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Templayer: I'm looking at the horizon ... Vyktory: Are you recording already? Templayer: I just started ! And you *** it all up ! :D
T: Welcome to the special episode.
V: Yes, a very special one, we have something to look forward to.
T: Yes, there will be talk, talk, blahblah. After we managed to get the games to connect themselves again ...
V: We didn't, it managed to run by itself.
T: Exactly.
T: After several hours, it randomly started to work again, no one knows why or how.
T: De Ja Vu.
T: YAAAY
V: Let's hope it won't stop working because of some reason.
T: ARRRGHHHH
T: Socketed Great Sword from the third act ! It is so weak that I can't kill anything in here by using it ! And that is horrible !
V: I'M FLYIN' !
T: OMG, did you go through? You didn't wait for me?
T: I don't know, my controls were lagged, I couldn't click anything.
V: It's okey.
T: Maybe I could summon more things, right ?
T: F1, F9.
T: The Plant, The Raven.
T: OMG, a boss right in the beginning.
V: It must be.
T: *Hardcore Diablo Player Sounds*
T: DIE !
V: Well, *** me.
T: Amethyst is mine.
T: I have an amethyst !
T: TOPAZ ! I WILL TAKE EVERYTHING !
T: You are on the other side. V: I don't know, everything is burning around here.
V: Burnin', burnin' !
V: Next Level.
T: Try imagining faces of people you hate on your enemies.
T: Look, there is Zbyšek ! (Vyktory)
V: I was going to say: There is Honza ! (Templayer) Ou Yeah !
T: COME OVER HERE ! V: MY SKULL !
T: Let's turn PvP on.
T: Come over here, Zbyšek !
V: What if you would rather start doing something useful, instead of the *** you do.
T: Why ?
T: You're acting as if they could kill us. WE ARE IMMORTAL.
T: At least for now.
V: Yeah, say that again in a moment, when we die.
T: Exactly. It is always like: "Full health, full health, what the *** killed me ?"
T: SLAY !
T: Why the *** should I bother ? You're the ones fighting from now on.
T: Mwahahah. An imp teleported into my face and died xP
T: I'm going to die !
V: Why are you roaring ?
T: I'M DYING ! V: Doesn't look like it. T: I'm At half health. Look, it's horrible !
T: As I said, I've got a pretty good team. The wolves are damage dealers, the ghost is buffing, a buffer. The Plant is healing.
V: That plant of yours is *** me of immersely.
T: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
V: Yeah, exactly, nom nom nom nom.
V: I like to move it move it.
T: I don't understand what do people see in those voice commentated ... GEM SHRINE, MINE ! :D
V: And what if I will use it before you do ?? T: Then I will beat you.
T: But now I am sure. V: Holy cow, Templayer is sure about something !
T: Shut up.
V: DIE !
V: Dead ! Dead ! DIE DIE ! DIE DIE ! Crap.
T: Listen to the tale of the Nucklevee, Nuckleveee !
T: I'm out of stamina, and you are too far away. V: I'm far away, playing indians.
T: So they force you to work on railroads, etc. ?
V: I didn't mean it like that, but ...
T: Wait, where is the quest? I'm not gonna ... it is the Quel Kehk guy, or something like that. The blondie guy.
T: Keel'No'D(R)eem (deem=dým=smoke)
V: Yes.
T: Quel. Kek.
T: Find Anya under the Crystalline Path, near the Ice River.
T: Well, she is already cold, isn't she? Hahah. I know, that was bad. :D
T: Horns. Longsword. Claymore. Second act, sucks.
T: Bleeeigh !
T: You could voice Diablo.
T: Noooighhh !
V: Or not. :D
T: Scroll of identification. My neck hurts. What will we do ? :D
V: It is a big time eater, isn't it? T: Yeah, there are people who spend hundreds of hours playing it.
T: I spend hundreds of hours watching THEM play for hundreds of hours ! :D
V: That's a good one.
T: Another part ! I don't want an introduction, you all suck.
V: This will stand out exceptionally ! :D
T: Start doing something usefull, instead of watching a band of people running and beating stuff ! xD
V: And an thousand years old game as well.
V: I'M GONNA DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE ! OUT OF MY WAY ! ***, *** ! I CAN'T GET OUT ! HELP ME ! (Hilfe = german) ! T: Where are you ? I can't see you on the map ! V: I don't know ! But it is bad !
V: Quickly ! Kill at least one ! T: And where are you?
V: I don't know, in north. T: Where are youuu ! Zbyšek is gone.
T: Far over ... the misty mountains cold .. V: I'm gonna die, you moron !
T: To Dungeons deep ... V: I can't survive much longer, be quick ! T: I don't know where you are, are you to the right, or did you go through the portal?
V: No, I'm upwards. T: Why didn't you tell me that before ?
V: And I'm dead, since I got out of potions. T: You are a moron.
T: I have an unlimited beer - still sipping, still halfway through.
V: That is weird. But many people would exchange places with you !
T: They would like to have my problems.
V: Oh, thanks !
V: MY BODY !
V: YOU SHALL NOT PASS ! T: I .. didn't .... mwaha.
T: You shall now pass ! *joink*
T: *breaks something*
T: Draw the trajectory of an electron moving through a three dimensional space, if the induction enters the paper, this and this will go 90° towards you etc.
V: All the neccesary things. T: Do you know what I wrote into the solution? I DON'T HAVE STEREOSCOPIC SIGHT !
V: And what did they say to that?
T: I've got 40 points :D
T: It wasn't exactly like that, it was ABCD, but there were such things ...
V: For me, knowing how to install an electric socket is enough.
T: I can do that too, so it is no miracle. :D
T: OH FU**
V: What?
T: I can do that too, so it is no miracle.
T: I made a little mistake. I've dragged the edge of the recording screen, and thus I made a video with a variable resolution. Another thing of mine.
V: What variable resolution?
T: It changes during the video. Isn't that funny ?
T: You never saw that anywhere.
V: Interesting. T: I did that with Ultima, I dragged the pixel window during recording.
T: It continued. It is a single file. Simply put - it changes resolution halfway through the video.
T: In one, single file. Nice, isn't it? V: Interesting.
T: If it would split them ... I though it would split in this case, but no - it is a single file.
V: Hah.
T: That was fun. And you can have variable bitrate, etc. but that is normal. This isn't used at all. It doesn't work most of the time, maybe that is the reason for that.
T: Wait a while. My sister is playing with my dog.
V: Yeah, I can hear that.
T: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
T: Nitlatlak. I will call him Nitlatlak.
T: A wererat.
T: Like in that Simon's Quest adventure, it was a parody game.
T: There was a druid and he said: We druid change through lycantrophy ... trophy ... or what ever is the non-branched term ... into various animals.
T: Some of us change into bears, some into wolves, others into panthers. What do you change into ?
T: Into a frog. I am a werefrog.
T: I will only watch her. She looks cute.
V: What a moron.
T: A TINY SWORD ! I HAVE A TINY SWORD !
T: Don't you want a TINY SWORD !
V: Nope.
T: Look at what I have ! A TINY SWORD !
T: And then I came, and threw a tiny sword during a fight.
T: Fire. Now you don't fear fire.
T: And then they found Templayer in a lava river.
T: He wasn't afraid of lava, so he was going for a swim.
V: Right.
T: Let's ride a strawberry river ! :D
T: While in real life, he is drowning in the middle of the night in some river.
T: My plant is dying. I AM DYING ! I AM DYING ! I AM DYING !
T: Let me be !
T: Sucker.
T: OMG, GET OUT OF MY WAY.
T: I'M TELLING YOU FOR THE LAST TIME, GET OUT OF MY WAY ! GET OUT OF MY WAY !
V: That's the end.
T: A fanatical stygian harlot ! :D
T: I opened a chest and as a trap, a fanatical stygian harlot pops up.
T: Oh crap, help.
T: What were you saying about me not tanking ? OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH
V: I don't know what are you doing. T: I can't get out !
T: HI ! I am running in circles around here !
T: First lap !
T: Second lap ! V: That's the end !
T: Third .. oh ***, I got stuck ! :D
T: Third lap ...... third lap.
T: Fifth lap !
T: And now the nineth lap?
V: I think you went crazy.
T: OMG.
V: What is happening ?
T: I found a grey Flamberge. 19 to 39 damage. I said to myself - maybe it will have three slots ! It is etheral.
V: Well, that's great.
T: I was so happy, that finally, finally ... but no.
T: Denied.
T: Anya ! ANYA !!! xD
V: I call that attention diversing.
T: Where is she?
V: Temp is running around in despair.
T: And I'm safe here. I'm still safe in here. Ouch. OUCH. OUUUCH. SAFE ! OUCH OUCH ! SAFE !! OUCH !!! LET ME BE !
T: Money. Oh ***, we both clicked at the exact same time.
T: I will go through. I have to go through.
T: GET OUT OF MY WAY ! GET OUT OF MY WAY ! I WANT TO GO THROUGH:
T: Lalalala ... identify scroll .... LALALALA.
T: Far over ... V: What is happening?
T: The misty mountains cold.
T: To dungeons deep, and caverns old.
T: The pines were roaring ooon the height...
V: This really is a very special episode.
T: That's right.
V: Let's see who will get there first. T: Now I see how to get there.
T: I hate you.
T: I was there first. V: How? T: My wolf is there. :D
T: OUCH OUCH OUCH ! I'm almost dead. V: You are going to die. T: Look at my health. Can you see it? V: Not much, I see.
V: And now I am out of skeletons, great.
T: Yeah, I can totally see everything being dead around here.
V: I think completely dead. T: Nom nom nom.
V: Nom nom nom. T: I will leave you there.
V: You are really nice, great, I just needed that, run away when there is a full ...
T: You are supossed to be independant. In life. V: Yeah, without skeletons, without a golem, without a companion. Right. T: INDEPENDANT !
T: And another part.
T: Let it ... oh ***, I'm out of wolves.
T: I'm dying too ... what *** got these things from above ?? AAARRH !
T: You *** ! I almost died because of you ! :D
T: I was going north into a safe place, and there was another horde of enemies. *** I said.
T: My wolves are dead -> ***. Everyone was after me.
V: Interesting. V: What did it do ?
V: It added resistances, like 10 to everything.
T: *cries*
V: ***. T: How much do you have ?
V: 109 to 205.
T: *cries*
T: I want a weapon. NOOO ! There goes the *** again.
T: I'm gonna cry.
T: I will start crying.
V: I can see that.
T: I want a weapon ! I WILL CRY IT OUT !
T: I WILL CRY LIKE A SMALL BABY !
T: A SMALL RETARTED BABY !
T: Why are you standing behind me with that shield of yours? You are supossed to stand before me !
T: YOU BROKE THE VASE ! IT WAS FROM THE MING DYNASTY !
V: I will not *** myself because of that.
T: And even more monsters for a change. V: Run from them.
T: I'm not going to flee, I'm going to battle ! There is like 10-12 zombies coming after me and in one moment, it looked like ... T+V unison: Resident Evil. T: Yeah.
T: A horde of them slowly walking towards me.
T: Yay.
V: Heh. T: Okey, let's end this.
T: Bye. V: Yeah. T: Farewell !