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Why a dog?
Well, we're always trying to push ourselves at Cut to the Tech,
and, honestly, tech just gets a little boring.
Like, sure, that's a cool wi-fi router, but a dog?
That's adorable.
[jazzy trumpet flair]
Juno George: she claims to be the “head [dog bark] in charge” and be “cute as heck.”
Juno was born in August of 2016.
She’s a chihuahua mix and has 4 strong legs,
an undocked tail, and one floppy ear as well as well as one perky one.
The design of Juno is simply adorable.
The beige stripe down her back makes her stand out from other white chihuahuas, and her large
brown eyes make it far less frustrating when she’s barking loudly in your face.
Her favorite toys are of the stuffed variety,
but she can make do with any paper or trash she finds on the floor.
This model of Juno does have some bugs, however.
We’ve run into an issue where she will seemingly whine without actually wanting anything, and
she has a strong resentment for babies and children.
But she makes up for it by being the best cuddler around.
Juno doesn’t have an app or any smart controls, but she does have an Instagram, @dontjunoanything,
for people who want the joy of having a Juno without actually having a Juno.
The feature that surprised us the most was the nostril licking.
Allow Juno to get within a few inches of your face, and before you know it she has her tongue
up your nose.
It took some adjusting, but after awhile this feature became endearing rather than annoying.
Juno isn’t for everyone, in fact she’s only for me.
Because she’s my dog.
My verdict?
15/10, heckin good doggo
Thank you for watching, and don’t forget to like, comment, and–
[dog whining]