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Don't you hate it when... Your kitchenware breaks and...
Someone's dog eats your fork? Well, I was sailing down the river when...
I noticed this company! Its name was... Kitchenwares of Gondor! It looked like a great
place to fix up your old plates! I'm Boromir, founder of Kitchenwares of Gondor
and I love it! Come on, get your old plates filled up there! They'll serve captains, generals,
and even... Witches! Come to Kitchenwares of Gondor, call
the number at (888) 888-8888. That's right, (888) 888-8888. Yup! Ok! Come on! Goodbye
now! Kitchenwares of Gondor is the best place to
rejuvenate your dishes! Make the right choice. Come to Kitchenwares
of Gondor. Remember..... I have.... poison.... fingernail injectors! Ok! That's enough. Goodbye
now. Ha!
I don't trust them! Don't go there! I don't trust them! They...wanted...my little Cosette
to go! I don't like it! I don't like it at all! Don't ever go to Kitchenwares of Gondor,
no no no no no. No no no no no. Just don't do it! Alright? Good.
I love Shoes of Rohan...wait... Is this the wrong commercial?