THAT I'VE ALWAYS LIKED,
AND TO BE ABLE TO BUILD ONE HERE IN PERSON--
WELL, I GOT TO SAY, I'D LIKE TO OWN IT MYSELF.
- LOOK AT THE WIDTH OF THAT TANK.
THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE.
LOOK AT THIS PIZZA-CUTTER WHEEL ON THE FRONT.
THAT THING IS SO COOL, GUYS.
- JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF RAKE.
JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF STRETCH.
JUST LIKE IT SHOULD BE.
- WE UPGRADED--LIKE, THE ORIGINAL BIKE HAD
DIFFERENT CONTROLS ON IT.
WE PUT P.M. ONES ON THERE.
- GUYS, THE PAINT IS WICKED.
- YOU SEEIN' ALL THAT IN THERE?
- IT'S GOT THAT OLD-SCHOOL, LIKE--
YOU KNOW, THAT'S A HAND PAINTED-LOOKIN', RAW...
- LIKE IT USED TO BE. - LIKE IT IS, EXACTLY.
- YOU KNOW, SIT DOWN AND JUST DO IT BY BRUSH.
- THE ORIGINAL BIKE MICKEY ROURKE HAD
HAD THE FAN OF CARDS AND ACTUALLY PUT INITIALS
OF PEOPLE IN HIS PERSONAL LIFE THAT HE KIND OF PASSED.
IN MY LIFE, THAT'S GABRIEL. - RIGHT.
- BUT THE REST I CHOSE TO, YOU KNOW,
TAKE A LOOK AT SOME CELEBRITIES THAT HAVE PASSED
THAT WERE AN INFLUENCE ON MY LIFE.
YOU GOT JIM MORRISON... - YEP.
- BRUCE LEE, BOB MARLEY,
FREDDIE MERCURY OF QUEEN, JIMI HENDRIX,
EVEL KNIEVEL... - YES.
- KURT COBAIN... - YES.
- JAMES DEAN... - YES.
- AND, OF COURSE, GABRIEL.
- YOU'RE PAYING TRIBUTE TO A BIKE
THAT YOU LOVE FROM A MOVIE,
BUT WE'VE MADE IT YOURS.
- ABSOLUTELY. I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.
- I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY THIS THING ON.
- I'M ON IT. - ALL RIGHT.
- SOUNDS GOOD. - [laughs]
LET'S SEE HOW SHE FITS.
- OH, YEAH. - UH-HUH.
- GOSH, THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
CAT'S-EYE DASH.
IT IS SO PERFECT.
HOW DID WE DO FOR BUDGET-WISE BEFORE I GET TOO HAPPY?
- THERE ACTUALLY IS A CATCH WITH IT, MAN.
IT'S NOT FOR SALE. I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH IT.
SO THANKS FOR COMING BY. APPRECIATE IT.
[laughter]
WE, UH--WE HAD SAID WE WERE GONNA DO THIS PROJECT
FOR RIGHT AROUND 30, GIVE OR TAKE.
WHAT WAS OUR FINAL NUMBER ON THIS?
WAS IT 31? - WE'RE AT 30.
- WE'RE AT 30. - OHH.
- WE'RE AT 30, STRAIGHT UP. HOW'S THAT?
- THAT IS--HEY, IT MAKES A PERFECT BIKE MORE PERFECT.
- RIGHT ON BUDGET.
AND I SAY WE GET IN THE WIND.
WE'VE GOT A LID FOR YOU. WE GOT SOME GLOVES FOR YOU.
SHANNON, YOU WANT TO GO, MAN?
LET'S GET A COUPLE BIKES AND LET'S DO THIS.
- LET'S DO IT. - I LOVE IT.
- THIS IS MORE THAN JUST A BIKE.
YOU KNOW, IT'S A FAREWELL TO A GREAT FRIEND,
AND AT THE SAME TIME, IT'S THE PUNCTUATION MARK
ON THE LAST 20 YEARS OF MY LIFE.
REALLY, THE BIKE IS ACTUALLY ICING ON THE CAKE AT THIS POINT.
IT'S A VERY COOL, VERY RAW, VERY HARD CORE BIKE.
PRETTY HARD TO BELIEVE THAT I GET TO TAKE THIS HOME.
[engines rumbling]
- MY FMC MOTORCOACH IS DONE, AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL,
AND I AM THRILLED.
KEVIN IS STILL HAVING ISSUES WITH SPENDING
ALL THIS TIME AND MONEY ON A PET PROJECT,
AND I'LL DEAL WITH HIM LATER,
BUT RIGHT NOW IT'S TIME TO SHOW THIS BABY OFF
TO SOME GUYS WHO I KNOW WILL APPRECIATE.
MY BAND, COUNT'S 77, WERE WRAPPING UP REHEARSAL
OVER AT THE STUDIO RIGHT NEXT TO MY SHOP.
IT'S TIME TO CHECK THIS BABY OUT.
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA TRIP ON THIS, MAN.
- WHAT THE HELL? - [laughing]
- WHOA! - OH, MY GOD.
- WOW. - [laughs]
- THAT THING IS BAD. - [laughs]
- WHAT IS THIS?
- THIS IS A 1975 FMC MOTORHOME.
- DUDE, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
- IS THIS THING SICK OR WHAT? - AWESOME!
- WHEN I FIRST FOUND THIS FMC, SHE DROVE, BUT BARELY.
WE ADDED A BRAND-NEW GENERATOR,
NEW AIR CONDITIONING AND HEAT SYSTEM,
TOTAL REWORKED THE ENTIRE FIBERGLASS BODY,
AND ADDED AN AMAZING FULL CUSTOM PAINT JOB.
I'VE GOT TO SAY, THIS OLD FMC IS A CHILDHOOD DREAM COME TRUE.
CHECK IT OUT, MAN. - LET ME ASK YOU THIS, THOUGH.
WHY ARE YOU SHOWING US? - THAT'S THE FUN PART.
WHEN I WAS A KID, MY FAMILY AND I, WE HAD A MOTORHOME.
IT WASN'T ANYTHING INSANE LIKE THIS FMC, BUT IT WAS COOL.
AND WE SPENT A LITTLE TIME DOING A LITTLE TRAVELING
BACK IN THE DAY.
YOU GUYS ARE LIKE FAMILY TO ME NOW,
AND SO WE'VE GOT SOME GIGS TO DO,
AND I'M THINKING WHAT BETTER WAY FOR A '70s BAND
TO TRAVEL AROUND AND DO SOME GIGS
THAN IN THIS '70s FMC RIG?
- YOU'RE LOOKING AT YOUR GUYS' TOUR BUS.
- WE'RE DEFINITELY GONNA BE STICKING OUT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
- I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE EVER.
THIS IS CRAZY, DANNY. - YEAH.
- [laughing] MY LORD. WHERE ARE THE HORNS AT?
- YEAH. - YOU'LL SEE.
IT'S JUST--YOU'LL DIG THIS, MAN.
[horn blares]
[laughter]
- [laughs]
- HE'S GOT A HORN ON THAT BAD BOY.
- I'M SORRY I ASKED.
[laughter]
- YOU GUYS GOT TO SEE THE BEST, MAN.
COME ON INSIDE.
- THE INTERIOR'S ABSOLUTELY SICK.
- CHECK OUT THE STEP, THE AUTOMATIC STEP
WE ADDED TO IT HERE.
- LOOK AT THAT. - WOW!
- AFTER YOU, FELLAS. CHECK OUT THAT.
IT'S LIKE ROYALTY, BABY. IT'S LIKE ROYALTY IN THERE.
[laughter]
- DUDE, THIS IS CRAZY [bleep]. - WOW.
- IT'S ***.
- I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A SCENE FROM SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER.
- ABSOLUTELY, BROTHER, MAN. ABSOLUTELY, MAN.
AND, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE GETTING ALL PRETTY FOR THE SHOW,
YOU FLIP THIS ON, MAN.
- THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD.
- EXACTLY, MAN. - [laughing]
- CHECK OUT THE BATHROOM. - CHEETAHS EVERYWHERE.
- IT'S EVERYWHERE, MAN. - THIS IS SOMETHING ELSE.
- BIG, YOU KNOW, COMFY COUCH RIGHT HERE,
WHICH ALSO LAYS OUT INTO A BED.
IT'S EVEN GOT KEVIN MACK.
- OH, THE DRIVER'S HERE. - YOU GOT A SEC, BRO?
- WHAT'S UP, BROTHER, MAN? - YOU GOT A SEC?
- OKAY, WELL, GUYS, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
LET'S TAKE THIS TO THE GIG TONIGHT.
- YES, SIR!
- SO GRAB YOUR GEAR AND LET'S LOAD UP, MAN.
- LET'S DO IT. ALL RIGHT.
- MIKE, DON'T TOUCH THE WINDSHIELD, PLEASE.
- NO, I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD.
COME ON, DON'T DOG ME ON THE WINDSHIELD.
WE PAID FOR IT.
- OH, THIS IS CRAZY.
- I'M GLAD YOU GUYS ARE DIGGING IT.
- OH, THANK YOU, BROTHER.
I'M GONNA GO FIND ME A HAT WITH A FEATHER.
[laughter]
- WHAT'S UP? HOW COME YOU'RE NOT SMILING?
- I HATE TO RAIN ON YOUR PARADE, BUT, BROTHER,
I CAN'T BE MINUS $50,000.
- WE'RE NOT MINUS $50,000. - YES.
- I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
YOU'LL GET HAPPY IF YOU JUST COME INSIDE
AND SEE INSIDE FOR A MINUTE.
- MAN, I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT.
- IT'S--COME ON. JUST COME ON.
JUST COME ON.
YOU'LL DIG THIS, MAN.
- YEAH. NOW I'M IN.
- COME ON. DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER?
SOAK IN ALL THE COOLNESS. SOAK IN THE VIBE.
- HONESTLY, THESE LIGHTS ARE GIVING ME A HEADACHE RIGHT NOW.
- OH, COME ON, MAN. COME ON.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. OPEN UP THAT FRIDGE.
LET'S CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE AND LET'S JUST CHILL OUT
AND ENJOY THE VIBE IN HERE, MAN.
TRUST ME ON THIS. TRUST ME ON THIS, KEVIN.
RIGHT THERE, MAN. RIGHT THERE.
ICE-COLD FRIDGE.
- THERE'S NOT EVEN A BEER IN HERE.
SOME BAKING SODA AND AN ENVELOPE.
WHAT IS THIS?
- WHO'S IT MADE OUT TO? - COUNT'S KUSTOMS.
- WHAT'S THE AMOUNT? - 40,000.
- I SOLD A CAR.
- WHAT DID YOU SELL?
- MY '68 CHEVELLE.
- YOU SOLD THAT CAR FOR 40 GRAND?
- I SOLD THAT CAR FOR 40 GRAND ALL ON MY OWN,
BECAUSE I LISTENED TO WHAT YOU SAID
WHEN WE STARTED BUILDING THIS THING.
AND I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF WAYS
TO RECOUP SOME OF THAT MONEY.
SO DOES THAT FEEL BETTER?
- I'M FEELING THE VIBE. - [laughs]
IT'S TRUE, I WAS GONNA TAKE ON THIS FMC
NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT COST,
AND, YEAH, KEVIN WAS GONNA YELL AT ME ABOUT IT.
THAT'S JUST KIND OF HOW THINGS ARE.
IT WASN'T EASY TO SELL ONE OF MY BABIES,
BUT NOW KEVIN IS HAPPY, THE BAND'S HAPPY,
AND I'M JUST GLAD THAT I GET TO MAKE THESE THINGS
BRIGHT AND SHINY AND NEW AGAIN.
- DUDE, THIS IS CRAZY.